₦airaland Forum

MrColdsweat:
Are you aware that the Yaruba muslims cannot sight the moon or declare fasting without the permission of the north?

I hear that they even need permission to look at the moon

Posting nonsense on nairaland and asking us to click or watch nonsense video is the first sign

Na car naming ceremony be thi I swear. You no see better car wey you go name Obama na this unpopular one.
Abeg call am Osama

You started as if you were saying something but ended up vomiting fermented ewedu

Make sure you put it in your application letter that you learnt driving from YouTube channel.

America should quickly return Donald trump to power

THIS is why God stopped Donald trump's second term of office. It was for he to qualify for a time like this.
American should just return him to power and all these yeyerity will stop one time.

freemanq:
Send her back to her village

with 35 bullets in her brains

samtoles:
Naira will experience massive fall from this week. It closed at 950 on Friday and is currently 1030 this morning. It is expected to add at least 70 Naira per day. Next naira target is 2000 by November ending/Early December.

What we witnessed last week was a bullish mirage. It happens every November.
The Naira in your bank account will become useless. Go and use it to buy crypto or visit a mallam and buy real dollar.

Want to doubt me? Save this post.

God forbid

Sharpsharp00123:
hope it’s not d same igbos that will never allow an imo man lead a church in anambra?

Hope it’s not d same igbos that will never allow Bianca ojukwu to contest?

Hope it’s not the same igbos that will not allow akeredolu wife to contest cos he married Yoruba?

so you have added cooking of falsehood to your CV

kingsways:
He has a point

You mean point and kill cat fish ? Yes he should, he is from the riverine area.

Nomyth:
But roosters are not supposed to crow at 3.00 AM, they only start crowing at dawn.

chicken crow three times. The first is by around 3am but some over fed broiler dey crow any how even by 12am

KyleJason:
Dear Op,

The only way to stop this anomaly of a noise early in the morning while you're trying to consolidate on your sweet dreams is to use the hard way.

Snipe the roosters codedly.

If you understand what I mean, then that's it.

that is a waste of meat abeg

surefx:
There are over 12 of them. It's like a continuous nightmare

but don't you eat roosters ? Just wondering

surefx:
Hi everyone,

I never knew Roosters could be extremely noisy. My Neighbour recently started raising some and lately those things have been disturbing like crazy. They start crowing around 3am and I am unable to sleep anymore.

I tried to discuss with him but he didn't see anything wrong with them. Took the matter to the Ministry of Environment in Oyo state but nothing was done.

Moving out is not an option as it's my house.

I don't know what to do. Please help. Those things are tormenting my life...

Sometimes I wonder what is wrong with the youth of today, must we teach you everything, your neighbor provided you with better meat but you are complaining upandan.
If na me, all of them for don lose.

FreeStuffsNG:
Today, Iran is the real Boss of that axis. They are in control of Iraq, Yemen, Lebanon, Syria, Palestine and have militia inside some of the moderate Arab states. Iran is a strong military ally to Russia and China. The drones Russia is using in Ukraine are from Iran

Do you know that the budget of California, a state in America is more than the budget of Iran. Do you know that Putin is suffering embarrassment right now in the hands of Ukraine.
Have you asked yourself why the richest Arab countries are either ignoring Iran and Palestine or are supporting Israel ? I mean countries like Saudi Arabia, UAE, Brunei, Kuwait etc etc.
Palestinians are handling it wrongly. No country led by a wise man supports terrorists

Aonkuuse:
I dey laugh at people who think US will fully enter this war if middle east decide to gang up against Israel....... USA don't like the world at peace, anything that will bring peace is what the US hates.

One thing about these Islamic countries is that they will keep coming, you will kill and kill untill you will get tired and start looking for peace with them.

go and read history. Especially read about the six days war. Tĥe Arab countries have ganged up against Israel more than once in massive attempt to wipe off the country completely.. Seven countries were castrated in six days. That was 56 years ago.

FreeStuffsNG:
Not even the Americans will be so naive to ignore threats from Iran
If you know the huge cost it took US to make this decision you will know that the issue is serious. Iran has nuclear capabilities and in bed with the Russians. All this kitikata US is running up and down will not deter Iran. The war has gone beyond Gaza and Israel.

Iran that could not save itself from Iraq. If not for the American scud missiles, Iran would have been obliterated by Iraq. Meanwhile don't forget that irans nuclear capability is less than 10% of Israel's nuclear capability. Let me not even bring America into the mix yet.
Iran talking tough has gingered the philistians into biting more than they can chew and Iran has done nothing but issue treats.

Hmmmm there was a country.

Nigerian dogs don't know what is winter. Even me, i have never seen or felt winter. So na wetin concern vulture with barber?

Your moniker is childish. It sounds very st*pid. I don't know how to welcome simps. The next commenter will handle the matter

Inukwa akuko ?
Abeg how much be Dollar now ?

This word 'borrow' has assumed a new meaning in Nigeria such that even OAPs use it.

What ever happened to "lend"

Righthussle:
This guy is a rear gem. If this country had a future, this guy or Akinwumi Adesina or Ngozi Okonjo would have been in Aso rock by now.

you forgot the Rock

So this people no wan stop ?
Tufiakwa

I will ask her thus;
'so can't you see that this is a set up. Do unmarried men carry the pants of there girlfriend about in their pockets, and if they don't why should i a married man with out mental health issue carry the pant of another lady in my pocket ?

This a set up. Just grow up.

rolete:
Soo Nigeria get Hope

Sorry to disappoint you. Nigeria marriage situation is hopeless. In those countries numbered up their. You get tired of marriage you get divorced because married people don't sleep around over there. Here a married woman is sleeping around and even doing hook ups on hook up sites.
Abeg our case is baffling statistics

Male celebs with content can't afford this. Any how sha, congratulations.
Mr Ibu with more than 50 movie to his credit couldn't pay his hospital bills.

We know what's up.

Damage control has never solved any problem completely. I just hope there are other things that this government is doing covertly to return Nigeria to the place it was before APC happened to it.

I'm no fan of Tinubu but i must confess that I see his desire to make the country move.


Some of his recent decisions are very questionable but understandable. I mean the borrowing of trillions to spend on luxuries and Even on unconstitutional institutions like car for the office of the first lady.

The understandable part is that those cars and yatch are bribes to quiten the angry persons because of the stolen mandate

You should have picked it up

grassrootsig:
In 2019, he contested with unknown party YPP and defeated the Uba brothers, Andy
of the ruling APC and Chris of PDP from the first ballots up to the appeal court,

So, the party is not the issue, but the CAPACITY.

This year again, he survived the Labor Party's tsunami in Anambra State, with the same YPP.

Before joining APC, he had already floored the trio of Chris Azubogu of Apga, Chris Uba of PDP and Obinna Uzor of the Labor Party at the first ballots and at the tribunal.

Sen Ifeanyi Ubah, is a man with Over do Capacity, he is loved by his constituents.

So why did he join APC