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NYSC › Re: ‘Smelling Lagos’: Why We Withheld Raye’s Discharge Certificate — NYSC by Uchesis: 5:33pm On Aug 10, 2025
Softmirror:
Where is Sowore Mr Voltron defender of the Universe? Hahaha hahaha. The only time Lagos doesn't smell is between December and January, during Christmas stroke New Year holiday. Please don't ask me why? 😁
But the people wey dey shiit inside gutters in Lagos no dey travel go their village naa.

So who you dey refer to now?

grin
Health › Re: 10 Facts About Farting You Probably Didnt Know by Uchesis: 5:29pm On Aug 10, 2025
TouchNfollow:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1A12xsdQur/

#healthylifestyle
Na that picture wey you come put at the end


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Please take a moment to write a quality post with at least 40 characters.
This will make the forum more interesting for everyone
Sports › Re: UEFA Pays Tribute To The ‘palestinian Pelé’ Killed By Israel (pics) by Uchesis: 1:14pm On Aug 10, 2025
wellmax:
Good one. Let there be peace all over the world.

Long live Israel
You think this Israel is the same Israel in the bible abi?


grin
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Opens Up On Surviving Sex Tape Scandal, Losing Her Father by Uchesis: 1:02pm On Aug 10, 2025
Kalulu44:
She's doing it so that people will start googling her and she continues to get the more fame she had wanted
If she has her way eh... she will even do another sextape and release it.

grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Sunday Fashion In Lagos: Why Church Is The Real Runway by Uchesis: 12:56pm On Aug 10, 2025
TradingGod:
God Bless you bro


You must wear your best outfit when going to church because you are going to see the King of Kings
Howfa? Did you see God today?


What cloth was he wearing?


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Christianity Etc › Re: Sunday Fashion In Lagos: Why Church Is The Real Runway by Uchesis: 12:53pm On Aug 10, 2025
VinnyBaba:
Is it Long Sleeve, Trouser, Tie you are Hyping like this? shocked cheesy

Bcus I know you are a Jehovah's witness.

+Umbrella and Black bag. tongue
He is Deeper Life ooo. grin

Na over-sized clothes them dey wear grin
Family › Re: How are The Black Couple That Birthed A White Blonde Baby In 2010 Doing by Uchesis: 8:46am On Aug 10, 2025
dopedealer:
The story went viral that year.
No Confirmed Recent Updates
Despite considerable media coverage when she was born, there’s been little to no credible information about Nmachi’s life as she’s grown up, now 15 years old.
Here’s a more recent image of Nmachi Ihegboro (around age 8 or so), showing how her features evolved over time.
Even you sef know say you dey lie.

That child is pure white, not albino
Politics › Re: NNPCL Increases Fuel Price For The Second Time In 4 Days by Uchesis: 12:49pm On Aug 09, 2025
Cherrybae:
Even if it is 2000 per litre it is not high.

We will buy it.

Nigeria has the lowest pump oriented in the world.

We are not complaining
You mean your boyfriend/husband will buy it abi?

Cos i know most of you women don't buy fuel
Travel › Re: More Residents Cry Out As Flood Hits Ijede, Ikorodu /photos/video by Uchesis: 1:09pm On Aug 06, 2025
PigTormentor:
Have you never seen floods in other parts of the world? Just focus on your erosion-ravaged jungles.

Yes, he built the Lagos that una dey run to daily with polythen bags.
The thing pain you well well ooooo.


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Politics › Re: FG Gets $25.35m Kuwait Loan To Tackle Kaduna Out-of-school Crisis by Uchesis: 1:01pm On Aug 06, 2025
Very soon Nigeria will be collecting loan from apps like Sokoloan and Fairmoney



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Investment › Re: Lagos loses top spot As Nigeria’s Foreign Investment Destination by Uchesis: 8:38pm On Aug 05, 2025
WizardOfNG:
Gbamsolutely endorsed post. Please Nigerians from outside Lagos, start flocking to Abuja. Na beg we Lagosians beg Una.😎
Even people from Ijebu-Ode dey claim to be Lagosians


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Investment › Re: Lagos loses top spot As Nigeria’s Foreign Investment Destination by Uchesis: 8:37pm On Aug 05, 2025
PulaPower:
The report added that Lagos is followed by Ogun State with $7.95m, Oyo with $7.81m and Kaduna with $4.06m.

Damnn

I was rooting for Anambra!
The man that single-handedly built Lagos has also destroyed it


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Politics › Re: Umahi Urges S’East To Support Tinubu’s Re-election For Future Igbo Presidency by Uchesis: 8:32pm On Aug 05, 2025
casualobserver:
All the more reason why we shall be playing tribal politics hence forth just like the ibos.

We support those who support us and we vote for the opponent of those who vote against us. When ibos contest, we field a candidate or support their opponent.

2023 was a line in the sand. A psychological turning point/shift in the Pysche of many Yorubas.

That the ibos would give 95% of their vote to their tribesman when there were 3 candidates from 3 regions is one thing.

That they are prepared to saddle the rest of us with an incompetent man just to have an ibo president says a lot.

We don’t need or want SE votes in 2027. Next thing they will tell their descendants it was SE votes that saved Tinubu in 2027…..none of that please! If Tinubu loses nothing spoil, he comes back home and we welcome him. We rest and reload for the next tribal election.

We are no longer going to be the glue of this country while others play ethnic politics. No matter the fate of this country, in the worst of times, we have always fared above others.
All i hear is we..we..we..

Make una kukuma chop the country naw. Make other tribes hear word

Tell your Tinubu to allow the Igbos to form their own country if you don't want them in yours. Simple
Politics › Re: Umahi Urges S’East To Support Tinubu’s Re-election For Future Igbo Presidency by Uchesis: 9:21pm On Aug 04, 2025
casualobserver:
2039 is taken by the SS, join the queue for 2055 because even that is not guaranteed and is dependent on good behaviour!

if you like vote for Tinubu, if you like dont. nobody send you at this point. Tinubu's permutations do not include SE votes.
Will there be a Nigeria by 2055?

If Nigeria will still exist by then, I pray not to be in the country.

Nigeria is like a downward sloping curve
Christianity Etc › Re: The True Reason Why God Send Sinners Who Died To Hell Fire by Uchesis: 9:12pm On Aug 04, 2025
MaxInDHouse:
Their pastors makes scary movies about Hell to show them so whenever they come across that word "Hell" it's those scary movies that comes to their mind.

But according to God's word only people who deliberately kill their conscience will be forgotten in Hell (Grave) whether you are a Christian or not all dead people goes to Hell but while some will be called back to life many will not be remembered because they lived without conscience! Psalms 9:17

If someone is a Muslim or Judaist or Atheist or Agnostic or Traditionalist what matters is how you treated true believers in Christ who are sent to visit you. If your conscience doesn't blame you then you still have another chance but once you start judging yourself about how you treated Christ's true disciples your judgement starts that very moment. Romans 2:14-15
Are you referring to Re-incarnation here? @bolded
Christianity Etc › Re: The True Reason Why God Send Sinners Who Died To Hell Fire by Uchesis: 9:08pm On Aug 04, 2025
bixton:
God is not interested in the religion of man or of some strange deceitful spirit.
God is not an author of confusion.


Anyone who has not accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and savior, anyone who doesn't believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God who died and resurrected and is the only One through whom redemption and salvation from sin and death will come to God and lastly keep His commands by hearing and doing them.

Then they all will go to hell....
That means only Christians will not go to hell.
because you cannot expect a Muslim or Buddhist or Orthodox to accept Jesus Christ as his saviour.

So can we now call that hell a NON-CHRISTIAN HELL?

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Christianity Etc › Re: The True Reason Why God Send Sinners Who Died To Hell Fire by Uchesis: 8:10pm On Aug 04, 2025
Steep:
every human will be judged and condemn to hell for their sin. The only offer of salvation freely is Jesus christ, no other religion offers you that, atheism, agnosticism, humanism etc does not offer salvation from sin only Jesus christ of Nazareth.
Are you aware that the Jews don't believe that Jesus Christ is the Messiah?
Christianity Etc › Re: The True Reason Why God Send Sinners Who Died To Hell Fire by Uchesis: 8:00pm On Aug 04, 2025
Steep:
If you live on earth and ignore the evidence of the creator inspite of the evidence all around then you are responsible and God is fair. Take note nobody is going to be saved by their good works, intellectually propensity etc only by depending on God's salvation which is Jesus christ.
So all Muslims will go to hell abi?

What of the Jews?

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Christianity Etc › Re: The True Reason Why God Send Sinners Who Died To Hell Fire by Uchesis: 3:43pm On Aug 03, 2025
Urgent1Million:
The whole story about god, heaven and hell was poorly made up.
God made a man, then a woman and loved them.
Then he (set them up) placed a tree with fruits that was capable of causing them death (according to god) OR opening their eyes to recognize good and evil (according to the serpent).
It turned out the serpent was right.
God lied!
God then chased them out of the garden and cursed them on their first offence (absolutely incapable of forgiveness).
God then destroyed the descendants of the sinners (Adam and Eve), leaving only the righteous man (Noah) and his family.
But Noah's righteousness didn't get to us. It is Adam's and Eve's sin that we still inherit.
Oh wow!! 😂😂😂
Then god offered his only son (don't ask how he got the son) as a sacrifice to himself (ritual killing) so he (god) can forgive us our sins and take us to heaven.
But he's all powerful and can do all things easily!
Alright, we move...
And his son (jesus) is god?
So if I rephrase;
God offered himself as a blood sacrifice to himself so that himself can forgive us our sins and take us to his own heaven!
Interesting, huh??
Hang on a sec...
The "devil" was with god in heaven and became rebellious. God fought the devil but couldn't defeat him. But god is the all-powerful!!
He sent the devil to earth (where god's beloveth children are) so that the children can fight and defeat the devil by calling god's name.
So god couldn't defeat the devil while face to face with him, but commands his children (much less powerful) to call him so he can defeat the devil for them in proxy?
Hello sense, where are you?
And top on the list of the conditions for god's children to go to heaven is for them to defeat the devil (resist his temptations aka sin), else they are thrown into hell!
How convenient!
Which pastor go come answer all these questions naw?


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Christianity Etc › Re: The True Reason Why God Send Sinners Who Died To Hell Fire by Uchesis: 3:38pm On Aug 03, 2025
adamkkk:
one question av been asking for years, why did God create the forbidden fruit, knowing it will bring temptation and ultimate death to man ?
Imagine giving birth to a beautiful child. You now put the child in a large room filled with different toys, and in the middle of the room, you intentionally put a box of knifes, forks, nails, broken glasses etc

Can you call yourself a loving dad?
Romance › Re: New Word Of The Day "SEUNIZE" by Uchesis: 10:09pm On Jul 30, 2025
You dey play with LIFE BAN


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Politics › Re: Ilaje People Protest Road Renaming By Bariga LCDA by Uchesis: 8:12pm On Jul 30, 2025
azpekuliar:
The road na just collateral damage grin
Na Igbo-named streets and busstops dem dey after but for it not to be too obvious they just had to look for some Yoruba-named streets to add to the list.
We call it smoke screen grin


They think say everybody na mumu
Politics › Re: Lagos Blackouts: Affected Areas And How To Prepare by Uchesis: 10:04am On Jul 30, 2025
Osiris12:
huger brought about by renewed hopelessness Abi?

Me and your kinsmen dey gather chop am steady
He may not be lying.

I dey Ejigbo and light dey as i am typing this

grin
Family › Re: Where Are Their Father's? by Uchesis: 11:50am On Jul 29, 2025
RevenuesBoost:
I spoke about this last week with hubby.

Hubby asked, why do women in most cases live longer than men.
I answered, the woman exercises herself from morning till evening.

He asked how, I said, I'm an example.

If I am not working online, I'm cooking or sweeping or doing the dishes or laundry or cleaning the house or baby-sitting.
It's always from one work to the other.

A man doesn't do much exercises.
Most men that exercises, have young looks and live longer.
Pls tell your schools to refund the monies your parents paid. It was a waste.

I bet you cannot be a man even for a week.

You have no idea. Exercise ko, gymnastics ni

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Politics › Re: 2027: APC Kicks As Opposition Backs Single Day Polls by Uchesis: 11:39am On Jul 29, 2025
So APC will not be able to rig the election abi?

It will not work grin
Christianity Etc › Re: What Do You Do At Night When No One Is Watching You? by Uchesis: 1:04pm On Jul 27, 2025
EdenGlobalist:
I get high sometimes, then go to sleep 💤

Seun chop the remaining words








You've been masteurbating?
Na your diick him take dey masturbate?


Or is it your masturbation?

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Politics › Re: Daniel Bwala: Tinubu Physically Fitter Than Most Presidents In Developed Countri by Uchesis: 8:44pm On Jul 26, 2025
Tjra:
Tinubu @73 looks much younger than Peter Obi who is 64 years.

He's got good genes. No wonder he is called City boy.
Does Tinubu look younger than his age mate...Charley Boy?


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Sports › Re: Abuja Seeks To Host F1 Grand Prix, Targets First African Race Since 1993 by Uchesis: 1:10pm On Jul 24, 2025
Singhabele:
Don't blame d guy he is used to Port holes and rickety roads. Wen I went to abj for visa interview I was amazed by how wide d roads are and without portholes while narrow pothole filled roads are wat is giving to niger delta . I almost shed tears seeing wat oil money is doing in Abuja and ND delta in bad roads common east west road is in shambles 4 years...
F1 is the most expensive sport in the world in terms of logistics.

It's not just about good roads
Sports › Re: Abuja Seeks To Host F1 Grand Prix, Targets First African Race Since 1993 by Uchesis: 1:02pm On Jul 24, 2025
salem1996:
I've been to Abuja, the road are good, but not for formula 1 used.
These cars ain't those shock- absolver kind of cars. Except they want to start making roads for the event separately and starting now
They don't understand.

The F1 race track surfaces need to be as smooth as glass because there is only a small space between the base of the car and the asphalt
Sports › Re: Abuja Seeks To Host F1 Grand Prix, Targets First African Race Since 1993 by Uchesis: 12:53pm On Jul 24, 2025
Kingpele:
This is commendable if it pulls through, I pray cows won't interrupt the race
Exactly what i wanted to say.

Imagine the national embarrassment.


F1 drivers racing with cows

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