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mecuries:
I hope his parents aren't expecting any grandchildren from this union

They will get grandchildren...... but not from the old cargo

[quote author=TheChameleon post=134295045][/quote]I feel your pain bro. Its not easy living with the smell of dirty pusssy everyday

TheChameleon:
I can confirm. I participated in a Bleep. We all ran away in disgust. She stank like a skunk

But.....can you explain why Yellowbar women are so dirty? Especially down there

BafanaBafana:
I remember his battles with Joy Nuneh of NDDC. The woman said it was because she refused to cut kpekus for Akpabio

She even said he touched her breasts.



LMO

tutudesz:
Dem be two, later become three
They run things together, live in peace and harmony
Then suddenly, the three bin disagree
One go solo
The other two follow
Oh no no no
The world dey vex right now
Say the three, bin do their thing individually
But remember, some day, them go leave each other
Cuz truly none of them be brothers

Who was the first two?

Any idea?

TheChameleon:
Flat heads' favourite foods -

https://storage.ko-fi.com/cdn/useruploads/display/e7c9062a-8179-47e7-9e7e-5370e938f1b1_21.gif

1st - IBB's yansh
2nd - El Rufais balls
3rd- Akpu

Is it true that Yellowbar women have stinking pussies?

Putindbutt:
So, why lying it wasn't an Ibo coup?🤣🤣

https://www.nairaland.com/8349423/babangida-northerner-soldiers-called-cowards

I never knew all coups have a tribal name given to it until now.

Maybe you can give us the names of all the different coups plotted in Nigeria.


I'm waiting

This is Game of Thrones....


Lagos version




And Winter Is Coming..

Una still dey university love, she go soon leave you go marry.

What is that phrase again.......?


"Women don't marry who they love. They marry who is ready"

It happened to me some years back

Mervingreat:
For not allowing bloodshed ba? But why is it that you ipobidient only language you understand is destruction, why? Everything must scatter scatter and gboza gboza biko na curse? Suspend reaction to avoid bloodshed yet una no happy.

Get sense soon

Guess Adeleke was right about Egbetokun afterall.

beerfraud:
Our IPOBidient brothers have done it again

Is it true that a human head was found in his possession?

Reno is insulting El Rufai


And Balabluu is hailing the same El Rufai.



Can you now see why Wendell Simlin can never get an appointment in Tinubu's govt?

[quote author=TheChameleon post=134172462][/quote]This one is still a child, with his mummy's fone

yemmit90:
Oga, go back to my first post you quoted and read with an understand mind. I am not here to defend government.

Oga you said it's coming down. But i'm telling you that until it comes down to the initial price before Bulabaa came into office, it is still on the high side.

Tinubu said "ewo fo ko ba le" during campaign. What happened to that promise?

TheChameleon:
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They remain your Colonial Masters after the British. Put some respect on the name

Cry8ng about it solves no problems for you.

Yet you sound like the one crying here

yemmit90:
How much did you buy it before?

A bag of rice is now between 64k - 71k from over 90k.

How much did Balabluu meet the price when he came into power?

DuttyChuks:
They should increase it more so that some stvpid people can go off the internet.

Many of them are already off the internet. Their 30k stipend won't be enough to buy data

smokinloud:
Based on dispensations. The dispensation of innocence had gone the dispensation conscience had gone, the dispensation of law has gone, we are in dispensation of grace. Humans relations with God evolve until now

You go explain tire

yemmit90:
Price of rice and bean has significantly come down but others are stil very expensive.

His policy is poverty induce mechanism, and there is no other ways anyone can twist the story.

When you say prices of rice and beans have come down, at what rate?

because i still bought a derica of rice yesterday at N1300 per cup

OlawaleBammie:
Answer this, if the father had known that the girl was his daughter in-law (or ex daughter in-law) would he had slept with her??

Answer.

So you are now supporting oloshoism abi?

smokinloud:
Bro, Yorubas do marry their late brother's wife just like the Jews do. God deals with humans according to their level. Adam children marry their own siblings and reproduce. When the law came , God started judging by the law and now that we have the law of Grace we're judged by the God of grace.

In other words, different people will be judged by different laws enacted in different times under different circumstances...


Now i am more confused

JuanDeDios:
Because Judah did NOT commit incest or adultery. Neither Judah nor Tamar was married at the time, so no adultery was committed.

Judah and Tamar were not related by blood, so no incest was committed.

Note that inheriting a dead relative's wife to raise kids for him or for yourself is a common traditional practice around the world.

But if i go sleep with olosho now you go dey bash me abi? What's the difference between me and Judah now?

smokinloud:
You're mixing things up, there's no law at this time and God deal with humans according to their conscience

So now that we have laws, what will happen?

Can you even sleep with your dead brother's wife?


The Bible is twisted by men.

And no....i am not a muslim

zombieHUNTER:
For God so loves you that he sent his only begotten son to die for your sins, so believe in him and have everlasting life.

Can't get more simple

This question i will ask you below is very simple. But you will never be able to answer it


"Why did God put a flaming sword in front of the tree of Life to stop Adam and Eve from eating of it and then have everlasting life, if he truly loved man?
Would it not have been simpler to do that than sending His son to die?"

zombieHUNTER:
what's illogical

for God to allow sin and uncleanliness

It would be better if you say God loves only those without sin.

because if God loves me he won't cast me into hellfire forever

Oakenshield:
she is married

I thought married people already have permanent vals

Tjra:
Uche, are you a child of bitterness?

Btw, Reno isn't my hero.

Your lie stinks badly bro.

Go wash yourself

CoronaVirusPro:
Way to go!

Morafvckers can’t just fvck around without finding out!

If not modern times, the Nigerian Armed Forces would have fvckin invaded Canada, not even now that they are not in good terms with their fvckin big brother US.

What a fvckin insult! Canada of all countries! Morafvckers feel because they share boarders with US, they can give fvcks to their big brothers at the other side.

N

Tell us the truth.

You wanted to japa to Canada but they denied you visa

Tjra:
Obasa and El Rufai are the new heroes of children of bitterness.

They always fail las las

Before 2023 Wendell Simlin (aka Reno Omokri) was your enemy.....


Today he is your hero

TheChameleon:


Nothing a yam 🍠 leg 🦵 amaka wouldn't do for the rod 🍌 of a Yoruba D.

Who wan drink corpse water or fight inlaws over inheritance when husband dies ?

Say it again....but this time without tears in your eyes

helinues:
Provide evidence of FG requesting bribe from him

The one that was provided by Atiku after the 2023 elections, what did the supreme court say?


....they said "it came late"


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