₦airaland Forum

Since when I was Young now I'm growing I've never seen a police officer age well at old age

They're either okada men? night watchers/vigilantee, having miserable children and so on and then people get to wonder why this is so. you've all seen it

contigiency:
Good morning house. Please I have an electrical injector diesel engine hilux van from Germany. This motor has been giving me too much trouble.

Some people have suggested that I should convert the engine to fuel, while others said I should just convert the injector from electrical to manual.

Please I seek your advice on which of the two options is better and possibly the likely budget amount each of the options will likely take.

Kindly assist with an honest and professional advice.

Thanks.

all I can say is your German car/truck got jammed

dklex:
Functional and very lucrative 65 room Hotel on 7 floors overlooking the Atlantic Ocean with State-of-the-art finishing.

It enjoys almost 100% occupancy rate round the clock and is mostly patronised by expatriates.

Buyers will recoup their entire investment under 6 years.

Selling Price:
$35m(Thirty-Five Million Dollars)
or it's Naira equivalent.

having $35mill and investing in Nigeria is foolishness of the greatest order

Vanity upon vanity all is still vanity

EmmaFantastic:
Here's a list of countries around the world with the most internet users.

(1) China (829 million users).

(2) India (560 million users).

(3) USA (292 million users).

(4) Brazil (149 million users).

(5) Indonesia (143 million users).

(6) Nigeria (119 million users).

(7) Japan (118 million users).

(8 ) Russia (109 million users).

(9) Bangladesh (94 million users).


If you thank me for telling you this, I'll not mind.

ohhh nice one

Lol this life is really full of vanities

a local man can just wear this post it on IG and be claiming to have bought it at 1m

Bamiz:
Last two weeks, I had a revelation that the devil was planning to pour out the spirit of lust into this world. In that dream, THE LORD showed me an idol pour out water from his mouth unto the whole earth and every human on earth began to lust. Immediately I woke up, THE LORD dropped it in my spirit to spread the revelation.
May God be with us all IJN.

Bro I don't do no sin but this Lust ish has really taken hold of me I need help

Naijafull19:
Well, all I will say is...

If you want a world class hostel....PAY world class fees.

Fees for unviersity in Nigeria are below $300 per annum. Because we are 'poor'. Well, sports fans, the above is what you can get for just $300 or less.

If you want modern hostels, pay DECENT fees. Decent fees means that the university would have the means to keep the hostels well maintained...including getting the kind of grass cutting equipment that would keep the bush low.

But the thing is in Nigeria, we seem to think that if we catch all the corrupt leaders, and take their money, we will live like they do in the USA. That's partly true...but the truth also is we are not earning enough cash.

As an example, Canada spends $60billion on primary education alone. Nigeria meanwhile has $2bn or less for just education. But somehow in Nigeria...we expect $60BN something for just $2Billion (Like me walking into SLOT and demanding that they sell me that Nokia or Samsung Galaxy note for N5000 ).

Yes, we have to fight corruption. Yes we have to get rid of all them politcians. Yes, Bubu, GEJ etc must go...but let's face reality...good educaiton COSTS MONEY....and it is either we pay higher fees, or take loans to make up the difference. You won't want to take loans.

Lol mine was even $60 when I was in 100L

Neddstark:
Those morrafuckas. I remember a guy going to deliver rolex wristwatches in ikotun. Thats how they beat him and robbed him of all the watches. From the video, it was said that they both have guns. They met their waterloo.

still couldn't find the video on instablog

Moventist:
I served on that village for 3 weeks

And?

Hamachi:
I'm 28years old, my parents died when i was 14years old. I dropped out of school because no one could afford to pay my fees.

I met a guy when i was 17years old and he sent me back to school. He sold fruits on the streets so he could pay my school fees.

He later got a job as a truck driver and sent me to university.
I am now working as a lawyer. My problem is that i feel i can't continue with this relationship cos this guy is not the type of a man i would like to marry!!.

How best can i tell him that he is not my type without hurting his feelings?

I'm grateful he sent me to school but i can't be in a relationship with him anymore!. I want someone in my own class not an ordinary truck driver!

you try

tunjiajayi:
Human beings, what we are really capable of. There's a dark side, the people that did this are not demons or spirit they flesh and blood like you and I, these same people believe are capable of fostering peace and joy too. But these ones have been polarised to cause fear and pain.
From the all over the world, the value of life is getting short-changed.
Kind of like commodities in a glut.

The people that did this are unlike you and me are far gone in their conviction in this way of life, evil is inherent in us all, and all have sinned.

You can choose your sin, name your sin, control your sin, and ultimately over ride your sin.

There's still hope for humanity.
One in all, all in one, one of all, all of one.

you'll make a great poet

nice one buddy

Zhegx:


Don't mean to be insensitive but what were these people doing when the house was burnt?

was probably having sex.

willexyaho:
Ok
And they can't dance if they are not close to the DJ/sound system
Why not climb the speaker.
Please let us concentrate on the matter at hand. How many days is remaining for Buhari to finish?

Lmao

FreelanceRebel:
Innoson is duplicator, no wonder he cannot sell affordable cars to civil servants

Lol

rhythyson:
What i know is that someone copied from the copier

Lol � �

If the woman is Ipob she should be arrested ASAP

it's clear obvious she killed the poor Edo man for his properties

He should come and join his mate in selling used clothes or gala

maybe Buhari might be interested in buying

Ctorch:
"Bubu: Osunbade, I heard some lazy yoots beat Epheremadu in West Germany. Are you awear?

Star boy : It was IPOB sir.

Bubu: HIFOB? ..dat yeye ijaw boy wey wan do revolution.

Star boy: That is Sowore sir. Nnamdi Kanu heads IPOB. He jumped bail and fled to Israel.

Bubu: Shege Banza! How did he reach Israel? Did we not send him to India?

Star boy: That's El Zak Zakky sir. He has returned.

Bubu: This is very conpusing. Who be the one wey go trubunal say I no get sabificate?

Star boy: That's Atiku sir.

Bubu: is he in custody?

Star boy: No sir. We can't move against him.

Bubu: Who is in custody?

Star boy: Only Sowore sir.

Bubu: Madalla! That Sowore is very kwarapt. Imagine the billions of naìra he embezzled. Money meant for arms.

Star boy: That's Dazuki sir.

Bubu: Danzuki?

Star boy: Yes sir.

Bubu: Is he in custody?

Star boy: Yes sir.

Bubu: I thought you said only Sowore is in custody.

Star boy: Danzuki is also in jail sir.

Bubu: Are you shua?

Star boy: Yes sir.

Bubu: Or should I send you to jail so you can count for me.


Signed
Ahmed Ahmed

lmao got stalked when eating my food like

IbrahimSkiba:
He still got more 15 more years to go, are you saying he has only 15more years to live?

you need to grow sense to understand what I wrote up there

do so and coman thank me later

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The 1.30odd mega hawker is here again

you'll need a Megaphone bro to create awareness

fairfora:
And buhari is yet to pick him for abandoning that project? Oponu alailopolo eru buhari

Fool and if he picks him how would demented fella of your likes react to it

Damn.....that's why I'll always tell people especially widowers if you've got kids there's really no need getting you a new wife.... you don't need it

imagine at 3years; lil boy still got about 15 more years to go, nur fair at all

I stopped taking this man for a sensible being after seeing this

below is a run way this slowpoke ought to commission.....nigga embezzled the money grounding this particular runway, now it's basically a bed for grasses

this same man would come out criticizing everything buhari does

anyways I have no business with him.....it's even his followers I'm pitying

this cannot Happen in America

Tonicwater:
I just climbed on a black snake in my living room and out of shock i panicked and went to hide first,then later i threw my glass table on it and it still escape to i do t know whr. Maybe under the chair,i have scatter everywhr and i cant find it,though i have two rats in the house that have neen disturbing me so i went out to buy rat sausage but i dont know who ate the poison i put on the ground ,whether it was the black snake or the two rats.
Now i cant sleep and i have cut onions and scatter on the ground. Pls someone should help me i am terrified.

lol goan sleep outside

adrenaline wount let you sleep there tonight

agboghai:
Dem no born you well for you to talk to me anyhow. You think because we are in a faceless forum like nairaland and you think you and everyone here na mate bah. Let's this be last time you will mention me about the topic. The trouble you dey fine, when you meet am, you go run.

Lmao see this idiot o..... what do ten thousand of your likes wanna do to me? you're just an empty vagued nincompoop who's got no life but want to try to be relevant

yes I'm looking for trouble bring it up to me you Fool

agboghai:
I think the police should start the investigation with you and the journalist who wrote a fake address of the hotel location. Since you fail to realise that there was an error in the piece the writer wrote there.

how does this links me and the journalist together

The police should investigate you since you know the in and out of the Hotel hence you can aid in suggestions as tho where the man might be or his escape route since you figured out the hotel was at the wrong location

to me that's bravery on your side so the police should start investigation from you

moonbender:
Her smelly body should be tied to a tree and flogged 200x with a 6wings koboko laced with fresh Cameroon pepper.

"Some" girls needs to get sense. Very few of them are smart.

The bunch of them are the most dumb and foolish to be easily lured by pennies they can make themselves.

Many of them are lazy and see only men as those who should be rich for them to feed from through prostitution.

If I'm made the Chief Judge of this country, all satanic elements like this LovePeddler after their death would be flogged in public and left in the dustbin.

NL should not change W.h.o.r.e to LovePeddler jor. Let's call them what they are.

Love peddling is a big time business if not even a multi million business in the US....if you think I'm lying hit instagram

it's only here prostitutes are either used for rituals or getting strangled I'm not supporting them though but I feel the love peddling of a thing is just not for Nigeria and Nigerians