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Crime / Re: Slawomirr Scammed Me by UDUJ(m): 4:37pm On Dec 21, 2022
Lol cheesy grin cheesy

This is just too funny cheesy

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Romance / Re: From Hookup Girl To Waitress - Man Narrates How He Transformed Lady's Life by UDUJ(m): 4:13pm On Dec 21, 2022
MrbasHH:
Who tell you say she don leave hookup. Yeye dey smell. Her new job don give am access to many Dickss. Mr preacher indeed.

Lol cheesy grin cheesy
Politics / Re: Masked Female Obidient Biker Flaunts Labour Party Flag In Calabar (Photo) by UDUJ(m): 3:34pm On Dec 21, 2022
CoronaVirusRelo:
Lady needs food and not a flag!

Looking so hungry and impoverished.

See how tiny her laps are! Like that of a vulture!

Only an illiterate and someone with no brains thinks being fat and obese is healthy and sexy.

That lady on that picture has a perfect shape.
Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo Shows Off Her Boyfriend, Paulo, As She Marks Her 45th Birthday (Pix) by UDUJ(m): 3:07pm On Dec 21, 2022
Emola12:
Person wey just enter 40 dey lie say in be 45 because of the pikin wey in go give birth at the age of 13yrs she just wan use dat age cover am if she dey deceive you people she can't deceive me and my God

Nigerians undecided

She said she is 45 and you are saying she is 40. How old do you think this her daughter is?
Politics / Re: 2023: I’ll End Poverty In Nigeria, If Elected President – Tinubu by UDUJ(m): 11:37am On Dec 21, 2022

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Tega Lists Qualities She Wants In A Man Without It Leading To Marriage by UDUJ(m): 9:44pm On Dec 20, 2022
We would have kids together, have joint bank accounts but not get married undecided

This one is talking out of her ass again. Very dull thing.

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Sports / Re: 'He Won 3 World Cups': Brazil's Pele Remains The Greatest Player Ever – Oliseh by UDUJ(m): 7:35pm On Dec 20, 2022
ValCon888:
There can't be a greatest of all time. Only greatest of a generation.

Best answer so far. You are intelligent.

Just as Pele was the best of his generation likewise Messi is the best of his own generation.

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Religion / Re: Don't Let Anyone Lick Your Private, It's Demonic - Rev. Bernard Achiuior by UDUJ(m): 7:31pm On Dec 20, 2022
Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Although I'm not a fan of cunninlincus
I just can't imagine putting my mouth down there again!

Have already done that during when I was a foetus
Completely immersed and soaked in it in my mothers womb for nine months

Coming outside my mouth was filled with her vagina fluids and everything

So I won't go back there anymore

Lol cheesy grin cheesy

Idiot cheesy

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Crime / Re: Nigerian National Arrested In India With Drugs Worth Over ₦‎18 Million by UDUJ(m): 6:31am On Dec 20, 2022
LILTJAY:
grin grin inec should help pityobi by opening polling units in Asian prisons

grin grin

Lol cheesy grin cheesy

Insult veiled as a joke cheesy

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Likens Peter Obi and Okupe To Anini And Monday Osunbor by UDUJ(m): 5:49pm On Dec 19, 2022
ryloy:


https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1604835008803262464

Reno is just trying to console himself by constituting a nuisance.

The dude has been on exile for almost 8 years and he is seriously homesick but knows he cannot visit Nigeria for fear of being arrested.

These are the rantings of a depressed and lonely man. We can see beyond the smokescreen.

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Sports / Re: "We Will Return" - Mbappé Vows After World Cup Loss by UDUJ(m): 5:11pm On Dec 19, 2022
Luther0luther:
You still get time na. Shey na Ronaldo wan dey return?

Lol cheesy grin cheesy

These nairalanders sef cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Ronaldo Congratulates Messi For Winning The 2022 World Cup by UDUJ(m): 10:08pm On Dec 18, 2022
AcuraZDX:
Oya oo. Una goat don congratulate our GOAT. grin

Pendu, sorry Ronaldo fans, it's not too late to do yours oo.

Congrats to the King of Football!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CmUi3RMOqVa/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

I wonder why people just post fake stories to get views or traffic.

That's not Ronaldo's verified Instagram page. See his real Instagram page below.

Nairaland mods don't verify anything before posting threads to the front page.

Seun you need to do better. Your forum is falling behind at an alarming pace.

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Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by UDUJ(m): 7:17pm On Dec 18, 2022
Agbegbaorogboye:


I nor tell you

Congratulations bro

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Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by UDUJ(m): 6:57pm On Dec 18, 2022
Congratulations Argentina and Messi.

Messi you deserved this. A very good way to retire from the game you love knowing you won a world cup trophy.

Mad respect from a CR7 fan cool

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Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by UDUJ(m): 6:54pm On Dec 18, 2022
Na wah oooh undecided
Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by UDUJ(m): 6:52pm On Dec 18, 2022
dominique:
Regardless what happens in this penalties, I'm extremely proud of Les Blues. They earned this finals with their hardwork, commitment and determination. No unfair penalties, no favoritism, no GOAT every referee wants to be in his good book. They are my champions regardless the outcome of tonight

My thoughts as well. Both teams played well.

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Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by UDUJ(m): 6:49pm On Dec 18, 2022
flexyrule:
Mbappe is a great player. Speed, strenght and finishing!

Messi is extremely good. He is a team player. In the game, he creates loads and loads of chances, only to be wasted by idiots he call teammates.

Mbappe has got the golden boot to compensate for his effort, even if they lose.

If Argentina fail to lift the cup, Messi will be the greatest loser here.

I feel for Messi because this might be his last world cup but my heart is with the French team.

Viva France cool

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Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by UDUJ(m): 6:48pm On Dec 18, 2022
ATLIEN2027:
Best World Cup final EVER!!!!

The final make sense die cheesy

See the way I scatter my house, throw bottles everywhere. Even my guests dey tell me to calm down cheesy

Football is good bro cheesy

Viva France cool

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Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by UDUJ(m): 6:45pm On Dec 18, 2022
saxywale2:
Mbappe is a god. grin

The boy is good.

Who says there is no God?

Viva France cool

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Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by UDUJ(m): 6:38pm On Dec 18, 2022
Viva France cool

See football cool

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Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by UDUJ(m): 6:27pm On Dec 18, 2022
Agbegbaorogboye:

Very true
I think it'll still happen
If it goes to penalty, France have too many youngsters who won't be able to hold their nerves

I hope you know this France you are undermining are the reigning world cup champions?

Continue undermining them.

Viva France cool
Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by UDUJ(m): 6:25pm On Dec 18, 2022
macklef:
Pls quote me a streaming link pls

You still wan stream when match don almost finish? undecided

No worry we go dey give you updates here. What are friends for cheesy

Viva France cool
Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by UDUJ(m): 6:22pm On Dec 18, 2022
mariahAngel:


I'll only eat when France have the trophy secured. cheesy

That's my lady. You are treasured wink

Viva France cool

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Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by UDUJ(m): 6:19pm On Dec 18, 2022
mariahAngel:
At this point, I can't contain myself.
*Sweaty palms*

Just put powder on the sweaty palms or just join the winning train FRANCE to avoid future sweaty palms cheesy

Viva France cool

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Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by UDUJ(m): 6:17pm On Dec 18, 2022
seunmsg:


God abeg don’t answer this prayer o. In the overall interest of all Ronaldo fans worldwide, Messi and Argentina must not win this World Cup.

Amen cool

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Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by UDUJ(m): 6:16pm On Dec 18, 2022
yellowgarri2:
France should do everything possible to win this. Avoid penalties at all cost

Exactly. Since penalties seems to be Argentina's forte in this world cup, do everything to avoid any penalty.
Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by UDUJ(m): 6:13pm On Dec 18, 2022
Tears freely available cheesy

Viva France cool

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Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by UDUJ(m): 6:07pm On Dec 18, 2022
FinidiGeorge:

I mean he's like he's favoring Argentina... He's supposed to blow for France beside that box 18, also he's not allowing through play (play on) for France after most of Argentina's fouls. E be like make I samba his bald head grin

I agree with you bro.

But God shamed them. Now it's level.

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Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by UDUJ(m): 6:05pm On Dec 18, 2022
GoodBoi1:
France deserves to win for playing fair compared to the dirty game Argentina is playing

Exactly

Viva France cool

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Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by UDUJ(m): 6:02pm On Dec 18, 2022
FinidiGeorge:
How This Referee sef na olórí burúkú

Why?

It wasn't oloroburuku when Argentina were awarded penalty?

Viva France cool

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Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by UDUJ(m): 5:57pm On Dec 18, 2022
MALIGNANTGuest:
I'm Out

Shows you are a fair weather Argentina fan.

Real fans stick with their teams through thick and thin.

Viva France cool

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Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by UDUJ(m): 5:55pm On Dec 18, 2022
Zarzah:


There's a musical group called Bob Marley and the Wailers ....

You should join the group

Lol cheesy

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