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RomanceRe: Who Else Has Noticed This Among Girls Below 20 ?. by udede(m):
One of the greatest shock of my life was the day two girls , 15 and 18 years olds asked me if I could fvck them till day break with out giving excuses. They wanted to go home with me after a show I attended,
Me ,a man that is more than twice there age. Actually they work as a part time dancer for DJs and me, i work in the entertainment industry.
Serious fear catch me . I took them home but could not bring myself to touch any of them. Meanwhile they were ready and expecting 3some, i just let them drink and eat to get their rotten minds off me. They drank, ate twerked for me got very drunk on whiskey got almost naked and many other naughty things like shamelessly playing with their bodies to get me aroused. Hmmm , i simply pretended to be more drunk than them oo.
RomanceRe: Who Else Has Noticed This Among Girls Below 20 ?. by udede(m): 7:23pm On Nov 24, 2023
Zxcvbnmghtr:
grin Op should go to the main core of the matter. 95% of Nigerian men suffer from acute erectile dysfunction. Every corner in Nigeria, someone is selling sex enhancing drugs because it is in a very, very, very high demand by Nigerian men. grin
erectile dysfunction in men started under buhari and increased under Tinubu, las las it was brought by APC.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Is Not A Liar! Barrack Obama’s Wife Sparks Reactions To Obi’s Controve by udede(m): 7:09pm On Nov 24, 2023
Burob:
Gringory Obi na nuisance stupid hypocrite, when he was Governor of Anambra State, his wife was using her own money to feed Government House?

All this nonsense talk to cause distraction, we are still waiting for the audited report for his failed presidential bid, so we can see how much was used for feeding, & payment of private jet travel.
This one maybe mistaking itself for human being
FamilyRe: Contract Marriage, Who Is Interested ? by udede(op): 7:05pm On Nov 24, 2023
Klass99:
@ Udede, how is this matter going? Are the prospects looking good or bad?
Sreening on-going
CelebritiesRe: 2pac Has Yoruba Ancestry And His Mother's Name Afeni Shakur Is Purely Yoruba by udede(m): 3:16pm On Nov 22, 2023
Afeni doesn't mean Afenifere ooo
RomanceRe: I Think I Have A Big Problem by udede(m): 3:30pm On Nov 20, 2023
The name of your problem is OPP.
Other people's property.
PoliticsRe: T hisGlobe.com: by udede(m): 3:17pm On Nov 20, 2023
Ola9ja23:
Igbo 😄🤣😀😀🤣

Can't you people rest small ?

Wailing early in d morning
what in this world convinced you that the OP is an igbo.
Maybe you are new on nairaland. Mischief makers can post anything. Its called cruise.
PoliticsRe: Poverty Unacceptable Under My Leadership – Tinubu by udede(m): 8:03am On Nov 17, 2023
Tinubu go explain taya
EducationRe: "The Goat Died Inside The Water". Rewrite The Sentence Beginning With Water. by udede(m): 8:02am On Nov 17, 2023
Wetin Tinubu go cause for this country einh ? So na Inversion una they try for uninvertable statement abi. Trust me when i say job nodey this country
AutosRe: Brand New 2022 Toyota Prado For Sale In Abuja by udede(m): 7:06am On Nov 17, 2023
Are you guys sure that it's not the recently procured cars for House members and Senates that is going to black market so ? Any thing is possible here ooo
CrimeRe: Viral Video Of Elephants Breaking In To A Hospital (video) by udede(m): 7:00am On Nov 17, 2023
Nobi juju be that ?
CrimeRe: My Lawyer Best Friend Is A Suspected Killer by udede(m): 6:57am On Nov 17, 2023
If you are sure they kill people and you didn't tip off the security like police, then, you are are guilty as them before God
SportsRe: Alake Inaugurates 1,500-capacity Ekiti Stadium by udede(m): 6:48am On Nov 17, 2023
1,500 capacity and you call it stardium abi. It is called play ground,
That doesn't mean that i don't commend him. Kudos to him. I'm just not comfortable with the nomenclature
Foreign AffairsRe: . by udede(op): 6:36am On Nov 17, 2023
ycat:
I hear your emotional tears, but Airpeace has nothing to do with Nigeria, it's a private business. Airpeace no concern our president, if Saudi Arabia likes make it set the plane on fire sef, we no kuku dey use am. I beg make we hear word jare! And you people should not bring a fake response here to tickle yourselves and say "president Tinubu or someone said" president Tinubu will not address a frivolous issue as this one, he's not a board member of Airpeace.
Your illiteracy and blindness is legendary. Air peace is still entering Saudi Arabia every week. Your confused mind doesn't tell you that it was the visers of innocent Nigerian that was cancelled and not the licence of Air peace. Countinue fooling your self as Air peace is making their money . Nigeria has lost respect because of the kind of leadership it has and nothing else.
CelebritiesRe: Video Of Mr. Ibu After Amputation by udede(m): 12:14am On Nov 17, 2023
Zonefree:
Which feet again? undecided
Bros , why the vawulenc naa grin
Foreign AffairsRe: . by udede(op): 8:29pm On Nov 16, 2023
Floky215:
You have a criminal and a drug pusher an offence punishable by beheading in Saudi Arabia as a president and you want them to respect you...!!

So you have the word respect in your dictionary and still support the drug lord to rig himself in...!!

What kind of dementia is that?
i did not vote for Tinubu and I never wanted him but that is imaterial because we are stuck with him. All we can do for now is give him every support we can and tolerate him for as long as possible until God intervanes. This is our country and unfortunately there is no other one. Biafra has not come. Oduduwa never get head. Arewa kwantili nko, it didn't dey. Even ndi Ikwerre na ndi ekwero node see their period again.

Na only Nigeria we have now and na Tinubu be the president.
Foreign AffairsRe: China Deploys 6 Warships To Middle East Over Fears Israel Crisis Could Spark WW3 by udede(m): 8:04pm On Nov 16, 2023
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Awesome.
e no awesome anything
Foreign Affairs. by udede(op):
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RomanceRe: Lightskin Women Or Dakskin Women? by udede(m): 7:07pm On Nov 16, 2023
MrCork:
Son.this topic is not for u..u don't hav moiney!!!(no oofencse) angry
no offense taken
RomanceRe: If Dem Leave That Guy One On One With Kiss Daniel Bouncer, Him Go See Draw? by udede(m): 7:06pm On Nov 16, 2023
Pwhitelaw:
If you value your haggard papa and mama you won't mention mine ....Eleribu who you be Onikure.
otu nne there, uchu
RomanceRe: Lightskin Women Or Dakskin Women? by udede(m): 6:59pm On Nov 15, 2023
Hmmmm this one is still thinking about women. Its like na your Papa still dey feed you. I no dey remember woman again. Even my prick don go to sleep until further notice
RomanceRe: It's Getting Scarier With My Ogbanje Wife by udede(m): 6:58pm On Nov 15, 2023
I think she is an actress.
Meanwhile leave her.
PoliticsRe: Ajaero Will Be Removed As NLC President by udede(m): 6:55pm On Nov 15, 2023
helinues:
Ajaero is already acting another script entirely different from Labour Union mandate, his actions are now political, The Labour Union excos should start working about his replacement as soon as possible.

Tantrums like Ajaero don't need to be entertained, na good riddance to and rubbish.

Btw, only the never do well in life are in support of this charade strike. 100% fact
anakogheri
RomanceRe: If Dem Leave That Guy One On One With Kiss Daniel Bouncer, Him Go See Draw? by udede(m): 6:53pm On Nov 15, 2023
Pwhitelaw:
I pity you honestly..It won't take any trained soldier two minute to crack your ribs and you go just siddon dey look like goat...You can abuse them but saying you can face a soldier who is trained to kill na joke of the century 😃😃😃
pity your father. This is a faceless forum and you don't even know who I am.. just mind your lane.
CelebritiesRe: Leaked Audio Tape Suggesting Mr IBU Slept With Jasmine On Several Occasions by udede(m): 5:02pm On Nov 15, 2023
Annie939:
Promiscuous family like father like son
With the way you jump into conclusions, may God help you
PoliticsRe: Why Are Yorubas (okun) Not Allowed To Rule In Kogi State? by udede(m): 3:15pm On Nov 15, 2023
SOSinNigeria:
Something funny is happening in Kogi state. This state has three major ethnic groups i.e. Ebiras, Igalas and Okuns (Yorubas). But sadly, since the creation of the state, only the Igalas and Ebiras have been ruling back to back. No Okun/Yoruba has ever ruled Kogi state since its creation.

In Delta State, there are three major ethnic groups i.e. Urhobos, Anioma/Igbos and Itshekiri. All of them have ruled accordingly. In Rivers State, both the Igboid upland areas and the Ijoid riverine areas have ruled.

So, why is Kogi state different? Even Dino Melaye, an Okun man who contested under PDP was disgraced. A major opposition party like PDP performed so woefully that ordinary SDP candidate almost won against APC.

SDP candidate was Igala.
APC candidate was Ebira.
PDP candidate was Okun/Yoruba.

Yet the contest was between SDP Igala and APC Ebira. Why are the Okuns maltreated in Kogi state?
In the last election, The Okun ie the Yoruba man in the gubernatorial contest by name Dino malaria did not win because he could not give to himself the advice he gave to Peter Obi. I do not think it was because of tribe.
RomanceRe: If Dem Leave That Guy One On One With Kiss Daniel Bouncer, Him Go See Draw? by udede(m): 2:52pm On Nov 15, 2023
Khyrvxjzy:
i am a soldier and since you said some civilian can beat soldier in martial

lets fight to death, chose date and place of your choice
hmmmm na wa for you if what you have been telling your self is that every Nigerian soldier can beat every Nigerian in a fight. Some men are actually far better trained than you where both in the handling of gun and in martials but they are civilians ok ?

Meanwhile if you are a Nigerian soldier, KUDOS to you. Its a noble profession
CrimeRe: 20-year-old Bride Sets Husband’s House Ablaze In Adamawa by udede(m): 8:14am On Nov 15, 2023
All of them head slammers are terrorists, all of them. What is the offence of the house of the groom again ?
AutosRe: 2019 Benz GLS 63 AMG In Lagos by udede(m): 8:02am On Nov 15, 2023
Beautiful beast.
RomanceRe: If Dem Leave That Guy One On One With Kiss Daniel Bouncer, Him Go See Draw? by udede(m): 7:52am On Nov 15, 2023
They should not take the respect we accord their uniforms for granted. I am sure that not all millitary men can handle me one on one. The training that some of us civilians received in martial arts and other combat spots is far above what they can handle.
Well trained officers know that and carry them selves quietly but not our Nigerian military or police.
PoliticsRe: Breaking : Atiku Urges Pdp, Lp, Nnpp, Sdp, Others To Merge Against Apc ( Pic ) by udede(m): 7:41am On Nov 15, 2023
joyandfaith:
Igbayi la ro ta ru gbo se oge. Stupid man!!!
meaning ?

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