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Christianity Etc › Re: Love, Lust, And Valentine's Day by Uchesis: 9:44am On Feb 15, 2025
zombieHUNTER:
Little wrongdoing?

Repent of the wrongdoing and turn right

Now is the only time to do so
I knew you would not answer the logical question


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Politics › Re: Binance: Allegations By Tigra Gambarya Are False - Reno Omokri by Uchesis: 7:16pm On Feb 14, 2025
Wendell Simlin should allow Bwala to do his job.



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Christianity Etc › Re: Love, Lust, And Valentine's Day by Uchesis: 7:11pm On Feb 14, 2025
zombieHUNTER:
Only a fool will look at the wonders around him and say there's no Creator
Yes, there is a creator.

The question is.... Does our Creator love us so much that He will throw us in hellfire forever for little wrongdoings?

I'm just wondering
Romance › Re: Valentine’s Day 2025: How Are You Spreading the Love Today? (Photos Inside) by Uchesis: 1:17pm On Feb 14, 2025
Lalami3232:
cheesy
I'm spreading love by doing an enlightenment campaign so that men wey marry non-virgins aka boreholes won't cry at the end. I love to dey see men happy, hence I dey give dem the raw truth of:
1. The pikin resemble you no mean say na your pikin
2. If you no meet her as a virgin, why you think say your carrot preeq na the best wey she don ever get.
3. If your preeq isn't the best in her preeq archive, why do you think she won't want to go back and have a taste of the best once again
4. If you don do DNA test to know say na your pikin, you still no lost anything. Oyibo say "you can't be too sure".
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga the biggest love I can give you is advising you to go for DNA test oooooooo because non-virgins aka boreholes can't be trusted atall atall
My broda continue giving them the good news abeg. Let us continue to expose those scammers


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Career › Re: First-class Graduates Should Be Forced To Join DSS, Says Deputy Director by Uchesis: 4:54am On Feb 14, 2025
Now i understand why Tinubu is a CIA agent.


At least lots of agbado supporters wont be coming online everyday again after the increment in data tariffs by the telcom companies took effect this week
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Politics › Re: Omokri To El-Rufai: I’ll Buy You A First-Class Ticket If You Can Enter America by Uchesis: 7:19am On Feb 13, 2025
prof22:
You are so dumb, stupid and uninformed. Reno has visited Nigeria more than 3 times in the last 1 year
Point of correction pls.....
Wendell Simlin has visited Nigeria more than 3 times


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Politics › Re: Omokri To El-Rufai: I’ll Buy You A First-Class Ticket If You Can Enter America by Uchesis: 7:16am On Feb 13, 2025
Wendell Simlin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Hon Natasha Osawaru: Five Things To Know About 2baba New Lover by Uchesis: 1:56pm On Feb 12, 2025
"I can't believe she's still a virgiiiiiiiiin"
if love is a crime by Tuface
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I hope this one is still a virgin oooo



But seriously I don't envy tubaba sha.


And i hope he understands that "Edo no be Lagos"
Celebrities › Re: I Love Honourable Natasha And I Want To Marry Her - Tuface Idibia Confessed! by Uchesis: 1:42pm On Feb 12, 2025
StUriah:
Feel like this thing is affecting your being and is killing your soul, hala oyi eh
Dude was singing about himself but he didn't know


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Foreign Affairs › Re: 92-year-old Cameroon’s Biya Eyes Re-election After 40 Years In Power by Uchesis: 1:24pm On Feb 12, 2025
EyeCumInPeace:
According to agbado miscreants, his age doesn't matter. We still need his experience.

That's how we ended up with a KNOWN DRUG LORD who is always rushing to France to recharge his dead battery. grin
Why are you so brutal to Agbadorians? grin
Romance › Re: If She’s Not Doing THIS, She’s Just Wasting Your Time [photo] by Uchesis: 11:00am On Feb 10, 2025
Pukkalolo:
The goal isn't to understand them. Instead just focus on understanding how to deal with them.
Guy you funny ooo.

You no understand 1 + 1, and yet you want to solve calculus.


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You understand them first before dealing with them
Romance › Re: If She’s Not Doing THIS, She’s Just Wasting Your Time [photo] by Uchesis: 10:54am On Feb 10, 2025
smartlad:
Totally wrong. Nobody understand those creatures that dont even understand themselves
They don't know that.....


The more you think you know women, the less you know them.

If love equals sex, ashawo no go dey grin
Agriculture › Re: Man Laments As Herdsmen Destroy 20 Acres Of His Cassava Farm In Ogun State by Uchesis: 4:33pm On Feb 09, 2025
"Where are the cows"


I didn't mention anybody name ooo grin
Politics › Re: Folasade Tinubu Introduces Isi Ibhaguezejele To Oba Of Benin As Market Leader by Uchesis: 6:48am On Feb 07, 2025
chopnaira:
If that was the case, nairaland would have been shut down, and Peter Obi would be in jail by now. Dele Farotimi would have been assassinated.
Obi is not in jail because they fear the Obidients movement. Besides, the EFCC has nothing on him.


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Foreign Affairs › Re: France, Italy, Spain, Ireland & Netherland shoot Down Any Attempts To Annex Gaza by Uchesis: 5:01pm On Feb 06, 2025
If you don't support Tinubu, you be Igbo man



If you don't support Trump, you be muslim




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Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Withdraws US From The UN Human Rights Council, Halts Funding For UNRWA by Uchesis: 12:42am On Feb 05, 2025
Righteousness2:
Human right council where Iran who is chief in Violating its citizens is given head is Useless as the P in Psychology.

UNRWA = TERRORISTS And TERRORISM!

No sane leader will Fund TERRORISTS under any guise

President Trump! I Salute your Courage, Boldness and Tenacity!
You are on a Class of your own..

GOD BLESS YOU AND CONTINUE TO POWER YOU IN THIS MIGHT.
You just proved Majek Fashek was right when he said: religion na politics
Foreign Affairs › Re: Canada Bans U.S Alcohol, Cancels Trips & Boos US National Anthem (Photos) by Uchesis: 8:26am On Feb 04, 2025
Gadafii:
China and Russia watching from behind with a bottle of rum and pot of bear pepper soup 😂😂

Na Britain remain, e no go tey before Dem sef collect from trump ⚔️
You see that Britain eh, na small pepper dem be o.
I won't advice Trump to try bullying them.

Or else that Village idiot they called him will be child's play

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Foreign Affairs › Re: South African President Fires Back At Trump: 'stay Out Of Our Issues!' (Pix/Vid) by Uchesis: 9:51pm On Feb 03, 2025
Thunderfayamods:
Useless Trump but he wants to take over Greenland and Panama. Mentally deranged power drunk asshole!
I thought I was the only one who observed this

Trump wants to bully everyone. But there are 4 countries he can never bully

1. Russia
2. France
3. Britain
4. Germany

You can add China to the list (remember the US / China trade war in his 1st tenure)
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Orders Bombing Of ISIS Targets In Somalia by Uchesis: 7:55am On Feb 02, 2025
Righteousness2:
As Trump Deals with the Terrorists on that side
Netanyahu Delivers the ones on these side to their Virgins as seen below.



"The Flood of Al Aqsa” didn’t go that well for Hamas.

All of its leaders are now rotting in HELL …
Courtesy of the Children of ISRAEL
How can you be worshipping the God of Israel from Nigeria?


Its like worshipping someone in heaven from hellfire
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Politics › Re: Tinubu Will Win Second Term In 2027 — Joe Igbokwe by Uchesis: 7:42am On Feb 02, 2025
shivisee:
Noo ipobs aka obidenses will make pitobi the president! 2027 is the year for our lieing messiah!
You should be more worried about Sharia law coming to the South West than Obi becoming president

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Romance › Re: Pressure To Get Married by Uchesis: 9:07pm On Feb 01, 2025
WantsandMore:
That’s not it at all. Jesus is the son of God. You on the other hand is the son of man!
If Jesus is the son of God, then who is his mother?

Or did God mould him like Adam


Ladt time i checked, God doesn't even have a wife
Romance › Re: Pressure To Get Married by Uchesis: 8:45pm On Feb 01, 2025
WantsandMore:
That’s a stupid thing to say
Yea. Its stupid because i'm talking about Jesus abi?

But if its about someone else its not stupid.

No wonder they told you Jesus is a white man with long hair and blue eyes and you believed them.


Stop being a slave to the white man. Emancipate yourself today.
Romance › Re: BACHELOR QUOTES (STRICTLY FOR BACHELOR'S) by Uchesis: 3:23am On Feb 01, 2025
Benwallt:
Leave him. He is stranded on welfare and frustrated
He wished he could become a bachelor again grin
Romance › Re: BACHELOR QUOTES (STRICTLY FOR BACHELOR'S) by Uchesis: 3:22am On Feb 01, 2025
LIVINGICONREBOR:
E be like say you wan pick some of your teeth for ground abi?
Why are most married men so aggressive?

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Romance › Re: Pressure To Get Married by Uchesis: 3:20am On Feb 01, 2025
WantsandMore:
Are you dumb?
If I am dumb, then Christ is dumb too. because i am emulating Jesus


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Romance › Re: BACHELOR QUOTES (STRICTLY FOR BACHELOR'S) by Uchesis: 9:13pm On Jan 31, 2025
LIVINGICONREBOR:
It's just a matter of "time", you would outgrow all these shenanigans.🥱
Didn't you read where the OP said "strictly for bachelors only"?
Romance › Re: BACHELOR QUOTES (STRICTLY FOR BACHELOR'S) by Uchesis: 9:09pm On Jan 31, 2025
LoneSoldier:
"Bachelor's know more about women than married men, if they didn't they would have been married too"
Because bachelors know that marriage favours only women
Politics › Re: Emir Of Daura Visits Buhari After His Return From France (Pictures) by Uchesis: 9:01pm On Jan 31, 2025
Freetech:
Buhari has remain healthy and strong. He outlive the mannerless tribe wishing him death.

Almost every tribe in Nigeria are respectful, and relate with others with courtesy. The emir and Buhari reciprocating visit is just an evidence of this

Another trait you will find in Nigerian is patriotism, Obj and Buhari didn't succumb to the headless mob who are propagating fake news.

.... SadEast the only Nigerian tribe that lack the above, joining other tribe with them to form Nigeria is a great error- polluting and corrupting other tribec ethics.
Shut up...


Tribalistic mofo
Family › Re: 'Marriage Sweet Die' – Man Brags As Wife Serves Him Meal (Photos) by Uchesis: 8:53pm On Jan 31, 2025
WriterX:
This write up is confusing, I simply encouraged you to make a difference. In the end, what you believe masters you.

I came from an excellent home mind you it wasn't perfect, it wasn't the most beautiful, but there was real love, seven kids raised up by a father and a mother who stood through thick and thin. who held the sanity and sanctity of matrimonial bliss by surrounding themselves with God, habits and principles that kept there marriage together.

So if you say follow follow, I respect that, i choose to follow what is good. My dad did, my brothers did, my sisters are living it. I will live it. Peace and love IN MARRIAGE is possible. I have seen it, lived it, felt it. I told you this.

My father would say be careful of who you take an advice from, not every has had a good experience . I guess I know where you are coming from already. Sorry chap.

Whatever you are trying to get across to me? It falls flat, dead, dry and stagnant in the face of what real marriage stand falls. Sorry to say. You lost on this one. Chap. But hey you can keep laughing NOT THAT IT CURES IGNORANCE.
Oga you go like argument well well. No wonder you are married. grin

I don't like argument ok. You win.

Don't quote me again pls. I'm tired of typing
Romance › Re: Pressure To Get Married by Uchesis: 8:50pm On Jan 31, 2025
WantsandMore:
First of all, what is your own reason for not getting married?
The same reason Christ didn't get married grin
Romance › Re: Pressure To Get Married by Uchesis: 8:49pm On Jan 31, 2025
Did anybody ask Jesus Christ to get married when he was here?



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Celebrities › Re: Fake Osimhen, Fake Naira Marley, Odumeje, Jnr Pope, Seen Hanging Out Together by Uchesis: 7:12pm On Jan 31, 2025
MatrixReloaded:
Why not be like The GOAT
GOAT wey no get World Cup.

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