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CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Celebrates His 'Wifey' Stefflon Don For Ranking 3rd Best Seller by uckennety(m): 3:25pm On Mar 16, 2019
Satan66:
Burna boy is a disgrace, how can your GF achieve more than you undecided
A woman should be under a man in a ways apart from looks and sex.
Simply disgraceful even for an afonja
What's this ediot above me saying?n
RomanceRe: Lady Gets Married After Dumping A Man Who Sponsored Her And Siblings To School by uckennety(m): 9:32am On Mar 15, 2019
OkaNaUbe:
Bf/Gf relationship is risky . Anything can happen.

But the man mumu sha.
Even in marriage too!

A man will come back to Nigeria and then marry a girl! Take the girl to U.S register her in nursing school!

After much much she will divorce him


In fact lemme not talk


Men are in trouble
RomanceRe: . by uckennety(m): 12:03am On Mar 15, 2019
SaucyBenks:
There is this extremely beautiful sweet looking girl in my department, oh my oh my! She is as beautiful as a goddess, she's so so fresh n fleshy in a goddess kinda way, I vowed she must be mine at first sight.

I spoke to her first time but she didn't take it well, I kept trying till we started talking. We started spending time together even after lecture hours, she look at me someway that I could even melt if I was ice, I honestly avoid her gaze infact because it's too charming... While we were talking, I opened up to her about dating her n not minding marrying her cos I've never seen her misbehave or show some sort of indecency in school, I never knew it was a big mistake tho.

She continued to prove hard to get tho but I've kissed her on one occasion while we're in an empty class alone, (she asked me what was that for n I said I just couldn't help it). So today, we happened to be in the same class after lectures n I was telling her about some status she uploaded on WhatsApp with a very poor background that happened to be her home (I guess), I told her such places don't fit her kind of uniqueness, I asked her if that's where she lives but her answer wasn't direct n was shady, I told her jokingly that "if we get married, I don't think I'll let her spend a day there" then she told me the shocker....

She said I shouldn't judge people based on their outter beauty, she said as beautiful as she is, that I do not know what she's capable of or what she does, then she said she's gonna make enough money to leave that place and take her parents alongside (indirectly telling me that her parents live there too). We talked more about other stuff that landed us in things we can do for money then I asked her if she can sleep with a mad man for money, then she said it depends on how much the proposer is willing to pay and it will be done... That was when I knew what I was into..


Well currently, I'm bargaining sex with her n she fit come this Saturday at 20k for full shot... (This was someone I believed I found a wife in)...


Inside Life cry
Welcome to the world today


Hookup reigns

Stop wasting time on relationships
Cuz it still ends in disappointment and heartbreaks
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo To Makinde: Don’t Pocket Oyo State Govt. by uckennety(m): 11:41pm On Mar 14, 2019
schoolboij:
Now you are hallucinating. Go to bed dumbass.
Yes sir
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo To Makinde: Don’t Pocket Oyo State Govt. by uckennety(m): 11:39pm On Mar 14, 2019
schoolboij:
You are not even fit to procreate. Your ignorance must not be allowed to proliferate.
☺ smiles

What am I doing?

Hahahahahahahaha

What am I expecting?

How do I hope you will think?


Well it's my fault!

Just as your name is school -boy your indeed a school boy
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo To Makinde: Don’t Pocket Oyo State Govt. by uckennety(m): 11:33pm On Mar 14, 2019
schoolboij:
How old are you to start with?
Old enough to be your dad
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo To Makinde: Don’t Pocket Oyo State Govt. by uckennety(m): 11:26pm On Mar 14, 2019
schoolboij:
How did Makinde win if people's votes do not count?
Please elaborate how your Buhari retend the presidential seat
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo To Makinde: Don’t Pocket Oyo State Govt. by uckennety(m): 11:19pm On Mar 14, 2019
Femich18:
He too know that he must work.
I love Nigerians now, our people are getting wiser day by day.
If he fail to perform he and others will be voted out no matter the millions they spend.

But something within me is saying he will perform and the state will move in the right direction unlike " constituted Authority" tenure
Talking as if people's votes counts


After military n thugs will snatch ballot boxes


Inec will do as the please


Abeg
TravelRe: Living In Taiwan And Also Thinking Asia! by uckennety(m): 6:13am On Mar 11, 2019
REDDEVILS1:
Good boss. I will love to come to Taiwan for business. I deal on car parts. Please I want to know what's involved and how to go about it
Did u later succeed?
InvestmentRe: I Got Arrested When Policemen Saw Bitcoin Trading On My Phone by uckennety(m): 11:38am On Mar 08, 2019
Laredojohn:
Firstly is it legal for the police to search ones phonehuh This question has been asked many times and the answer is no, but I don't know why these people keep searching people's phones.. Anyways enlighten them next time
Bro it's not legal!

Your phone is your privacy

Just as police can't just come and search your house with a search warrant
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Inauguration Of The Unmanned Aerial Vehicle In Kaduna (Photos) by uckennety(m): 10:59am On Mar 08, 2019
JamaicanLove:
smiley


Let me drop my c.v here.


I'm a young girl of 26 wink


An engineer by profession.


A great cook


Very jovial


A great lover, easily irritated


An efik


With a sexy brown melanin complexion


A natural beauty.


Hate wearing makeup

A great singer too.


Can you imagine, with all these excellent criteria, I am still fúcking single

Someone should come and bail me out. Abeg


I don't have a criteria too, but please don't be shorter than 5,8


Been a celibate for a year plus now.

See eh, just accept my proposal and I'll love you forever


Singing out.
Am interested
TravelRe: Peace Mass Transit Accident: Man Shares His Testimony After Escaping Death by uckennety(m): 2:24pm On Mar 07, 2019
Lekan1o1:
Sup bro I need to talk to you
Dm me
EducationRe: What Were You Taught In School That You Later Learned Was Completely Untrue? by uckennety(m): 6:33pm On Mar 06, 2019
Nurrex:
Don't doubt his existence, just draw closer to him, don't fail the worldly tests by doing against what he want. I wish you the best
Bro I gbadu toto
HealthRe: Please Look At My Balls And Tell Me What Kind Of Infection It Is..please by uckennety(m): 4:44pm On Mar 06, 2019
Please drink Fulcin to kill it inside
EducationRe: What Were You Taught In School That You Later Learned Was Completely Untrue? by uckennety(m): 2:40pm On Mar 06, 2019
Nurrex:
nice one bro, hardwork pays. Not everyone must work for the Government. Just cling to hope, have faith in God and be very prayerful. Hope you are not an Atheist.
Things in my life v made me doubt if there is God


But u know there is God

He will answer me
EducationRe: What Were You Taught In School That You Later Learned Was Completely Untrue? by uckennety(m): 2:29pm On Mar 06, 2019
Nurrex:
LOL, anger kee you there. So, what are doing for living?
Am a farmer, a trader
EducationRe: What Were You Taught In School That You Later Learned Was Completely Untrue? by uckennety(m): 11:25am On Mar 06, 2019
Nurrex:
I have a lot of friends that graduated with 1st class and second class upper that are working in various petroleum industries, other 1st class agro industries and pharmaceutical industries. I didn't say 3rd class graduate don't get job, I said most of them don't.
The friend of yours with masters might be expecting job of 200k/month that's what most master degree older expects, he must have Gotten a 50-80k job but he declined. I'm sure if he can really claim his results, he will be doing well abroad. Whereas he got a job before going for his masters, a job that provided traveling fee, feeding and rentallowance abroad, visa etc.
As for you and your little bro, which course did you guys studied, hope it isn't special/Adult education. As far I'm concerned, though the system isn't very okay, just like most developed countries but a better results guarantees a good grades. Though some people are very lucky, while others are not
I don't need to reply you cuz it obvious you don't know what about people's plight in this country!


How did I know this?

When you wrote this

Whereas he got a job before going for his masters, a job that provided traveling fee, feeding and rentallowance abroad, visa etc.

Please bye before I transfer my anger to you
EducationRe: What Were You Taught In School That You Later Learned Was Completely Untrue? by uckennety(m): 8:36am On Mar 06, 2019
Nurrex:
you know second class lower is too low to secure a job. While there are many more intelligent people that you, that studied the same course, pass through the same stress and graduated with first class and second class upper, as I said earlier most people shouting online are those with 3rd class or pass degree, and some 2nd class lower graduate. You are not blaming yourself for not putting enough effort while in school in order to graduate with better results like they do you are blaming the government for not giving you a job. now you want to get a jobs that more brilliant people than you are getting. Whereas you might have studied a less lucrative job, like botany, zoology et al
So 2nd class lower is low in your standard!


You make me laugh!


Anyway I v a friend with 3rd class working in shell

Another friend has a 2.1 even has masters from a Norwegian university no job! He has forced to leave naija

My Lil brother has 2.1 no job till now


Abeg just accept the system is a failure!

P. S don't say this outside make you no chop slap


2.2 low and 3rd class is lower


Abeg am out
EducationRe: What Were You Taught In School That You Later Learned Was Completely Untrue? by uckennety(m):
Nurrex:
That's y I said "most" Let me say 75% of those who graduated with first class or second class upper have a good/well paying job and are living above the normal standard of living. While just 25% of non educated people/Dullards with bad results are living a good live, with well a paying occupation. So, educated people have more advantage of making it in live than illiterates

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