₦airaland Forum

Adek15:
ironically, mine is exactly opposite of yours. I sleep a lot. If I sleep in the night, to wake in the morning is something else. You can imagine most days I wake by 9am even if i sleep by 9pm. The worst part is if I drink bullet or nescafe, it will be as if I took sleeping drug.
Pls I need help too

i could be of some help but i need to know if its a joke or its for real?

halfricanadian:
Then i guess i have a high IQ tank u tho

stop deceiving yourself

They fit themself so they should settle their issues. What do you expect when a civilized olosho and a civilized drug addict marries. Let's continue to enjoy this Nigerian version of the film "Mr & Mrs Smith"

slyboggie:
It's too late to apologise...

by Timbaland ft One Republic

And you can still open your mouth and say "We are law abiding citizens of Nigeria."
After raping, killing and robbing people in various communities.
I don't blame you tho, that's the result of having an OGA AT THE TOP.

No one is above mistake and we learn everyday of our life. No matured person ever wishes to put a dispute or matter public but most of it are done out of anger. We just need to control our anger.

pricelessngel:
I don't know oh.

then thats the simple ans i gave you ealier,remember they took turns to do it.Thats what is called practical confirmation.
I dont support it tho coz Its a bad thing.

pricelessngel:
Hehehehehe

if not, then what were they doing?

pricelessngel:
Hmmmmmm what were they looking for inside her*********? Some men sha. Stupid criminals.

They have a project to defend so they want to complete their research practical for their project.

akanniade10:
Baby how about some Peanuts bars and continental yam at orientals for your next bday?

If I hear say naija babe go talk No?

Naija girls will form even if they don't know what peanut bars and continental yam mean and they'll be like ops! I ate peanut bars yesterday, you can bring continental yam and any other type dish with it.

I need tomatoes, come supply me for my room.

I like victohs maturity.

Adeniyi077:
One day for the OWNER. .

Everyday is for the caretaker.

bigtt76:
Mugu banza. How can you be carrying sand to the beach for goodness sake Exporting noodles to China? Lol

na research work hin wan go do.

Did i hear you say "Snakie" You better go and check that old woman in your village whether she's still alive.

Quakertellicus1:
Politicians!

If they wake up late...na APC and PDP dem dey call.

If they fight with someone....na APC and PDP dem dey call.

If they lose money for business....na APC and PDP dem dey call.

If food no dey sweet for mouth....na APC and PDP dem dey call.

If dem fail exam....na APC and PDP dem dey call.

If their boyfriend/girlfriend come jilt them....na APC and PDP dem dey call.

laughing in chinese!

Leave them to do their jamajama runs. Its meant to teach the stupid and greedy ones good lesson.

You for continue dey born they go, as my colleagues they always yarn say e go better.

Smh, there's real suffering in this country. You are jumping happily,dancing shoki that you are being paid for your sweat at the end of the month, i thought you were been paid 2months advance salary or an increase in your april salary paid to you. I wonder what you'll do if you are a bricklayer and you are been paid at the end of each day. Maybe, you'll jump on top of a transformer and start dancing efejoku.
Nevertheless, remember to pay your 10percent tithe to me so i can pray for you.

With all amaechi's gragra,he still did not win. GOD pass man. Wike carry on with the good works.

Unpaid salaries or allowance is not a new thing in Nigeria. In short,its a balanced diet. Imagine you telling your neighbour that you are been owed 4months, the next thing you hear from your neighbour is "4months kpere! and you are not dancing shoki", As for me am being owed 7months.

Would i say working for govt is a mistake.
You owe 2months,you pay one month then you owe another 4months,you pay one month.

Dis one na bumper to bumper. Na to begin chop biro yanch remain.

MzzTega:
I've never said those lies.
Lies "some" women...... would have been better.

hmmm. Big lie.

SleekAboki:
Hope they didn't pass Dijia around like tiwa?

wait for her to marry first.

Talking in Mr Beans voice: it's the devils work.

This one no b bread, na bat for tennis ball. Na dis kind bread IZAKABA boys dey call ODESHI.

Lacomus:
Can this make Angelina Jolie the best actress in Hollywood ?

My friend! Do they hawk food on the head abroad?
We have different culture so you act what pertains to your culture.

I hope its real and not just an ordinary talk.

Guruboi:
At his age, he is still forming 'Guy Man'...

that's what money causes

Dragonking:
OK, no vex sha

no lele

Dragonking:
I pray that the Fulani herdsmen cutlass will be on ur neck next then. Don't forget to fast and pray then o

take am easy bros, this one no be prayer,na curse.