₦airaland Forum

addizzle:
if I hear.. how's dah possible

clinical vibrator

addizzle:
u wanna know how it happens bring ur sis to my brother den u will need nobody to tell u how :Pu wanna know how it happens bring ur sis to my brother den u will need nobody to tell u how

for ur info, women do impregnate their kinds these days.

my wife is pregnant too but nairalanders don't know. celeb life sha

ignis:
Never experienced such.
But I have been over payed by the ATM twice.

paid

shoyemiayodeji:
Bros....you never showed us the finished product

I don chop am finish

YorubaWoman:

would go well with egusi and poundo with cold palmwine

chai! u sabi better thing ooo especially that palm wine

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shoyemiayodeji:
Bro you no even allow me modify my post before you quote me.......smh

hahahaha! busted!

shoyemiayodeji:
J

J for Judas. u didn't allow me to finish posting before taking Ftc postion

This is a reptile caught in my location. surprisingly, it was being prepared as a pepper soup meat. PLS WHO KNOWS THE NAME OF THIS CREATURE? here are the pictures

sammily:
Please I want people to help me out here. I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 months last 2 week ago and we agreed to visit her home last Sunday. I have always dropped her off around the place but I have never entered the house because I wasn't yet ready to meet the parent because we were just dating then and I wasn't yet sure that she was the one for me. Meanwhile all these while, My girl was only referring to her mum so I subconsciously concluded that the father is late. So last Sunday, I got to their house at Agege pen Cinema and what I saw was very sad. I saw a man looking so haggard in the sitting room and I greeted him, He answered in a very low tone and welcomed me. My girls mum soon came out to the sitting room and also greeted me. We exchanged pleasantries before my girl came out to join us in the discuss. At a point my girls mum brought out money and asked the haggard man to go and buy fuel to power the generator for me so that Heat will not disturb me.

We discussed at length after the man left. To cut the long story short, After the meeting we fixed another date for the second meeting that I was supposed to attend with a family member. When I was about leaving, I gave them some money and some to the man and he fell on his knees thanking me as if he has never owned N1000 in his entire life. When my girl was seeing me off, I asked her who the man was and lo and behold, it was her father. I couldn't believe my ears. it was like a rude joke. it was unbelievable. She must has sensed my confusion before she started telling me stories of how the man maltreated her mum when he had money, how he married another wife who squandered all his money and left them in penury. She said he used to beat her mum and all sorts which I cannot write here.

Since that Sunday till now, I've had no peace of mind, I've been thinking and imagining how a right thinking woman and her daughter can comfortably relegate the man of the house to a mere houseboy. That Sunday, the man was wearing a torn knicker and a white singlet that I won't even use to clean my car. Even my wife to be hushed him down when he came back and wanted to keep the fuel change to himself. Something is wrong somewhere, a woman who could treat her husband like this no matter what he did in the past is scary. I have not even picked her calls since that Sunday evening. I am scared and I don't know what to do next.

u dated a lady for 8 months and u never cared to ask about her family? it is either u are seeking for attention or u have a problem yourself. bro, u are under a spell

journalism eh

from the comments here, I cry for Nigeria. south hates East, East hates South, west hates East and vice versa, west hates South and vice versa, North hates all and ..... Nawqao! God pls provide money for me so I can buy a house in Ghana and relocate

babyfaceafrica:
Lienus...this is not Nigeria!!!

did u hear "eke nwe oyia?" it means Big snake that owns a forest. I'm a Nigerian and......

hope4nigeria:
those today's pix are not soldiers, they are NMS Students, they r yet to undergo military training, just secondry sch girls in military sch. Op I lie.

honestly, u are a comedian

Chrisrare:
Marriage is just overrated, just tell her u've been transfered, simple. Some peeps go just dey sweat over nothing. If u get over this, dont lie to her again since ur serious about her.

u mean his NYSC cert was transfered too? help a brother

the moon has been exhausted from making bleaching cream. our ladies' complexion are becoming brighter than the moon itself.

#ladiesbringbackourmoon. - Ezekwesili

benedictac:
The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

This really got me laughing. lolz

kai, easy. u wan burst my belly

no moon no work -NLC

we will definitely sight the moon in 4 years to come - VP Osunbade

the moon has been technically sighted - Nigerian Army

midolian:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/07/47-yr-old-man-6-yr-old-girl-slept-contrary-claim-five-times/

The b-east-s are @ work again.

How can you f-east on a girl without br-east-s?

This man should @ l-east be castrated b4 anything else.

u thought u made sense? sorry! which Geopolitical zone is delta? anu mpama!

govt is working

TippyTop:
Broom waving demons everywhere, God help us.

what do u mean pls

CosmeticChemist:
Allahu Akbar.... Allahu Akbar...... Allahu Akbar

in b....... voice

NAVYdogg:
What a pity, FFK never saw this coming..... Fanichukwu Kayodogwu take heart.

hookee.... change of name ti take over

wait for the answer

Lekewatt:
olodious fellow. I guex u r mama Piss room mate. 4 ur mind nw u knw book o. Ur foreign there.

I don't understand u

niyot124:
I thought you were referring to the 'mp' he wore as a band.

Nd I believe it 'soldier' not 'shoulder'

I am sure u didn't understand what I wrote. I wrote that "Nigerian soldiers don't wear rank on the shoulder". the officer is wearing 2 stars on his shoulder while Nigerian soldiers wear theirs on the chest.

Lekewatt:
between me n u, na who come be d OLODO? See as u confidently write trash. OLODIOUS fellow.

honestly, u are the olodo. just help urself and ask questions, then come back and thank me later

Lekewatt:
ur foreign.

no but u. but I'm sorry to say u r Olodo

niyot124:
I have seen nigerian soldier wear that 'mp' military police band too. 'Mp' is not a rank but more like a law enforcement agency within the military . Served in the barracks.

hahahaha! I wonder how people will feel disappointed seeing ur post. guess u don't know what a shoulder is?