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Incognito403:
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Shattap!!!
A desperate attempt to conceal the evils of the demonic ipod group.

Get the facts right, it is not any roumor you react to.

tamdun:
Go and put your house in order Mr ffk

Even if he can't put his house in order, that doesn't me he isn't saying the truth. Stop this life of mediocrity.

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12374210/overweight-china-man-stomach-stuck-well/

Pagampogo

its not only in nollywood but also in government palastetals (federal, state and local), private organizations even in higher institutions of learning


so please tell me something different


i scratch your back, you scratch mine is the order of the day



this is Nigeria

if you dont pay to get what you want with money, you pay being a prostitute or a homosexual

very funny................... NO 3 comes to mind

HEEEDIOOOT

transmission and transmitted to the underground water


funny though

this is nigeria where strange happenings are no longer abnormal but normal occurrences

dammy13:
I met a young lady on Twitter about seven months ago. An issue was trending on twitter back then and we had opposing opinions, we kept attacking each other to the point that she insulted me and called me a novice.

I finally entered her DM with the aim of advising her…but she was waiting with an apology which I accepted and we became pals.

After thirty days of chatting non stop we decided to meet! She lives in Port Harcourt while I’m based in Lagos, she arranged my flight, booked my hotel, without asking for money. She told me to give her when we see. I was touched.

So I met Dara, 29, she is not drop dead gorgeous, not beautiful by the standard of many but the most unusually beautiful girl I have seen. Chatty, funny and charming.

She took me to the hotel and long story short, we had sex. She didn’t spend the night with me but returned the next day to see me.

I returned to Lagos with nothing in my heart but the accomplishment of ‘catching’ another girl. I told my friends everything about her, and they laughed at how easily I laid her.

I stopped chatting with her, avoided her calls for two weeks until I realized I was hooked, not infatuation, not the sex, I was in love. I talked to my friends and they thought I was a fool. They called her ‘cheap’ ‘slut’ and all that, they said she’d sleep with everyone like that.

The thing is I don’t think Dara is like that, I think I seduced her and gave her no room to really resist. I called her and apologized for being MIA. We’ve been good since then, but my greatest regret is talking to my friends about her.

They don’t treat her well, they are convinced she is bad. “No one marries the girl they slept with on the first date” they keep telling me.

I love her, I want to marry her, she has given me no cause to worry… I want to believe my friends are wrong on this! Is there a guy here who married a lady he slept with on the first date? Am I safe? I haven’t proposed but I know I want to marry her…

https://goldmyne.tv/featured/matters-heart-sex-first-time-make-bad/

YOU ARE CHEAP AND A MAN HOE FOR ALLOWING HER SLEEP WITH YOU

MALE OLOSHO

YOU ARE NOT WORTH HER MARRYING YOU


WHY DONT YOU THINK IT THE OTHER WAY ROUND

WE ARE ALL EQUAL IN THE EYES OF GOD

Sarkin:
Satan's own party.

and you think what you just said will stop PDP from winning more states in the next general election?

sometimes i wonder why u let your myopic view also affects the thinking of your fragile brain

yea, the man with integrity and promise


later now one stu..pid president and his goons will use the EFCC to accuse him of stealing or the Police for armed robbery sponsoring


yeye dey smell for one party calld ape pee shi..t

nowadays, what is the school like?

its a place where almajiri and religious fanatics are being reared like fingerlins

good radiance

start garri business

buy garri in bags in places that it is produced cheap and sell in big cities that sell very expensive

thank me letter

trust no one, not even ur self - tot4food

hmmmmmm, am luving dis

this is a period of transmission

where the masses will transmission their votes


and create a transmitted government

that will not be transmitting useless rancor amongts themselves


but will be transmitted out of the polity all of them; dog and baboons


useless police IG and SENATE PRESIDENT nigeria has ever gotten

WHAT!!!!











IN THIS FASTING PERIOD







OP WHY NA?





YOU HAVE SPOILT MY FAST

SeyeMan:
*"I will not fool my people with seasonal comic display in the name of election."*
*- Dr. Kayode Fayemi*

QUESTION: You were accused of running an elitist government. How will you react to this?

ANSWER: That is not correct. I made bold to say that we ran the best grassroots government in the history of Ekiti state. Till today, no administration has been able to match our record in terms of grassroots participation in governance. Some people just gave dog a bad name just to hang it. Elitist government is a terminology, which have been bastardized by those who do so for reasons best known to them. No government can be more grassroot driven than the government we ran in Ekiti.

For the first time in Nigeria's history, a governor does not do budget until he has visited communities and I did that always before preparing my budgets. So, it was not by accident that there were over 1200 projects spread across various communities in Ekiti when I was leaving. These were specific requests made in town halls and village meetings held in those communities. What could be more grassroots based than that? I don't make budget by sitting in Ado Ekiti. I go to various communities, in spite of the fact that I have a plan, I have an agenda, everybody knows the agenda, it's something the people can recite and they recite it all the time. The eight-point agenda, the road map to Ekiti recovery. It was like a mantra.

I didn't just stand on my agenda, I also visited communities and discussed objectively with them; what are your priorities for next year? What would you like me to do? There is hardly a single community that you can get to today that you would not find five, six or more projects determined by the people not imposed on them by the government. When some people talk about grassroots they are talking about somebody eating roasted corn on the street, drinking by the roadside or hi-fiving an okada rider. That is bastardization of governance, which is not grassroots politics.

Grassroots politics in my view means affecting the lives of people at the grassroots in a fundamental way and improving their lot. The 25,000 elderly people that were collecting #5,000 every month in an institutionalized manner live in the grassroots, they don't live in the air. The youth in the volunteer corps, the ones in the peace corps and youth in commercial agriculture, they are not urban based, they are mostly in the grassroots.

I ask people, how many times did people see Chief Obafemi Awolowo eating boli or corn on the road just to demonstrate that he was a grassroots man. I am proud to follow in that footstep. I actually have no regret if that is what it means to be elitist because the policies that we implemented affected people in the rural areas more than people in the urban areas positively. If I am tagged as elitist, it is not because I didn't deliver on my mandate by touching the lives of people at the grassroots but because I didn't eat corn on the street, drink by the roadside and hi-five people on Okada, I consider that a misplaced judgment. People should be judged by what they did or can do with their mandate.

I, John Kayode Fayemi will not fool my people with seasonal comic display in the name of election. How does the corn you eat on the street, the food you eat by the roadside or the Okada you ride to campaign change the live of the people? I will consider my government elitist if it can be proven that we focus our developmental projects and programs in the cities alone. On the contrary, we made sure that infrastructural projects and social welfare spread across all towns and villages in Ekiti. These are verifiable facts.

bros who did this to you?

DOs: make sure you go out with plenty money
DONTs: frolicking: remove every idea of it from your freaking brain

have money



have enough money



have more than enough money


have more than what is enough of money



then you can pick up any girl of your choice on Allen avenue or yaba left

buhariguy:
Haha haha haha haha,

The lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra senators shouldn't be amused yet, because the weeping that will soon take place is unimaginable,

And the lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra will be gnashing their teeth in weeping for the lazy idiotic pigs of senators

They will be calling buhari all sort of names.

Buhari is a tyrant, buhari is a witch,
Witching all the corrupt PDP, npdp and all opposing voices

Just watch the drama as from tomorrow

you are a scaliwag bro. and please you dont have to show the world you are dirty and unhygienic even to your brain

buhariguy:
Haha haha haha haha,

The lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra senators shouldn't be amused yet, because the weeping that will soon take place is unimaginable,

And the lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra will be gnashing their teeth in weeping for the lazy idiotic pigs of senators

They will be calling buhari all sort of names.

Buhari is a tyrant, buhari is a witch,
Witching all the corrupt PDP, npdp and all opposing voices

Just watch the drama as from tomorrow

you are a scaliwag bro. and please you dont have to show the world you are dirty and unhygienic even to your brain

how i wish it can be represented come twentynineteen

dog is a friend of man, that i understand; but those people up north are not friends of man, they are wild animals like the porcupine that deserves to eat from the ground.







burahi as a president is a confirmed porcupine

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which religion does that?


islam does that

when you first meet her; toast her with dis words:

"You're just the kind of girl I have been looking for ever since I left college."

"I would love to know you better. let me take you out on a date sometime. how about ........................... fix a date and venue


when on the date lunch or dinner in an exquisite joint say: do you have a boyfriend or in any serious relationship?

the babe will now ask you; why do you ask?
then you say:
I just wanted to make certain you belong to someone. If you don't, I'll try and capture you for myself."

if she tells you there is some one (of which they always do)
reply with: "All the nice ones do."

the moral of this scope:
you have given her something to think about, she might give you a chance if you play the game well of being serous minded and interested in her

note: it takes time, patience, money and dedication to win her. EOD.

HARDLUCK BRO


disclaimer: anyone who quotes me, does that at his or her own mental risk

babe, can u pls show me wia u kept it?

7. Enjoy women; they are given to men to enjoy, but don't let them control you. It is quite fatal. I found it necessary to give up the pleasures of women years ago. They have a dangerous way of sapping one's will power, diverting one's aim in life and causing trouble."










the person below me will mention the 6th

if she get pregnant, you go say she wan trap u because una neva marry............


now she no wan get pregnant, u still dey say na trap bfor una marry........


ok wetin u want make d babe do nah?

abeg carry dis AGC problem commot from my front jooor


useless god of men