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Politics › Re: How DSS, CDS Oloyede foiled plot To Assassinate Tinubu, Others - Premium Times by Uchesis: 9:12pm On Jan 29
FxMasterz:
Why should we attack anyone? How many people did the coup plotters kill?

We have them rounded up and we're going to mete out necessary justice on them. So, why do you expect us to be shouting here and there on a coup that didn't succeed? How do you guys even reason?
"IT IS A NORTHERN COUP"

"IT IS A NORTHERN COUP"

"IT IS A NORTHERN COUP"

"IT IS A NORTHERN COUP"

"IT IS A NORTHERN COUP"

"IT IS A NORTHERN COUP"

"IT IS A NORTHERN COUP"

"IT IS A NORTHERN COUP"

"IT IS A NORTHERN COUP"

"IT IS A NORTHERN COUP"



I have done it for you since you lack the balls to say it.

Coward
Politics › Re: Division Follows Peter Obi Like A Shadow Everywhere He Goes - Reno Omokri by Uchesis: 5:18pm On Jan 29
stuffs2002:
See as truth dey pepper you for body
I hope you go for regular check up for your BP level. because Obi matter fit kill you ooo
Politics › Re: Division Follows Peter Obi Like A Shadow Everywhere He Goes - Reno Omokri by Uchesis: 11:49pm On Jan 28
stuffs2002:
List of political parties destroyed splitted by Peter Obi
1. APGA
2. PDP
3. LP
4. ADC

Peter Obi holds the record for the highest number of political parties destroyed by an individual
All your topics are about Obi.

You are suffering from Obilaria. Its a deadly disease. Go for treatment pls


cheesy
Politics › Re: Onanuga: Why Tinubu Lost Balance In Turkey by Uchesis: 6:23am On Jan 28
Lzkdy:
U think nothing happened after that fall? Just wait, after Turkey, you will see the old mofo shamelessly traveling to France for medicals
His bed has already been prepared since yesterday. Macron does not joke with his robots.


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Politics › Re: Onanuga: Why Tinubu Lost Balance In Turkey by Uchesis: 6:21am On Jan 28
Elzazzi:
I don’t know who is Tinubu stylists.grin grin
His data boys will tell you he looks daper


grin
Politics › Re: Onanuga: Why Tinubu Lost Balance In Turkey by Uchesis: 6:19am On Jan 28
BlocksNG:
Hahahahahahaha, is this a president or ojuju calabar?
Tinubu looks like that thing farmers use to scare birds away....


Scarecrow grin
Politics › Re: 35 Military Officers Including 33 Northerners Detained Over Alleged Coup Plot by Uchesis: 10:18pm On Jan 27
success1smyn:
You dey answer the weyrey
Cowards!!!

Call this one a Hausa coup if dem born you well.


I dare you
Politics › Re: 35 Military Officers Including 33 Northerners Detained Over Alleged Coup Plot by Uchesis: 10:02pm On Jan 27
chiagozien:
But why are yorubas not calling it Hausafulanis coup?
because if they do, Tinubu will lose the 2027 election before 12pm that day


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Politics › Re: Sowore Tenders Video Of Reno Omokri Calling Tinubu 'International Drug Baron' by Uchesis: 9:57pm On Jan 27
Putindbutt:
K.
I thought you would argue with him.

Are you sure you can do this propaganda job so?


Tinubu is not pay you 30k stipend for nothing oooo
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Hold Bilateral Talks With Turkish President, Tayyip Erdogan by Uchesis: 9:47pm On Jan 27
Tinubu must enter France before coming back to Nigeria because the battery don shift go one side after that great fall


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Politics › Re: President Tinubu Hold Bilateral Talks With Turkish President, Tayyip Erdogan by Uchesis: 9:45pm On Jan 27
Putindbutt:
You still trying to defend the indefensible even after watching the video of Gbajue tripping. Abi you don't have data to watch it, Lol. The problem with you people is that una no dey learn. Nature and karma will always come for you but hate and bitterness no go ever gree you learn.
Oga keep quiet there. Your Lord and Saviour fell down yakata like small pikin today. Simple.

Una go explain tire grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Hale, Hearty After Minor Stumble In Türkiye - Onanuga by Uchesis: 9:36pm On Jan 27
Na so the other time he fell, he said he was just "dobale-ing" for the event

Can you imagine that !
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Politics › Re: You Are The APC Leader In Kano: APC Gives Gov Yusuf Automatic Ticket For 2027 by Uchesis: 10:28pm On Jan 26
Lastmankc:
Then,what is going on in River State?
This is the time bomb in the APC that nobody is seeing now.

Instead of Tinubu to detonate this timing bomb, he is running away from the country.

2027 no far again oooo
Politics › Re: NELFUND Debunks Fake Reports On Student Loan Repayment by Uchesis: 10:17am On Jan 25
They will first deny it.....


Then later it will be true.


Remember the late COAS Taoreed Lagbaja?


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Politics › Re: ‘Tinubu Tackling Insecurity,’ Olubadan Says After Meeting President At Aso Villa by Uchesis: 3:22pm On Jan 24
simpleseyi:
Oba Senator ex-Governor Rashidi Ladoja. King pass King
You better find your way to aso villa and collect your own share of the money. No dey support person wey no send you oooo



cheesy
Politics › Re: ‘Tinubu Tackling Insecurity,’ Olubadan Says After Meeting President At Aso Villa by Uchesis: 3:18pm On Jan 24
beeblack:
Long live Olubadan

Long live President

Long live Nigeria

Some people will start insulting the Olubadan for visiting Tinubu
When will you visit your Lord and Saviour in the villa to collect your own agbado?

That should be your top priority this year

The 30k stipend you are getting on social media is not enough ooo


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Family › Re: Married But Lonely by Uchesis: 3:11pm On Jan 24
ayoncox:
Go register in a gym and also join an organisation into charitable activities it will sort out your issues
Or maybe he should get a little puppy dog. Man's best friend grin
Romance › Re: Man Stuck On A Married Woman In A Hotel... by Uchesis: 8:07pm On Jan 23
Cum4me:
then why dose it always happen to only married women. I've never come across any news about boyfriend and girlfriend being stuck with penis captivus. You might be lacking being the scene behind this oga.
If it happens to couples how will you know?


Do you know any couple that tell you how they fucck?

grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: We Want Greenland, Without The US You All Will Be Speaking German - Trump by Uchesis: 8:42pm On Jan 21
Juoflife1:
The way USA took credit for WW2 ehh. Thieves grin
They are very smart. They only agreed to join the war when Hitler was already on the run.

Now they are claiming the price grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Accuses Starmer Of Giving Away Chagos Islands In An Act Of Great Stupidity by Uchesis: 11:40am On Jan 20
RaptorX:
Trump will invade Greenland and there is nothing this spineless Europeans will do about it, he already planted the American flag on Truth social just a matter of time before US soldiers planted the flag physically, whatsoever a man soweth that shall he also reap according to biblical laws.

This Europeans are about to know how it feels to have your land stolen at gunpoint which they have done all around the world over the last 500 years. Karma is a bi...ch and this is just the beginning. The 10 soldiers Germany sent have all ran back to Germany not even spending 48 hours in Greenland lol bunch of wussies that Islamic terrorists have taken over their countries. And don't think I am supporting Trump and America, because Mystery Babylon aka America is also under judgement like the Europeans.
If Trump wants to invade your village, will you like it ?
Crime › Re: Lagos Issues Warning As Residents Scoop Fuel From Fallen Tanker by Uchesis: 10:10pm On Jan 19
If fuel was 100 naira per litre most people would not be there scooping fuel.


Tinubu you do this one
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Son, Jamil Answers Questions About Himself (video) by Uchesis: 10:04pm On Jan 19
Did they ask him if he has seen his mummy's video?


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Politics › Re: ‘I'm Still The Governor’, Fubara. Calls Impeachment letter "Love Letter." by Uchesis: 5:12pm On Jan 18
richiemcgold:
Fubara is no more lily-livered. He's got a big big backup from Abuja big boys. When you have heavyweights like Ribadu, Umahi and Hope behind you, na to just dey fire dey go!

But only one advice I have for you sir - - complete your term and go back to your house. E get why

Have you watched "Frankenstein"?

Wike is Victor and Fubara is the Monster that Victor created

The Monster will be the end of Victor.


Fubara will complete his 2nd term as governor.


Unless Tinubu doesn't win the 2027 elections
Foreign Affairs › Re: European Leaders React To Trump's Tariffs Over Greenland Dispute by Uchesis: 10:51am On Jan 18
ariesbull:
Europe are the weakest continent as of today.. you have seen what woke mentality has reduced them to laughing stock
You need to stop smoking that weed especially in the mornings grin


Just 3 countries from Europe can give America sleepless nights... Uk, France and Germany
Politics › Re: Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Abu Dhabi Trip by Uchesis: 10:29am On Jan 18
jmoore:
Which UAE? We all know he spent most of his time in France. That UAE trip was meant to deceive Nigerians.

What is Tinubu doing in france? Was his plancenta buried their?
He will visit France again at least four times before the year ends.

Absentee President.
Buhari's charger was in London

Tinubu's own is in France.

My only anger is that Seyi is older than Macron

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Politics › Re: Fubara: Court restrains Rivers Chief Judge From Accepting Impeachment Notice by Uchesis: 7:46pm On Jan 16
fergie001:
Abuja has told Wike to drop it.
The rest is left to him!

I have no dog in the fight.... Fubara doesn't pass off to me as someone with ballssss, so he is on his own!

Again, no Court is supposed to stop a legitimate and constitutional process as impeachment.
Typing this with tears in your eyes i guess


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Politics › Re: Taiwo Oyedele's Speech At 2026 Economic Outlook (Video) by Uchesis: 6:29am On Jan 16
creativejagaban:
We can't help your ignorance grin

Tinubu till 2031.
So Tinubu no fit do even 3rd term?

Abi no be him mate dey Cameroun as president for over 40yrs now

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Sports › Re: Nigeria's Loss To Morocco: How Would You Describe The Ghanian Referee? by Uchesis: 6:13am On Jan 15
DAD: Why did you fail your exams?

ME: The teacher is from Ghana.



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Travel › Re: Japa: Comparing US/UK Suicide Rates To Nigeria's by Uchesis: 6:50pm On Jan 13
QuinQ:
Maybe.
But if fear of hell doesn't stop Nigerians from scamming, corruption, and money rituals, you think it'll keep them from committing suicide if they come to that point
Well Nigerians believe that God is very merciful and so he will forgive them even after committing all those atrocities you mentioned.

But you need to be alive to ask for forgiveness na. because no repentance in the grave

You get it now ba?

grin
Travel › Re: Japa: Comparing US/UK Suicide Rates To Nigeria's by Uchesis: 5:44pm On Jan 12
CodeTemplarr:
The fear of hell caused it.
You just nailed it bro.

It is the religious belief that when one commits suicide, such a person is going straight to hellfire.

Also the "E go better" narrative sold to us from the day we were born.

Fela said it all when he sang the song "suffering and smiling"

grin
Romance › Re: Hungry, Broke Men Prefer Bigger Breasts, Scientists Discover by Uchesis: 8:46am On Jan 12
Lalami3232:
While others like us prefer virgins and not leftovers.
Continue to spread the good news jare

Boreholes everywhere


grin
Sports › Re: Algerian Players, Fans And Journalists Fight After Losing To Nigeria (Videos) by Uchesis: 11:51am On Jan 11
Cherrybae:
What has Islam got to do with this. Respect other people religion.

Even Christians fight after losing a match.

Eyimba of Aba fans and players have done it severally.

Enugu Rangers fans have also done same before.
But why did you use Enyimba and Enugu Rangers as examples?

Is it a crime for an Igbo man to contest for election in this country?

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