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blackaxe78:
Am done with you!

Swerve! Olodo!

Nah, I'm not done with you boy. You've not even started school yet.

blackaxe78:
Take a seat man! You need to most so as to manage your passengers!

Keep coupling words that don't exist! Olodo!

Moronic Island! How about stupidity lake?

Very good, let it out. Now let's find out where the problem lies. Daddy issues? Mummy issues? Self esteem? Just answer A, B or C

blackaxe78:
You just dumb! So you not ashamed that an auto-correction moderator like yourself can make two different blunders in less than 120 seconds!

You boring and must be so full of yourself.

Uber driver!

Still pained? Have you seen some Uber drivers? They've got class..... But you won't know anything about that. We will talk about that a few years from now. For now, let's focus on your reasoning. Your moniker says a lot though

blackaxe78:
Shame on you! Keep using your auto-correction skills riddles with blunders to cash money at the ATM. You will become a MOD Nairaland someday!

Chief Blunder!

You sound pained. Maybe our next lesson will be on anger management....... Nah, you have to grow up a little for that. Let's keep working on your escape from moronic Island

blackaxe78:
Hello! It's "Idiosyncrasy" and not "idiosyncracy"

Mr. Auto-correct!

I see you really looked at the mirror. Hope you had time to do some deep thinking? Because your posts have really been shallow

blackaxe78:
Hello! There is no word like "jobful". Why re u making multiple blunders Mr. Auto-correct?

Am sure u re an Uber driver.

Someone is gradually picking sense. Keep it up. Are you ready for your next class?

blackaxe78:
Jobless lot!

Keep doing auto-correct on Nairaland! Guess that's what's keeping you busy! Oniranu!

Jobful lot, I greet you sir.

blackaxe78:
Poverty na Bastard!

And some UberGold Uber driver re busy doing free auto-correct on Nairaland!

Yes, poverty na bastard.. But poverty and idiosyncracy nko? Hold it, don't bother replying, look in the mirror

blackaxe78:
Go to the bank and cash a money with it!

Nope, it's not cashable..... But learn it, who knows it may take you out of your present dungeon

blackaxe78:
By there ways, you shall know them!

It's "their" not "there". Smh

Ben is a goner.

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still available at 477

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obiaguna:
How much did it cost you in starting cos from my calculations it cost quite a lot. How is business down south?

To be honest with you, I started just like that. No bikes, no office, just a couple of guys with back packs. I had to get bank reference letter, TIN cert and some supporting docs submitted to a couple of the companies I work with. Apart from 2 major companies that have a big website, the rest of my clients are mainly individuals that sells stuffs through social media platforms. Business is good.... Except for clients that reject items, tell you they no longer need it or just won't pick your calls when the items they ordered have been sent to me.

scott1010:
E-commerce delievery can be set up as describe above but not as easy as people are made to believe,I currently handle e-commerce delieveries for major e-commerce companies in lagos and I can tell you that a lot of other factors can hinder your output in achieving you planned project,this factors are stated below.
1.A lot of customers have bad attitude towards making you have effective and fast delieveries,for example,you get to a customer end to deliever and he tells you he has changed his mind on the product,that it looks different from what he saw on Internet.here you can not claim money for the delivery
2.A lot of people delay you unnecessarily when you go to deliever as such if you have a target of ten delivery a day you might end up with only four or five.
3.there are lot of people that fiddles with their phones to make orders they don't need as such they refuse picking their calls when you are ready to deliver.
I guess delieveries will be attractive once customers are made to pay for at least 5% of value of their shipments as people will not want to loose money and respond to their items in a positive way

You are really in the business! Worse is someone telling you to deliver only to get there and refuse answering your call. I have had cases of traveling to as far as onne from pH only for the customer to switch off their phone. Sometimes I feel we are not ripe for online shopping yet. But the prospects however are promising no doubt.

DealFinder:
Why did I put up this thread?

To get people more aware about this need that needs to be filled. And considering the fact that it doesn't take as much money as previously thought to set up.

Secondly, and very importantly, I'm in need of a logistics outfit that can handle my teeming orders, as it seems that the current one I use isn't as efficient as it used to be. Especially with our Ecommerce store set up with lots of orders to handle

Great thread. I presently run a door-step delivery service outfit in Port Harcourt. We handle deliveries within Rivers States for now and occasionally to yenagoa in special cases. I hope to spread operations across the south-south States soon. It's not easy but as the day goes by, it gets very interesting

Drchristian:
He went to swizzbeat to take photos and so? why are youth of today so concerned with irrelevant things.

For his line of business, it is very relevant. But you wouldn't know that due to generation gap I guess

Hi I have skrill for sale? Small amount though

fratermathy:
All I know is that Port Harcourt is not as safe as Lagos. Lagos has its own share of insecurity but that of PH is on a whole different level entirely. Cultism, gangsterism, robbery, violence etc, are far too much.

As for cost of living, it all depends on the area you intend staying. Generally though, houses in Port Harcourt are more expensive than houses in Lagos (except highbrow areas).

Cost of living is higher in PH than Lagos.

Do you really know port Harcourt or are you saying what you read in the news? Port Harcourt is safer than lagos, at least no omonile and robbery in traffic. Op get an estate agent look for houses around dline, ogunabali, elekhahia, even amadi and you will be saving some good money on transport. Only thing is pH is a little slower than lagos, if you let it get to you, you become lazy. Yes, and the girls too.... Stay focused. Cheers

wowmenow:
i will make sure all this kids who like spoiling people's profile is arrested
if you are confident you and op go to any of his office and see if you will do xmas at home

Following this thread, carefully. Someone paid in money to an official account and didn't get what he paid for and your solution is to threaten him with arrest? Come on

Ladies and Gentlemen and thats how James Ibori re-enters Nigeria's politics

Adeoba10:
All these top politicians always looking for means to create havoc and disagreement within the masses, yet some people will still believe this lie. How can custom officer seize A bag of rice, or how many bags were given as Christmas gift in our respective offices.... Except if you are carrying a full loaded rice.... But, this Christmas get as e be sha..... No hamattan, no banger, infact some people cant afford Christmas tree, they are using dongoyaro leaves.... Buhari... Contunu

You sound like someone that doesn't travel. Well, na where person Waka he dey know reach

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jacksol:
So, justice system must help all our Treasury looters escape with their loot for it to be "enough to give you justice"? I am sorry for you. The so called justice system can be" frozen", tramped upon, so long as Fayose does NOT get away with that loot. And the rest of the looting bastards as well, past, present and future. And if you can't see that that's the only way your interest can be served, then you need a brain exam. Peace.

Sorry for yourself Sir, if I need my brain examined according to your opinion because I think the court is the only place to get justice then I think you don't belong to a civil society Sir. "Looted fund": I guess you are a lawyer, investigator, forensic accountant and judge all rolled into one for you to know the funds in the account are Looted. Don't let another man's money be your problem, your generations unborn are counting on you to make yours

GudluckIBB:
I like Buhari for the fact that he doesn't obey court orders especially when u are found wanting.

So this will not fly

Clap for yourself! My prayer is you will not find yourself in a situation where the Justice system won't be enough to give you justice.

ikp120:
I have never in my life read anything as dumb, stupid and backward as what I just read.

That's why I prefer keeping ladies as close friends

You gay?