₦airaland Forum

wittyt98:

ogede, the demons that will torment you for using that pix is still doing push up for hell fire gate

rdouc:
Thanks, but you shouldn't have added the insult..you won't understand

ode is not an insult, it simply means: you know the truth but dont want to accept it

synonyms of ode are: mumu, otondo, ogede, etc

receive some sense in the name of Habakuk

eeh ode, its not love, its infatuation go see you pastor for deliverance

come bebe, i am somborri husband ooo and i want to be stoled or is it stealed, no i think it is stolded. please come and rescue me bebe please

wetin i do again, so i no fit go visit my ausa friend again? nawaooooo

Welcome to abia state. Discliamier! : just ensure u are not been posted to isiala-ngwa as ur PPA els, ur skin will be used as kpomo or ganda

Baba419:
Was it motor accident?

NO! It was train accident; MUMU

Are u talking of worldly Men or Biblical Men Mr. Man?

Big lie!!!! This was not done by obiano but by P. Obi. Oloshi jatijati

BiitchAmMe: Unilag no dey dere na

MU*MU

Wonderful shall never end in dat glass house!

Hummmm! Wonderful shall never end!!

jomile: Aaaawwwww...nd I tot I would be his wife

only if wishes were horses dearie

If d PDP can take away ekiti from APC, WOT MAKES IT HARD FOR DEM TO TAKE AWAY RIVERS STATE FROM you?

[color=#006600][u r frightend u could be next to be booted out abi? U aint seen anytin yet!!]

penny01502: Eyeama na bad niga, d day wer dis budy got married him carry police nd army full uyo, IBB way, Niskak Edauk nd Udo Udoma avenue was no go area. Boys no reach wer food dey talkless of to chop. It was so annoying!

he invite u!! Longa throat!

Yesssss am back!!! Nairaland is back!!!!

And hw is dat soppoz to change the situation in PDP?

Why would the north develop? Is it when they use the small allocation given to them to build mosques or maddressas in every corner of thier livingroom? To a sane person, what does that mean?

If u lyk make u no go develop ur village make e luk lyk accra abi na arcca dem dey even call am. Just stay dey dey lie to us, u tink sey we b pikin?

Justine sacco ~ just sacked

Doko
Apo
Munya

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itotally agree with NO 28

The most romantic tin i'v eva heard was: ''myluv, pls let get married, i would sponsor my dowery and all xpensis dat the wedding wud cost'' i was lyk, wow!! I don get free scholership to marital bliz!!

If u dont have money to take care of ur self and possibly ur child(ren) , den u shud be very afraid of getting married.

Fashola and his cohorts want to use these rams 4 sercrifice. End dey say shall never wonder!

Eeehen! And so!! Does that put food on my table? Mtsheewww!

crown777: Jonathan met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria."

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"

David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes, your majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered, "that would be me."

"Yes, very good," said the Queen.

Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo.

JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?

SAMBO: "I'm not sure, let me get back to you."

He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo asked, Dora,

SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"

Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!" Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"

Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan.

Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Dora Akunyili!

Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by Dummies! The answer is David Cameron!"

WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?


I rest my case..

LWKMD!!!!! I like dis. Infact evrybody 4 naija be big dummy xcluding me.

The most commonest 1 i do use is 'baby my parents wants me to marry from my side (tribe) dats if she's not my tribal girl. Besides i dont date my tribal girl. Lol

Non of dat bro, d only tin i knw wud happen wud be God coming down to declare nigeria a state of sodom nd gomorah

Repent Jesus is coming 2moro