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EzzyCarter:
A couple years back in school, my friend and I decided to enter campus with my Aunt's sleek GLK Benz (she travelled that weekend) .Our Acura MDX never do us lol After cruising around, We were on our way back to our lodge off campus when we noticed one black Hilux was trailing us. We turned into our street, the hilux followed omo! I stepped on the gas the Hilux did too. They gave us a hot chase. I knew better than to drive the car to our lodge tho so I suddenly veered/drifted into a house with an open gate, almost crashing the car. Gbèsé de! . I flew down and did a Usain bolt to my house. The car was tinted so the fools had no idea what we the occupants looked like.

My guy and I ran to Iya Funke's shop, opposite our lodge, we hid the car keys with her and calmly bought soft drinks. While hearing the noise from the SARS men approaching. Shouting and asking passersby if they had seen two criminals who escaped from a car just now lol. I took off my shirt like I just came out to buy something and my guy and I calmly entered our lodge , a neighbour of mine with dreads was heading out with five of his friends at that time I tried signalling him to turn back baba ignored me lol. They walked into the waiting arms of the Men in Black . See as SARS dey tear big boys slap. "Where is the car key" ? "Why did you run?" Lmao. Mehn, they were unfortunate. They ended up collecting 100k from them before they were released...By this time My guy and I were safely in our apartment sipping Henny behind locked doors tho. Don't ask my why we ran. There was a lot of cash on us that day and it would have been a sorry case if they had searched us. SARS guys are heartless hoodlums you'd never pray to have business with SMH.

lol

tundchip2:
no be ordinary eye shaa. Dem get jazz for body and dem no dey fear shiT.
Confra boys from 2006 era. No be ordinary eye.

true

tundchip2:
lol.. My bro and his squad that year na deadly dem be. dem no dey fear shiT and won't take shiT from no one.

He don turn family man now shaa...

he get luck sha. Some people no dey do reach dat one wen sars go lite dem

Bluezy13:
A fool is someone who is unwise, lacks sense, and lacks judgement. Fools don’t want to learn the truth. They laugh at the truth and turn their eyes away from the truth. Fools are wise in their own eyes failing to take in wisdom and advice, which will be their downfall. They suppress the truth by their unrighteousness.

Proverbs 18:2-3 Fools have no interest in understanding; they only want to air their own opinions. Doing wrong leads to disgrace, and scandalous behavior brings contempt.

Proverbs 29:11 Fools vent their anger, but the wise quietly hold it back.

slow poke

tundchip2:
2012, my brothers and his two confra friends in a EOD, beat the shit out of 4 police officers at ajibode/U.I.

They disarm their gun join sef, comot the magazine for ground. Pursue them

It takes liver shaa to confront these folks.

Without guns, those clueless fools are helpless

mehn! That was risky

swiz123:
Tell him if he doesn't get his shitz together and follow you to troll Man Utd today, he will be forever disowned by you.

Assure him that him crying for a hoe has been the dumbest thing he has done and a secret you shall take to your grave.

But the price for your discretion is him getting his stupid shitt together immediately.

lol

BabbanBura:
Wetin bolting mean?

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to run fast.

osamz007:
he should remove girls from him.mind o fishes too plenty for sea if tilapia no suitable whale go fit am

abi

mine was back then in owerri. These guys came to my lodge to pack yahoo boys.

Me I was just in my room reading my Bible. They opened every room in d lodge and abused the occupants. Every other person was doing one secular thing or another except me.

They came to my room, opened d door and found me studying the bible. I did not even look up at them. That day i was looking at the book of romans, and i was seeing how that God does not record the sins of men. It was a huge revelation to me so I was glued to the bible.
One of them came to harrass me, that was when i realized that armed men were in my room. I thought they were robbers so I began to preach to them saying that Jesus has paid the price for all of their sins past present and future, and that sin could not take them to hell.

They realized i was gonna keep preaching to them so they left me and went away to other rooms. Arrested some guys with dreads and laptops, slapped many people, etc. Bt i was not touched. They didnt want someone to bore them with preaching.

swiz123:
OK

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There is this dude that I hang with especially on weekends when i go to watch match. He is a die hard chelsea fan.


I was surprised that he was not available to watch d chelsea vs palace match so i gave him a call.


Dude was sounding depressed so i got his address and went to visit him after d match.

Goodness, this guy was crying cos he discovered his gf has been usain bolting. I felt like slapping d guy sha. I was disappointed that at his age he did not realize that almost all naija babes are technically athletes.

I walked away cos i did not want to add salt to his injury. This evening after watching man u game, i hope to talk some sense to him but i dont know if i should be harsh or not. Please help me

Bluezy13:
Matthew 5:22 But I tell you that anyone who is angry with a brother or sister will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to a brother or sister, ‘Raca,’ is answerable to the court. And anyone who says, ‘You fool!’ will be in danger of the fire of hell.

Ephesians 4:29
KJV: Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.
ESV: Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for building up, as fits the occasion, that it may give grace to those who hear.
NIV: Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.
AMP: Let no foul or polluting language, nor evil word nor unwholesome or worthless talk [ever] come out of your mouth, but only such [speech] as is good and beneficial to the spiritual progress of others, as is fitting to the need and the occasion, that it may be a blessing and give grace (God’s favor) to those who hear it.

rubbish. Quote luke 24 vs 25 here... Slow poke

Bluezy13:
Coming from a self acclaimed Christian.

hahaha. Those cheap blackmails do not work on me.


Jesus and paul called people fools. When i call u slow poke, i am only describing u, and not insulting u.

righteousness89 why must u wait for me to mention u b4 u say somtin?

kestine:
Bro... Christianity started with the Catholics...the lords prayer was put there in the Bible by the Catholics...i heard sometimes last year that the Pope wanted to change the lords prayer... Because of that phrase ( forgive us our trespasses) so you saying that Jesus said it...is what the Catholics wants you to believe....

so that means the bible get k leg. That means the catholics created a man called christ who never existed

SilverNorGold:
Nawa o

hahaha. This ur emoji show me say u no like Jesus at all

if he was not a sinner y did he pray...

Our father who art in heaven... Forgive US our trespasses...
He included himself

Bluezy13:
The Bible accounts for Reincarnation.
Therefore Christianity is a false religion.

And for the records: I did not read what is up there.

Just like the Bible accounts for marrying more than one wife, murder, an eye for an eye etc.
U are a piece of joke... Slow poke

I read a lecture where u guys quoted matt 6. That was funny cos u misquoted d bible

Jesus died for ur sins. U need to believe that.

hahahahahahah. Any religion that teaches re incarnation is fraud.

Tribers:
I won't advice you to quit school but let's be sincere good mindset and focus also boost business if you are committed with your farming school doesn't cut it , you can make the money and go back to school , me for example I make up to 60k - 80k plus monthly I don't sleep at night and it's affect my reading but I don't have choice been sincere with you because if i don't work I won't pay for my school and my grades are dropping but I rather focus on my online business than quitting it for education in this country (so think and pray and let's your free mind guide you) you know the answer to your question you don't need advice you need to trust your gut and challenge your self if you are going to be a farmer set a target I want to make 100k in the next 2 month and make sure you achieve something close or higher and if you want to continue your school make it count also

boss which online biz is dis?

righteousness89 I am waiting for your comment o.

WINNERSMOG:
By sowing more seed into the course of God bro

hahahahahahaha. No vex o, na bible una dey learn abi na yahoo format? Bro, u gat to repent o

WINNERSMOG:
Freewill. But consequences dey for every action bro

how i fit get my seed back?

WINNERSMOG:
I can never bet bro. Betting is not one of the ways we get our blessings from God. God doesn’t need others to lose before he can bless you- that’s the way of the bet houses.

God can bless everyone at the same time, all he needs is your faith.

ahhh! Ur God sef fit dey do small scam o. because e go need seed join d faith. Me i don sow seed tire for una church. I don get sense. Infact if e dey possible sef, i for like collect my seed back. E b lik una soil no fertile. Bet sure pass

WINNERSMOG:
No sir. I am a football fan and my team is super eagles! However, I’m on this thread for the fun of it

talk true, betting no be sin na. I knw say u carry arsenal straight win.

WINNERSMOG u bet game?

pls anybody wey watch am should gv us summary here.

if u ban him, what will u gain? What if u ban him and ur life is banned on earth?

i just dey see chelsea looooooooooossssssssse. I dream am