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iLegendd:
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bigpriik:
I brought up this topic two years ago, it was about a girl i loved so much we were good friends, but she is Just into a kinda flashy lifestyle funded by runs. She always posts twerk videos on her Instagram and whatssap status and of course she is very beautiful and the kind of woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.

Hoestly I don't know why I love her, it's just crazy. Last year I deleted her number and pictures from my phone, because we had a fight over the tatoo she drew on her upper arm so I avoided her..

But yesterday I saw her in my street, meeen this girl don fine scatter and she is looking so fresh like those men are really paying her well. She called me and I answered we talked and believe me all the nuts in my head was loose because I talked to her.. ,i felt all the old emotions back again and it was so strong again. I immediately collected her number and she sent me a hi on WhatsApp so we begin talking again, we chatted all Night and she told me how she missed me so much and all.

Is it sensible iI take her in, i am 29 now and rounding up for marriage and she is the only one i see but i am afraid because i feel runs girls don't really retire even after marriage..

Elders please i need your help..
I need

PaChukwudi44:
Over greedy de worry both regions.Obasanjo's eight years just ended in 2007 and there are back here shouting for 2023

Benekruku:
If I want to be fair and go by the recommendations of those that antagonised my humble and honourable self when I was in support of RUGA,

I will clearly state that the Ultimatum is well deserved. Many quoted me on Nairaland saying "RUGA should be done up North ONLY". Fine! And now they are also telling you to go trade in your region. Anybody that needs your product would come and buy in your region.

I think its fair with all honesty. If a Fulani or Hausa man is limited to trade in certain parts of the country, then I think other tribes should be limited to trading in there own region too.

I feel does that came for head when I was supporting RUGA can now find a better resolution to the impending doom that stares at us at present.


The English people call it "Tit for Tat"
Warri people call it "Do me, I do you"
Men call it "An eye for an eye"

GlorifiedTunde:
This dude is compounding his woes.

Is this the kind of person that should decide the fate of the common man?

Stained justice!

It is very troubling that some individuals will support this kind of corrupt judge.

VERY TROUBLING!!!

dannyrhymes600:
i started building my body early last year so i want to know if i am doing it right body builders in the house step in. trust me trying to build a body that is 6:4ft is very hard insults are allowed they make me bigger
(south south region )

FunnyDude:
Children of God; come closer, I have sweet gist for you. Take your vaseline and tissue paper near you, because my story will make you masturbate if you don't have sexual partner around....

Bleep STORY YESTERNIGHT

....Oh blood of Zacharias! I've heard in the past about how Benue girls Pu.ssy was...Yesterday night I went for one Benue babe i've been eyeing for sometime now..I bought my "Baby Okwu" herbal mixture together with her we went inside my small room

We started the first round of sex and I cummed in 15 minutes..We gisted a little..Started second round after thrusting back and forth for like 50 minutes I cummed..No problem we slept off..

Interesting part..Children of God, I can swear with my Nokia phone that "Early Moning Sxx" is the sweetest in this my own life.

About 3:30am , I slided my LAMBA from behind, the pu.ssy atmosphere was warmth and ready to take me all in..the sensation is second to none..The pleasure on the slay queen face as if she's crying was my greatest moments..I'm still thrusting back and forth really hard and faster this time because my LAMBA is about 9inch approx...she's enjoying it..praising me like i'm her father...she shouted; "please mess me die, you owns this honeypot."

And as a good-bad guy, I increased my gear to the highest echelon... I used more than an hour ..then I cummed in my CD.


...ROUND 4

After we're done with our 3rd round, she didn't want to go another again..Then I began my teasing.."I sucked her both oranges till like 30minutes non-stop." Not knowing i've awaken the beast in her....


I mean she's freaking HOT this time! she can't resist it any longer ..pulled out the KISS condom and inserted it on me... Imagiing someone that doesn't want to go another was the putting me condom!..Imaine..We began banging real bleeping hard..That her voice is loud, I played my DJ Badoo NON STOP mixtape to cover the noise...After a while she demands riding me like a cowgirl

I obeyed as if i'm being remote controlled..This time she's on me, i'm sucking her breast and same time dicking from below..she's going up and down and shouting with great ecstasy of pleasure, I can see it in her face, as she sucked my nipple..I kept doing what I love doing best ,,,sucking her tip, and giving her real hard..All thanks to the BABY OKWU I tooked the night before... We lasted about an hour..Then she cummed on me...

I can't believe i'm the one writing this..But it happens sha

BENUE girls are the best in football match..God punish fulani herdsmen wey wan wipe out these set of creatures.

My major worry was that i'm just sleeping since then...i'm weak, my balls is heavy

I can't write now and as a Copywriter, I got orders to complete in next 24hours..I FEAR WOMEN!



I'm your FunnyDude..Big boy with Big God.

davodyguy:
In fact for a N6MILLION assessed value, you're to pay N4500 per annum. Chicken change

There are applicable rates, which are

The Annual Charge Rate to be applied to eligible property in Lagos State shall be as follows:

1.Owner-occupied residential property–0.076% per annum of the assessed property value

2.Owner-occupied pensioner’s property–Exempted from LUC

3.Lagos State Government property–Exempted from LUC

4.Industrial premises of manufacturing concerns–0.256% per annum of the assessed property value

5.Residential property (owner and third party–0.256% per annum of the assessed property value

6.Residential property (without owner in residence)–0.76% per annum of the assessed property value

7.Commercial property (used by occupier for business purposes)–0.76% per annum of the assessed property value

davodyguy:
Sequel the the thread that made the front page last week, wherein I promised to create a topic to address the issue, I've decided to do so in series. On this thread, we would try to address critical issues regarding the LUC and how it affects you.

What is property tax? According to wiki: A property tax or millage rate[1] is an ad valorem tax on the value of a property, usually levied on real estate. The tax is levied by the governing authority of the jurisdiction in which the property is located

The above definition tells us that it a tax on real estate asset, let me say tangible assets, like your land and all improvements on that land.

What is Tenement rate in Nigeria, we came to know the property tax as tenement rate, which could mean the same thing. In other country, they call it property tax, but in Nigeria, it was known as tenement rate. The local government do collect it prior to 2001 in Lagos State, Hence its a local tax by the local administration on all properties at the province or local level to generate income for the government, in oder to provide infrastructures.

What is Land Use Charge? As posited above, we had the tenement rate and some other property based taxes that are to be paid by owners of land (not tenants). Bola Ahmed Tinubu became Governor of Lagos State in 1999 and realized the poor collection of the tenement rate and inability of the local government to point out strategic programs that the funds were channeled to. Remember, we were under the military rule until 1999, hence the corruption was so obvious.

BAT then created the LUC, which unified the entire taxes to be paid on land as the Land Use Charge. The land Use charge is the combination of tenement rate, Neighborhood charge and Ground rent. Let me explain what Neighborhood charge and Ground rent means

Tenement rate: Tax payable annually on your landed property in the area it is located, to local government
Neighborhood Charge: Payment of tax for the uplift of the neighborhood where your property is located
Ground Rent: Remember the land use Act of 1978 vested the ownership of all Land to the State government, hence everyone is a tenant with the government for 99 years. Remember also that your C of O is only for 99 years max, hence the rent you pay Government annually is called Ground rent. Payable to the state government

The above 3 distinct taxes were harmonize by BAT as one and the responsibility of collection was placed in the hands of the state government, who will then spend the money on the entire state for the benefits of all. For instance, Instead of the local government chairman to collect tenement rate on a property worth N5 billion naira in Ikoyi and spend the money on frivolous things like boreholes etc the state government will collect and spend on meaningful projects spread across the 20LGAs and 37 LCDAs

In 2001, BAT came up with the Land Use Charge Law No. 11 of 2001 of Lagos State. The Land Use Charge Law which is applicable to all properties in Lagos State as a unified property charge, came into operation on the June 22, 2001 (“LUCL”).

The LUC has been there since 2001 and all forms of tenement rate was no longer collected after the unification. But many Nigerians do not know. Nigerians, I mean all of us, cos Igbo's, Yoruba's, Hausa, TIV, American, British, Lebanese, Indian, Ghanians etc own properties in Lagos. Many ous do not pay taxes at all on anything. This is the truth.Up till today March 3rd, many of us don't even Pay at all, but we love to criticize the government.

Remember, Tax is a civic responsibility. Go to UK, ask all the players in the EPL how much they pay as taxes. It's up to 30% of what they earn weekly, hence the UK is progressing cos of successful tax administration.

Conclusion, LUC had been with us since 2001, but since we don't pay, we have no idea that it exist. The Government of BAT and Fashola didn't do much to enforce payment and since 2001 to amendment or increment and less than 300,000 properties pay LUC in Lagos State out of over 2,000,000 houses that we have in the Lagos State.

LUC should not be confused as income tax, VAT, Capital gains Tax, Capital Transfer Tax, consumption tax etc.
LUC is tax payable by a Landlord. The person who has money and decided to buy property with his money. The government will tax you and use the money to provide houses for others. Houses are not only for the rich. The poor too deserves to own properties.

I am privileged to have traveled to some countries and did enquire how they do it.

In South Africa, UAE, England, USA, Canada, Japan, Australia, Ethiopia, Ghana etc all these are applicable.

If you don't own a property, you're not to pay Land Use Charge. It is an ownership tax.

Tell your landlord I said so and it is backed by Law.

All tenants should relax, as this is not for you.

As a private citizen of Nigeria, residing in Lagos, I pay the following

1. Income tax monthly to State government
2. VAT to Federal Government
3. Consumption tax to state
4. LUC to state government cos I own properties

These are applicable in most countries that I've visited.

There are other taxes that has nothing to do with real Estate eg
Consumption tax
VAT
Income tax
Stamp duty
Capital transfer tax etc

I created this thread to educate us on the history of LUC, in order to educate people and would be creating other parts later this month to address

1. The 2018 LUC law
2. Collection
3. Proposed Valuation
4.reliefs provided
5. How the money would be spent.

Feel free to share, just acknowledge the source and not plagiarize.

I am opened to answering any Question at all, pertaining to the LUC. The various LASG officials are interested in how Lagosians feels about this subject, hence they paybvery serious attention to Nairaland, based on my discourse with them yesterday

The moderators (Seun Mynd44) should do the needful by posting this important thread for all to see.

Itesiwaju Eko ati Nigeria, lo je wa logun.

God bless you all