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naiirablog:
Granted.
But add source though.

Kriss216:
She even reference her nyash as the winner.


Wahala for who no get nyash

ethicallyright:

This story may be the most beautiful yet tragic love story ever .

If the tale of Romeo and Juliet was not told by Williams Shakespeare but by the National Dailies of his time, all we would know is that two lovers drank a poisonous substance before they transitioned to the after life. Their parents' lack of approval for the romantic union would not be reported by a "First Person point of view" of the journalists because bad news travels faster than good news.

Maybe he did not kill the woman, maybe he did not kill himself or maybe he really did commit both murder and suicide.

There are many untold stories in this biased report of a woman who does not know the past tense of "hang".

donbachi:
Him for cut off him head of many years..no be him mate dey trek from borno to abuja to celebrate buhari's victory..one even drink stagnant dirty water..him go dey cut dread..him neva ready to celebrate laycon.

Dollarship:
Looks good on him tho ye who slap me

josh123:
its not tribalism bro, its a term in pidgin used in naming monsters

femi4:
How can this ojuju calabar be a teacher

naiirablog:
This Nengi is for any guy an expensive luck.


Let me tell a small story about another expensive Luck


EXPENSIVE LUCK PART 1.


There was a certain man who hailed from the town of Ogbia, at the river side, from the tribe of Ijaw. His name was Good luck the son of Ebele. For the nurse that had attended on the day of his birth, hath seen the small beautiful stars like a crown on his callow hair. And she had told his father, and his mother and together they had called him ‘Goodluck”. For fortune danced around his head right from the womb.

When he had come of age, He departed from his father’s house into the wilderness to fast and to pray. After then, he had emerged with fresh annointing. and ha

Because of this, he haf moved to the great house of learning to study the science of beasts and of the fowls of the air, and of the fishes of the sea.

And Lo his mind was indeed bright and there was great wisdom in his belly and he had found favour among men and even with God.
When he was done with study, they had made him an Inspector of schools. And from thence, he had waxed stronger, so that they had promoted him as teacher in the colleges, and lecturer of the science of beasts.

He taught and taught and prophesied to his students like never has been seen in the times, until his fame spread greatly abroad. So popular did he become, that the man who was to run as Governor of the city had sent for him; unto him he said “Come my friend, oh thou favoured amongst the gods, take my hand and let us ascend together.
The man’s name was Diepreye the son of Alamieyeseigha. And in one accord both men had worked side by side. The hand of one clipped to the hand of the other. And behold the Lord was with them for they had emerged as conquerors and winners of the contest and election of the county. The majority had voted for them. And their heads had been anointed with oil by INEC and kingmakers as rulers over all their kindred.

From Diepreye the son of Alamieyeseigha, he had become Governor Diepreye the son of Alamieyeseigha. And from Jonathan the son of Ebele to, Deputy Governor Jonathan the son of Ebele.

On their sixth year in office, behold the Governor of the city had been impeached by the Ministers of the law, and Counsellors of Assembly.
And Lo, Jonathan was appointed in his stead. And he had become Governor over all the city. And Jonathan had come before the Lord. And had wept and murmured hymns unto the heavens. Saying.

Oh Lord My God My heart is divided, and my lips are confused. For I know not whether to cry or to laugh. Yea! It is indeed a true thing that my feet now wears the most golden sandals, But the sandals are for my master Diepreye. However i still say bless the Lord, I still rejoice for your wisdom surpasses all things. For when a ram falls for slaughter . Another man’s appetite is satisfied, perhaps The fall of one is for the good of another. But thou Alone Lord are wise.

As though that was not enough, after his term as Governor over his own kindred in the land of Bayelsa. The man who was to run as Highest Ruler and President over all the nation of the host of Nigeria. had sent for him to assist and contest by his side as Vice. The man’s name was Musa the son Of Yaradua who hailed from an Emirate in the state of katsina. And yet again, and like a dream of the night. They had emerged as the winners of the contest. And like a dream of the night, both had become president and vice over all of Nigeria.
And Jonathan had raised an altar in his backyard. And his soul rejoiced. And he sung a new song Saying;

Like a dream of the night, the Lord has elevated me from the staple. And like a dream of the night he has fattened my cheeks with the kings meat.

Then, after many months, it came to pass that heart the ruler of all the land, had been beseiged by an infirmity. And his mouth coughed a great cough. So that men of council wondered amongst themselves and took charge of him journeying with him together on a large bird which bore them on its wings toward healers in a far away country, and behold even as they had gotten there, their labour still made no avail, for the infirmity had prevailed on his body. And the great man had breathe his last breathe. And his body perished

And behold the country was thrown in desolation. And everyone in Nigeria rent their clothes and mourned, and all was lost in the madness of grief. Their voices saying singing one song;

‘Our soul weep a great deal for a mighty man hath indeed fallen. And yea! the bearer of Seven Agendas, hath become Bearer Of Seven Diseases.

And after this, there was a small confusion. For the people had looked from one to the other saying. The king’s chair is now vacant, for it is abominable for the seat to be vacant for too long, else we shall be likened to wild beasts without government and order. Then they turned to the direction of Goodluck Saying; Yes! He shall lead. For it is written in the books the latter always preceeds the former. And the whole congregation response saying. Yea! He shall lead us.

On hearing this, Jonathan went to his tabernacle and and rent his clothes saying;

The thing that happened to Diepreye, has again happened to Yaradu. But whom am i to refuse the People’s call, for i was borne with neither staffs nor shoes. Yet the golden sandals of my masters i am being made to wear again a second time. And yet again i shall laugh and cry and weep and rejoice with the same mouth, but thou alone Lord are wise.

Then he accepted and and was crowned ruler and President over all the kindred.


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EXPENSIVE LUCK PART 2 (COMING SOON)
THE RISE OF BUHARI

solmus:




Mscheeew!!!


Most cultist in Nigeria, I understand their foolishness, but still you traveled out and still carry on the stupidity is what I don't get

This cultist grow so much wings abroad that you wonder what's the gain


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MikeMicheal:
Why does this sound like good news

yaki84:
What u put up here is more foolish than what those people in the video did.

Osobi32:
They even added groundnut and milk..... ahh they are lucky ooo

jomarq:
I don't know how to do this

DaInferno:
your comment and signature are contradictory; what kind of hypocrite are you?! that been said,I don't even remember when last I sat to a watch movie talkless of a live show but
like it or yes, that show puts food on some tables

EyezofGod120:
I'm not even shocked,,man city,he no go better for una ,,una go suffer for 600yrs

Evolutionlove:
"Lagos" The Worst & Most Dirtiest, Most Crowded, Most Filthiest, Most Craziest Place In the World.....

clairebode:
Lol...Awon Marlians

Madibahisback:
Please nls
Hungry wan kill me abeg
I don't mind anything

Pls if u're staying around ojo lag
U can help me with food
Pls

sbaks:
This rat is to me of great worth and more useful than some politicians in their thousands somewhere around the gulf of guinea. Don't even ask me where cos I dey vex.
Wonderful rat I must say

Enoch07:
some animals are even more useful than some humans

Juliusmomoh:
Tell her na... And u whould not go there to eat again.

Tayoalaaye75:
Nigeria is a terrible place with terrible people, suffering and smiling is the logo. Nigeria can and will never the better, the politicians are useless, the youth are foolish, the standard not living is the worst. Lived in Russia for some years and regretted my decision to come back, decided to relocate to Benin republic few months ago and it was my best decision, business moving very well, I am happy here because everyone over here seems so contented with the little the have, electricity is 24/7, accommodation is monthly and affordable, no competition between "Big man" and "Poor man". Life is good here

Nigeria is a terrible place to live, Nigerians are terrible people and suffering is already in the blood of Nigerians and it seems to be normal to them which is not. I don't see myself as a foreigner here because most of the people here speaks Yoruba language. Even Port novo enjoys 24 hours light and Idi Iroko border few minutes from Port novo (5 minutes walk) suffer terrible light. Will sell my land in Lagos and buy a land here.....Enjoy your suffering modafuckers......

SLAP44:
Witch hunting exercise.

Is it not in this same country that the government gave several trailers of expired rice to many south west states to eat? Till today, nobody has sealed the federal government and no government staff has been arrested since then.

Siberia01:

rubbish an oil rich state
with bad roads all over
90℅ of them can't even afford a 3 square meal
the only employment there is
keke
mini bus
private school
hotels.

otherwise

empty roads with slum bungalows

that's why they all run out to Lagos and PH
as househelps and gatemen

ethicallyright:
Akwa-Ibom youths have not taken advantage of the infrastructuaral development and very wonderful security condition of their State.

They prefer sycophancy especially on social media. An average AKWA IBOM youth's dream job is to be a P.A. to a P.A of the P.A of a prominent politician in the State.
Well, it paid the likes of Ini Ememobong and the rest , so they hold on to it like their lives depend on it.

So much to explore but their youth can't think outside the box. They however do not fail to explore different sex styles with the ladies they mostly cohabitate with.

imustmakeit:
10k may be light to that woman same way 100m may not be light to Dangote... It's all relative.