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Forum GamesRe: Will You __________ With Me by Udiculus(m): 7:19pm On Feb 06, 2010
Hey candy,i say a yes 2 dat. Will u wash my shorts with me? grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Boyfriend by Udiculus(m): 12:09am On Feb 06, 2010
Amy,i want 2 know dat beauty isn't everything.I will say because u said u are fine doesn't mean u will end up meeting d good guy.Just make sure u have a gud behaviour nd d ability 2 endure things,then u have 2 be understanding when d situation arise,be careful cos beauty isn't everything in life.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Boyfriend by Udiculus(m): 11:58pm On Feb 05, 2010
Hey girl,i understand but i dont really believe dat u are searching 4 a guy.U did not give a full details about urself like ur phone number,ur email address nd u claim u are searching.I really hope u are searching cos if dat is 2ru den u can email me at stronghold4luv@yahoo.com,my number is 07065972950,be carefull so dat u dont make the wrong choice,gud luck.
RomanceRe: Ladies: What Do U Like In A Man's Body? by Udiculus(m): 8:09pm On Feb 05, 2010
Hey ladies,kudos 2 u all dat were not slying but straight forward.I see u all have altitude,especially dat babe called beautiful b,omo dat girl no take am easy,ebi la say she don dey expect dat post 4 a very long time na wetin make her pour all her mind.I luv dat cos u prove 2 us u r not one of those pretenders.
CelebritiesRe: Desmond Elliot Has Been Cheating On His Wife With A Sierra Leonean Girl In Dc? by Udiculus(m): 8:40am On Feb 05, 2010
I dont blame dem,cos dis so called male celebrities are alws caught cheating with on their wife,no be their fault na becos people don swell 4 them.wetin kon be desmond nd omotola,pls shed my light on that issue.
ComputersRe: What Does Browsing For N500 Mean In Mtn Terms by Udiculus(m): 8:33am On Feb 05, 2010
Hey guy why do u want 2 waste 500 naira just 4 a day browsing.If u need help browsing ur mobile fone,then call dis number(07065972950),i will be glad 2 assist u nd u would not be needing money 2 browse,the choice is urs.
SportsRe: Good Lawd Check Out Serena Williams by Udiculus(m): 8:26am On Feb 05, 2010
She is cool nd tight,omo i no go lie,i dey feel her anyday,anytime.
Christianity EtcRe: Pay House Rent Or Pay Tithe by Udiculus(m): 11:15pm On Feb 04, 2010
Hey guy nawa 4 u.Why delibating on an issue dat you have already solve.anyway,i know our advice will not kill even a bird not 2 now talk of counting cos u have made up ur mind.What i would have done if i were 2 be you is 2 pay my tithe nd keep my hopes on God cos i have done his own first nd i believe he will bless me in return.
RomanceRe: My Wife To Be Cannot Cook Very Well. Does It Matter? by Udiculus(m): 8:29am On Feb 04, 2010
Hey guy,i was only joking but the fact is u have 2 let i know nd make her understand d kind of woman u want her 2 be concerning dis issue.Let her c friends dat are pros when u talk of cooking,if she rily luv u,she will heed 2 ur words nd do them 2 please u.at the end of the day,u guys will be so happy cos i can c it is only cooking dat happens 2 be her own weakness,thank God 4 u.
RomanceRe: My Wife To Be Cannot Cook Very Well. Does It Matter? by Udiculus(m): 8:14am On Feb 04, 2010
Hey dude,2 spill d truth it rilly maters nd very important 4 a lady 2 know how 2 cook cos it is part of their responsibility.It is not 2 late 2 guide her or put her 2ru except if u in question is also a bad cook,then i will say since both parties can cook,then i will say u were both meant 4 each other, grin
RomanceRe: Activate Your Manhood by Udiculus(m): 8:07am On Feb 04, 2010
Hey mazi chinny,nawa 4 u,when are you rilly going 2 have sense.are you so dumb 2 know dis thread should be place under sexuality,somebody call 911,he is going mad.
RomanceRe: My Married Friends Are Advising Me Not To Get Married by Udiculus(m): 12:20am On Feb 04, 2010
There are some xtics u need 2 have in order 2 be a good man nd even attract a good woman.I am sure ur friends might be lacking or not having dose xtics.U need 2 be caring nd kind cos in doing dis u might not know who is watching u,understanding nd reasonabe,wen u have dis d lady in question we not create an issue like arguments cos d understanding is dere nd lastly u need 2 be responsibe nd discipline.With all dis attributes,guy u are great nd be ready 2 meet a nice lady.but pls ur way of addressing ladies is also important.
RomanceRe: My Married Friends Are Advising Me Not To Get Married by Udiculus(m): 12:08am On Feb 04, 2010
First nd 4most are u friends d one 2 dictate 4 u o even 2 u what 2 do.I want u 2 know dat when u find d right woman u will need no advice 4rm people 2 proceed 2 d altar.I thing marriages crashes nowadays because of d lack of understanding btw d two people involve.So look out nd let ur instint guide u den u will know how interesting marriage can be when u find d right person.
RomanceRe: I Need A Girl by Udiculus(m): 11:56pm On Feb 03, 2010
I think u need 2 keep urself busy cos u know where 2 post dis thread.If u rily need a girl nd u are serious about it.My candid advice 4 u is 2 keep ur eye open cos dat girl u are looking 4 might just pass by,but my guy i hope u fine cos dat is mandatory.
RomanceRe: How Can U Re-pay A Girlfriend That Cheated On U? by Udiculus(m): 11:48pm On Feb 03, 2010
My guy,i know it is painful 2 be cheated by d one u have dedicated luv 2 nd care but she threw dem all 2 ur face.My advice 4 u is 4 u 2 lay low nd be vigiliant cos one bad apple does not mean all apples are bad,so just take heart cos u are not meant 2 be together.Cheer up cos she isn't worth d stress u are going through.
FoodEating Outside,good Or Bad. by Udiculus(op): 2:01pm On Feb 01, 2010
Hey nairalanders,which one do u do most often,do u eat outside or u eat at home.Which of them is okay nd what are the disadvantages.Pls give ur honest opinion cos ur ideas may be saving other members.
RomanceRe: What Would U Do If U Catch Your Girl/guy Cheating On You by Udiculus(m): 1:54pm On Feb 01, 2010
Hey guys,i thought dis was suppose 2 be a food section while are u bringing romance into food,i thing u r new,that is y u r making such a stupid nd erratic mistake,be careful nd read well b4 posting.
PhonesRe: Downloading With Operamini by Udiculus(op): 8:51pm On Jan 30, 2010
Hey hana or whatever u call ur fucking self.I have apologise early nd withdraw any terms nd condition attached 2 d settings nd have also agree 2 help dose dat need d settings.While d insult,u better shut dat fucking mouth of urs or devil go shut am 4 u,ignoble fool go piss off.
PhonesRe: Current 4.2operamini Settings by Udiculus(op): 12:15pm On Jan 30, 2010
Hey guys,i know i u guys feel but dont worry about d condition,i will now do it 4 free.If u are interested send ur texts 2 my number in d early post.but note u must be using a symbian phone like d N-series b4 u text me,okay.Wen u text me,include ur email address.
RomanceRe: Wants Marriage,but Am Not Ready. by Udiculus(op): 9:52pm On Jan 29, 2010
Hey chidi,thanks 4 d directives nd reliable information u stated.about d girls studies,she is still a student.She study banking nd finance in ibadan,she is a 400 level student dat is she is now in her final year.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Learn The Simple Way To Make N17.496 Million From Your Home. Simple As 1-2-3 by Udiculus(m): 7:57pm On Jan 29, 2010
Hey mazi tre or whatever u call urself.I believe u nd i think i need ur help on dis online stuffs.Pls mail me at stronghold4luv@yahoo.com,omo i dey fear u cos una 2much.
RomanceRe: When Your Female Boss Wants U by Udiculus(m): 7:33pm On Jan 29, 2010
Hey guy,just like henry said wait 4 her 2 make a move cos d way u r seeing it might be different 4rm d way she seeing.but if she rily want u,i think u r d boom nd d guy with d most dangerous naked weapon.
RomanceRe: Wants Marriage,but Am Not Ready. by Udiculus(op): 7:07pm On Jan 29, 2010
It is real,the first reply i get will determine d first 2 get d settings.
RomanceRe: Wants Marriage,but Am Not Ready. by Udiculus(op): 7:04pm On Jan 29, 2010
Dis is 2 u all dat contributed 2 d issue.Either u r a guy or a lady,if u r using a symbian fone like N-series nd u want 2 settings 4 operamini4.2,just reply me on dat post with ur email.dont worry,i will send d settings 2 ur mail box nd u will start accessing d net 4 free.Note,i am doing it 4 free.
RomanceRe: Wants Marriage,but Am Not Ready. by Udiculus(op): 6:57pm On Jan 29, 2010
Thanks 2 u all dat contributed,i rily appreciate all of advice.I have told u early dat my parent are strict,even if i talk 2 my relative about the issue dey will all take side with my parents,she is d only i can talk 2 4 now nd she is making it difficult 4 me,anyway,thanks 2 u guys n ladies out dere dat contributed.
PhonesRe: Let Me Activate Your Zain For:internet,wap & Mms** by Udiculus(m): 12:46pm On Jan 29, 2010
Hey guy,i hope dis is real,any my details are,phone no-0812557139,phone modern-Nokia N70,if dis work,den u r 4 real.
PhonesRe: Current 4.2operamini Settings by Udiculus(op): 12:28pm On Jan 29, 2010
Hey guys,let us be careful in d ways n manners will talk or make our comments.It is clearly taken dat i am not forcing u 2 dance 2 my tones,so why all dis insults n d use of derogatory words.I sincerely apologise 2 dose i insulted,but pls mind d way u post ur comments,ve a nice time.
PhonesRe: Current 4.2operamini Settings by Udiculus(op): 12:12pm On Jan 29, 2010
Hey punk,dose errors r also made 4 u 2 spot,idle fellow,na so den dey form wetin den no be.Abeg if na dat make me feel,i will gladly take it 4rm u,u r talking n sounding like a kid,grow up my guy,i am not forcing u,cant u c it is optional,jack ass.
PhonesRe: Current 4.2operamini Settings by Udiculus(op): 12:03pm On Jan 29, 2010
Hey mazi frebor i dey hail ho,take a look at him,mister perfect.anyway i dont think will blame u dis little scalowa.i thing because u r jobless dat is why u can spot mistake n open dat wide mouth of urs 2 insult people,u r just a mediocratic human being,go piss off,mother fucker!!!No u no sabi.
PhonesRe: Current 4.2operamini Settings by Udiculus(op): 11:56am On Jan 29, 2010
Hey guys,i dont blame u,u think what is free goes 4 free.If u like open ur mouth wider 2 raise insults n derogatory words,na u sabi,bissy body,na me say make u no get d settings which wey make ur mouth dey run like tap.
RomanceRe: After 3,claims Is Not D Father. by Udiculus(op): 10:41am On Jan 29, 2010
Guys let us take it serious cos if dis happen 2 me which i did not pray 4,i dont thing a straight answer will come.so will guys should contribute cos u dont no d help u are rendering by other members by providing a way out.

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