₦airaland Forum

OtuologyProf:
So this is a true life story about by internship days. Because I was that obedient dude, she go dey send me message like small pikin while my colleagues have all the time to themselves.
I was like, na me send you make you leave your family abroad come here come occupy MD position?

I was this close to losing it, until I started coming to work with my popsi mob. Her annoying attitude come stop.
So she begged me to come over when I updated my cooking skills online. Na from cook, to fk... I nak her so hard. I was remembering the humiliation, the moments she will shout to that obedient zombie.

I dey nak her, e dey show. I dey nak, e dey show.
e dey play , e really show

HandsomeHITLER:
This is one of my worst nightmares whenever I'm driving beside these trucks... Imagination dey kill me.

Nice2023:
Sorry,I don too yab u. Like my mama dey yab my usless papa

But sincerely, i will go and build my life so that life can be good for me ok.


Marriage isn't for weak men like me.

Nice2023:
U are still borrowing money to survive.

I don't mean that u can't be rich tomorrow but I am saying,that my yeye life needs to be rebuilt before i use frustration take kill myself in marriage.
Even my Mama is useless

Contract marriage castrated my father's penis there.

Nice2023:
Sorry,I don too yab u.

But sincerely,go and build ur life so that life can be good for u ok.


Marriage isn't for weak men like u.

helinues:
Funnily, that earlier message wasn't directly for you but for NL's who sabi. You kuku dey alive when it was $23k around July when I advised people to stock, today it's $37k, we dey smile for here still hoping it reaches the $50k forecast by January.

How can you wey never chop know about investing on ecurrency. Would person wey dey do well in life embark in trolling othwrs for years just because they don't support what you support politically.

Imagine calling ecurrency stocking useless.

Chai, you have enshrined yourself in a deep penury.

Frustrations is what we have been reading from you for a while now

Sylva2147:
That's the best thing so far but in Nigeria no lady will agree because they just want to suffocate you till you got stroke down in the name of " what will people say?"

Wisereborn:
How I wish Tinubu was the Hamas, so that Israel can take over Nigeria

Jeon:
No, a Nigerian girl have nothing to offer remember?.

And why are you bothering? Men have no biological clock and can be a father @anytime.

Nice2023:

Poor soul talking about marriage.

Don't go and rebuild your damage life. Be looking for whom u will destroy her life.

Poor man.

Kobojunkie:
no be you create thread?

Skyview01:
Op, this is an interesting proposition. What is in it for the lady. What does she get out of this arrangement.

Mindlog:
What can you say here on Nairaland that would be scandalous?

Vision101:
Contract marriage in Nigeria? See selfishness... you will marry her for fixed number of years. She'll bear the pains of child bearing and do wifey things for you. You alone will take the children. At the expiration of the contract she will pack her things and leave. No child, no husband, no home. You would have sandpapered everything in her whatever

You will then have another contract marriage. This time no child bearing. Only wifey things.

Na only you get sense. Even though some of you underrate women, they are not as stupid as this. Have some respect for them.

socialmediaman:
Yes because you want to attract a lady, right? Abi you want people to read and pass?

Kobojunkie:
You can start by outlining the potential benefits to be gained by any woman who enters this union with your person and also include information on what the lady is to expect in the case that you both decide it is best to part ways after maybe a couple of years.

Nice2023:

U wey still dey borrow money for MTN want a contract marriage...ur head needs to be well connected before opening ur mouth.

Contract marriage finish u there.

socialmediaman:
There’s something missing from your ad, what’s in it for her?

It seems you want children, you want their mother to take care of them, then you also want an exclusive relationship with their mother.

In essence, she provides your needs, as well as those of your children. She’s like a surrogate mother, but exclusively dedicated to you and her biological children

So what’s in it for her for her? Certainly not just an uncertain future of whether you both will remain married or not.

iamtardey:
Does it make sense to you?

Jeon:
Lolz.
Just get a baby mama, cuz all you are purchasing for is kid[s] alone.