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Romance / Re: When You Mistakenly Fall Asleep While Chatting With A Girl (Photos) by UDUJ(m): 12:22pm On Aug 23, 2023
You are dating a kid. No matured lady would post such rubbish on their status.

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Family / Re: I Want To Take My Late Sister's Two Children To Orphanage by UDUJ(m): 12:20pm On Aug 23, 2023
GboyegaD:
You can take them to the orphanage and try to support the orphanage as much as you can. Let the management know you would appreciate they don't give them up for adoption as you are coming back to pick them once you are in a good place.

I will go with this
Family / Re: The Guilt Of Locking My Husband Up For Two Days by UDUJ(m): 5:19am On Aug 23, 2023
pansophist:
If I will ever lock anybody, then it means I have simultaneously decided to discard that relationship once and for all. This is a classical case of legality versus culture..

Did she do anything wrong legally to arrest her husband? Of course not. But from a moral standpoint, it is not the best method of conflict resolution. Humans are more animals than civilized.

You can't lock your husband up and still sleep in the same bed with him. He might be seething vengeance in his heart, and when he will strike, it may be your end.

Your husband messed up big time, but before calling the police on him, you should have decided that your marriage is as good as gone. Persephone1 made a similar comment, and I agree with her.




Seconded

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Romance / Re: "Don't Judge Me By My Past" (photo) by UDUJ(m): 2:12am On Aug 23, 2023
DenreleDave:


Bosssss

You no even reply your boy.... I dey greet you like last week na

Denrele my g, abeg no vex. No be everytime I dey log into nairaland these days.

How you dey na?
Romance / Re: "Don't Judge Me By My Past" (photo) by UDUJ(m): 7:27pm On Aug 22, 2023
czarr:
See person future wife....

cheesy grin cheesy cheesy
Travel / Re: Europe-based Nigerian Man Living In Tent Shares Struggle (video) by UDUJ(m): 1:04pm On May 02, 2023
MrBrownJay1:
sadly, many will not understand what this brotha is going through in Europe (living like a common Nigerian beggar) and they will only say:" bros, you dey in Europe, send me money na!" not knowing that brotha is living like a prehistoric caveman in Europe, shitting in bushes and cleaning his nyansh with tree leaves.

Lol cheesy grin cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa's Nyash Trends As She Steps Out In A Transparent Dress (Photo) by UDUJ(m): 10:26pm On Dec 24, 2022
Her ass looks like the one in the image below. Shame

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Celebrities / Re: Tërrble Møment Portable And Small Doctor Fght On Live Stage As Dey Settle by UDUJ(m): 9:29pm On Dec 24, 2022
onebaniblog:
Tërrble Møment Portable And Small Doctor Fght On Live Stage As Dey Settle Their Beef With Each Other


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weyZAnnsJY8

Very uncouth unpolished fellow.

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Celebrities / Re: Marry Someone Who Has Sense - Elsie Okpocha (Basketmouth's Estranged Wife) by UDUJ(m): 8:19pm On Dec 24, 2022
Blessedmercy8:


My dear people change.

I just hope Basketmouth is not looking at those other celebrities dumping their spouses and going for smaller girls. Men can copy bad things, you know.
Watch video here.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXR0xGwuS5o

Men can copy bad things?

So women cannot copy bad things?

I dislike gender biased people like you that try to create a conflict where there is none. Pathetic.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Tweets About His Reception Of Peter Obi by UDUJ(m): 5:40pm On Dec 24, 2022
asanausana91:
his tweet for peter Obi is necessary, so that he can warn Peter Obi and his IPOB. Use your brain to understand what GEJ is saying; he said Peter obi and his IPOB terrorist must first agree that Nigeria is their country before he will say he wants to move Nigeria forward.
He also said, you cannot call Nigeria a zoo and still want to be president of Nigeria that you hate.
Gej know how the igbos hate this country that is why he is sounding that warning to Peter Obi.
Mr man, pls ask your mum to interpret the tweet for you.

I see so many of your responses here cheesy

It seems you really got triggered cheesy

Urchins get triggered easily. It's tiring when you are supporting a product no one wants to buy. I feel your pains cheesy
Politics / Re: Jonathan Tweets About His Reception Of Peter Obi by UDUJ(m): 4:19pm On Dec 24, 2022
Heyaah cheesy

He never made a tweet when Tinubu or Atiku visited him cheesy

Urchins right now cheesy grin cheesy

#OBIDATTI2023 cool

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Crime / Re: Landlord In Search Of Family Of His Female Tenant Who Died In His Apartment by UDUJ(m): 7:39am On Dec 24, 2022
Bayii, the story makes no sense bayii

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu To APC SW Leaders: Please Don't Betray Tinubu by UDUJ(m): 10:02pm On Dec 23, 2022
ganisucks:
Kikiki. Lawd have mercy. Una never begin beg.
ANAP poll has reset this one's head.
Mr Governor come and tell your boys on NL to beg. They are too proud and arrogant. They don't know that there's fire on the mountain.
They are imagining 12 million Buhari bloc votes.

It just shows desperation.

Why force yourself on a populace that don't want you?

People are just taking his money and deceiving him.

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Celebrities / Re: May Edochie Replies Husband, Yul, After He Publicly Asked For Her Forgiveness by UDUJ(m): 9:46pm On Dec 23, 2022
Pclemenza:
Well articulated response from the wife.

Very well articulated. I love that part where she said I would not be NUMBERED, meaning she doesn't want to be a part of a household where you have number 1 and number 2 wives.

If she wrote that write up herself then she is well read and learned.

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Maria Shades 'Ignorant' Nigerians Celebrating Xmas The Western Style by UDUJ(m): 9:43pm On Dec 23, 2022
RichAbujaGuy:
I get babe's point but one can't be calling Nigerians ignorant while failing simple English.

" Did you forgot Santa leaves the North Pole "

I'm sure she meant lives instead of leaves. She must be one of our semi-literate NL members that refuse to spellcheck their posts. grin

You forgot the FORGOT part in that sentence.

She scattered that line twice: FORGOT and LEAVES cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Maria Shades 'Ignorant' Nigerians Celebrating Xmas The Western Style by UDUJ(m): 8:50pm On Dec 23, 2022
Did you FORGOT? cheesy

With her terrible command of English. Mushroom celebrity.

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Politics / Re: NOI Poll: We’ve Been Using Same Methodology Since 2015, Anap Foundation Replies by UDUJ(m): 8:31pm On Dec 23, 2022
Olaolex:
UDUJ see what I just told you... This guy really needs help. Quick recovery our beautiful bitter mad dog.

He really needs help. Compliments of the season bro cool

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Politics / Re: NOI Poll: We’ve Been Using Same Methodology Since 2015, Anap Foundation Replies by UDUJ(m): 8:18pm On Dec 23, 2022
Olaolex:
That idiot doesn't worth your time and explanation. He might resort to using abusive words. Please always ignore him. He is irredeemable

Thanks bro. I give up completely on some nairalanders. Shameful.

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Politics / Re: NOI Poll: We’ve Been Using Same Methodology Since 2015, Anap Foundation Replies by UDUJ(m): 7:46pm On Dec 23, 2022
Wickedfacts:
Jonathan won the 2015 NOI polls. They conducted same in 2022 and Obi has won. Unfortunately, Obi supporters are rejoicing.

When we say Obi supporters are politically daft, no be insult,.na fact.

I wonder why you people know the truth but still peddle lies. Pathetic.

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Politics / Re: NOI Poll: We’ve Been Using Same Methodology Since 2015, Anap Foundation Replies by UDUJ(m): 7:44pm On Dec 23, 2022
Check out the previous poll results in 2015 and 2019 below and see how accurate it has been. It's been 100% accurate.

Please check on any urchin you know right now cheesy

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Promises To Abolish Parallel FOREX Market (Video) by UDUJ(m): 6:15pm On Dec 23, 2022
Promises, promises, that's all Nigerian politicians make during campaigns. We have heard these before.

Corrupt bastards.
Politics / Re: “Too Much Swag”, Peter Obi Looking Stylish In New Pictures by UDUJ(m): 3:55pm On Dec 23, 2022
Obi looking like a middle aged model while the other one looking like a zombie that just crept out of his grave cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Yoweri Museveni: Life Cannot Stop Because We Banned Facebook by UDUJ(m): 2:44pm On Dec 23, 2022
unclejb2:
Buhari's mates.... Old men with nothing to offer except chaos and anarchy

Buhari and Tinubu's mates-------Corrected cool
Celebrities / Re: Let Me Collect In Private, I Will Never Post My Man On Social Media- Uriel Oputa by UDUJ(m): 1:06pm On Dec 23, 2022
She said nothin but the honest truth. She is 100% on point with this statement.

I don't know why people post their relationships and private lives on social media so the whole world can start judging you. It's very childish.
Crime / Re: Thief Caught And Made To Dance To Avoid Mob Action On Him (pics/video) by UDUJ(m): 10:10am On Dec 23, 2022
bro4u:

Those guys no dey use ear hear thief... 2secs dey don light thief up. LoL

I always wonder whether they have condemned tyres lying around everywhere in the city.

Because once they hear the word THIEF the next thing tyres just appear from nowhere cheesy

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Politics / Re: “Four Years Course For You, Four Years Job” - Tinubu (Video) by UDUJ(m): 9:53am On Dec 23, 2022
And this is someone people are campaigning for to become president? undecided

Pathetic.
Crime / Re: Follow Up: Nigerian Locked Up for the Case of Rape —The Walk, The End. by UDUJ(m): 4:29pm On Dec 22, 2022
Skyeyeye:
[b]I wish I had seen this thread while the poster was still active.[/b] He's doing this the wrong way, and with the path he's taking, he'll keep sinking the more in complexity. Most lawyers would avoid his case. The greedy ones will eat his money and abandon him in the middle of no where. Except he's rich, I do not see any lawyer fighting this with him because he'll be wrestling 3 different powerful agencies at the stage of his case. Meaning, there'll be a lot of runnings to do.

In a nutshell, if he's innocent, he'll need a powerful law firm or an esteemed law clinic, loads of money ($350k to $500k), and patience.

The boldfaced, is the poster dead?
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Basketmouth Announces End Of Marriage To His Wife, Elsie by UDUJ(m): 2:42pm On Dec 22, 2022
treatise:

https://www.unwomen.org/en/how-we-work/intergovernmental-support/world-conferences-on-women

Okay you mean feminism and the rise of women empowerment and it's positive and negative effects. Key negative effect is toxic feminism.

I get you now.

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Basketmouth Announces End Of Marriage To His Wife, Elsie by UDUJ(m): 2:00pm On Dec 22, 2022
treatise:

It could be as a result of Beijing Conference effects. I wish them well.

Please explain for those of us that don't know latest slangs, what's Beijing Conference effects?

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Gay Journalist, Chisom Peter, Goes Public With His Partner (Photos) by UDUJ(m): 9:22pm On Dec 21, 2022
Hmmmmmmm undecided
Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie Apologises Publicly To First Wife, May, For Marrying A Second Wife by UDUJ(m): 7:55pm On Dec 21, 2022
Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
This yul edochie

He matter don tire me...this guy na small pikin....not a real niggarr at all..first of all you nor supposed apologise and even if you want apologise
Why put am for instgram

Why you nor call her privately
You dey apologise to public abi na her you dey apologise

A fellow nairalander accused you of scamming him of 65,000 naira in the Crime section.

If this is true you should be ashamed of yourself. I hope you get caught soon. Pathetic.

Link to the thread below:

https://www.nairaland.com/7490681/slawomirr-scammed-me

cc: 89Elpazziano

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Crime / Re: Slawomirr Scammed Me by UDUJ(m): 5:36pm On Dec 21, 2022
89Elpazziano:
Your father be mugu...if you don't know how to say something without insults then move on

The slawomirr account that scammed you was created last month.

Never do business with new nairaland accounts, that should have been the first red flag for you to know this might be a scam artist.

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