₦airaland Forum

Desperado-part 1

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright....
Don't need any food
Am okay with my weed and bottles

I can relate

My "Hatun" don fexxxxx

omenka:
Short Fused nonentities.

Couldn't care less whatever happens to any of them.

Barcelona is the stupidest club in the universe. See me see 35 million naira, only for the dolts to mess things up.

Na so Dem do us 4 here!
I nor go fit tell u sorry,but just brace up,u go blow Dem one day but 4 now,na NTOOR I go tell u

NwaNimo1:
Best thing he's done in office!

Why are you like this ogbeni?

GAZZUZZ:
In life you need balance, kindly add more beer, thank you.

Givam, Givam, Givam...... no worry, na me go pay dis one!

OOzz:
Foolish calabarians

Takes a fool to know one

nairavsdollars:
It's too expensive sef. I'm sure if the buyer had price it wella, they could have sold it for #700 or #800. ]police yaf suffer

I doubt if yours will be bought for #200, considering your comment, I really doubt it......

mar1juana:
With this by my gate, I can peacefully go Offline

Slaowamirrrrrrrr

Teewhy2:
why is abroad water always blue and Nigeria own is mostly brown?

That is because abroad water is always blue and Nigeria's own is mostly brown!

sapphiere:
A lot! Too numerous to mention.
One of the gifts I've given a man which is priceless is my TIME.

I knew you will finally say this trash!

If God won't punish him then the devil will definitely punish him for this reckless talk.....

Sombori close to Boohaarii should do us all a favor,:assassinate him like they did Abachhhhhhah before the slow poke will use us all as collaterals for his dumb experiments

Your problem wouldn't have happened if your sweet mom had aborted you then, it would have saved us all this stress. Furthermore, had you been killed during that #EndSARS protest, we would be glad that a simp has been annihilated. Anyway, since I don't know your location to trace you & rid you, I leave you to your fate. I don't have anything to tell you!

mytime24:
All na win win

Plus over 2.5

Never trust Nigerian police officers. Let's hope they are saying the truth this time around

Well, let also hope you don't get robbed, then you do know that the police, though most are terrible, do work!

Decolonel:
I wil try and be as brief as possible.

As a growing child, I watched lots of nollywood movies where young lovers who fell in love had to stick with each other through the rough times, suffer together and still end up in marriage. Then other scenarios where the same set of people had to break up due to some unreconcilable differences. Well, I was opportune to experience the former.

I met my fiancee in 2012 in the university while I was in medical school. It was a journey that later graduated into a beautiful lifetime happiness. I met her among other young girls in a fellowship gathering but there was something spectacular about her. Her jovial but shy disposition made her outstanding. I collected her no along side other gals no but kept on calling her. She was very respectful, loyal and caring. She gradually captured my heart and I asked her out after some weeks. We became best of friends. We shared almost everything in common except that I'm an sanguine and she is a melancholy. But we later clicked so fast.

Later I started having issues in medical school. She never left me. She was always there. My failures in medical school started giving me depression, she was also there. She never gave up on me. She would rather stay and help me braid my grown hairs so that I would be happy. She was the only one that understood me. She encouraged to strive on and always believe in myself. I gradually bounced back mentally, wrote my MB exam and passed all my professional exams.

Fast forward to 2020, I had finished medical school as a medical doctor, started my housemanship, proposed to her and she said 'yes'. We will be getting married this Dec, 2020.

Truly, true love exists but the problem is that people are not ready to work it out. There were times we quarrelled, but we later sorted our issues out. It was not rosy throughout. Most young girls are not ready to stick with one man to build him and build with him. A responsible man will always come back to that loyal babe who has always been there for him to settle down with. You can confirm from 2Baba.

So find that loyal babe who is ready to build with you, especially when u have a vision and a feasible plan to succeed in life. Trust me, you will find her and find true love.
#queenoch20

I don't read long epistles but your story is truly romantic, same with what I passed through with my date then now turn to mother of my crew! Wishing you the best in good health and prosperity

WandaMaximoff:
When village people mean you ehn.

But is ASUU not on strike?

From that red beret, you can conclude on what must have happened.

Drowning fire.

Dat him red bonnet ehhhhhhhhhhh......

Moferere:
The moment you started this, I knew you were from a deficient background

Get a job, raise a family, live the life that you wish, there & then will I deem it worthwhile to join issues with a Jobless social media rat like ya!
*your NL profile speaks volumes about you.... an imp you are!

Moferere:
your ọpọlọ head, resemble that of your momsy concubine.

Oniranu oshi

I just went through your profile and noticed how u curse people's fathers and their responses to your stupidity
Your choice of English is.... Lol
Final verdict.... You're fatherless, hence ur insult on popsys!
....... Or maybe ur father is alive but he's "sonless*....










LOL....

Moferere:
Cop Udomma, I know you more than you think. And I am not convinced that you were properly raised.
Who did you think I should blame?
Your popsy of course.

Then you must be who I think you are..... BASTARD1!

Moferere:
Dear Cop Udomma, if this is the way your parents trained you to engage a stranger, then you are not properly raised.

What makes u think I'm a cop, @Moferere?
Besides,i think you should grow up & sort issues related to u maturely, what has parent got to do with this? I might have been brought up by a pastor but choose to do hindu Tingz.
Spare my parents and try not to be stupid again!

Moferere:
Wetin consign me?
Hunger never catch una.

Shebi una dey arrest people wey dey protest for better police welfare package ni

Why do you choose to be daft?
These ones are very fresh recruits who still have morals yet unpolluted by the canker worms of the organization but now the government has slowly and gradually turned them to beggars & sluts since April. I try to assist the ones around my office because it saddens the heart to see one who could pass for ur nephews or nieces being turned to a potential bully in the long run.

tsdarkside:
is this a joke or what....??

Not a joke, I sponsor most of them. The government just turning them to beggars & sluts. It's really pathetic cos they can't even voice it out.

Elose11:
How true is this salary structure? And what is the fate of other paramilitary groups like Custom, Civil defence, Immigration, Fire and Correctional services?

No rank like sergeant major anymore!
Fake news.......

Hahahahahaha haha......
I will not say anything pim!






Poster might be fishy down there, hence the pain in her post, kpele dear, nor be we cause your problems

Macphenson:
Another prove of wasted sperm.

Gold circle could have saved us from this disaster to humanity.

How is he a wasted sperm, is it because he said the obvious?
Anyways, upgrading from Gold circle will help you loads, it's not a very reliable stuff.

Dididrumz:
Uncle You no get chill oooo

Check am nah!
How can a human created by God, with the ability to reason, say vehemently that, "a woman's money is not to be shared" in marriage?
After the hassles of dowry, marriage planning, successful execution of the TM/Wedding, befitting accommodation for honeymoon and you tell me her money can't be shared?
I take charge of the bills in my home but wifee knows what she can readily sort out without stress,considering the state of our "Great" nation.

virginprincess:
I said what i said because you guys are taking it like it a must that women must part of the family responsibility, it not suppose to be a must but choice, a woman money is not suppose to be shared.

Are you okay like dis?
With this your style of reasoning, dear sister, you WON'T get married to!
A man saves up funds to pay your parent & kindred, money as dowry, who basically have a poor/selfish mentality, even if they might be rich and you spew the thrash that "a woman's money isn't ought to be shared"?
If I wasn't married, I would have stalked you, married you, no matter what it takes or your folks high demands, then I would have gladly sacrificed you for money rituals to recoup my expenses!

Focusmind:
See how people tear race - run for your life my people. You have family at home

The picture is not true, I was there. Nothing of such happened. The tout killed just scaled through mtn office and made to cross the road before he was double crossed and dealt with machetes and shovels.
Google that pix, event happened in Uyo during xenophobic attacks on South African firms.

He is irrelevant & thinks stupid tweets will bring him to the trends.
For his information, most people in civilized climes like the USA, do have a mind of their own that is working independently and void of monetary inducement or unwarranted stomach infrastructure as obtainable in our "great" country.
Even in death, they tend to stand for what they believe in, unlike our minds that fluctuate like forex figures, even while in queues to vote. When apc offers #1k,they are for apc. When a black SUV, with tinted glasses, carrying a PDP "stalwart" enters the arena, #3k is offered and BOOOOOOOM, everybody dey do PDP!
Sick country, we have