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PoliticsRe: Okada Ban: Lagos Set To Crush Another 2,228 Motorcycles by uchaymart(m): 7:52am On Jun 03, 2022
No way!!!!

Robbery along "yanaba-bos" "under bri" "ukumaiko" (as pronounced by these northerners ) has reduced drastically....


Northerners want finish lagosians for these routes .
CrimeRe: Two Suspects Arrested For Illegal Possession Of Firearms In Enugu (photos) by uchaymart(m): 5:49pm On Jun 02, 2022
Don't argue with these policemen when you meet them on the road....you don't have any right whatsoever..the only right you have as a Nigerian, is the right to die when you like...

Btw just make sure you go around with a reasonable amount of cash for instant bailout...

I was arrested some time ago,

Policeman: hey stop there who are you huh You are under arrest..

Me: officer, what for?

Policeman: for staying outside till this time. Where are you coming from?

Policeman: in fact, you are an armed robber, kidnapper, cultist, ritualist......come down now!!! Corks his riffle shocked shocked

Me: hahaha you are not serious, are you huh Please don't shoot...

After much deliberation, I was made to sit in their vehicle with my shoes, clothes off. shocked shocked....it dawned on me that these men could shoot me if nothing was done because it was late 11pm..

So luckily, I saw one of them name tag and it was Abubakar ...... I approached him using Hausa and he advised I should just call the inspector incharge of the IS (internal security) for negotiations....

Well, the armed robber, kidnapper, ritualist they called me were withdrawn after I gave them some money.

This country is gone.. pray for Nigeria
Nairaland GeneralRe: Candidlady Is Ojuelegba Underbridge Prostitute by uchaymart(m): 5:28pm On Jun 02, 2022
Oduskid:
Last night,i met candidlady at ojuelegba underbridge with her friends

i was with candidlady at mascara ketu
You sound depressed.
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija Reunion: What To Expect From The 26 Housemates At The Show by uchaymart(m): 5:26pm On Jun 02, 2022
A big drama to watch....

Who's gon come up against the General himself huh huh
Maria and Angel to watch.......

The rest are silly pretenders with no balls
SportsRe: FIBA Throws D’tigress Out Of 2022 World Cup After Fg’s Withdrawal by uchaymart(m):
Buhari is failure personified cool

The silly excuse is to build grassroots basketball shocked shocked..

Why not allow them to play on after a hard fought qualifications which got most of them injured huh huh


Banza undecided undecided undecided wawa shugaban kasa
FoodRe: How To Make Indomie With Carrots. by uchaymart(m): 1:34pm On Jun 02, 2022
This looks really nice..

Cheers
SportsRe: Real Madrid Confirm Signing Of Antonio Rudiger by uchaymart(m): 1:20pm On Jun 02, 2022
spy24:
This guy fit go chop bench for Madrid o
David Alaba is in trouble.....
PoliticsRe: Samuel Uche: Army Queries Methodist Prelate Over Soldiers' Involvement In Kidnap by uchaymart(m): 9:14am On Jun 02, 2022
tonyson010:
Are you in DSS ? if u stay in Barack, then u will know that there are many stark illiterate soldiers who r recruited and given uniform with guns.
Many Barack guys can put on uniform and u will hardly differentiate NOTHING.

Many Military personal on SE roads don't put on name tag........some dress like arm robbers especially when wearing the black SF shirt. it is a shame
Mate, it is easy to spot a barrack boy wearing camouflage and other civilians...

I will not tell you how but it is much more easy than I have said....

Keep a police man, Army, Air force, Navy, NSCDC,........... without a pre knowledge of their cadre, I can spot a police man and NSCDC....
PoliticsRe: Samuel Uche: Army Queries Methodist Prelate Over Soldiers' Involvement In Kidnap by uchaymart(m): 9:10am On Jun 02, 2022
Newton2024:
Not only in south east my brother. Even in the North especially the popular Abuja Kaduna road. Most of the kidnappings are carried out by security men. Nigeria is hard and everyone is greedy.
Yes. in my post, I said SE and Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Samuel Uche: Army Queries Methodist Prelate Over Soldiers' Involvement In Kidnap by uchaymart(m): 8:12pm On Jun 01, 2022
Parachoko:
The way Nigeria dey go eh
Some of this Fulani bandits dey always put on military camouflage, so the man of God might be thinking they are Nigerian soldiers
Man, if you see a Nigerian military personnel dressed in camouflage and a Fulani guy dressed in camouflage, you can spot an impersonator...

That's why Military personnel would spot a "fake" man wearing a camouflage short/shirt on the road...


The Nigeria military have a thing or two to do with the current happenings in the country/East..


The bishop is not a kid nor a stranger in Nigeria not to know the difference......

Do you know that most soldiers lobby just to be posted to the East??
CelebritiesRe: Majid Michel Raps 2pac’s ‘changes’ Song Word For Word by uchaymart(m): 11:38am On May 31, 2022
The Headmaster was once a student cool...

Ride on Man of God
Technology MarketRe: Internet In Port Harcourt For Low Income by uchaymart(m): 11:36am On May 31, 2022
cooooooks:
I know about Spectranet already.

Is there a cheaper alternative?

I need to secure cheap unlimited internet in Port Harcourt right away.
What is your location in PH?

Have you tried Smile network?

Cheap and data usage is "humane" unlike others...

I am always online with heavy activity but then, my 30gb stays for me
CelebritiesRe: Nengi & Burna Boy Spark Dating Rumors After Allegedly Being Together (Video) by uchaymart(m): 11:30am On May 31, 2022
Acidosis:
Then you don't know Nengi.


Look at the forehead of the lady in that video and compare with Nengi's.
You are right.....Nengi is taller and thicker than the babe........Nengi can't wear that wig as seen with the other lady.....
PoliticsRe: 2023: Frank Nweke Jr Emerges APGA Guber Candidate In Enugu by uchaymart(m): 9:15am On May 30, 2022
bluefilm:
Who is he?

Why will such an old man be answering Junior?
He was former minister of information before labaran maku.....

Now you know
PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Joins Buga Challenge (Photos, Video) by uchaymart(m): 10:46am On May 27, 2022
Elvis778:
Man has taken Enugu back to 1999-2007
Azinnnn ehn. Nothing has changed about 042 since that b.u.f.f.a.l.o became governor
PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Joins Buga Challenge (Photos, Video) by uchaymart(m): 10:44am On May 27, 2022
Ameboperoo:
It's like you have not heard of one Yeye Be**o. He is the best example of them all.
I said YOUZless governors in Nigeria....

Yaya Bello is C.U.R.S.E.D.
PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Joins Buga Challenge (Photos, Video) by uchaymart(m): 9:12am On May 27, 2022
Good Governor #GovernorSanwoOlu....one of the best fives in Nigeria I admire..



Enugu state governor is dragging HTH with Abia State governor on who is the most YOUZless governor in Nigeria...
CelebritiesRe: Patoranking Celebrates His 32nd Birthday Today by uchaymart(m): 9:10am On May 27, 2022
You prayed and God did it.

Why is Timaya not in this success story?
PoliticsRe: [BREAKING] Again, Buhari Jets Out Of Nigeria by uchaymart(m): 5:35pm On May 26, 2022
Buhari just carry us dey trabaye..

Minister of petroleum resources.
President of Nigeria.


How can this single being be ruling the whole giant of Africa remotely huh huh

PoliticsRe: Yemi Osinbajo And Parents During Graduation Ceremony (Throwback Photo) by uchaymart(m): 2:06pm On May 26, 2022
Giving a bad boy pose like he got balls cool cool
CelebritiesRe: “I Will Switch Careers And Become A Chef When I’m 38” – Reekado Banks Reveals by uchaymart(m): 11:37am On May 26, 2022
Don't forget to be a chef signed under #MavinRecords....@DonBabaJ has a way of promoting upcoming talents.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Sacks CBN Governor by uchaymart(m): 12:28pm On May 25, 2022
Otun ti zeh..

Autopilot nation
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Accept The New Job Offer??? by uchaymart(m): 12:23pm On May 25, 2022
Trying to keep the day going with fake stories is a NO NO.

I am sick and tired of the whole BS coming up here for some time now.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Ebay Account Needed by uchaymart(m):
Femisuave:
eBay account needed
Below year 2020
Will pay well for it

Contact; WhatsApp 08179829905 call 09075712423
Thanks
How much>>>>
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia Visits Sound Sultan's Grave In The US (Photos, Video) by uchaymart(m): 8:18am On May 23, 2022
Best of friends/legends in the game..


Continue to rest with God, Sound Sultan
Music/RadioRe: Progress Is The Winner Of Nigerian Idol Season 7 (2022) by uchaymart(m): 8:57pm On May 22, 2022
oluseyiforjesus:
Zadok was full of himself like last year Francis.....
Congratulations progress. Name ur child better name. Thank me later
Yeah....watch his attitude when the winner was announced...
SportsRe: EPL Bids Mike Dean Farewell by uchaymart(m):
Olamide: End of power era, egbon Michael power da...


Red card ambassador, fixed match professional.
SportsRe: Lyon Beat Barcelona To Win The Women’s Champions League For The Eighth Time by uchaymart(m): 3:22pm On May 22, 2022
paulolee:
barca femeni were strong favorites bt thats football, dey won last season bt not dt Lucky dis season
Nay bruh...this Lyon female team are dominant in the female champion league and Europe..
BusinessRe: MTN Nigeria More Valuable Than Nigerian Banks, Insurance Companies Combined by uchaymart(m):
Okay...I think you meant to say MTN is more valuable than access Bank?

MTN that deducts money when a call does not go through?

MTN that deducts data even when you turn it off?

Next time, give out questionnaires to individuals for a good accessment of the value of your company.

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