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RIP Sir Michael Abo....

Any man or woman wey say e no go better for me ooo, kpungu .................

Emeskhalifa:
Hello Nlander, I am in need of a professional, someone who is very good with Microsoft excel to come up with a formula for my POS business.

if you are familiar with how POS work these days, take opay and moniepoint for instance, for withdrawal of 1 naira to 19,999 Naira, they charge 0.5% while from 20,000 Naira and above they charge 100 Naira flat rate And the deposit is 20 Naira, I want a formula like this

for successful withdrawal from 1-19,999 charge 0.5% if 20,000 or above charge 100, and charge 20 Naira for each successful deposit otherwise do not charge.

This is not completely excel but a maths work around that is executed smoothly using Excel...

All the same, you need maths knowledge+Excel

oladipuposadeeq:
b4 the upper cut the Canadian Nigerian oyinbo told her that I don tell you b4 say na this your mouth go kill you oya take this one make your eyes see bia bia

Hahaha

Successful cultists

The Northerners have the blueprints to politics/election rigging in this country...

GODPUNISHALABI:
Guy comot for here e dey obvious u get brain damage

You resort am to insult cos we no align

Stay safe

kunkelhanspeter:
I was shocked Toni Kroos speak good English

Thank you, Chief....to think he hasn't played outside Germany until Real Madrid happened.

Bitchiamjay:
lol bro if you stay in France for 10 years and learn French, you’ll speak like them cuz it’s your first time learning the language. The way you’d speak the French, even the Togolese and Gabonese would think you’ are from France. KDB and VVD speaks like they are Brits. In the case of Mercy Eke, it’s totally different because the English she heard while growing up was their local “Owerri-English”. She’s used to it, you can’t change her. It’d take a lot training, effort and dedication to remove that accent from her tongue.

Yeah. People's expectations are just so high...

Does Davido speak well even as he is a US citizen?

Pele oo OBO tiger

Madam Energy

GODPUNISHALABI:
oga I am saying zidane doesn't speak any English even if its a poor one! he doesn't have any history in any English country ,he hasn't coached or played in England so English is not among any of his languages. So there's nothing like zidane speaks poor English,it's just like me saying you speak poor Spanish, does it make any sense?

He needs to be a coach in England, you mean?

Arsene Wenger speaks Spanish, Italian, Japanese even though we barely know he has any history with the above countries.

France president, Emmanuel Macron speaks better English. Does he have any history in any of the country you listed? NO.

Godoverevery:
You are mixing it up.

Accent is totally different from words you are using in your sentences.

Mercy issues is not her accent but her sentences constructions are like that of an illiterate.

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Read the post again, chief....

It is referring to her accent.....she speaks "Igbotic"..

Carlo Ancelotti ran away from the press after the UCL final simply because he was struggling with both accent and words in response to what he was asked ..

GODPUNISHALABI:
zidane doesn't speak English oga,show me any interview he did in his supposed "bad english"

Chief, Zidane speaks 5 international languages and English is the poorest of them all..

Don't argue what you know not about..

Foreigna2:
They are all from countries where English is not their official language.
English is Nigeria's official language and Mercy speaks English like a vegetable hawker.

She speaks the common English. Your expectations are just high from her being a celebrity..

Thierry Henry is from same country as Zidane yet he speaks English well.... please don't tell me he stayed in Arsenal for so many years...he came to Arsenal when he was already good with English words

Pierre Aubameyang was born in France, a Gabon national, he never played for any English side until arsenal, have you heard him speak in English?

Olivier Giroud same thing....

GODPUNISHALABI:
zidane doesn't speak English atall

Zidane speaks English but he makes Carlo Ancelotti English look QUEENS

ItsGoodToBeGood:
Good ebening

you are an Arsenal fan like myself to have known who says Good ebening to the press and players.

Carlo Ancelotti, Jose Mourinho, Zidane, Unai Emery all speak bad English

Time dey come wey Barca go dey play bet against their club because Barca broke now like kilode..

Barca Vs Real Alaves
1.50. 3.70

No permanent friend, no permanent enemy..

E don clear for their eyes..

dayleke:
A B A M I EDA

Thanks man

She probably got a punch because she would have been shouting " I know my fundamental human rights" "freedom of speech" bla bla ......then the Nigerian-canadian oyibo police gave her upper cut....

adonis89:
I swear. Oberliga na d most rubbish league. Dem go give club 1.09 odd dem go lose 4:1 for their home o

Hahaha especially west, north

The same way German lower divisions act most times...

The both teams needed many goals to qualify...

Real Madrid to win la Liga BBVA 2022/2023 season..

This jersey goes to show how unambitious Barca is.

What if you go sheeeet for court room

Sheeter dragging dumb to court

Bunch of dry jokers..


Where is Shortcut and his twin??

These guys are seriously not serious

Reno is gradually running mad

Urheadmaster:
His next trip will be to pay a homage visit to prophet Muhammad

I hope so too........even if it means someone has to kpoof him

You arrested a supposed informant with not even a single UNKNOWN GUNMAN arrested ....

Innocent people are brandished with the enemies just to make up the news

What is the outcome of this trip, I ask again??

He would still jet out next week for a trip to wherever..

Shugaban banza kawai

Mine is almost faded...I am so happy

Fela will be back again to tell Nigerians what would happen in 40years time.

Btw From the way things are unfolding, we are just experiencing what he sang about 40years ago..

I have more than 100 songs of the legend on my playlist

ABAMI EDA

She did not catch him cheating for so long but now??

Well, thank God they are not married but still dating @fiance and fiancee..

Divorce and go empty handed