ask4double:
AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), is about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING TO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

_______________________
(Signature of Screwee)

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(Signature of Screwer)

joylegacie7:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha children language though

suitlovers:



My heart don sink

I thought it was another rape scandal.

This one rape is trending every where in Nigeria. Anytime i hear little girl, i almost faint.






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Even myself, I thought it's a rape thread
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ask4double:
AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), is about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING TO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

_______________________
(Signature of Screwee)

-------------------------------------
(Signature of Screwer)

ask4double:
AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), is about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING TO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

_______________________
(Signature of Screwee)

-------------------------------------
(Signature of Screwer)

ask4double:
AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX
I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), is about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING TO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

_______________________
(Signature of Screwee)

-------------------------------------
(Signature of Screwer)

Mayor08:
Good afternoon guyz, please I'm in need of a source of income.. I'm struggling to rise after going through some life challenging issues.. I'm currently learning some skills(photoshop, video editing, graphic design) so i just need a mean to earn so i can feed and get some required tools to learn(laptop)...u can call or whatsapp... 08103249342

iboboyswag:


Join Fiverr, Up work etc your graphic skills would be required there... Also search for fiverr and or freelance threads on Nairaland and as the guys there to add you to WhatsApp groups. You can immediate cash taking outsourced jobs.

Born2Breed:
Some parents eh!!!

The broken pieces are still on the floor and you allow her to move close it,to explain her self just for the gram.

Una brain need factory reset with hot slap.

Very anyhow parenting

Tbh, the cute baby resemble Tonto Dike.

samcus:
Don't be too quick to call anyone your best friend, allow hard times to introduce them...

Mckandre:
nke'a bu engligbo

"The thing just gbawa" as in the thing just burst
That's what u get when children learns their mother's tongue
Poor thing

Mayor08:

I just started... Not yet that skilled to take up a job, i also don't have a laptop yet

BabaCommander:

Confirmed Igbo child.

"The thing just gbawaa"

The diction just di utor.

A true linguist from the land of the Rising Sun!

suitlovers:



My heart don sink

I thought it was another rape scandal.

This one rape is trending every where in Nigeria. Anytime i hear little girl, i almost faint. u know for a second there I thought so too.






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Feel free to check my signature below.

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joylegacie7:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha children language though