₦airaland Forum

yarimo:
Are you still relevant to your family and friends?

I can feel the pain emanating from your body.


Wike's downfall will be epic

So why is Dangote not selling his fuel @ N200?

Since he is now Father Christmas

Let's ask Mike Arnold if he agrees with Mr Mockery

Penguin2:
Then she’s Lebanese and not Igbo.

Have you seen any Lebanese bearing the name Chinwe?

yarimo:
They should be careful and also monitor her 24/7 before she claim ownership of that Court

In the words of Tinuubuu...



"I feel your painnnnnnnnnnn"

Trump called Buhari "a lifeless person"



I wonder what he will call Tiinubuu

That is, if they will ever meet oooo.

SlavaUkraini:
Jagaban is saying

"I have the babe of the late Biafran warlord at my beck and call..

I am the Jagaban of their Biafra"

If Tìnubû comes too close he may receive a hot slap.
Thats why he give her that space


If you think i'm lying, ask Obiano's wife

Now we know she has iPhone 17 pro max.



Mission accomplished

Putindbutt:
So the UN meeting Tinubu attended was not in the US?, did the US President not see him at the meeting?.
The stock exchange he attended, did FBI not aware he was in the US?.
I won't reply your insults, if I do, the bot will ban me, let me just leave you.

If Tiinubuu visit Trump at the White House, i will stop commenting on nairaland



Mark this day

Where is Reno Omokre?


Keyamo needs him now

Alex the arms dealer from Belarus left the chat group


Nobody should quote me ooo

muyico:
If they kill her, will that wake Ur son up?? Forgive her, and hands everything to God, to judge her

Make dem kill your son then free the killer.


Only then will you feel their pain

Putindbutt:
You mean this same Tinubu?. Ipob sef 😂

You no get sense.

I said he should walk past WHITE HOUSE.....


not Stock Exchange


Abi na night school you go?

Putindbutt:
Trump has become your own god. Tell your tingod to come to Nigeria.

We just want Teenubu to walk past the White House. He shouldn't enter inside ooo, just walk past.

I want to check something

I'll take the 50m. Pay a lady to have a baby or two for me. Since I can't marry again

Look for a lucrative business to run


Invest in my child's future.


Enjoy the rest of my life. Simple

PigTormentor:
The Agulu cult leader had his 3rd class certificate issued in a Saturday that's why he didn't tender it to INEC. It's probably fake.

Balabluu should present his CSU certificate first (the original one pls) as the number 1 citizen, then Obi will do the same

maasoap:
17 years old and less are sent to boarding schools as well. I don't know why you people like to complicate simple issues. These minor would still be under the guidance of some adults.
We're talking about your kids who are minors moving out of your house to live alone just because they're now making their own money. You don't need me to remind you many things that could easily go wrong for them.

Dey play.

You never see 17yr old guy that got married abi?

I kno someone who lwft his father's house at 15

maasoap:
It shouldn't even be encouraged. I mean, why would you want your daughter, a minor to stop being under your care, protection and guidance? Even your 17 years old son shouldn't be allowed to live alone

Ok. But at 17 your son can gain admission in a foreign university and go there to study eh? Abi you go follow him go there too?

badoh:
Omo igbo, go to Court and clear your name. If truly you forged your certificate, I'll not be disappointed in you cos anyway na way for that tribe, money na water gang. However, if the court clears you, then you have really done well and singled out yourself from that tribe that doesn't care about name but love committing atrocities like drug trafficking outside the country.

Kemi Adeosun a yorubba woman also forged her NYSC certificate but because of tribal bigotry your eyes were blind that time.

Now you can see clearly. Halleluya!!

AntiChristian:
Seems she's a Delta-Igbo! I will even prefer her to lead the coming election!

Let everyone see it clearly that some people are meant to lose!

So you think Ebilokan is ready to play that risky game?


Remember it was a resilient INEC woman that made Otti win that Abia election

yarimo:
Only losers and bitter ones will disagree with Mr president

And you that is sweet, how far with your life in this Agbadorian era?

The moment i started reading the write-up, i knew it can't be in Nigeria.

How many Nigerian girls have their own apartment at 17?

WesleyPepper:
Nah Yoruba Dey talk, nah osu Dey get headache
Very funny people
Are Nwosus also interested in the titles ?

Get ready to go back to one of the 'O' states that you originally came from

givedemwotowoto:
There is a specific group of chameleons loyal a nameless former heroin trafficker who are the culprits here. The other day it was Bini market women they wanted to dominate.

I like the way the Oba of Benin gave it to her wotowoto

Kaa4:
Don't be angry. BAT knows how to play the game very well.

But seriously, have we at any time had a Yoruba as INEC chair in this country? So he is not misplaced!

Have we at any time had a president and INEC chairman from the same tribe before?

success1smyn:
You are not brainy, if you are you will know that Tinubu's supporters actually want Jonathan, Obi, Atiku, etc to all be on the ballot so Tinubu can have an easy passage.

The North won't vote for Teenubu if Jonathan is on the ballot.

EyeCumInPeace:
Imagine we are privileged to have someone who drinks tea and Bournvita with Baba God, and Nigeria is suffering like this.

Adeboye drinks tea with God?


Omo see levels


If everyone can be like me eeh...all the pastors in Nigeria will go into farming

They will soon give them white jalamia to wear.



Repentant bandits !D

PatientofYabale:
Single man spotted.. I can feel your pain bro. It is not easy

Is it your single?

Abi a man cannot single in peace again in this country

Putinofrussia:
You should be worried that Igbo ladies are running away from Igbo guys.They are now swarming all over Yoruba guys like bees.

Yea, the same way Davido was swarming all over Chioma abi?

Our women are fair naturally. They don't rub bleaching cream like some Yelo-bar ladies

yarimo:
Jubilations and celebrations all over rivers state immediately after the announcement

Jubilations and celebrations inside your parlour immediately after the announcement