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Family › Re: Nigerian Women Are The Very Best For Mankind by Uchesis: 8:16pm On Jun 11, 2025
I didn't even bother to read the long gibberish

The title is enough for me.


Is the OP referring to Nigerian women or Nigerian girls?

Because there are two different set of people ooo
Politics › Re: Sallah 2025: Tinubu Spotted At Lagos Eid Ground With Influential Figures by Uchesis: 9:42am On Jun 07, 2025
stuffs2002:
E be like say ur head no dey work again.

Why would anyone buy fuel at N200 per litre.
Besides, did not Tegwolor called Obi not say he was going to remove subsidy from day one as his campaign promise?
Bloody hypocrite.

When Jonathan removed subsidy in 2012 and fuel went from N95 to N140, did you not go to Ojota to protest? Imagine the level of hypocrisy

Dey decieve yourself
Politics › Re: Sallah 2025: Tinubu Spotted At Lagos Eid Ground With Influential Figures by Uchesis: 10:33pm On Jun 06, 2025
stuffs2002:
Yet Obi is not fit to clean his shoes.

Obi will never ever be president
And you will never buy fuel at N200 per litre again



grin grin
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Absent As Tinubu Flags Off Reconstruction Of Lagos Deep Seaport Road by Uchesis: 10:28pm On Jun 06, 2025
Ikaeniyan0:
Who were the people who lined up behind Ambode? It was mostly the Igbos who were supporting Ambode because of their hate for Tinubu.

Tinubu eventually defeated you all. You will all keep on wailing if you keep on interfering in Yoruba land internal affairs
Tinubu also defeated true indigenes of Lagos when he kicked Ambode (a true son of the soil) out of office.

You think you are laughing at Igbos abi?

Think again bro
Politics › Re: "I Cannot Join APC": Akwa Ibom Commissioner, Ememobong Resigns (Photos) by Uchesis: 10:23pm On Jun 06, 2025
Putindbutt:
So what?. Is he the first or will he be the last?.. stay in PDP , they may offer you their Governorship ticket.
Is it true that you "put it in the butt"?


grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Musk Claims That Trump Is “in The Epstein Files” by Uchesis: 4:57am On Jun 06, 2025
Melagros:
COMRADES, honestly I expect these two great guys to respect/ behave themselves
Trump is the most powerful president in the world today, while Musk is the richest man on earth. This is not what their fans/followers need at the moment
On paper bro.

Putin is the most powerful president in actual

grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Are Our Men Shy?: Ruto Jokingly Laments As 'Daughter' Marries Nigerian by Uchesis: 8:58pm On Jun 05, 2025
Holluwhakemmy:
women are pulling the ones that are not serious down not all of them
Apart from doggy style, what else do your gender bring to the table?
Foreign Affairs › Re: The World’s Most Spoken Languages by Uchesis: 8:43pm On Jun 05, 2025
richeeyo:
Sobusobu no dey🙄🙄🤔
Those who developed the world
Do you sleep well at night?



grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: SA President Touches Hearts By Tying Girl's Shoelaces At The Mall - PICTURES by Uchesis: 8:36pm On Jun 05, 2025
Zocalite:
If Tinubu bend like this na rip be dat
He cannot kneel down or squat.


That's why he sits on a chair in the mosque while others are squatting

grin
Romance › Re: Marriage? Wetin Man Dey Gain, Really? by Uchesis: 11:33am On Jun 05, 2025
Negroid001:
Bro the relationship wey I dey now. I just dey flex. Because she's more into me. I'm treated with respect and don't have to talk before she gets things done.

No Billing even tho my earnings is almost x 10 of hers.

I get the luck sha, almost all my relationships are like that.
Marry her first, have 2 or 3 kids. If things remain the same, you can now boast



grin
Romance › Re: Why Love Dies After Marriage – The Truth Men Are Afraid To Say!" by Uchesis: 11:24am On Jun 05, 2025
goran3310:
So, a man loses an arm or a leg in a car accident and the woman stops loving him? A man gets sick and the woman stops loving him? A woman gets old and the man stops loving her? A woman gains weight after three pregnancies and the man stops loving her?
Interesting.
I don't want to believe you didn't know all this before
Politics › Re: Adeleke Family Visits Tinubu In Lagos (Photos) by Uchesis: 10:41am On Jun 04, 2025
obi4eze:
They're all from Osun state. Governor Adeleke is Tinubu's governor.
No let Owomida boys for Ojuelegba bridge hear am ooo

grin
Sports › Re: CAF Men’s Player Of The Year 2025: Ranking The Top Four African Contenders by Uchesis: 5:20am On Jun 04, 2025
alanto:
Hakimi has been the best player of the year since his divorce and he'll remain so for a long time .. After him is Israel Adesanya. Every other person on that list needs to up their games. Off the pitch of course.
I saw what you did there grin

Message well understood
Romance › Re: "Go And Marry" As A Yardstick For Failure by Uchesis: 7:09am On Jun 01, 2025
InvertedHammer:
/

Both are losers!

At 40, no man should be single especially the one you mentioned that will be busy taking care of leeches in his life.

/
Exam failed.

The question says choose one

Mr. I too sabi

grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Inter Milan vs PSG: UCL Finals (0 - 5) On 31st May 2025 by Uchesis: 10:17pm On May 31, 2025
Nemesis0147:
with the kind of Barca defense?
Abeg
Yamine Lamal and Raphinha dey play tennis abi?
Music/Radio › Re: When Last Did You Put On A Radio FM by Uchesis: 8:12pm On May 30, 2025
Seems like 98% of radio listeners are car owners.


I'm among the remaining 2%


My favourite station is VOP fm


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Romance › Re: "Go And Marry" As A Yardstick For Failure by Uchesis: 8:04pm On May 30, 2025
Annahh:
"his children" your friend need to increase his income
Easy for a woman to say grin


No wonder we have more widows than widowers
Romance › Re: "Go And Marry" As A Yardstick For Failure by Uchesis: 10:58am On May 30, 2025
Annahh:
You guys never admit marriage favours you, it only favours the woman.. akuko.
Tell me how it favours us men.

I have a friend who has never bought a new shoe since he started having children


grin
Romance › Re: "Go And Marry" As A Yardstick For Failure by Uchesis: 10:56am On May 30, 2025
InvertedHammer:
/
There is time in life for everything. Even gestation has its period. If after 9 months there is no delivery, people get worried. If a child is born earlier than 8 months, it calls for concern as well. At 2, a child is supposed to have crawled and then walked. At 24, one should have graduated from college or learned a trade skill. There is also a retirement age. We may pretend but life has its cycle: Silver, golden age, you name it. Can we redefine life because we want it to selfishly fit into our loser lifestyles? Of course! Your life, your prerogative.

If you are 40 and single, there is no more vivid way to define a COLOSSAL failure. You are a loser! The person's conscience tells him/her. No pretense necessary. Must everyone get married? No! But those who don't or can't shouldn't try to convince others that it is normal. Isn't that what trans is all about? Forcing others to believe that alternative lifestyle is normal.

Go and marry!!!

/
Choose one:

A 40yr old single man who can feed himself and loved ones.

Or a 40yr old married man who cannot feed his family

Your answer will determine whether you know what a COLLOSAL failure is

grin
Romance › Re: "Go And Marry" As A Yardstick For Failure by Uchesis: 10:45am On May 30, 2025
Annahh:
You sef go and marry, what are you waiting for...

It's not usually said to women cause a man might not approach a woman which might be the reason for delay but a man in his 40s not married is a RED flag....
Women.... Marriage favours you and your kind.


I understand grin
Romance › Re: "Go And Marry" As A Yardstick For Failure by Uchesis: 10:42am On May 30, 2025
BiGVEEN58:
It's very rare for a random Nigerian to see something good and advice you towards it. Lol. They tell you go and marry because they want the suffering from their miscalculated move to go round. Married people will never tell you the truth about what's going on in their lives or genuinely advice you about marriage. They want you to enter that trap also. grin


MISERY LOVES COMPANY.
If you even check well, 95% of those saying "go and marry" are poor men who can't even provide 3 square meals for their families
Romance › Re: "Go And Marry" As A Yardstick For Failure by Uchesis: 10:37am On May 30, 2025
franchasng:
Lol, according to Maslow's original law of hierarchy of needs, there are five sets of basic needs: physiological, safety, love, esteem and self-actualization. These needs are related to each other in a hierarchy of prepotency (or strength) beginning with the physiological needs that are the most prepotent of all.


Marriage is part of man's needs, the need becomes more pressing when a man attains financial stability.



So op, people telling you to go and marry are not doing any bad.


I wonder how a man would derive complete fulfillment at 40yrs, financially buoyant and no family of his own; no wife or kids. It's going to be a very sad, boring, disorganized and messy life undecided

If I have uninterrupted electricity, unlimited data, and the latest Playstation console, tell me why my life will be boring.

Me wey no get power to be yelling at children grin
Romance › Re: "Go And Marry" As A Yardstick For Failure by Uchesis: 10:28am On May 30, 2025
"Come, take 2 million dollars, oya go and marry"

Now you are talking.



.....If not, get the fck outa here mehn

grin
Sports › Re: Chelsea: The First Club In History To Win All Five UEFA European Competitions by Uchesis: 10:15am On May 30, 2025
Nemesis0147:
they play Abi dy no play?
Two times oh
They lost on purpose.

Has Barca ever lost a champions league final?
Sports › Re: Drama As Nigerians In UK Struggle With New National Anthem At Unity Cup(Photos/V by Uchesis: 10:13am On May 30, 2025
Aryafucksfinaly:
Funny nought my mama prefer this new anthem to the old one. I think she's just like them Tinubu generation.
Arya

Fvks

Finally.


Lol. Gendry was a lucky chap


grin grin
Sports › Re: Chelsea: The First Club In History To Win All Five UEFA European Competitions by Uchesis: 11:46pm On May 29, 2025
Nemesis0147:
Barca did during xavi time and lost
Two times!!
The goal is to win wherever you find yourself,,,, that's what stars do.
Shame no go let Barca win that kind cup the same year when Madrid dey win champions league
Politics › Re: We’ll End The Plague Of Evil Men In Nigeria — Tinubu by Uchesis: 5:35pm On May 29, 2025
Tjra:
Same evil men are already forming a coalition.

2027 will be BAT + Nigerians VERSUS Evil men and their followers.

May evil not prevail. We shall overcome them once again.
Good.


Now go and buy fuel N200 per litre make i see.
Education › Re: The World's Most Educated Countries. by Uchesis: 5:22pm On May 29, 2025
IAM4BAT4plus4:
Fake list...












NO BIAFRA THERE
And no first class graduate from Chicago University too grin
Politics › Re: Muhammadu Buhari Lauds President Bola Tinubu At Midterm by Uchesis: 10:03pm On May 28, 2025
F117nighthawk:
Only failures look for excuses and other means to justify their incompetence , cluelessness and lack of capacity

Success is relatives.
So,if you say govt fails - what happened to your - -_Local govt,
-Your State Governors ( your Emperors),
- Your National Assembly Legislatures - who now got N1B for Reps and N2 Billions for Senator - as Constituency Projects - since Tinubu came to Power but their Constituency Projects,if they are really Serious- now have elongated Funds- for their respective Constituency.
Only a fool will believe those legislators are getting those humongous monies for the betterment of the masses. We know how the owner of Lagos plays his politics. Everything is just for 2027 elections.

Ask yourself this question....who will hold them accountable for how they spend those money? Is it you or the man who gave them the money?

Be wise bro
Politics › Re: Muhammadu Buhari Lauds President Bola Tinubu At Midterm by Uchesis: 9:57pm On May 28, 2025
Failure

and

Failure Pro Max




grin

Trump was right. Buhari is lifeless
Politics › Re: May 27: Tinubu Pledges ‘renewed Commitment’ To Nigerian Children by Uchesis: 7:30pm On May 27, 2025
Agbegbaorogboye:
What about photos of Tinubu in primary or secondary school to assure us he was once a kid
He has one.....oh sorry!

That was Donald Duke



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Sports › Re: This Chapter Is Over' - Cristiano Ronaldo Appears To Confirm Al-nassr Exit by Uchesis: 7:18pm On May 27, 2025
obembet:
Cristiano Ronaldo has now won the Saudi Pro League Golden Boot for the second season in a row ;

⚽️ 2023/24: 35 goals

⚽️ 2024/25: 25 goals

unlike that dwaf that failed in Psg and MSL. We don't even hear anything about him again grin
Messi.....your worst nightmare grin

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