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RomanceRe: Abiriba Man, Ejindu, Who Is To Marry 2 Women Does Different Wedding Banners by uchaymart(m): 11:33am On Feb 19, 2018
Some women are not just trying at all. How on earth would they even allow this to happen. Hmm, could this be a legal adultery??
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Shows Her "Shaku Shaku" Dancing Skills by uchaymart(m): 9:58am On Feb 14, 2018
Old mama youngie
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Reacts To Her Father, Otedola, Joining Instagram by uchaymart(m): 11:51am On Feb 12, 2018
Was thinking she would say "I have added a billion naira to my net worth
CelebritiesRe: "Child Actor" Williams Uchemba Wows In New Pictures by uchaymart(m): 11:41am On Nov 28, 2017
Who sell orange pass this guy for movie that year?? Who motor jam pass him for movie. Nice one Williams
HealthRe: Lady Shares Before & After Photos Of Her Classmate Who Went 'mentally Deranged' by uchaymart(m): 2:31pm On Oct 15, 2017
zionmade1:
wow am so touched. this is undiluted love.



pls who knows oladeebo from secondary school, help extend this kind of gesture to him too. its so obvious the guy needs it. if u call for donation, i will help donate a chain and a padlock.
You were making sense until you introduced [b][/b]chain and padlock...
CelebritiesRe: Queen Okafor Shaves Her Beard (Photos) by uchaymart(m): 8:26am On Oct 07, 2017
Hair queen ko, Hair. Rera ni
CrimeRe: Man Caught Stealing Meat From Priest's Kitchen In Calabar, Gets Arrested by uchaymart(m): 4:54am On Sep 25, 2017
Homeboiy:
The priest is mad
Ordinary meat and u handcuffed him

Don't he know it was as a result of hunger

He should have given him the meat and ask him to go and steal(sin) no more
Hunger makes you to steal food and not meat. The said man doesn't look a hungry man maybe his "baba" had asked him to get anything from the priest for some juju...#MyOpinion
EducationRe: ASUU Strike: Lecturers Meet FG Delegation, Fix Another Meeting For Monday by uchaymart(m): 8:37am On Sep 16, 2017
KejiT1:
This ASUU should just end pls... My brother has been in 100level since 2015.....shuuuuuuuuuuuu
Where does your brother schoolhuh Is it mandatory you commenthuh
SportsRe: Stephen Odey Signs 4-Year Deal With FC Zurich by uchaymart(m): 2:44pm On Sep 12, 2017
HelenBee:
Ex school mate. I'm surprised.
Is he really 19 years?
CrimeRe: 23-Year-Old Maid Attacks Her Madam With Bottle After Stealing Umbilical Cord by uchaymart(m): 5:53pm On Sep 10, 2017
That's what you get when you treat other people's children as if they are nothing. You call her maid huhhuh Like she doesn't have a name...#WickedHumans
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Simi’s Album Launch Concert by uchaymart(m): 5:34pm On Sep 10, 2017
Evaberry:
...


Simisola


The girl who has refused to grow breasts.
grin grin grin grin grin
CareerRe: Lagos Airport Guard Discovers, Returns N1.2m Belonging To The Owner (pic) by uchaymart(m): 5:09pm On Sep 10, 2017
When your village people say you will never make it in life just don't argue with them....1M!!!
TravelRe: Traveling In The Schengen Area? Always Have Your Passport!-a Personal Experience by uchaymart(m): 2:12pm On Sep 10, 2017
Evaberry:
lol




Most nairalanders don't know what a passport is neither do they have one.
Evaberry, a smile comes to my face each time I read your comments....always funny
SportsRe: Kelechi Nwakali Donates N86M To ASJ Of Eziobodo, First Academy by uchaymart(m): 10:37pm On Sep 08, 2017
GavelSlam:
Bloggers are you sure of that figure?

If so over what period?
I tire oo.. how much does he now earn weekly??
FashionRe: 2017 MBGN Contestants Rock Bikini In New Pictures by uchaymart(m): 2:37pm On Sep 07, 2017
Miss Ekiti and kogi too make sense... I wish them well sha
PhonesRe: My Bitter Experience With Airtel Unlimited 20 Data Plan... How Airtel Blocked Me by uchaymart(m): 8:40pm On Aug 26, 2017
lukman:
I was also scammed when i suscribed to their DOUBLE DATA OFFER #300 for 350MB + 350mb bonus... After the first 350mb was exhausted, all my browsers started showing me 'out of data'..I couldnt use the other bonus 350mb till date.They got me to suscribe by lieing about 100% bonus on my data. I chatted them up but they never replied.. Airtel na waoo
Same story with me. I subscribe to the double whatever and after some time it stopped accessing the Internet and when I called their care line, they knew what I wanted to complain about and now ended the call....not a good experience at all
EducationRe: Whats The Lowest Amount You Can Live On In School? by uchaymart(m): 10:08pm On Aug 25, 2017
Yewandequeen:
Hehe
If I tell u my own ehn u won't believe.

My family is okay, not that we are dangote - like family.
Sometimes I will go home and dad will give me #500 for pocket money and I will be like hehe how do u expect me to survive with this. One time I was so broke ehn and I heard my dad would be coming to Abk for an event and I knew he would check on me. And my housemate were already happy hoping something go enter their pockets . But unfortunately my dad fell my hand and gave me #150, e pain me die. My housemates were like let's cook na sebi ur paale don show.
I couldnt open mouth to tell them he gave me #150 for the month.

But if u tell daddy ur hand out is millions, he wont question u, just bring home the receipt. grin

Moral of it is he actually wanted us to know the true value of money. And when we all grew up he he always like" do u now see how hard getting money is? "

He is an ijebu man to the core and I love him still cos he made me to know how to do with little change and be comfortable.
story teller!!!!
CrimeRe: Lady Stripped And Beaten By Nigerian Soldier For Wearing Camouflage (Video) by uchaymart(m): 9:16pm On Aug 16, 2017
Soldiers be pouncing on civilians like kilode...
PhonesRe: See 6 Of The Most Dangerous Selfies Ever Taken by uchaymart(m): 9:43am On Aug 13, 2017
Niyeal:
I will take my own selfie at ikorodu at 2am in the nite
2am in the night? I pray my kids don't see this.
EducationRe: Who Can Solve This? by uchaymart(m): 9:03pm On Nov 25, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Cook Of Esther Nnamdi-Ogbue Absconds With $6m In Cash & Jewelry by uchaymart(m): 9:38pm On Nov 02, 2016
Where did you keep the 6 wetin again sef?
CelebritiesRe: Mavins Record Officially Signs Iyanya (photos) by uchaymart(m): 5:57pm On Oct 31, 2016
joseph1832ng:
Bad move Iyanya. You went from an owner to an ownee. Bad move bro, bad move.
UBI FRANKLIN is the BOSS there@made men music
PoliticsRe: Lst Of 29 Customs Officers Dismissed By Nigeria Customs Service by uchaymart(m): 2:13pm On Oct 26, 2016
Baawaa:
Aboki plenty for custom o!
Na them get officers post in Custom, Army, Navy
PoliticsRe: We’ll Return Nigeria To Good Old Days Of Accountability – Buhari by uchaymart(m): 9:01am On Oct 26, 2016
Sharrapp abeg.. You don travel Finnish
CelebritiesRe: Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti's 116th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by uchaymart(m): 2:44pm On Oct 25, 2016
youngaz:
What a gruesome way 2 die...
She's d 1st woman 2 drive car in Nigeria uhn? And i know dey were rich...bt why did his son (Fela) turn like dat...i mean he really gave d govt sleepless night bt why was he obsessed wit sex like dat...coz "dey said" he slept wit all dose ladies dah used 2 dance 4 im...therefore contracting AIDS...wow!...wat a life...
Rest in peace and nt in pieces oo Funmi
NO DOUBT!! You grew up listening to LIES. Was there AIDS when fela died? And who told you he slept with all the women that danced for him?? You lack HISTORY...
EducationRe: If You Had Your Junior Secondary In The Early Nineties You Are Probably Familiar by uchaymart(m): 6:29pm On Oct 17, 2016
damiso:
Aww thanks for mentioning me Efe. kiss

Lovely Thread that does bring back lovely Memories smiley

I was such a voracious reader in those days embarassed and loved African Literature.

Gradually getting better at it again though and I intentionally set time aside for reading and slot into my commute as well( when I get a seat ). I dusted up and renewed my library card a couple of weeks ago when I took the kids in ( I have a kindle but am old fashioned I love flipping pages) and went to the African Literature section, currently reading 'News from Home 'by Sefi Atta.( I like her writing style and just finished her another of her books ' A bit of Difference' could so relate to it as a Nigerian living in the UK).

I just found that my reading was becoming centred around the children alone. I told myself ,its not just reading to and with them it also helps them seeing YOU read as well. I also hope to introduce African/ Black Written Literature to them as well. My daughter got Maya Angelou' Little People Big Dreams as one of her birthday presents and hope to get her the whole set.

I loved

The Passport of Mallam Illia by Cyprian Ekwensi
Akin the Drummer Boy by Cyprian Ekwensi
Trials of Brother Jero by Wole Soyinka
The Lion and the Jewel by Wole Soyinka
The Gods are not to Blame by Ola Rotimi( we even had a stage production for this ) and so many others too numerous to mention.

Aww memories. smiley
The Iroko man and the wood carver
SportsRe: Parade Truck Used By Enugu Rangers During NPFL Trophy Display by uchaymart(m): 5:37pm On Oct 17, 2016
Young03:
long live Enugu state proudly

#042#
In *ZORO's voice* Coal city state of mine
SportsRe: Samuel Ighalo's 5th Birthday: Odion Ighalo Celebrates His Son At 5 by uchaymart(m): 5:29pm On Oct 17, 2016
Wait ooo! He is 23 years old and his son is 5yrs old..
Som1 do the maths and tell me when Odion started having kids? LINUS MBA everywhere you go
SportsRe: Izu Joseph Shot Dead In Bayelsa by uchaymart(m): 5:21pm On Oct 17, 2016
R.I.P big Name, big Shoe, Eshi.... we will Miss you.
PoliticsRe: Ben Murray-Bruce Celebrates His Mother's 90th Birthday (Photos) by uchaymart(m): 5:04pm On Oct 17, 2016
GMBuhari:
Witches hardly die young


But I'm not implying common sense's mother is a witch


But then your are free to interpret


Anyways HBD
You speak ill, That's not fair Bruh! But wait ooo has ur MUM who is not a witch diedhuh

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