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CrimeRe: 1960 Bet Been Scamming Pple Scince 1999bc by ubcandid(m):
nobody deals with 1960 bet again. I may be forced to ask you what age you live in when modern, flexible and savvy companies like bet9ja, nairabet are up there and doling out massive cheques.

since three years ago three guys in my uni hostel won bets of 25, 13 and 8 k but up till now none of them have been paid. it gets to a stage that when you play multiple tickets online and win 1960 automatically hides some off. those guys are SCAMMERS.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Shares Vacation Photos by ubcandid(m):
mark3009:
So u mean they had a romantic relationship and never had sex? Were u part of the relationship?
Dbanj was trying to take things over board and Gene knew he was a player, at that point Atiku Abubakar was oiling and greasing her pussy and bank account. she knew it would be stupid for her to lose him as a man of his status won't like such clamour dbanj was creating around her.
hope you remember that Genevieve called him off the issue.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Shares Vacation Photos by ubcandid(m): 11:24pm On Apr 30, 2016
TANTUMERGO007:
d'banj blow genevieve him no cast, ordinary tiwa person blow they cast give the whole world undecided
DBANJ NEVER SAW GENEVIEVE'S PANTS. DONT SAY WHAT YOU DONT KNOW..
RomanceRe: Why We Ladies Sleep With Different Men - Student Opens Up by ubcandid(m): 11:16pm On Apr 27, 2016
ehjiwummy:
Person wey get dis story nor get point @all,if things hard u nor fit get part time job?kukuma talk say ashewo dey hungry u b4
ashewo dey hungry person??

mind how you talk
HealthRe: Strange Object Growing In My Private Part by ubcandid(m): 10:52am On Apr 25, 2016
its not surprising that most Nigerians have lost regards for the medical profession when it comes to serious ailments affecting them. I guess the OP has seen doctor's but their modus operandi and stubbornness most times can be a pain. OP I would suggest you go to a teaching hospital for proper testing and diagnosis.
even when I was in the university you see young girls always visiting local chemist who have no medical degree or intellectual affiliation whatsoever, and that is how they carry their problem to an innocent man called husband, after all their damages.
OP have you been a doctor (teaching hospital)huh?
HealthRe: . by ubcandid(m):
i would like to ask these questions 1) how old are you 2) how long have you been masturbating and how long before starting with a girlfriend 3) have you been to an Urologist before for diagnosis.
?

I had a similar problem before and I would advise you not to buy any herbal drug from anyone or go for any over the counter/self medication. I was lucky to visit a teaching hospital on time. Even doctors who are specialists are very careful about administering any drug for erectile problems because they need to be sure what the root cause is. I would advise you visit a teaching hospital first or you can first do a urine culture test which is less than 2,000 to check if there is any infection In your body. if there is, you would be treated and under 3 weeks you should be normal, but if not then I suggest you visit an urologist and then you would be examined and asked to go run a hormone profile test to see if that is the problem.....

DONT DO ANY SELF MEDICATION AND FORGET ABOUT BEING SHY TO VISIT THE DOCTOR. I WAS IN YOUR SHOES AND TRUST ME VISITING THE DOCTOR, AN UROLOGIST, IS THE BEST YOU CAN DO FOR YOURSELF. THE TESTS WONT COST UP TO 4,000 DONT LISTEN TO ALL THESE HERBAL GUYS ONLINE, YOU SPEND A LOT ON THEM AND FIND OUT THEY ARE FRAUD.

YOU CAN MESSAGE FOR FOLLOW UP AFTER YOU SEE THE DOCTOR. NO DOCTOR CAN DIAGNOSE YOU ONLINE.

GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!
CelebritiesRe: I've Not Seen Tonto Dikeh Since Her Marriage-dbanj On Droping Her From His Label by ubcandid(m): 5:44pm On Apr 24, 2016
hahahahah... when tonto dike was complaining that she has been spending money on guys she taught was rich but were only sweet tonguing her you guys taught she was joking?

tonto has stated that she is happy in her marriage, she is tired of play Boy's
Christianity EtcRe: The Man Who Claimed To Be Jesus EDIDEM BASSEY From Ikot Ekpene Akwa Ibom State by ubcandid(m): 8:53pm On Apr 18, 2016
hector:
onna eket makes u an eket man. u only speak Ibibio coz u are close to some Ibibio speaking communities. The people that are reffered to as ibibios are the people who come from these LGAs;
Uyo,
nsit atai,
ibesikpo,
uruan,
nsit ibom,
ibiono ibom,
nsit ubium,
etinan,
ITU,
ikono,
INI,
and most parts of ikot abasi, and mkpat enin.
You cant learn this one in school but u can thank me later when u do your findings. I am from Itu. itam precisely.
ONNA IS IBIBIO!!!!!
BusinessRe: A 300 Man House Boat Needed Urgently by ubcandid(m): 12:01pm On Apr 18, 2016
Thanks for your email. Kindly reforward it to t'he d' email address on my signature page. Or u can go ahead and give me a call. My fone number is on my post. I would be glad if u can close d deal in 72 hrs.[/quote]
BusinessRe: A 300 Man House Boat Needed Urgently by ubcandid(m): 11:41am On Apr 18, 2016
Thanks for your email. Kindly reforward it to t'he d' email address on my signature page. Or u can go ahead and give me a call. My fone number is on my post. I would be glad if u can close d deal in 72 hrs.[/quote]
Christianity EtcRe: The Man Who Claimed To Be Jesus EDIDEM BASSEY From Ikot Ekpene Akwa Ibom State by ubcandid(m): 5:56am On Apr 18, 2016
hector:
hahaha...look who is calling me a fool. You are calling Onna eket, Ibibio? look let me tell you, the fact that you can speak ibibio doesnt make you are an ibibio. Go and ask you paramount ruler and stop exposing your ignorance here.
ooooo I see. what does it make me? can you tell me my ancestry since you know so much ?

stop displaying ignorance and bigotry Mr man, it is totally useless. you sound like a pained soul.
Christianity EtcRe: The Man Who Claimed To Be Jesus EDIDEM BASSEY From Ikot Ekpene Akwa Ibom State by ubcandid(m): 4:46pm On Apr 17, 2016
bitterswt2:
You are a slave and will always be a slave. Go serve your Efik and Oron masters. Be grateful that an Annang man brought civilization to ibibios. silly slave
Ete, I am an Ibibio from Onna LGA, there was no need for you to reply that fool. he is a FOOL.
Christianity EtcRe: The Man Who Claimed To Be Jesus EDIDEM BASSEY From Ikot Ekpene Akwa Ibom State by ubcandid(m): 4:46pm On Apr 17, 2016
bitterswt2:
You are a slave and will always be a slave. Go serve your Efik and Oron masters. Be grateful that an Annang man brought civilization to ibibios. silly slave
Ete, I am an Ibibio from Onna LGA, there was no need for you to reply that fool. he is FOOL.
HealthRe: Has Anyone Even Gotten Cured Of Staph by ubcandid(m):
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SportsRe: Asuquo Ekpe Is Dead (He Scored Nigeria's First Nations Cup Goal) by ubcandid(m): 6:05pm On Feb 16, 2016
gozzlin:
His name sounds like an Akwa Ibom name, yet he's from Ebonyi.
where was it stated that he is from ebonyihuhhuh

dont distort statements that you dont understand...

I guess he has a house in ebonyi and lived there a long time......stephen keshi's wife was buried in Edo state
SportsRe: Asuquo Ekpe Is Dead (He Scored Nigeria's First Nations Cup Goal) by ubcandid(m): 9:40pm On Feb 15, 2016
why is he to be buried in EBONYI STATEhuhhuh?
CelebritiesRe: Dede-One-Day Lying In State In His Mansion In Imo Ahead Of Burial Tomorrow -pics by ubcandid(m):
THAT IS NOT A MANSION!!!!!!

Every one here alludes that its worthless working and building for the future, why dont you all just try to be lazy and spend all you get/got without prudence and recourse to tomorrow...That young man has given his immediate family a foundation through that building at least they wont have to face land lord problem and his children can have a place to call a home....Do you know how many people go on to live with their husbands brother or sister after the death of a father/husbandhuh?? 98% end up in bad blood and deep hatred.......MAKE HAY WHILE THE SUN SHINES....
SportsRe: We Won’t Allow Oliseh Coach Us Into Trouble -NFF by ubcandid(m): 10:07pm On Feb 05, 2016
These made me lafffff DECREE 101 NFA NFF

1)The Chris Green led body is to work closely with the Eagles gaffer, who has been told in very clear terms to cooperate or get fired.

2)Oliseh has been told to cooperate and work closely with the technical committee. If he fails to behave, he would be fired, there is no two ways about it.

3)Interestingly, Oliseh has declared that he has no business with the technical committee declaring that the contract he signed says he should report to the NFF secretary general and not the committee.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Stole 'Ojuelegba' From Me- Blackface by ubcandid(m): 3:02pm On Jan 23, 2016
saxywale:
wizkid, always been stealing people's music without acknowledging he sampled those tracks.
He copies the melody and put his own words.lol.
I remember his hit track, holla at your boi was sampled from "girls". A song originally recorded by se7en, a south Korean r 'n' b singer.
WOW I JUST FOUND THAT OUT NOW....BUT IM DON USE AM BLOW TEY TEY
TravelRe: The Top Ten Tallest Buildings In Nigeria 2015 by ubcandid(m): 11:54am On Jan 23, 2016
dguizman:
dis one wey no fit pass 10 storey building...I guess u're joking.
it is 18 or so....be sure before you speak
PoliticsRe: Burutai Moves Army Institute To His Hometown by ubcandid(m): 7:30pm On Jan 18, 2016
wetin concern BENUE STATE HOUSE for ARMY MATTERhuh??
CrimeRe: Return Of Niger-Delta Militancy? Major Crude Oil, Gas Pipelines Bombed by ubcandid(m): 10:36am On Jan 18, 2016
hungryboy:
One thing this thugs and thieves wrongly labelled Militants, haven't realised yet,
Is that, this is not a government ran by Two lecturers( Late President Yar'adua and Goodluck Jonathan)
who are afraid of spilling blood,
Buhari is not only an ex General in the army but from a warring tribe(fulani),
The so called militants will bomb oil installations,
And maybe kidnap a few white men,
In the ensuing war,
President Buhari will not relent or call for ceasefire, amnesty etc, until the are all dead,
I only pity the innocents who will be caught in the crossfire.
you think you made a wise comment? is the nigerian army stronger than the syrian, vietnam libyan and egyptian armyhuh
it shows the lecturers have brain
HealthRe: The Sorry State Of Immanuel General Hospital Eket Akwa Ibom State by ubcandid(m): 4:07pm On Jan 16, 2016
irepagbor:
Over sabi , you dont know anything. Yes i said sub-sahara africa.

You mentioned Kenya, Angola and others. I am pretty sure you saw only the capital city. Akwa Ibom is not our capital. Hospitals or public toilet in Abuja is Ok like the capital of countries you mentioned.

Have you been to villages in Kenya? Africans are dirty FULL STOP.
I really hate when Nigerians make reference to what they see on paper and social media. I have been to Kenyan villages, and i will tell you that Kenyans are more dirty than Nigerians. Some of them don't even take shower regularly cos of the cold-dry weather.

Even in Nairobi, there is something called public shower. When the public see someone that is very dirty; they force him down and bath him or her in public. TV cameras watching.
"Over sabi , you dont know anything. Yes i said sub-sahara africa." WITH THAT STATEMENT YOU FEEL YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

"Have you been to villages in Kenya? I have been to the countries i mentioned under sub saharan Africa, i mentioned them because i thought you dont know the countries that constitutes sub saharan africa.

it clearly evident that you statement AFRICAN ARE DIRTY and " There is no public toilet in sub-sahara Africa that is maintained." is simply a case of fallacy of hasty generalization and borne from a myopic mindset.

The countries you want to compare Africa with are mostly made up of planned towns and cities, which have over 80 percent working class population, is it these working class population that carry out the sanitary themselves? they mostly pay peole to carry out that for them and doesnt mean they have a good personal hygiene...the fact you go to a rich mans house in Nigeria who has employed house helps to clean and tidy his home doesnt mean he himself has a good personal hygiene or would keep a self contain clean. It boils down to providence...Like i said earlier i think home grown Akwa-iboms are naturally hygienic.

The last time i went to that hospital in december it was old but clean, that pixz should be from an abandoned part...that hospital is better than briathwaith memorial hospital in porth harcourt close to the government house.

no need to result to using expletives to back up an argument, just put points in logical plain sense and be.sure .
AFRICANS ARE NOT DIRTY. IF YOU ARE I AM NOT!!!!!!!
HealthRe: The Sorry State Of Immanuel General Hospital Eket Akwa Ibom State by ubcandid(m): 10:42pm On Jan 15, 2016
irepagbor:
Even if i hate Apkabio or PDP, i will not blame govt. but black race........................... There is no public toilet in sub-sahara Africa that is maintained.
Black race are dirty and lack maintenance culture.

Another thing is corruption from the hospital management board. IM SURE THEY HAVE CLEANERS ON GOVT. PAYROLL. They should sack everybody in that hospital except gate man.
"sub-saharan africa" huhhuh? dude are you serioushuh do you know the countries that make up sub saharan Africahuh?
you need to travel to kenya, mozambique, angola SA and see how people manage their infrastructures...

i have been in and out Akwa-ibom for 5 years and i have to commend the high level of adherence to sanitary there...it is naturally imbibed in them and most of the federal institutions like the teaching hospital and UNIUYO are very neat down to their toilets.....i visited this hospital in December and it is not as bad as portrayed here..it is just old but neat .. am suspecting the OP had take pictures of abandoned parts of the hospital but anyway that hospital is the prime government hospital in eket, it needs to be upgraded.
RomanceRe: Who Enjoys Sex More??? by ubcandid(m): 8:46pm On Jan 11, 2016
KashyBaby:
I think when all men knows how to please their woman, surely ladies will enjoy the most...
CAN YOU GIVE US CLUES....IT COULD HELP GETTING SOME OF THEM PLEASED
BusinessRe: Okrika Clothes, Pistol, Gin, Other Goods Banned By Customs (SEE FULL LIST) by ubcandid(m): 9:26am On Jan 10, 2016
perryy:
If I ever become the president of this country, I will ban everything including cars. If we can't produce cars in this 21st century, then we are certainly not fit to drive cars.

Rubbish.
try to be prudent in thinking.. the world is large market with different buyers as countries...if you think your country can produce everything, who is going to buy themhuh?

if every country in the world toes that line there would be a lock down in global trade, because for the production of cars you might not have all the raw materials domiciled in your country. That is the reason you see western nations signing trade deals with country.
CelebritiesRe: Davido And His Celebrity Barber For The Past 12years [PICS] by ubcandid(m):
dennisbee:
My dear, it's true. Barbers earn more. I mean, good Barbers.
Imagine u charge, say N200, per haircut. And u cut 20 persons per day. That's like 4k per day. Do the maths.
Now, also note that some Barbers charge more than N200 per haircut, and most Barbers cut more than 20 persons daily. Imagine 9am to 9pm, my dear they cut more than 20 persons, and during weekends, it's the bomb. Just do the maths.
How much Banker dey earn? Who Banker help?
The problem is tht most of these Barbers don't place themselves on salaries, and they don't prioritize . They drink and smoke off their income and womanize too. Some of them sha.
EVEN IF YOU WANT TO GO WITH YOUR EARLIER STANCE THAT THEY CUT 20 PERSONS PER DAY AT THE RATE OF 200, BUT LET ME TAKE 300.
300 X 20 X 30DAYS = #180,000

THE BARBER WOULD AT "MOST" MAKE #180,000. I WANT TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT TO HAVE THIS IN BULK SUM IS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE THE BARBER CANT SET THE MONEY ASIDE TILL THE MONTH END SINCE THIS IS HIS SOURCE OF INCOME AND HE WOULD BE MAKING MISCELLANEOUS EXPENSES.

FOR HIM TO CUT 20 PEOPLE PER DAY FOR A FULL MONTH, SIMPLY MEANS HE NEEDS TO HAVE AT LEAST A STAFF WHOSE SALARY SHOULD BE LETS SAY #10,OO0 PER MONTH

HE NEEDS TO SERVICE & STERILIZE AT LEAST 3 CLIPPERS, BUY SPIRIT, POWDER FOR THE MONTH, AND MISCELLANEOUS EXPENSES FOR CLEANING THE SHOP AND TOOLS HE WORKS WITH...THIS SHOULD GULP NOTHING LESS THAN #6,000.

AS FAR AS NIGERIAN IS CONCERNED, AND AT THE RATE OF 20 CUTS PER DAY, HE SHOULD BE SPENDING A MINIMUM OF #500 PER THREE DAYS TO BUY FUEL, THAT IS TAKING INTO CONSIDERATION HE IS USING "i better pass my neighbor" THAT MEANS FOR 30 DAYS HE SPENDS #5000 on FUEL AND #1000 FOR SERVICING THAT IS #6000

HE WOULD PAY NEPA BILL #4000 AT THE END OF THE MONTH AND SHOP RENT WHICH SHOULD BE #4000 PER MONTH WITH OTHER GOVERNMENT LEVY #1000...ALL TOTALS #8000..

THIS ALL TOTALS TO #30,000.....THIS IS AT OPTIMUM RATE...WITH ALL THINGS BEING EQUAL WHICH IS NOT POSSIBLE..
180,000-30,000=#150,000

A BANKERS MINIMUM SALARY IN NIGERIA IS #200,000. A BANKER HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO CLIMB THE COOPERATE LADDER AND BE A SOURCE OF INSPIRATION TO WIFE AND KIDS....BUT AM SORRY TO SAY 80% OF BARBERS ARE NOT.
CelebritiesRe: Davido And His Celebrity Barber For The Past 12years [PICS] by ubcandid(m):
dennisbee:
My dear, it's true. Barbers earn more. I mean, good Barbers.
Imagine u charge, say N200, per haircut. And u cut 20 persons per day. That's like 4k per day. Do the maths.
Now, also note that some Barbers charge more than N200 per haircut, and most Barbers cut more than 20 persons daily. Imagine 9am to 9pm, my dear they cut more than 20 persons, and during weekends, it's the bomb. Just do the maths.
How much Banker dey earn? Who Banker help?
The problem is tht most of these Barbers don't place themselves on salaries, and they don't prioritize . They drink and smoke off their income and womanize too. Some of them sha.
I GREW UP IN SURULERE, LAGOS.....FINISHED SCHOOLING IN AKWA-IBOM FOR 5 YEARS AND DID MY IT IN PORT-HARCOUR, RUMUOMASI TO BE PRECISE...

FOR YOU TO SAT THAT AN AVERAGE BARBER CUT'S 20 PEOPLE PER DAY IS AN EXAGGERATION...THAT CAN ONLY BE TENABLE DURING WEEKENDS, THERE ARE MOSTLY MORE THAN 10 BARBERS WITHIN A VICINITY.

ALSO NOTE FOR SOMEONE LIKE ME, WHEN A BARBER BEGIN TO GET TOO MANY CUSTOMERS AND HE EMPLOYS NEW HANDS WHO ARE NOT USED TO MY STYLE I SWITCH TO A LESS POPULAR. AN AVERAGE BARBER CANT EARN MORE THAN A BANKER AND CANT PLAN HIS LIFE LIKE A BANKER.....
CelebritiesRe: Davido And His Celebrity Barber For The Past 12years [PICS] by ubcandid(m): 2:56pm On Jan 08, 2016
Chimaritoponcho:
BARBERS EARN MORE THAN D AVERAGE BANKER BRO ITS A NO BRAINER
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLEhuh?
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Military Now Sells The Igirigi Armoured Vehicle Abroad by ubcandid(m): 9:35pm On Jan 07, 2016
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The company is a multinational armoured car production company and from every indication, it holds patents to the technology for the production. Nigeria is more of an assembly plant location and partner since military intelligence is involved.
The company is located in different countries around the globe such a pakistan, south sudan, UAE, bangladesh, canada, UK, US e.t.c

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IGBO AT ALL BUT SOMETHING TO DO WITH NIGERIA.

JUST LIKE NIGERIAN NAVY NAMING SHIPS AFTER IMPORTANT PLACES IN THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE NAMING OF CRUDE OIL FIELDS
PoliticsRe: The Most Industrialised State In Nigeria by ubcandid(m): 4:53pm On Jan 03, 2016
Adelz:
sorry, glo isn't an industry, its a firm neither is innoson an industry, its also a firm, an industry can't be owned or controlled by one person because its a collection of firms. According to marriam Webster, an industry is: a group of businesses that provide a particular product or service. Wonder wot u were doing during economics class, probably dragging for land #shrugs
industry can be controlled by one person but may not be owned. The definition of industry is broad. Dont just look at meaning of words...check their definitions and usage..
Thank You.
PoliticsRe: The Most Industrialised State In Nigeria by ubcandid(m): 4:46pm On Jan 03, 2016
Adelz:
sorry, glo isn't an industry, its a firm neither is innoson an industry, its also a firm, an industry can't be owned or controlled by one person because its a collection of firms. According to marriam Webster, an industry is: a group of businesses that provide a particular product or service. Wonder wot u were doing during economics class, probably dragging for land #shrugs
industry
ˈɪndəstri/Submit
noun
1.
economic activity concerned with the processing of raw materials and manufacture of goods in factories.
"new investment incentives for British industry"
synonyms: manufacturing, production, fabrication, construction
"the decline of British industry"

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