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It happened to me once. In my case i was the one driving on Enugu/ Onitsha express way. It was a bump that woke me up , i just packed for one side of the road to thank God.

Sylva2147:
That's the best thing so far but in Nigeria no lady will agree because they just want to suffocate you till you got stroke down in the name of " what will people say?"

thanks for understanding my situation. Nigerian ladies of today nobi am at all

Dino should go and lick his wound.

Wisereborn:
How I wish Tinubu was the Hamas, so that Israel can take over Nigeria

Shatap there

Jeon:
No, a Nigerian girl have nothing to offer remember?.

And why are you bothering? Men have no biological clock and can be a father @anytime.

why the sacarsm na ?

Nice2023:

Poor soul talking about marriage.

Don't go and rebuild your damage life. Be looking for whom u will destroy her life.

Poor man.

empty vessel. Wretched homeless nonentity

Kobojunkie:
no be you create thread?

na the topic i create, a lawyer will draft the contract and it will not appear on nairaland

Skyview01:
Op, this is an interesting proposition. What is in it for the lady. What does she get out of this arrangement.

do you have some one for me or are you a lady ?

Mindlog:
What can you say here on Nairaland that would be scandalous?

"scandalous" ? Where did that come from ?

Vision101:
Contract marriage in Nigeria? See selfishness... you will marry her for fixed number of years. She'll bear the pains of child bearing and do wifey things for you. You alone will take the children. At the expiration of the contract she will pack her things and leave. No child, no husband, no home. You would have sandpapered everything in her whatever

You will then have another contract marriage. This time no child bearing. Only wifey things.

Na only you get sense. Even though some of you underrate women, they are not as stupid as this. Have some respect for them.

I think you should go back to psychology class (if you were ever there) and read what some great mind said about my post

socialmediaman:
Yes because you want to attract a lady, right? Abi you want people to read and pass?

what is wrong with reading and passing when you have nothing important to say on a post for ladies ?

Kobojunkie:
You can start by outlining the potential benefits to be gained by any woman who enters this union with your person and also include information on what the lady is to expect in the case that you both decide it is best to part ways after maybe a couple of years.

all these should be tabled here on nairaland abi

Nice2023:

U wey still dey borrow money for MTN want a contract marriage...ur head needs to be well connected before opening ur mouth.

Contract marriage finish u there.

like it finished you and your st*pid family. Nkakwu

socialmediaman:
There’s something missing from your ad, what’s in it for her?

It seems you want children, you want their mother to take care of them, then you also want an exclusive relationship with their mother.

In essence, she provides your needs, as well as those of your children. She’s like a surrogate mother, but exclusively dedicated to you and her biological children

So what’s in it for her for her? Certainly not just an uncertain future of whether you both will remain married or not.

And you expect me to say everything here on nairaland abi ?

I need a lady that want to go into contract marriage with me for some years. The aim is to have children but if along the line we realized that we are compatible enough to spend the rest of our lives together in love, then so be it.

I also need advice on this from people who are into it.

iamtardey:
Does it make sense to you?

it makes a lot of sense to me. But i may also consider just a baby Mama

I can handle this matter for you and you will stop seeing ghost. Just one huge goat or ram.
7 wraps of White candle
7k X 7.
One gallon of water for purification and cleansing.

Trust me, you will be alright

Jeon:
Lolz.
Just get a baby mama, cuz all you are purchasing for is kid[s] alone.

good Idea but are you available

SIXTEENTH:
Just placed Bounty and see the magic.
Don't forget come and thank me later

I'm not sure i understand you bro

I need a lady that want to go into contract marriage with me for some years. The aim is to have children but if along the line we realized that we are compatible enough to spend the rest of our lives together in love, then so be it.

I also need advice on this from people who are into it.

I need a lady that want to go into contract marriage with me for some years. The aim is to have children but if along the line we realized that we are compatible enough to spend the rest of our lives together in love, then so be it.

I also need advice on this from people who are into it.

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XerXers:
You know nothing about tomatoes. Scarcity is April to October. Rainy season is tomatoes scarcity period. North produce during dry season and it's cheap like shyt that time. Northern tomatoes will come out this month

nice one. I used to call my babe "Tomato Jos" now i will rename her "Tomato Nsukka"

Maku una kuku replace him with sound sultan.

TONY042:
It was a technical glitch.


Billions of naira!

If na you, you go forget, bros?

i actually thought it was a business strategy so as to reposition for yuletide calls boom.

Na waooo , abeg check and see that what you used to owe them is back and waiting for you. But last Saturday wasn't April 1.

kingsways:
Listening to one observer, he said results had been been uploaded in Imo for polling units where no election took place.. this is very shameful

If we go with this trend, by 2027 all election results will be written before the Election Day

All the progress Nigerian Democracy made in the last few years have been wiped off

This is why i love Anambra state. There are things you dare not try there. Look at how a whole state like Imo of Late Chief Sam mbakwe of all people was intimidated and nothing happened.
Uzodinma "won" 27 over 27 LGA.
In Anambra, You need our permission to rig and you must be a performer . Ask Ngige what he saw there

He is more of an actor

chiiraq802:
..... Very yeye people, weh no Sabi politics. Them suppose rename dem 3rdpob or 3rdbidients.

All there candidates lose on Saturday. so dey wan channel there energy to Wike.

they should channel the energy to OTU NNE GI.

Even the Bible says it that there is more hope (not uzodinma) for a fool than for a man that talk any how.

emmanuelbrown26:
Same thought I hv, he has many enemies across d geo political zone

even from his village.