₦airaland Forum

concho:
Ladies often are guilty of this too

Permit me, my friends, to recount a tale of folly and desire—a tale not unlike those told in the marketplaces of Onitsha main market , rich with lessons for the wise who would heed them.

Two days after my wife departed for Kaduna to pursue her ICAN studies, there came a visitor to my home—Nkechi, a woman whose intent was not merely to plunder but also to sow discord and ruin. Her arrival was veiled in mischief, her motives wrapped in promises and the allure of her charms.

Our accord had been set: a sum of thirty-five thousand naira and a foolish promise to replace my wife with her in the coming year. But Nkechi, in her ambition, sought to hasten the fulfillment of her desires.

Now, let it be known, she was not fairer than my wife, yet there was a power in her form that could enslave the eyes of the unguarded. Her bosom was as mighty as the great reservoirs of Babylon, firm and unyielding, standing as though defying the pull of the earth itself. It was not merely her beauty but the enchantment of burying one’s face in her embrace and the indulgence of her affection that led me astray. That night, I fancied myself a king, foolishly intoxicated by fleeting pleasures.

Our plan was simple: she would depart the night before my wife’s return. Yet, as men are oft tempted by their baser instincts, I yearned for one more night of indulgence. In my folly, I increased her reward to fifty thousand naira —a testament to the power her charms held over me.

But as all secrets hidden in shadows are eventually revealed by the light, so too did my misdeed come to light. No sooner had she departed than my wife returned. Her first concern was for her treasured wig, valued at six hundred and fifty thousand naira . Before I could feign ignorance or swear by the gods of our fathers, there emerged from beneath our bed an unholy witness—a strange garment that spoke of another’s presence, a lady’s pant

By the dawn of the next day, my mother and elder sister were seated in my home, their expressions stern and their tongues laden with admonishment. The matter did not end in divorce, yet it was the day I swore an oath in my heart: no longer would the lure of abundant bosoms guide my steps astray. For fleeting pleasures are but traps for the unwary, and the cost of folly is always greater than its reward.”

Arda1000:
Proudly igbo….
Abeg he should get ready to command Baifra warships too

Edygrin:
He's speaking for himself, but is that not the sentiment across the south east?
You don't want to protest, your politicians are saying you won't protest knowing how docile your people are, you're coming to say he doesn't speak for South East, is it Northerners that made him governor for 8 years?

richiemcgold:

In the late 80s/early 90s, we used to rock moccasins, bikers and sancho boots . Then mid 90s came, and boom! Timbolo took over and it never looked back since then.

Tupac actually made it popular here in Nigeria.
That's as far back as 1996 in his video Hit Em Up.
A very dope JAMZ!
Check it below:
👇👇👇

Boss you be real OG.
Spot on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41qC3w3UUkU&

VinnyBaba:
NO!

Instead, it's Increasing.

The ONLY way prices of commodities will reduce in Nigeria
Is if Tinibu accept that his action on Fuel Subsidy Removal was FOOLISH and bring back Subsidy.

Make the Fuel N300 and see how our Economy will take a Sommersault.

oz4real83:
Check the population or existence of the fulani tribe in all these countries, then you can conclude on your own why Nigeria isn't on the list

omenkaLives:
The clueless tactless, tasteless ineffectual buffoon looking as confused as always.

Hardest job this man has ever been saddled with is simply to pretend to be smart- yet he bungles it at every turn.

Let me leave his zombies to come grunt their praises of him while I settle down to my Friday night tunk.

Jesse01:
how can I fuvk off wen am an ijaw man lol all these things are very common in SA, and u don't see them celebrated such petty things, Akwa ibom is an oil producing state, I was excepting something better.

hardeycute:
What else can I say?You have said it all.


How can sexual preference be a determinant of development? It is a pity I find myself in this shithole country

hardeycute:
What else can I say?You have said it all.


How can sexual preference be a determinant of development? It is a pity I find myself in this shithole country

muthmayinnah:
SOUTH SOUTH, SOUTH EAST AND THE NORTH ARE THE PROBLEM IN NIGERIA

trolley:
"iso akpafid". Hahahaha. Don't ask me what the name means.

jaymichael:
Do you have a better idea to end the menace? reasonable people can see through the hypocrisy of your likes. You lots don't want the menace to end just to continue using the issue to score cheap political points. You lots were against setting up of grazing reserves for cattle rearing, you lots were against the importation of high yield high nutrition grass seeds that can be planted here for cattle feeding like the ones used for cattle feeding in advanced countries. Now you are against special intervention for cattle rearers to avert future occurrence of these ugly clashes with farmers and farming communities. It s not PMB's fault that GEJ was booted out by Nigerians so you shouldn't let your hatred for one man erode your sense of humanity.

omenkaLives:
The question I keep asking is, does FFK have more love for the people of Benue state than he does the people of Rivers?

CHRISTIANS observing their Cross Over were brutally massacred in their numbers just four days ago in Rivers state. It made news headlines everywhere. FFK, we know, appears to have appointed himself the spokesman for Christians and Southerners : WHY HASN'T HE COMMENTED ON THE MASSACRE OF THOSE INNOCENT CHRISTIANS IN RIVERS STATE?
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The Benue people can take care of themselves and don't need elements like FFK or his league of dishevelled hate mongers to nudge them in the right direction. They should keep their stupid politics to themselves while we mourn quietly.

Foolish gargoyle.

Some things on this site probably think I should say things to please them..

You little urchins haven't seen anything yet.

northvietnam:
U na never see anything sef, shey nah una vote buhari abi. ...


Karma is bae

trigger11:
Oga that means u don't follow the naija league. the play u want Stephen odey has gone to Europe

Maquincy1987:
I guess her former Lebanese partner gave her the gift.

ekensi01:
Calabar with mumu

AshiwajuFoward:
Smh. But streets, roads, and monuments have been named after prominent igbos in other regions so what is the big deal? Why are they being so petty about it? *hiss*

NgeneUkwenu:
Cry cry babies! They want a country where stealing is not Corruption...

Useless Senators!

diegwu01:
IPOB is no more,
trying to divert attention from the fact that PMB is presently in Igbo Biafraland eating Nwkobi, Akpu and Ofe Akwu after been received by Millions of Ebonyi citizens with all pomp and pageantry. PMB strode like a colossus into ebonyi state as most businesses closed shop and school children all marched to the Abakiliki Stadium to catch a glimpse of the Father of the Nation.
Presently the entire Enugu Capital road are lined with hundreds of Thousands of School Children, Business men and Women , Well wishers all brandishing Nigerian Flags to receive the well loved President.