obailala:
Kpokpo-Madiga... Like play like play, this thing doesnt exist outside Warri..

It's a staple in Bayelsa 🍞

This is Nigeria

Heat Don kill the idiot

bamto:
I was just wondering if someone always calls the shot in your house when it comes to holding the remote control and determining which channels to watch. It is certain that we have our diverse preferred channels. For the ladies, its mostly films and music, while the guys mostly opt for sports and politics. Then, you see some fathers, once they are home, listen to news from one channel to the other till they go to bed.
What do you have in your house: a dictatorial or democratic system of remote controlling?

Me me me...... After me wiffy!

being:

@bepositive11
A lot of stubborn children do change cos of beating.
In any case if they don't, take their case to their Creator!

OH my my..... To their creator indeed!

BRIMBRAM:


He should have flogged her on her head instead. I agree with you.

I quite agree with you too 👍
Head is better than yansh, according to martial actor😂😂😂😂

aniekan28:
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more details soon:
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This still available?

LUGBE:
This man

Yes oooo..... This very man, the "Hot" of ife!

janvier27:


Make I no waste mine. Thank you jare.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Had wanted to like her but with this pictures, nanahnahnah! Ashewo plenty for her eye

HoleDriller:
Udonmmit


What is the name of this movie?

Just wasted my data

Do the needful first!
Who is Daniel, either living or dead?
If they gave the boy a native name, no qualms but to drop Charles and pick Daniel is another queer one! Ask again and again, who is DANIEL? What is so particular about the name that they wanna use your son to immortalize without due clarification on your side

Generalwoodz:
Putin is gradually at his wits end. Just imagine how low he has stoop. Sometimes you allow certain things slide for huge reason. Look how popular the woman has become. Look how much sympathy she's attracted. Putin is a goat not the Messi or CR7 kind, but smelly hausa goat.

E be like you go Sabi find problem well-we'll oo

MASTAkiLLAh:
Useless girl

Very very 💩

longetivity:
See the avenue this guy dey take defend criminality

Tiff dey him eye!

Bomb fit drop for Nigeria own!

CuriousCart:


I owe you one.
Like what voltage do you think can fry appliances?

😂
Before you increase the voltage, make sure you monitor him well and strike when he's outside and not close to hurriedly put off his appliances. I did this to one Ole when I was a bachelor and was using a one man carrier Gen........ Sweet memories 👍

maasoap:

After the above comment, you still went ahead to make the one below! You are daft.



FG should protect these criminals? The wicked and lost souls? What will even be the benefits to Nigeria if FG should protect these murderers?
To even think that many parents support their kids in this line of criminal acts is baffling!
And to you, you should change your moniker first. Nothing Christ-like about you

Don't mind the lunatic

Soniar:
Please if anybody can help me with any little amount to eat I will be very happy. Feeding is a big problem for me and my family please no matter how small. I havent eaten anything since yesterday in the morning pls. My dad is a retired teacher and my mom is late. Am a single mother with my own son mouth to feed, the little money i make have use it to cater for my dad illness and pay house rent but his health is getting worst. Now we can't even eat or buy water to drink. Please if you're reading this message pls come to our aid, no matter how small it will go a long way pls. May God meet you at the point of your need as you have show us mercy amen

Acct num:

318747

8996

Faith
First Bank

Getat of here! There's no dignity in begging using any guise or format. Go search for manual labor to foot ya bills or you get a plate and sit at the closest junction to you. That is better & official 💩

mariahAngel:


Hahahahahahahahahaha



Garri with Pepsi? 😩

No wonder Nigerians go waka, fall die!
Garri wit Pepsi 😲

Garri oooo.. With chocolate milk, very chill water, sugar & groundnut, crusty peanut or cashew but..... Heavenly 🥂🤗

fergie001:

You want him to kill those ones too?

Yeah, he should! 🙄

Ojuroye:
😂 u like vawulence. Seller say no low pricing you dey comment 2.5m.

We're in vawulence mode activated. All our actions MUST have a slice of vawulence, please 👻

Phyde:

Can you carry me along sir?

Yeah. Ask an installer to get you a free to air decoder. It's a better alternative to paid decoder, that's my personal experience sha.

hardbody:


Me connecting to Dysh is a myth on its own.

........ And the myth is false 😋

Sammyimpostor:

What FTA do you use please?

I use a Digisat decoder. My installer combined 4 dishes to set up the unit, it's better than none, even preferable to pay TV where I'm mostly @ work and bill is still counting 😠

Orfankwagh:
Every country good,na only NIGERIA my country no good. Yet some people with all the OP write up here,them still they support that cartel man make e come add fuel ontop the small damages wey we dey fight against.

Cartel man... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I've been enjoying FTA for the past 4-5 years running!
Kids got Lotta cartoons, they're fine.
I gat several foreign & local news, action movies, animal Channel & a bit of music, I'm OK.
Missus gat teleseries, bit of Nollywood,Tele evangelist, she's good!
We're all good for free!
I hate watching football alone, so no need for live matches 😋

HIGHESTPOPORI:
IGBO AMAKA

What's igbo amaka?
An Akwa Ibom dude is now igbo amaka?
You lots are just sick somewhere!

ChybuzzDD:


Who will ever expect anything better from a practising prostitute??

An hoe in higher place😋

Draslo:

If we check your wife now, e go be another story.

She replied him exactly as she should. She initially replied him well even explaining that countries far superior are prioritizing diplomats and their families in very 'complex and rapid' operations. She even prayed that they would be home safely. The guy deflected her prayer. Na them go still dey attribute God to PO because their pastor said it. Spits!

Stop this please.
Don't attribute God to inadequacies. An average black African, Nigerians inclusive, invoke God for the wrong reasons. People don't work but pray for divine harvests. Let her sit with her team to brainstorm & work out modalities towards rescuing the folks out there. Some of the richest guys in the world are atheist, they work hard or smart, dividends surface, not sitting fallow & expecting "Miracles", besides her uncouth response is unbecoming of a public figure, such are prone to critisms, Emmanuel Macon of France was stoned with eggs, I bet she would have killed people if she were the one.

IgweOfNnewi:
olodo, your mother's name

We were not talking about parents but since I'm better than you are, inevitably my mum is better than yours. Who's your father, bastardo?