₦airaland Forum

icentautos2kd:
Well Painted everything is working

Not first body.

Will you consider 450k for this Civic?

icentautos2kd:
Available

Is it first body?

Is the AC working?

Esesuper:
Fish eye at 850. U try...

Lol

How is the dog affecting his prayers? Please clarify.

Misscheery:
War go soon start here. Lemme grab my pop corn and mineral

Why do you take delight in watching people fight?

FlipModeSquade:
You are a shameless Zombie..

Your darling Daddy and his bunch of infantile imbéciles have finally brought this country to its knees and you are still saying rubbish?

Six years after and you are still looking for GEJ and PDP to blame for this one..

Lol.

He is truly a Zombie.

mrrandomguy:
I love this car so much and I want it as my first car. I do not like Asian cars so don't tell me to buy Toyota.

1. I want to know it's common faults/problems.
2. How available are the parts and mechanic in Kano, Kaduna, Abuja and Lagos?
3. Where to get affordable but genuine parts in Kano, Kaduna, Abuja, and Lagos?
This is my route.
4. Also, which of the petrol engines is best in terms of durability?
5. How good is it for off-road and long distance travels, e.g P/H to Sokoto, Lagos to Maiduguri etc?
Because Nigerian roads are bad.

GreatBrian is a great fan of the four rings and a lover of cars, exotic ones at that.

He will provide you with first hand reviews about cars with the four rings.

This is the kind of news that upsets me.

SavageResponse:
How does that solve the problem?

She still needs to regularise that account by updating her KYC including BVN on it before she can re-start it

Some things are beyond your scope of comprehension, this is one of them.

The Op, whom my earlier comment was addressed to, appreciates my piece of advice. This is all that matters...

thebosstrevor1:
What right exactly?

He need a job

@HighStar01,

Were you paid your severance pay by the Nigerian Army?

Have you accessed part of your pension?

HighStar01:
I don't think I I did anything wrong to God neither did my late father who was very close to me. I normally do good without anybody's notice. and I will not like to expanciate. Thanks. Meeting with apostle Sulemam is personally is very difficult as I have been to Synagogue and Mercy Land without the pastor's noticing me. Thanks.

Are you in the FCT? If yes, write a letter to the Ordinary President Doctor Ahmed Isa, the founder and CEO of Brekete Family Programme and Human Rights Radio, 101.1FM, ensure you get a Court to affix their stamp on the letter and submit to him. The Ordinary President, Dr. Ahmed Isa will fight for you rights if what you have claimed is true.

For now, ignore any suggestion to visit any man of God or Church.

debbydams:
We are coping o, the worst part is they are very expensive o, I can't imagine myself in that wear o..I hate skippy clothes

The skimpy outfits may come handy when you are indoors and the weather is damn hot.

pocohantas:
Then I should consider entering that business.

You might have to direct us to this your customer, we plenty wey need am. I have an unusual taste, I hope it works for me.

The man sells Okrika, not 'thrift' clothes.

Except your slang, 'thrift' is the coded name for Okrika....

pocohantas:
Gbam!!! I am trying to get some now and omo. Small play she done and am give me bill o.

But you see those 1 yard clothes, 3k you go buy one. Be like I go start to tie wrapper soon.



Who is that?

Please do not consider the words in bold as an option.

EroticJane:
Yes exactly. I haven't operated my current account with First bank for long. when I checked, I was having -N84. But I have sort it out now. Thanks

You are welcome Ma'am.

Vulcanheph:
Why would Muslims accept a mosque built by INFIDELS ... This is HARAM, any Muslim that uses the mosque should be killed and the mosque should be destroyed because Islam is a religion of PEACE

Some persons I know who are Muslims, will never worship in the Mosque simply because it was built by persons of the Christian faith.

Makes me remember the 1982 Honda Accord.

EroticJane:
Only if I know which bank or microfinance bank am owing. I have never collected loan from any bank in my life. I have never even approached any bank for a loan. How do I know which bank I am owing in the first place?

Do you have any bank account which you haven't used in a long time? If yes, I advise that you start from there. The account may be in debit....

greatbrian:
Am just getting older each day. Tried your line some days ago didn't go through. Place a call to my glo line if you can.

Noted Sir. Thank you

greatbrian:
Been a while bro, how's life

I am well, thank you Sir.

True, it's been a while. I hope you are doing good..

Sunday2021:
what has Peter done to millions of igbos running away from Igbo land to Lagos?

You have very very low IQ!

Did I mention any particular tribe in my initial comment? Have you ever seen any of my comments that borders on insulting any tribe here in Nigeria or elsewhere?

Or is it that you lack the ability to read and understand?

For someone to be looked upon as a 'Messiah' to uplift the "Oduduwa Republic", according to Femi Fani Kayode, Tinubu must have set a good example of assisting the needy and vulnerable persons especially within the South-western region. A typical example that comes to mind is the Governor of Borno state who is doing well in identifying with his people.

If you still do not understand these as the angle my initial comment was pointing at, then you need help.

How market? @Yusuf Adeiza Kabiru, the serial Scam Artist

Tinubu is now bankrolling Femi Fani Kayode.

What has Tinubu done for the Nigerians who fled their homes in Ogun state to Benin Republic following the attack on their homes and communities?

The cabal used him and killed him afterwards.

litigator:
Your last sentence sha.
Thank you for telling us that she was grateful in return. Sometimes, being a gentleman has its perquisites.

@words in bold, not what I meant, Sir.

She probably found my place cosy to delay her departure a bit.

One should always strive to be a gentleman whether there will be some benefits/rewards or not.

oluwaseyi0:

Ordinary driver trick a whole president to sign off money not even a P.A, what will a driver and boss conversation really look like for the boss to start signing official documents?

Imagine a bank MD claiming his driver tricked him to sign documents?

Yet everyone is blaming and arresting the driver rather than the dullard and slowpoke in Chief even though I know the driver is just a frontier for a cabal

If buhari is the head of a private firm, he will have been fired long time ago

Soon one aso rock maid will trick buhari to sleep with her, she will get pregnant and buhari will claim ignorance

You are right.

PMB should step down for the sake of Nigerians. He has lost it.

Some years ago when traveling by road with 'Luxurious Buses' was the popular, I boarded one of the buses (won't say the name of the transport company), I managed to secure a seat beside the window. A pretty lady climbed aboard the bus and sat next to me. As the bus was preparing to hit the road, we were busy with buying snacks, bottles of water and soft drinks e.t.c

The lady asked that I buy a bottle of soft drink with some snacks for her, she paid, all I did was to collect the items from the vendor and passed on the money to them. Some hours into the journey (night journey), the lady became uneasy and whispered to me that she was pressed and needed to free up her bowels. I informed the Driver to pull up as someone is pressed, I got ignored. Had to inform him again, got same feedback. At this time, she was restless and crying. The Driver completely ignored me and told the passengers sitting close to him that I had plans to rob them by suggesting that he pulls up at the dead of night. I had to lock up.

After about an hour, the lady could not hold it anymore, had to do her thing right inside the bus. The smell greeted everyone in the bus. At this point, the Driver started to insult the passenger who defecated inside his bus and had to pull over. The lady rushed down the bus to the untared road to do her thing. Being a gentle man, I stepped out of the bus to offer her the bottle of water I had on me and some tissue paper which a woman in the bus offered.

I reminded the Driver that it was the same reason I asked him to pull over earlier. He apologized and reaffirmed his fears. The lady, full of shame boarded the bus when she was done. Throughout the trip, she pretended to be asleep till I arrived my destination. She begged to accompany me to my crib so she could 'freshen up'. I had no issues with her request. She spent two nights at my place and later left to her base.

Ishilove:
Someone suggested the half done semo as the culprit

But what made it taste sugary?

Very funny piece though.

SmartyPants:
The question is, is the road to Maiduguri safe?

I did not suggest that he travels to Maiduguri by road. Read up, I did write that the Airport in Maiduguri is operational.....

Limassol:
Baba Nigeria don cast, and to think Nigerians are firmly sticking to that old line of "e go better"

LoL.

Our Vice President has joined the bandwagon of those who likes the phrase, "e go better".

LeopardX:
Being in Maiduguri is not the problem as it is relatively safer than other parts of Borno. It is even the journey that scares me the most. I don't know if Maiduguri has an airport. If they do, then I'll advise him to travel by air and resume there.

If I were in his shoes, I probably accept the offer. The unemployment in Nigeria is choking.

except he has other alternative sources of income that you are not aware of.

The Airport in Maiduguri is operational for commercial and private planes....

If he was posted to the capital city of Borno state, Maiduguri, he has no need to be afraid as the city, Maiduguri is relatively safer than the rest of the LGAs in the state.

However, he needs to avoid night life while in Maiduguri if he is the outgoing type.