₦airaland Forum

siofra:
I wonder why a guy will not marry a girl who has a past like this. Like that's her past and you are her future and that's all that matters, dude😒😒😒

If I was a guy, I would even be happy to have a girl like this, it means she has experience and won't be a bore.

She will definitely fit your bro, that's if meth has not killed him!
...........since her past as you've displayed is so applaudable, I don't need a soothsayer to describe who you are!

oz4real83:
This is where our security agents will show that they have "power" and are doing their job. All those terrorists in the north and Fulani herdsmen that openly brandish weapons everywhere are left to continue with their nefarious activities. There is always a selective implementation of laws in Nigeria, especially by PMB's govt

You should be killed for dis comment!

LikeAking:
This is pure capitalism, not industrialization.

True industrialization is when the masses can easily build or play a very important role in the industrialization process and also benefit financially.

In summary, true industrialization will enable the masses make real man money directly.

This project will only make the rich richer.

No be today govt don dey promise refinery.

Keep kwayet!
Learn to appreciate the little so the big will come. Bad is e bad, the people from the catchment areas/host communities will be employed, stop being an antagonist!

Therock5555:
How is my plate an exhibit? I dey smoke dey plate abi na my ash tray? Let's assume that's my ash tray, how does it concern them with my exhibit.

See those folks if them catch you and wallet dey your body, if them release you, they return your wallet back completely empty of funds.

Small armed robbery dey their body Sha😁😁

Anyways you don comot, u don comot!
Exhibit na anything recovered from scene of crime. So far as say that plate been carry weed or the ash, otiloh..... oooooo

In Yenagoa, Bayelsa State, we're still using it. If you norgree collect am, u go either collect slaps or better beatings.

Stop doing sucry
She no even go school plus inbuilt stewpidity

Therock5555:
No be lie, I suppose do that officer better things but him no gree give me one sexy 3 in 1 plate wey Dem use carry the weed from my house, so that one go be him payment.

You still wan go collect exhibit wey dem confiscate from your house ehhhhhh
E be like u Sabi worry well_well ooooooo

Pells:
hand blender blend that shit smooth abi
Or na kids u dey tell
You no talk about your fake wife and multiple kids or Dem no eat
Believe this fake account operated by Obamamessi VictorUsa Messi1 VictorDivine Karen2024 efelicity at your own risk
Stupid aboki dada boy
Spits on your soul
Tueeeh

Thought as much, Stewpid boi Messi....!

Pwettylinda:
Thiefnubuu should be arrested and jailed for drug trafficking 😏😏

Though not related to this educative thread, I strongly stand with you

WantsandMore:
lol..Lol.. countries dey legalize & nobody dey enter market oh...

Leave those countries abro, Naija na another world inside this world. Na for here pesin pickin dey blow AZ after e don swallow TM, still dey with cup of MK (monkey tail)
We gat legends every where you go in dis country of mine

Generation1:
Save your tears till day your papa and mama go die If you cry finish today you no go cry that day and your village people go think Na you use them for ritual

You're so cursed & Stewpid to bring peoples parents to nonsensical online banter. If you're not a baastard, I know you would respect parents, living or dead.

Your choice of diction & humor is so pleasant, though it seems you were in a fix @NDLEA,na laff I carry start till I conclude your matta
Na man your papa be, him be my papa spec dem dat year wey my elder bro head dey shake. Though you said u do weed for cruise, comot body ogbeni b4 u go enta market one day, after all after November, na December dey follow sure_sure!
Find one day, go back go buy brew for that officer wia been correct, make him go the give others the strength to carry on, every thing nor be fire for fire, na him been give u assurance like Chioma, say light dey @de end of de tunnel

Nbote:
So what stops the security agencies from going to those axis to confront these criminals?

Because na mama born dem, they ain't robocops!
Poorly kitted, low moraled, welfare & benefits deprived personnel can't do nothing. Their commanders have used their sovereign moral boosters to purchase prized assets in Dubai & beyond, so pathetic

kcnwaigbo:
Every tom, dick and Harry wants to create a thread on nairaland

For what he doesn't know, he is entitled to request knowledge!

NinjaXmetahuman:
Ogun visit you and your family.

Shey na tinubu dey print new money?

Shatap Dia!
We collectively hate Thiefnubuu because he's a thief and in order to cage this big thief, we're going thru these.
May the spirit of your innocent forebears continue to hunt you, their very foooooolish offspring

Ubongmxq@gmail.com
S. E
Thanks mbakara

Tell her to stand close to the looming crises she has started, take her photographs. Make sure you capture all the details of the carnage in the picture. Buy biscuit for her, send her home!
Save the photo well, always be in touch with her family even though you've moved out from the neighborhood. God on your side, you will be alive when she has finished skool & start working. Visit her, show her the pictures and ask her how far we go do this kind problem where she been cause so_so year?
Wahala nor dey sour!

adecz:
Is that what Sharia law approves
abi Sharia law is only about breaking
beer bottles❓

Selective justice system

Skyfornia:
It's worth the amount

Rice N250
Egg N150
Spaghetti N100

Total N500

Hmmmmmmmm
That rice eye resemble N200 own..
That food na N450, dem cheat op N50

I don't have doubt about bet winnings because I win regularly than what I lose, but with this your sure win approach, your plenty profits should be invested in one of this evening adult education schooling, you really need am, my friend!

If it's just a design, I wish him well and but if he's advertising Tinubu, may his marriage be like the mental & Health condition of the naija Pablo!

udomma1005:
Location please?

@Smarttec,thanks loads for this lappy .I'm typing with it. The delivery to Yenagoa, Bayelsa State is worthy of commendation. Keep up the good work and maintain your considerate customer care
Send sample of portable lappy bags or pouches if you have to my WhatsApp,pls

Hopeba:
you will die before 25th for calling my mom...

I hope & pray He dies soon!

oyin44:


Every nigerian loves tinubu

Who's this cow?

Make up na very bad thing!

melonsgroup:
My Glass-Top Stove Suddenly Shatters When Not In Use, Shards Fly 5 Metres Into the corridor..
I was in the room when I heard a loud crack from the kitchen due to the tempered glass spontaneously shattering, which sent shards flying five metres away into the corridor.

The glass continued cracking for about 30 minutes until it was fully shattered. I have not used this stove for about a month plus. so the surface was not hot..
Please what could be the cause of this.

Nothing to worry about just your village people playing with you
Make una continue dey play!

izuch:
You first chop half before you post picture, nonsense

Thr food try sef

Very very nonsense indeed
He's not a straight forward person, after finishing the food ooooo

Second hand commodity

Barims:
No still not happy

Still not happy?
Burn the stuff!

Stargangz:
Wetin be scores?

3;0
Policeman throw beta punches