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Hahahaha... Na everywhere oo

Tacha dey use juju abi... Biggie please do the needful oo

Let her go home please.. Next is tacha

When I saw it was DJ Big N, I said to myself tonight's party would light up.... Thank you DJ Big N

Victory victory.... All we are saaaaaaying, give us more goaaaaaals.

So shall it be

Coutinho please come to Arsenal and rescue us

You were even the most fake HM in the house with nothing to contribute... Why did Avala go with you... Jeff, Mike, ike (igwe tupac), Khaffi, KimOprah make me stat tuned to bbnaija....

ask4double:
AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), is about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING TO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

_______________________
(Signature of Screwee)

-------------------------------------
(Signature of Screwer)

Hahahahahahah ... I think I should go print this out in hundreds copies

Umarzy:
Can you deliver to Lagos? Needed only the khaki trouser and belt.

You better look for where to make a good khaki trouser in lagos. If I show you what she made for me.
But if you no hear, go on and regret it later

Back, pack, sack... Hahaha

bravesoul247:
Airtel Binge Plan is bettwr now for those heavy users get 2gig for just #500 and 1GB for #350 naira. No time o

Please, how

Is this where they take lectures??!

Iseyin in OYO STATE is the best place to be joor

Iogobenz:
how did you get 5?

2^5=5X + 7
32=5X + 7
25=5X
X=5

No. 2

And=1

No. 5,

X=5

Hahaha... Its 16

Regiomontanus:
The answer is 16.

(64)^-½ = 1 ÷ (64)^½ = 1/8
(16)^-¼ = 1 ÷ (16)^¼ = 1/2
(2)^-2 = 1 ÷ (2)² = 1/4
(8}^-2 = 1 ÷ (8}² = 1/64

{(64)^-½ × (16)^-¼} ÷ {(2)^-2 × (8}^-2} = {⅛ × ½} ÷ {¼ × 1/64} = (1/16) ÷ (1/256) = 16

I thought the negative sign is attached to the root,
Then, 1/1/2 is right

I made a mistake in the first two up there...
2^26 is correct... Just follow it up and understand what I did... Maths is sweet

See the clear picture of the answer

2^20..... 2 raised to the power of 20 is the answer...
Thank me later

If it were to be in Nigeria lasan , his would have been doubting where it left the body... O ma n dudu bi were

just thinking what she calls Ned Nwoko
Baby, boo, Daddy, sugar.

Chai

Looking like a country flag.
if not, why is her face different from other parts of her body.

Me: Johnny please calm down
Johnny : oga, don't say that again to me please
Me: Johnny, why?
Johnny : because I don't have manners. I stand when I see things like this

Where in ibadan

Address please

Well said

Only a dirty man does that

Lo ba Tan

Is your landlord aware