₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,376 members, 8,421,616 topics. Date: Saturday, 06 June 2026 at 06:00 PM

Toggle theme

Udofire's Posts

Nairaland ForumUdofire's ProfileUdofire's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 (of 6 pages)

CelebritiesRe: Comedienne Emmanuella Pictured With Alexx Ekubo & Others ( PHOTO) by Udofire(m): 7:27am On May 14, 2016
rheether:
And she doesn't even have breast grin
see this daughter of man. Kpam!
FamilyRe: Married Man In Enugu Caught In Bed With Married Woman (photo) by Udofire(m): 2:57pm On May 12, 2016
Berlyn:
Yh men are polygamous in nature cheesy why embarassing him undecided isnt cheating in the blood stop criticizing him joor
yes you are right to some extent, our fore fathers were polygamous and things went on well then, if not for civilization that opened our eyes to a monogamous setting.
But where i firmly disagree with you is where you have to be polygamous to the extent of sleeping with a another man's wife. Its ridiculous.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Giving LAP Dance While Still Married by Udofire(m): 12:14pm On May 12, 2016
UIA04:
As at this time he was her manager he booked this show and was well aware of the fact that she would dress provocatively and dance so cause she is an entertainer.
Even porn stars get married, so you just have to know what you are getting yourself into and not cry foul later


My problem with this picture is the guys expression. He doesn't even seem moved by all the sexy dance. It's either he is a eunuch or she isn't that sexy.
thats what they call profession, he may show that pro on stage but if something as such happens after the show on stage, na proper sampling go end am. Ask 2baba.
CrimeRe: Lagos Herbalist Rapes And Impregnates Patient by Udofire(m): 11:54am On May 12, 2016
Ladies with their useless lies. Just trying to believe the story but just imagine A RUBBER TOOL is put into your a$$ as said, were your eyes totally closed not to see and feel a NATURAL TOOL in your a$$. I wouldn't blame her tho, sometimes when such happen, you forget all your sorrows even ULCER and you feel as if you are in LONDON. And she claimed she attended LASPO, Who knows whether she even bought her certificate.
CelebritiesRe: Evelyn Eveva Sitali Dies At 29 (pictured) by Udofire(m): 11:11pm On May 11, 2016
Pidggin:
She be 29, yet lines full her face

RIP
that's women for you, then what is left for them is to cover their lies with cosmetic make up.
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Uwais, Who Joined ISIS, Killed - Sahara Reporters by Udofire(m): 8:24am On May 10, 2016
Now wey hin don die,make e go hin yeye heaven go dey sleep with hin yeye virgins.
CelebritiesRe: Isabella Ayuk Releases Pre-birthday Photos by Udofire(m): 3:28pm On May 09, 2016
Ibrofem:
What's that? Can someone tell me what it is please huh huh
human flesh.
CelebritiesRe: Isabella Ayuk Releases Pre-birthday Photos by Udofire(m): 3:27pm On May 09, 2016
naughtynaughty:
shes hot like me cheesy
hmmm...na lie jor.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Returns To Social Media, Thanks Fans For Praying For Her & Teebillz by Udofire(m): 8:48am On May 09, 2016
After you do wetin dey your mind finish, your mind don settle now. Bastard omoale forming humble.
Mschewwww. Even if you jazz other people for here make dem pity for you. FYI, your jazz no work me.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Goes From Powerhouse To Pariah As 'hurricane' Hits Economy by Udofire(m): 8:33am On May 09, 2016
From worse to worst. Only GOD can save us.
RomanceRe: Ladies, 8 Guys You Should Avoid If You Want A Prosperous Financial Life by Udofire(m): 6:05am On May 08, 2016
Talk2nanro:
when a person speaks, their level of understanding is accessed. Poster, you are not a wife material and with this your character, your husband would beat the hell out of ya
what makes you say so, are you an ifa priest?
RomanceRe: Ladies, 8 Guys You Should Avoid If You Want A Prosperous Financial Life by Udofire(m): 5:43am On May 08, 2016
Suigeneris93:
None tongue
either he's hiding it and you probably don't know or you know he's doing such and you are covering him for the sake of love.
RomanceRe: Why Do Only Broke Men Approach Me For Marriage? by Udofire(m): 11:28pm On May 05, 2016
ZeeAfrica:
Babe, i feel yah, bt if i may give my 2 cents worth. Number 1 - dnt ever ever date anyone who works in de same company as u, unless u wil b ready to deal wit shit wen things go wrong. Den number 2 - try a different method. For 6 months, move to a middle class surbab and leave yo cars at yo original place. Use public transport n b humble. If u have to, lie to any guy who will approach u. Dnt let anyone in yo new circle find out who u r or wat u r worth. Den de lie u can b tellin yo new guy is dat u r a village girl who came to lagos to find a better life. Watch de kind of guys who will b sticking around. Dey r the ones who want de person inside u, n who wana protect u. Den later on, once u have found yo soul mate, u can reveal yo true identity, and explain dat de reason u went into disguise was for u to find yo true self, witout any disturbance from yo material world
Wonderful! What an interesting Nollywood script.
PoliticsRe: Hausa And Igbos Clash In Aba, 3 Dead (photos) by Udofire(m): 7:18pm On May 05, 2016
akheen:
Don't come & claim james bond on nairAland. pick cutlass and join the slaughter boys if e sure for u.
no mind her, na people wey get sweet mouth like this dey poo for yanch for ordinary shouting from her boyfriend talkless of an attacker holding cane or cutlass.
PoliticsRe: Hausa And Igbos Clash In Aba, 3 Dead (photos) by Udofire(m): 7:11pm On May 05, 2016
sexybrooke:
blind man so you don't know its brown longspan roofing shit btw I thought yorubas said aba is dirty does anywhere in abaokuta look like this?
Is okay my friend, take it easy. do you know whether its a kpalansa black & white pic browsing phone he uses, so he needs help with the coulouring in the picture. Its not bad if you help.
CareerRe: Sharing Your Salary Information With Friends And Family, Good Or Bad? by Udofire(m): 4:28pm On May 05, 2016
Pavore9:
Why nah? cheesy
my bro know wetin hin dey do. You tell women your pay. if you tell your wife or mother,na media house you tell.
CareerRe: Sharing Your Salary Information With Friends And Family, Good Or Bad? by Udofire(m): 4:21pm On May 05, 2016
DjValency:
Igbo man no go try am...

Before u crucify me, I be confirm Igbo guy, Abu m nwa afo. if I dey lie ask ivyy, my pretty babe

if u try it with your babe eh, na sorry go be ur case because, girls and money be like.....
goat and yam.
FamilyRe: 9 Things Teenagers Don’t Want To Hear From Adults by Udofire(m): 4:17pm On May 05, 2016
Ekiti360:
I guess it comes with the territory, but every adult in the world seems to think they have some secret knowledge that will crack the youth.
Explanation 2: You’re being nosy and it’s annoying. NO amount of torture will make me spill my secrets.

http://www.ekitionline.com.ng/9-things-teenagers-dont-want-hear-adults/
Shey na lincoln burrows you be or alexander mahone.
CrimeRe: We Run Shifts To Rob Victims: Traffic Robbery Gang (photo) by Udofire(m): 3:56pm On May 05, 2016
Every day is for the conductor, but one day is for the driver.
PoliticsRe: "I Am Not Contesting For Presidency In 2019" - Godswill Akpabio by Udofire(m): 10:44am On May 05, 2016
Politicians with their lies. Who you dey deceive. No be today yanch just dey back and no be today we don dey see aboki carry bow and arrow, e don tey.
For 2011, Oga buhari wey we believe say na holyholy talk pas you, who come be you wey i go cum beleive.
PoliticsRe: Bindow Stops His Convoy To Buy Fruits Along The Way (Photos) by Udofire(m): 10:29am On May 05, 2016
This one na karamor, smh!
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Donates A Chimpanzee ‘Patience’ To A Zoo by Udofire(m): 10:13am On May 05, 2016
Crownylord:
is it only jonathan's wife that bears patience?
no but patience is not the only female name in the whole world. Its an indirect way of abusing her.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Donates A Chimpanzee ‘Patience’ To A Zoo by Udofire(m): 9:10am On May 05, 2016
I hail baba. why name an animal jonathans wife name. Always a cause trouble, forever a cause trouble.
CelebritiesRe: HFtv Africa Interview: Omawumi On Her Smoking And Drinking Habit, Flares Up by Udofire(m): 12:10am On May 05, 2016
The truth is bitter, so na to spoil everything remain for her. Pure Lagos sense.
Her response to the question is not different from the response you'll get when you tell an AGBERO THUG to give his life to Jesus Christ.
HealthRe: How Many Hours Do You Sleep In A Day? by Udofire(m): 11:43pm On May 04, 2016
Yomieluv:
i dont sleep.
Our area is not safe at night, we'll need someone like you.
HealthRe: Help: I Am Having Diffculty Fallen Asleep by Udofire(m): 11:39pm On May 04, 2016
CzarChris:
Okay, truth is I don't lose focus even for a second during the day, but it kinda recently started getting to me, cause most times people around me have slept off, with just me roaming around angry angry it's gets annoying though. angry angry.
Okay, agreed I have a sleep problem, how do I solve it?
i should have answered long before now but i had a browser problem which has just been fixed. I'll like to ask you some questions relating to it but i hate typing too much on phone. Lemme know if you are available on phone or some chat site so we can discuss better.
HealthRe: Help: I Am Having Diffculty Fallen Asleep by Udofire(m): 11:38pm On May 04, 2016
Adek15:
for real. I'm serious
i should have answered long before now but i had a browser problem which has just been fixed. I'll like to ask you some questions relating to it but i hate typing too much on phone. Lemme know if you are available on phone so we can discuss better.
HealthRe: How Many Hours Do You Sleep In A Day? by Udofire(m): 11:23pm On May 04, 2016
amtaken:
Nowadays only 3 hours because I wake up to pee about 7x at night.

Don't ask me the reason but just know that it is very very normal!!!
7x, GOD is great. i guess your boyfriend's name will be SUGAR.
HealthRe: Help: I Am Having Diffculty Fallen Asleep by Udofire(m): 12:43am On May 02, 2016
CzarChris:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

And I thought I was the only one going through this insomnia iish. huh Well, OP I learnt long ago that since I can't sleep, that I should use the time either to read or watch a good documentary, my girlfriend finds it weird, but I have gotten pretty used to it, sometimes I can't sleep for 3days straight, only side effect I get is a killer headache that goes off once I take a painkiller.

But I also want to know if it has an bad effect on my entire wellbeing. huh
Thank GOD, it s even an headache. i can assure you that it will if not now maybe later, am talking from experience.
HealthRe: Help: I Am Having Diffculty Fallen Asleep by Udofire(m): 12:35am On May 02, 2016
igraman:
Please help,
I'm fed up, I'm having problem sleeping.
Right from my childhood days, sleeping in the aftnoon had always been impossible, not even a siesta.
At nights, its always after lying-in for about 1:15m to 1:30m before finally sleeping off and if i should get up to urinate before daybreak, my eyes will become clear; no sleep again no matter how hard i try.
Trams, Coddein, Valium5, Cenpain night, just mention it does not make me sleep, it only makes me high or intoxicate me.
Although i always feel sleepy whenever am depressed, bored, alone or in a cool breezy environment, the momment i lie down or get ready to sleep then the urge is gone.
what could be my problem.
what can i do to get over it.
i could be of some help even though its against my ethics, finalboss1 only answered the first question which is the problem and not the second question which is the solution. I'll advice you not to take anything in form of drugs or whatever, i mean anything that might be taken through the mouth or nose. I just need to know if you are still awake or probably you have taken any of their advice and you are asleep by now.
HealthRe: Help: I Am Having Diffculty Fallen Asleep by Udofire(m): 12:19am On May 02, 2016
canalily:
security needs those that are finding it difficult to sleep at 9t so that they can keep watchangry
a bullet is enough to end the whole misery of a 9twatch or security.
HealthRe: Help: I Am Having Diffculty Fallen Asleep by Udofire(m): 12:07am On May 02, 2016
halfricanadian:
I can say what i wish for mysef smiley
yes of course, no one is holding you back for that. You maybe right but at the same time wrong coz your brilliance maybe combined with something else, i mean it maybe a symptom for something.

1 2 3 4 5 6 (of 6 pages)