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chatinent:
She did it for 90% just for trends and 10% patriotism.


Believe.


Except it was for bribe.


A typical Nigerian police will rather die than not collect bribe.

No hate. I so don't like the NPF.

Ever8090:
Thank you baby abi thank you papa..?

SLAP44:
Just as I left the hospital.

Before I got to the intersection.

They pulled before us in a black Toyota Sienna.

Blocking us from moving further.

These men.

In black and blue jeans.

And black tight t-shirts.

Heavily armed.

Sunglasses as usual.

Climbed out of the vehicle.

My driver exhaled heavily.

"These people again."

Eight men.

Two moved toward the Taxify.

Gun raised.

Cocking their rifles as though they had caught a criminal.

I sat calmly.

If you are a young man who frequents Taxify or Uber in Lagos, you'd probably get used to that embarrassment.

I had nothing with me just my phone.

And the medication I had gotten from the hospital.

I was so weak.

Massive headache.

While they approached I asked my driver.

"Who are those guys?"

"Haaa. Bros, na SARS o."

I said.

"I thought they have banned these guys?"

He looked at me.

"For wia. Na today?"

I sighed.

The two approached one on each side of the car. I kept my hands in plain sight and made no sudden moves.

One of the men shouted at my driver.

"You no go wind down? Abi you want us to beg you?"

The Taxify driver quickly hit the window button as he screamed forcing a smile.

"Aaah officer of the law no vex, sir! I throw way salute."

The one who had shouted approached my window.

I was looking away.

He shouted.

"Oga, you no dey greet person abi you no see us?"

I slowly turned my head and looked at him.

"Officer, good afternoon, sir."

"Afternoon. Who are you?"

I was about to answer.

He shouted.

"Oga, come down?!"

One of his folks standing a few steps away shouted.

"Who be dis person wey no dey hear us? Na one of those protesters? Devil go welcome am for hell now if he be one of those protesters."

He cocked his gun and approached my Taxify.

It was a lonely road.

No onlookers.

A few cars passed by the other side of the lane.

I gently got down from the car.

I greeted again.

Both of them.

"Officers, good afternoon, sir."

My driver came out and said.

"Na my passenger! I pick am from that hospital down the road."

The one who had asked me who I am shouted at him.

"Shut up! Did we ask you anything? You dey mad? Your moda!"

Then he turned to me.

"Oga, who are you?"

"My name is Kyrian Chiemelie, sir."

"What do you do? Wetin dey your pocket?"

"I am a writer, sir."

"Journalist?"

"No, sir. Author, scriptwriter, filmmaker, sir."

"Oga, wetin dey your pocket?"

"My phone, sir."

"Bring it out."

I dug out my phone.

"Unlock it."

"Why?"

The other one shouted attracting the rest, pointing his gun at him.

"You are asking us questions? Are you stupid?"

I said.

"No, sir. But none of you has the right to search my phone. I didn't do anything wrong."

One shouted, running toward us.

"Who dey yarn that rubbish? Na one of the protesters? Shoot the modafuvker!"

The other one said.

"We never know na when we search him phone we go know."

The Taxify driver said to me.

"Please, unlock your phone. You know what is going on already."

The one pointing rifle at me shouted.

Eyes widened.

Dark lips.

Unsmiling face.

"Oga, unlock your phone for the last time!"

As I used my fingerprint he snatched my phone from me immediately.

Handed it to the last folk who approached us.

He seemed to be the leader.

He started to go through my phone as he said.

"What did you say you do again?"

"I am a filmmaker, sir."

"Actor?"

I shook my head.

"Basically writing."

He looked at me.

"You look tired."

I said.

"I just dey come back from the hospital. The one down there."

"Wetin dey do you? COVID-19?"

"No, sir. Na stress and little sickness. My doctor has given me some tablets, I will be fine in a couple of days."

As he scrolled through my phone the others watched.

Gun pointed up, down. A few at me.

I remained chilled.

He asked.

"And you are not one of the end SARS protesters."

I remained silent.

One of them moved toward me as though he wanted to hit me his rifle.

I dodged.

"Oga, dey ask you, you dey ignore am."

The man said.

"Leave am. Make I see end SARS pictures on his phone first and he is gone with the gun."

I was still silent.

A few minutes later.

One said to the one with my phone.

"Oga, did you see any pictures of end SARS on his phone?"

"I never see one."

I said.

"Sir, can I go, please? There is nothing on my phone."

He looked at me.

"Are you teaching us our job?"

"Not at all, sir. But there is nothing on my phone. My doctor said I should not stand too long."

Two laughed.

"You dey tell us na. We wey no get doctor make we die. We wey dey use chamist cure our infection and malaria."

I didn't say a word.

One of them approached me and showed me some images on his phone.

Dead bodies.

Fresh corpses of youth, both male and female.

Lying by the bush.

Blood gushing from bullet wounds.

I looked at him, in fear.

He said.

"Shey dem dey shout end SARS we no dey catch anybody again o. But na make we see pictures of end SARS for person phone the person is gone. Dis ones wey you dey see so na some of the protesters o. Shey dey don die like dis? Dey will keep dying."

One shouted at him.

"Why you dey tell am this thing? Why you dey leak our secret? Do you know who he is?"

"Shey he talk say na filmmaker? He won't do anything."

Goosebumps rushed over me.

In actuality of how these guys are killing in reckless abandon.

The one with my phone said.

"I no see anything for him phone. He is free to go."

He handed my phone back to me.

Then said.

I took my phone and said.

"Thank you."

As I headed back to the Taxify, a Lexus Jeep was approaching behind us.

They rushed immediately and flew it to stop.

The Taxify driver got in and we started to drive off.

While I looked behind, watching as they dragged five guys out of the car.

About three wore t-shirts.

Boldly written 'EndSARS'.

The Taxify turned right at the intersection and I couldn't see anymore.

He shouted.

"Ah. These people are in trouble."

But I heard it barely ten seconds later.

It was loud from a distance. Three gunshots

Written by Kyrian Chiemelie Offor

jansonn:
Shut the Bleep off!!

osazsky:
yeah vigilante
The average Nigerian is very dull

SpecTTraP:
Wonders has ended.

ThatReporterz:
I Decided to Bring this to the Politics Section to get attention of More Nigerians ...

This is what is happening all over Nigeria Now , I Want you to read and Learn ... don't fall a victim ...

This is Not the Issue of Sars or Yahoo Boys !!! , This one pass am ....

I Will Write it as a Story and Narration so that many people will understand ....

If you are one of those the use to Buy Second HAND Phones , Fairly used or anything Used in Nigeria , Think twice before making a buying again !!!!

A Guy came to a lady with an Original IPhone X , Asking her to buy , that the owner is seriously sick in the hospital and needs money , he said that the price is normally 250k , But if she get 150k let her pay because of the urgency of the funds , The lady priced 100k ... after much dialogue , he make a fake call and ask the lady to brink money that the owner don agree.

So that Lady asked him to bring his account number , make she do the transfer , na so that Guy tell him say , he get problem with his bank , that he no dey use bank for now , make the girl give him cash , he tell the girl say make they go bank go withdraw , the Guy say make they use Nearby POS services , that he will pay for charges .

So after payment , the Guy gave the girl the phone , and disappear into thin air , the Phone is very very Good , 100% Original and the girl was enjoying it .... After 2 weeks of their transaction ... she received the highest shock of her life ... 4 armed policemen visited her apartment and arrested her.

They told her that the phone she is using was one of the properties collected from a man at a Gun point robbery , that she is one of the suspects , they also told her they on the day of the robbery , the man's 24k Gold watch worth 2.8 Million Naira , Her necklace worth 6 Million naira and her 2 months used Mercedes benz GLE Worth 42 Million Naira was collected from him.

They went further to tell the girl that inside that phone , the a contract and deal that worth over 80 Million naira was also deleted, they said before her release, that she must pay for all these or be charged to court.

They gave her the second option of providing the Guy that sold the Phone to her !!!

To Cut the story short, a Guy who works as an informant to a luxury hotel said he saw the same guy who sold the phone to the girl with the people that arrested the lady, as much as the man who claims that his heaven was stolen, discussing on how the girl go pay at least 5 million before they think of releasing her.

They are there drinking and eating Big meat , and the girl is inside police cell suffering.

Don't Be surprise if those SHOUTING END SARS with You are One of their INFORMANTS

Welcome to Nigeria.

PLS FP.

Patosky4U:
1)Rambo
2) snake in the eagle shadow abi na monkey in the snake shadow
3) we were soldiers



The oga of all them all is COMMANDO

alphaNomega:
So if someone installs performance brakes on a keke napep I should be excited?

juniorstar:
call her best friend or boy friend isn't her phone going sef!

Jafar1:
Don't use one person's action to qualify the others...
The fact that the previous one was later caught in a hotel with a man doesn't mean this one is also gonna be that way...

The level of insecurity in this country alone should make u realized that she may have been kidnapped or so..
This is somebody's daughter and her family members are not at rest RN.
Pray not to ever miss any family member of urs.


I pray and hope she returns home in good health and in one piece..

Or11:
I think we all know where she is.

Give a dog bone, leave the dog alone, let the dog roam and it will find it's way home. -DMX

okafor200:
I also forsee thunder striking ur half bumbum there for you
in short tithe kill you there

baba olowo

egopersonified:
I have planted ugu twice in my back yard, failed both times, I planted the third time yesterday and prayed for them

techmo:
I don't know the criteria for odogwuship in your village but

Hushpuppi the legendary Yahoo boy who most of you yahoo wanabees look up to was a Bbnaija fan,

Governor Yahaya Bello, Rochas Okorocha, Dapo Abiodun and countless first ladies watch and support Bbnaija

Senator Florence Ita Giwa , Sen Elisha Abbo , Dino melaye all support Bbnaija

Reverend father Mbaka spoke about Erica's misbehaviour


So who are you exactly?!




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overdrive:
Not again!!!

Juliearth:
You are right about a woman's heart being intrinsic. Most times, what we desire are men who are sensitive to our emotions and not our material needs. All women in relationships are melancholics and by that, I mean, you can cross the red sea for her, climb the highest mountains...but fail to call her or tell her you love her and she is not pleased. The little things that you is all that matters.

Also, women are moved by words and not sight,so do not fail to reassure her of your feelings, but dont overdo it because that way, it would lose its value.

The narrative among the other gender is that to please a woman, one would have to read an encyclopedia... Funny enough, its far from that.


Quite often than not, I read narratives here, where the OPs and even those in the comment section are crying foul that their love interests are not taking them serious after spending so much on them. The truth of the matter is that no woman would take a man who spends carelessly on her in the early stages of a relationship serious. The early stage should be invested in knowing the other person than trying to impress her. Men need to learn that also. Impress your lady with your worth (not financial) and not your pockets..




Its nice to hear from you again, op.

Arvelo:
Bros you still try sef, if na me she go suck my dick b4 she collect am...

Coolcalmcollect:
those foolish boys won't listen, don't waste your advice, they will still spend half their salary on the girl and say it's their duty as a bf. their stupidity can't be cured.

jimmychang:
Nigga speak for yourself

Dizzyrascal:

Dizzyrascal:
okay then can I apologize and we move on like Nigerians? After all, yesterday was independence Day. I admit that I got it all wrong....but don't ever call me a bigot. I clearly am not bro...

Dizzyrascal:
I guess the part where I mentioned that I was not ibo got lost on you because you just simply had to be petty.....today is independence day for crying out loud, even if you are not so keen about national unity try acting mature....thanks

Dizzyrascal:
You can quote me on this one
I am not ibo, but ibo men make the best husbands and generally tend to have very stable homes.

When I saw this thread, the only thing that came to my mind was nostalgia because my mom used to be a great fan of his and we had his music videos then. It's great to see that he is doing so well for himself and his family.

These are the people that made growing up fun, not our clueless politicians. who could forget lyrics like

Police yey, police yey
The black man wey dey here is committing suicide oooo

QuillanHardy:
[color=#000000] Another wicked banger
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