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Business › Re: Petrol Station Attendants Flaunt Buttocks As Marketing Strategy (Photos) by Udofire(m): 1:51pm On Apr 16, 2016

BumBae:
Ndo

Pls read my siggy .. It cures coughs

yes indeed, but i took an overdose of it *laugh* and i ended up been thrown on the bed by sleep.

Health › Re: Rat Removed From A Patient’s Belly In Abia State (graphic Photo) by Udofire(m): 1:15am On Apr 16, 2016

That witch wey do this strong die. I bow

Politics › Re: Omojuwa Mocks Fayose For Travelling To China(photos) by Udofire(m): 1:05am On Apr 16, 2016

Everybody going to china. GOD dey

Business › Re: Petrol Station Attendants Flaunt Buttocks As Marketing Strategy (Photos) by Udofire(m): 12:56am On Apr 16, 2016

masterblogger:
This is common in IMO and EDO state.
NO offence intended please

***cough*** please get me water.

Crime › Re: Lover Plans To Use Girl, 17, For Money Ritual by Udofire(m): 12:39am On Apr 16, 2016

Thebrightest:
Money ritual is not real. It doesn't work.

because you went to a fake herbalist. You were scammed.

Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele Romances JJC Skillz by Udofire(m): 1:18pm On Apr 13, 2016

Mopolchi:
I honestly think that she needs to settle down now

after how many years

Sports › Re: Mikel Obi's Twin Daughters With Russian Girlfriend Look All Grown (see Photos) by Udofire(m): 1:02pm On Apr 13, 2016

cruzita:
blessings follow me ooo.see my brother dey flex life while I dey here dey type from fuel queue. #BuhariGodIsWatching

you can wait for buhari, maybe he'll bring you goodies from china.

Foreign Affairs › Re: A South African Complained Of Not Having Light For 2 Hours, Nigerian Guy Reacts by Udofire(m): 12:49pm On Apr 13, 2016

@Quakertellicus...you talk of guarantee of 12hours, some people will faint. Some nigerians don't value what is good. I remember sometime late last year, we had light in our area for over 10hours without a blink. To my surprise, i heard some ungrateful neighbours abusing and cursing PHCN that they were the cause of their bottled items in their fridge been broken as a result of too much of iceing due to long duration of electricity.

Food › Re: See This BIG Crab Am About To Eat by Udofire(m): 12:05am On Apr 13, 2016

MrMcJay:
That cooler be like wetin them dey take carry food give person wey dey station. Na joke I dey o.

joke wey fit land u for that station wey u talk

Sports › Re: Photos & Update From The Nigeria Vs Senegal Match by Udofire(m): 11:49pm On Apr 12, 2016

Mopolchi:
people no come field

no be free like super eagles for kaduna

Celebrities › Re: Davido Signs Endorsement Deal With Pepsi by Udofire(m): 11:43pm On Apr 12, 2016

olihilistic:
Ok use the money wisely

if i hear u say wisely. Money wey his chinko girl su yung don dey wait.

Romance › Re: 8 Stereotypical Belief About Ladies With Beards And Hairy Body by Udofire(m): 11:23pm On Apr 12, 2016

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Holywizard:
imagine dat toto wit forest...

na to use scissors on ur ashi ikpu oo

sharrap! Go and play with sand. Sorry slip of tongue[s]

Holywizard:
imagine dat toto wit forest...

na to use scissors on ur ashi ikpu oo

sharrap! Go and play. Sorry slip of tongue[/s]

Holywizard:
imagine dat toto wit forest...

na to use scissors on ur ashi ikpu oo

~~[s]~~

Holywizard:
imagine dat toto wit forest...

na to use scissors on ur ashi ikpu oo

sharrap! Go and play with sand. Sorry slip of tongue[s]

Holywizard:
imagine dat toto wit forest...

na to use scissors on ur ashi ikpu oo

sharrap! Go and play. Sorry slip of tongue[/s]

Holywizard:
imagine dat toto wit forest...

na to use scissors on ur ashi ikpu oo

[/s]

[s][/s]

Holywizard:
imagine dat toto wit forest...

na to use scissors on ur ashi ikpu oo

sharrap! Go and play with sand. Sorry slip of tongue[s]

Holywizard:
imagine dat toto wit forest...

na to use scissors on ur ashi ikpu oo

sharrap! Go and play. Sorry slip of tongue[/s]

Holywizard:
imagine dat toto wit forest...

na to use scissors on ur ashi ikpu oo

sharrap! Go and play with sand.
Oops sorry, slip of tongue.

Jokes Etc › Re: What Fuel Scarcity Caused In Nigeria by Udofire(m): 11:06pm On Apr 12, 2016

ify2nyce:
**** coughs"**

stretch ur hand make i throw u tom tom

Celebrities › Re: Tekno Is Now A Baby Daddy (see Photos) by Udofire(m): 11:02pm On Apr 12, 2016

Like papa like pikin

Romance › Re: 8 Stereotypical Belief About Ladies With Beards And Hairy Body by Udofire(m): 10:54pm On Apr 12, 2016

cassieblake:
No pay bride price,free wife Who rejects this kind of offer?

wey petrol price and dollar high, na quick rush ma dear.

Romance › Re: 8 Stereotypical Belief About Ladies With Beards And Hairy Body by Udofire(m): 10:40pm On Apr 12, 2016

tee59:
Una no get seriou work self. Na. woman matter u fit dey carry for head always.

you wey get serious work, why you dey comment.

Romance › Re: 8 Stereotypical Belief About Ladies With Beards And Hairy Body by Udofire(m): 10:31pm On Apr 12, 2016

Oga wristbangle! I guess you are in love with one. Anyway, that's non of my business.

Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Prophesies About Attack On Nigeria & Ghana by Udofire(m): 1:31pm On Apr 12, 2016

Prophecy or no prophecy,true or false...where's my running shoe. On your mark, set, _

Celebrities › Re: Davido's New Girlfriend Su Yung Says She Is Missing Him by Udofire(m): 7:01pm On Apr 09, 2016

adesewa4uyahoo:
Aye bobo yi ti ta sha... Chinko lotun kan

lmao...

Celebrities › Re: Davido's New Girlfriend Su Yung Says She Is Missing Him by Udofire(m): 6:58pm On Apr 09, 2016

kingzjay:
Su Yung?

China products no dey last oh

so na naija poduct dey last.

Celebrities › Re: Davido's New Girlfriend Su Yung Says She Is Missing Him by Udofire(m): 6:39pm On Apr 09, 2016

Joyce28:
The babe dey very sexy

am seeing a naked lady and not a sexy lady. You don't always have to be naked before you are regarded as sexy.

Celebrities › Re: Davido's New Girlfriend Su Yung Says She Is Missing Him by Udofire(m): 6:24pm On Apr 09, 2016

drnairalov:
huh!!! tattoos disgust me

maybe because you're not rich

Crime › Re: Abuja Babe Drags Man To Court For Refusing To Pay After Sex by Udofire(m): 4:28pm On Apr 09, 2016

Jediel1:
Konji na bastard so upon this heat, no light, no fuel people go still go meet olosho

i wonder oo...prick no get sense.

Agriculture › Re: Bill Gates Ear-marks $6m For Cassava And Rice In Nigeria by Udofire(m): 3:54pm On Mar 26, 2016

RichYoungNigga:
This guy is the true definition of a philanthropist.
You know how much he's given to charity ??

Donald Trump is busy displaying his stupidity

Don't mind that Donald Trump guy. Hin mouth too sweet jare. Na Africa fit am.

Romance › Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by Udofire(m): 3:45pm On Mar 26, 2016

missyadorable:
All "normal" men are womanizers
So what point are you trying to make?

Sharrap!!! What do you mean by all normal men... That's bullshit.

Career › Re: Is It Good To Tell Your Boss You Are Resigning Or Take Your Salary And Leave? by Udofire(m): 3:07pm On Mar 26, 2016

Lwkmd

Romance › Re: I Kissed A Friend Accidentally Now I Feel Guilty by Udofire(m): 5:23pm On Jan 22, 2016

Hadez:
It has been a while since I had sex or anything romance.

Today I was with a very close friend of mine (male) who came visiting because we have no lectures. We have been friends for a year now and he totally understands the limit of our friendship. In fact he is my BFF

We were watching a movie and chatting when I suddenly discovered we were already kissing I push him away quickly and bring myself back to order and asked him to leave my apartment.

I feel so betrayed right now. He is just a friend and I have a boyfriend I love so much (distance relationship) please help me I don't feel right I am really feeling so guilty. What do I do?

Romance › Re: I Kissed A Friend Accidentally Now I Feel Guilty by Udofire(m): 4:30pm On Jan 22, 2016

Hadez:
It has been a while since I had sex or anything romance.

Today I was with a very close friend of mine (male) who came visiting because we have no lectures. We have been friends for a year now and he totally understands the limit of our friendship. In fact he is my BFF

We were watching a movie and chatting when I suddenly discovered we were already kissing I push him away quickly and bring myself back to order and asked him to leave my apartment.

I feel so betrayed right now. He is just a friend and I have a boyfriend I love so much (distance relationship) please help me I don't feel right I am really feeling so guilty. What do I do?

I believe you did it accidentally but for more confirmation, allow me kiss you for 5mins or eitherstill the normal normal way.

Health › Re: You Will Never Throw Away Rice Water After Reading This...! by Udofire(m): 8:19pm On Jan 10, 2016

Udofire:
have you tried it already ni?

Shokoloko:
I heard about this from chinese friends. According to them they wash their hair with rice water to prevent breakage and graying. Ive started using it but have to be patient to see the result. But not the polished rice we have here in nigeria. Ofada or Abakiliki rice might be a better alternative
And they said to leave overnight before using to wash hair

Udofire:
have you tried it already ni?

Me i like your bravery sha...i dey on top fence here dey wait your result...

Health › Re: You Will Never Throw Away Rice Water After Reading This...! by Udofire(m): 8:12pm On Jan 10, 2016

maiahsaiah:
Abeg that thing no dey work!

have you tried it already ni?

Romance › Re: Naija Girl Calls Out Her Friend On Twitter For Sleeping With Her Father [PICS] by Udofire(m): 7:52pm On Jan 10, 2016

Pls tell me another story have not heard before.

Crime › Re: I Wasn’t Gang Raped; I Agreed To Have Sex With Them, 16-yr-old by Udofire(m): 10:18pm On Jan 09, 2016

[quote author=niggi4life post=41802490]my biitch ex gf lost her virginity at the age of 14.
Well, it wasn't even me who banged her first at 16 [/quote
why the anger then?

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