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PoliticsRe: Inside Nigeria's Most POWERFUL Armoured Cadillac Escalade For President Tinubu. by Uchesis: 1:53pm On Dec 22, 2024
EmperorCaesar:
The ones that didnt travel like that in the past, he was assasinated and nothing sup

GEJ that you worship with all your soul, he still walks about with heavy security

How would PBAT walking freely in the street of Garki help you to achieve your life goals?

How many world President walks around like that.

Rest, Chike
You too rest, Femi
PhonesRe: Incase of Emergency, Who Else Can Unlock Your Phone Apart From You? by Uchesis: 9:49am On Dec 21, 2024
UceeGod:
My wife
I'm sure your Facebook messenger and whatsapp have different passwords. Smart guy


grin
PoliticsRe: Wike Revokes Plots Belonging To Buhari, Onnoghen, Abbas, Akume, Others by Uchesis: 11:15am On Dec 19, 2024
BUHARI: (over the phone) "Wike is that you?

WIKE: "Yes my oga, its me. How's the family?

BUHARI: "Fine. Is it true that you want to grab my land like you are doing to ordinary citizens?"

WIKE: "Baba no ooo!! Am i mad? I'm just acting a script so that nigerians will think i am revoking lands of even top prominent Nigerians. You know most Nigerians are very gullible especially those supporting this govt. Baba no worry nothing do your lands in Abuja"

BUHARI: "OK. I thought you have finally gone mad o"

WIKE: "No naaw. (Laughs). I dey your side baba"


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FamilyRe: First-time Gen-z Mom In Tears While Breastfeeding Her Baby (Photos) by Uchesis: 4:28pm On Dec 18, 2024
Zonefree:
She's just being dramatic.

Same breast she dey give matured man with sharp 32 teeth to suck.

Women always want men to believe that everything about them is painful.

Childbirth - painful
Breastfeeding - painful
House chores - painful
Doggie - painful
You sabi them very well
PoliticsRe: Lawmakers Stop Rendition Of Tinubu’s Anthem During 2025 Budget Presentation by Uchesis: 4:25pm On Dec 18, 2024
Factcheck0001:
chinedu

Your tears are ........
No wonder....


So you are a monkey?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Calls 10th Assembly 11th, Says 'You're All Re-Elected' by Uchesis: 4:20pm On Dec 18, 2024
osazsky:
Money way I done use buy Christmas cloth for my pickin .my bro no time o..na chicken money I dey find now..I done stake with 200h now..make baba still put hand
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PoliticsRe: Tinubu Calls 10th Assembly 11th, Says 'You're All Re-Elected' by Uchesis: 4:12pm On Dec 18, 2024
osazsky:
Sporty bet thank u for d 72k this afternoon..I just carry 4 turkey cup games o 3.5 baba come put hand...
Hope 90% of the money won't go back to Sporty sha.

If you know what i mean grin





As for Bababluu, he is the grandfather of Okpebholo
RomanceRe: What The FIFA Best Player Awards Taught Me About Human Emotions by Uchesis: 9:25am On Dec 18, 2024
At least we can all now rest.


And pls Vinicius, tell that your babalawo in Brazil to release our dear Man City so that they can start winning again


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RomanceRe: Woman Who Slept With 100 Men In A Day Eyes World Record by Uchesis: 8:49am On Dec 18, 2024
EmmyMaestro:
It is called Knack-a-thon.

I thought it will be done by an African because places like Zimbabwe, Kenya, Uganda no de disappoint
You forgot to mention Equatorial Guinea


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CelebritiesRe: Chloe Bailey Visits Lagos, Nigeria by Uchesis: 9:56am On Dec 17, 2024
AareGaa:
E dey pepper you that no one is visiting the cursed, Mkpurumini land
What of your village in Ijebu Ode? Who is visiting there?

Muuumuuu
CelebritiesRe: Chloe Bailey Visits Lagos, Nigeria by Uchesis: 9:55am On Dec 17, 2024
Godwin4444:
uche the wise girl dare not visit d land of d cannibals, at least agbero go collect money free her

U know what those cannibalistic OSU can do now
What of skull miners in Ogun and Oyo?

Mumu
CelebritiesRe: Chloe Bailey Visits Lagos, Nigeria by Uchesis: 9:54am On Dec 17, 2024
Exousiang01:
When you and your brothers load yourself in Night busses to enter Lagos do you pay before you start scavenging?
Mumu.

Did you fly to Lagos from Ogbomosho?
CelebritiesRe: Chloe Bailey Visits Lagos, Nigeria by Uchesis: 2:27pm On Dec 15, 2024
Hope she has settled agberos before her tour of the city sha


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PoliticsRe: With BVAS, Pvcs Should No Longer Be Sole Requirement For Voting – INEC by Uchesis: 10:30pm On Dec 12, 2024
Amoda Ogunlere is going to rig the next election...


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Foreign AffairsRe: Javier Milei Ends Budget Deficit In Argentina, First Time In 123 Years by Uchesis: 4:39pm On Dec 12, 2024
nairalanda1:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Many Nigerians won't like a MIllei in charge of their country....

For anyone wishing millei on Nigeria, here is how the man ran his country..



Now imagine a Nigerian leader doing the same thing as listed above? Yes, most of you will call him Satan, even Worse than Satan.



As you can see, it is not yet uhuru. But see...the country is ready for investment..so things will improve.

But you Nigerians no go gree for MIllei as leader of this country at all.

Note that MIllei is doing all that so that IMF and other donors can look with favor on his country, in addition to attracting investment.

No Nigerian leader is going to do the above. Even the subsidy removal tinubu did was because there was no more money to spend.



Sauce: UK Independent.
Did Milei buy private jet for himself, travel to France almost every month wasting tax payers money, renovate his VP house with billions, buy presidential yacht, borrow borrow from IMF and World Bankhuh
PoliticsRe: No Magical Solution To Steady Power Supply – Tinubu by Uchesis: 8:40am On Dec 12, 2024
Starhearts:
EQUITY ON MARBLE

"I won't stop fixing the system because of the fear of LOSING the next election.

Indeed, I did not win the 2023 poll by my power or anybodys' for that matter, but SOLEly by God's grace. "So, if it is His WILL again, I will WIN in 2027. Until then, I will not stop doing what I know to be right because of the fear of losing the next election. No, I won't."
~ President@ABAT

--- It is near impossible not to love & admire a leader who is positively Bold, Resolute, Focused and FEARLESS!

#liveitforGod!
#getsensebyforce!
#ifmenweregod!
The only way Tinubu will win in 2027 is through massive rigging
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Mocks Opposition Parties Over Edo Governorship Election by Uchesis: 9:59pm On Dec 11, 2024
Looking4Trouble:
Even the 2022 Presidential election still dey make them dizzy. Another election will be held to fill in the vacant position of the new governor in the Sei, opposition will weep again. Even Labourers wey no get up to 5% of total votes cast will weep bitterly
Hope you no be illiterate like Opebholo


grin
PoliticsRe: Glendora Bookshop Lagos Removes Farotimi's Book From Shelves, Cites Court Order by Uchesis: 3:29pm On Dec 11, 2024
Confirmedzombie:
Only ipob and obedients thinks the court order will not be honoured.

Ipob and obedients hailed Dele to his doom.
My happiness is that Dele is a Yoruba man grin
CrimeRe: UK Prime Minister, London Mayor, Condemn Brutal Attack By 28-Year-Old Nigerian by Uchesis: 10:23am On Dec 09, 2024
mightyhaze:
Thread still at page 1 since yesterday grin



Just switch the name now from Ayodele Jamgbadi to chijioke okolie and see some miracle grin
I dey tell you bros

You sabi them grin
CrimeRe: UK Prime Minister, London Mayor, Condemn Brutal Attack By 28-Year-Old Nigerian by Uchesis: 10:19am On Dec 09, 2024
Richtaiwo:
Not in support of murder, but did the 28 year old Nigerian see the British Jorge Ortega in London and just started assaulting him? It must be a case of fighting, and in this, can't pass for murder. Manslaughter is the case because it can't be deliberate except if the Nigerian is a lunatic. If he is in sound state of mind, he is reasonably expected to know the dire consequences of committing murder.

RIP to the deceased.
After checking his name and you saw he is Yoruba, you had to defend him. The same way you are defending Bababluu's bolekaja policies.

If it was an Igbo name, you will be foaming in the mouth by now
Christianity EtcRe: #TheExperience19 (Experience 2024): What You Need To Know About This Programme by Uchesis: 12:48am On Dec 07, 2024
SirLakes:
pastor Saul grin
grin

"Saul will come before David... But David will come"

There is no difference between Adefarasin and Adeboye

Scammers everywhere
Christianity EtcRe: #TheExperience19 (Experience 2024): What You Need To Know About This Programme by Uchesis: 12:41am On Dec 07, 2024
Starhearts:
Many of them will not be travelling home this Christmas because of the Fear of UGM
Christians in Zamfara and Sokoto state won't travel home too, because of Lukarawa


grin
PoliticsRe: Team New Nigeria Behind Jonathan’s 2027 Campaign Posters In Kano by Uchesis: 9:59pm On Dec 05, 2024
mrkings84:
Wait o..
I thought these northern folks said they wanted change, and they got it.

Are they not the ones who said "They are born to rule"?

Why are are looking for a non northern to come Contest?

Abeg they should continue with the change!!
because they know that GEJ will only rule for 4 yrs. Then power goes back to them (North)
PoliticsRe: Laolu Akande Condemns Afe Babalola For "Harassing" Dele Farotimi by Uchesis: 12:53pm On Dec 05, 2024
madridguy:
An elderly Peter Obi supporter (a SAN) arrested another Peter Obi supporter (a lawyer) over defamation BUT Obidence aka bitter souls are blaming APC for the arrest!!!

LP vs LP
Lawyer vs Lawyer
Obidiece vs Obidence
Thank God the three of them are Yorubas.


grin
PoliticsRe: 5 Nicknames Nigerians Call Tinubu And Why by Uchesis: 3:41pm On Dec 02, 2024
Dittodat:
Zero IQ IPOB ret@rded imb@cile terrorist cannibal monkey.
But the guy is not Igbo naw?
He is from the north


Why some Yoruba people mumu like this? Haba
PoliticsRe: Naira Could’ve Hit ₦17,000/$, Fuel ₦4,000/Litre Without Tinubu’s Reforms - Okupe by Uchesis: 12:48am On Nov 27, 2024
Shadomaan7:
The reforms are working. It just needs time and patience
Yes

Infact Tinubu will need another 6 years for the reforms to start working
PoliticsRe: NNPC Bought C5 Resins, Blended With Naphtha To Sell To Public– Staff Reveal (SR) by Uchesis: 12:23am On Nov 27, 2024
Krankhead:
You are still suffering from election loss..
What is happening now is the collation of failures of past leaders. Nigeria has been living on lies. Now the realities is done. Do you know how much Emefiele used to print the last money? That's one of it for you to go and dwelll on.
He is suffering from election loss and you are suffering from bolekaja policies of the govt.

Las las you are both suffering

cheesy
EducationRe: Princess Chidera Chukwudi Crowned Queen Of University Of Abuja. by Uchesis: 11:29am On Nov 26, 2024
Its official....


All the babes for UniAbuja are ugly


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PoliticsRe: Lagos Youths Reject Owerri Coalition’s Endorsement Of Seyi Tinubu For Governor by Uchesis: 12:45pm On Nov 24, 2024
SonofLagos:
he Pain am😆😆😆😆 oya run like a coward😆😆😆😆just like your ancestors ojucku ran after leaving 3million of your ancestors to die like ram….arindin😆😆you don meet your match😆😆😆
This one na mumu ooo.

Jobless mumu for that matter

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PoliticsRe: Lagos Youths Reject Owerri Coalition’s Endorsement Of Seyi Tinubu For Governor by Uchesis: 8:42am On Nov 24, 2024
SonofLagos:
😆😆😆mumu man, you have been the one crying on my mention since yesterday😆😆😆

Instead of you to worry about your cursed region but Yorubas doing far better than you is your problem, that’s the foolish of you cursed pig 😆😆😆

What’s your business if a man from oyo is governor of Lagos state? Is Lagos in your cursed village…busy body 😆😆
Don't ever quote me again.

Fool
PoliticsRe: Lagos Youths Reject Owerri Coalition’s Endorsement Of Seyi Tinubu For Governor by Uchesis: 9:55pm On Nov 22, 2024
SonofLagos:
😆😆shut up mumu man…the answer you seek is already in my post. Primitive Osu slave😆😆

So I guess your cursed blodas employed in state civil service should also not have been employed or the ones that won elections before in Lagos since they are not from lagos😂😂

That’s why we are bigger than you tribalistic bigots😆😆😆 Yorubas are one and we don’t segregate like you primitive cave men and besides what’s is important is result and non of the failures you elect in your shitty region can tie the lace of any of them in achievement😆😆😆

Now run along and face the fire burning your cursed region that have been deserted due to killings and destruction going on there…arindin😆😆
You write long epistles because you are jobless



Go and get a job, yoruba idiottt
PoliticsRe: National Assembly Passes Bill For Life Imprisonment For Drug Traffickers by Uchesis: 10:29am On Nov 22, 2024
Peterobiisathie:
Ibos will not be happy with this law
Shut up!

Is Emilokan not a drug lord?

Infact they should start with Tinubu, the greatest drug lord in Nigeria's history

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