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Politics / Re: Fani Kayode: Insulting Tinubu Has Become A Favourite Pastime On All TV Stations by UDUJ(m): 6:14pm On Dec 08, 2022
oyebanji44:



Yes.... ofcourse. ... A Nigerian lady was arrested for drugpeddling in Malaysia and she mentioned obi name as the drug baron who sent her .....

Since then obi has refused to go to Malaysia and clear his name

This is serious. I will do my own research to see if it's true. Thanks for the response cool

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s Administration Has Saved Nigerians From Hunger - Lai Mohammed by UDUJ(m): 6:06pm On Dec 08, 2022
This man is the dictionary definition of SHAMELESS.

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Politics / Re: Fani Kayode: Insulting Tinubu Has Become A Favourite Pastime On All TV Stations by UDUJ(m): 6:05pm On Dec 08, 2022
oyebanji44:
Obi cannot travel to Malaysia. .and he wants to be the president of this country

It won't be possible for him to win ..unless he travels to malaysia and come back.





Please forgive my ignorance. I've not being around so I am behind on our politics. What's in Malaysia? Is Obi wanted there?

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Sports / Re: Why Senegal Will Defeat England Today by UDUJ(m): 12:42pm On Dec 04, 2022
ultimatebas:
hmm!!! Just wanna let you know that ENGLAND has never lost to an AFRICAN COUNTRY in the world cup. So history is very much on their side. Let this sink in. However, records are meant to be broken.

And history is meant to be re-written
Celebrities / Re: Simon Cowell Trolled As His New Looks Sparks Concern (video) by UDUJ(m): 11:26am On Dec 02, 2022
That's the result of having too many plastic surgeries on the face.

When you are never satisfied with how you look. So you do the first plastic surgery and do another one to carry out further corrections on the previous plastic surgery. And another and another till they can't do anymore and you become barely recognisable.

Simon Cowell is known to have always being going under the needle for so many years to improve the way he looks.
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari To Testify Against Aminu Adamu In Court by UDUJ(m): 8:32am On Dec 01, 2022
This lady has no shame.

Why is she so pained? Is it because she now looks like an elephant and she is ashamed the world now knows because of the boy's post?

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Travel / Re: Us-based Ghanaian Lady Arrested In Attempt To Open Plane Door Mid-flight by UDUJ(m): 7:57pm On Nov 30, 2022
She has mental issues.

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Science/Technology / Re: Massive Crocodile Ripped Off A Boy’s Head & Swallowed Him In Costa Rica by UDUJ(m): 12:10pm On Nov 30, 2022
Buharidgeneral:
Did he died?

What a question undecided

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Politics / Re: Plan Your Movement: Gridlock Expected As Lagos APC Walks For Tinubu by UDUJ(m): 7:15am On Nov 30, 2022
HenryThegreat1:
What source of nonsense are all these?
Is tinubu only campaigning in Lagos?

That's the exact same question I keep asking myself whenever I see all these endless rallies and walks for Tinubu in Lagos.
Crime / Re: Lady Sleeping With Her Sisters Husband Who Is A Yahoo Plus by UDUJ(m): 8:11pm On Nov 29, 2022
So things like this really happen?

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Crime / Re: Man Stole A Bundle Of Naira Notes From A Cashier's Desk, Caught On CCTV (Video) by UDUJ(m): 8:06pm On Nov 29, 2022
They will get him.

The CCTV footage has a time stamp and has captured his picture.

All they need to do is cross check the photo with the photos in all accounts in a 1 or 2 hour period during that CCTV timestamp.

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Crime / Re: Onyeaghalachi Stephen Nwagwugwu: NDLEA Arrests Wanted Abia Drug Kingpin by UDUJ(m): 7:40pm On Nov 29, 2022
Candidlady:
sad

Men that look like they haven't eaten in years are tagged drug kingpins cheesy

Men sha
If they are not busy trying to rape/molest/harass daughter of Eve

They'd be busy pushing drugs

Or looking for who to kill to help with their ritual activities

Everything associated with them na wickedness

duk yaro mazamugaye ne kuma azzalumai




If I recall you made several posts in the past about how you take hard drugs.

I hope you have stopped taking hard drugs, but I think you are still a junkie going by your recent posts.

Hard drugs kills. Stay off it lady.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Mum Is Currently Looking For Me With Police, I'm On The Run! Help by UDUJ(m): 11:40am On May 02, 2022
The OP is a thief and I hope he ends up in jail soon and becomes a bitch to one of the homosexual jail landlords there.
Crime / Re: Fuel Souvenir: Court Sentences Erelu Okin To 27 Months In Prison by UDUJ(m): 8:11pm On Mar 25, 2022
Wow

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Romance / Re: She Can't Marry A Barber by UDUJ(m): 6:06pm On Mar 25, 2022
She can fvck a barber and collect his money but she cannot marry a barber, interesting undecided

These people amaze me undecided
Romance / Re: I Suspect My Fianceé Is Cheating On Me With Her Bestie Banker by UDUJ(m): 11:55am On Mar 25, 2022
She is cheating.

Marry her at your own peril.

cc: Netmuch
Romance / Re: I Am Having A Problem With My Girlfriend. by UDUJ(m): 3:48pm On Mar 24, 2022
Michelle55:
What do you want us to do about your dilemma op?
Do you want us to borrow you strength to nack ya woman?
Or do you want to employ the assistance of the young blood association to help you in servicing her?
Just tell us how you want us your online inlaws to help you wink
At 35, you ought to dey fire down but dis wan you don dey complain after 2/3 times a week, e get as e be oh.
E be like we go advise the geh to look for German machine as e be say ya engine wan knock, na sign e dey give you laidis.

Nice one. Minister for knacking affairs wink

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Family / Re: Around What Time Do You Turn On And Turn Off Your Generator by UDUJ(m): 1:13pm On Mar 24, 2022
IKBARUTEN11:
No time op

Everything na on manage level now.

On normal, my gen dy go off anytime the half litre of fuel I put inside am finish
grin cheesy

Lol cheesy grin cheesy
Politics / Re: Hope Uzodinma's Daughter Clashes With Her Husband's Side Chic - Thav TV (Video) by UDUJ(m): 9:57pm On Mar 23, 2022
Ofadaman:
Lol, women get married and decide it's time to become fat as cows. Why won't the husband look outside, because your father is the gov , is that why you should turn to a fat cow and expect the man to manage u like that

Well said. I notice this too with lots of married women. Before they got married they had a good figure, but once they get married they feel the search is over and just start blowing up astronomically.

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Sports / Re: Usyk Leaves Ukraine To Prepare For Joshua by UDUJ(m): 8:05pm On Mar 23, 2022
Rastaramsey:
Baba no wan kpai grin grin grin
He go wan use that aggression kill Joshua grin grin

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Food / Re: Shawarma Is Causing Prolonged Erection In Ibadan- Dr Alleges by UDUJ(m): 6:34pm On Mar 23, 2022
pyyxxaro:



Ur preeek never mature na , nor be that ur small preeek when be like small okro u de talk about

That kind preeeek nor de raise na undecided


Wait make u reach Puberty before u go understand , for now ur preeek na still Biro cover undecided

cheesy This is the nairaland I have missed for so long grin

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Family / Re: Help: I Am Becoming Jealous And Antagonistic Towards My Brothers Girlfriend by UDUJ(m): 4:00pm On Mar 23, 2022
Beremx:
This one you’re living with your cousin, I dey suspect you sha. Hope you’re not making sexual advances towards your cousin? This one you dey jealous cousin babe. Cousins of this generation can’t be trusted.
Shebi the other time I read on NL where a female cousin was dressing seductively towards her cousin?

It is well o!

My thoughts exactly

cc: Toolady
Health / Re: HIV Epidemic On Lekki/Ajah Island - Kemi Olunloyo by UDUJ(m): 10:57am On Mar 23, 2022
adedayo3193:




i only do olosho cheesy cheesy

olisaEze:
Thank God I don’t sleep with prostitutes, I only sleep with harlots! grin grin grin

grin

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Car Talk / Re: Ever Since I Bought A Mercedes Benz, It's Been One Trouble To Another by UDUJ(m): 7:55am On Mar 23, 2022
TheOldGods:
I'll be 25 this year. I got my first Mercedes c300, around last month. But I'm not a guy who likes making noise, however this issue has become serious to me At first it was nice as I needed a car just to cruise. Since I work from home, however it has turned to serious billing from Police officers. Dem no dey ask me of my particulars again, the way they worship me, even young boys clear roads for me hoping that I dash them money. I actually don't like the attention this car is giving me. I'm not a womaniser, still single pursuing that bag, but if I get a good woman here I can take her.


Guys, how else can I avoid getting all this attention in this old outdated Mercedes Benz of mine.

Is this not the same guy that was eating a snake in a dirty compound yesterday? cheesy

https://www.nairaland.com/7042106/look-snake-just-killed

Nairaland and clout chasing. Fake people everywhere cheesy

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Car Talk / Re: Ever Since I Bought A Mercedes Benz, It's Been One Trouble To Another by UDUJ(m): 7:50am On Mar 23, 2022
TheOldGods:
I'll be 25 this year. I got my first Mercedes c300, around last month. But I'm not a guy who likes making noise, however this issue has become serious to me At first it was nice as I needed a car just to cruise. Since I work from home, however it has turned to serious billing from Police officers. Dem no dey ask me of my particulars again, the way they worship me, even young boys clear roads for me hoping that I dash them money. I actually don't like the attention this car is giving me. I'm not a womaniser, still single pursuing that bag, but if I get a good woman here I can take her.


Guys, how else can I avoid getting all this attention in this old outdated Mercedes Benz of mine.

How did this trash make the front-page?

So we now glorify yahoo boys on nairaland? Pathetic.

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Family / Re: Could He Have Ulterior Motives By Disagreeing To This? Should I Opt Out? by UDUJ(m): 4:19pm On Dec 04, 2021
CAPSLOCKED:
THE MAN IS A VERY STUPID PERSON, PLEASE DUMP HIM.

HOW CAN HE NOT WANT VASECTOMY?

SO HIS PLANS WHEN YOU DIVORCE HIM OR DIE YOUNG IS FOR HIM TO REMARRY AND FATHER OTHER KIDS. WHAT A SELFISH MAN.

MY SISTER Mercychen PLEASE LEAVE THAT SELFISH SMALL BOY TODAY AND LOOK FOR A REAL MAN THAT WILL GO AS FAR AS CUT OFF HIS PENĮS JUST FOR YOUR HAPPINESS.

Sarcasm at it's best cheesy

Good to have you back Capsy cool

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Family / Re: Could He Have Ulterior Motives By Disagreeing To This? Should I Opt Out? by UDUJ(m): 3:56pm On Dec 04, 2021
MufasaLion:



Jobless enough for someone jobless like you to notice that.

I wouldn't be surprised if you and the jobless fellow are one and the same. Afterall an average jobless nairalander has more than one moniker. You've been noticed. Now get the fvck off my mentions. Last response to you cool
Family / Re: Could He Have Ulterior Motives By Disagreeing To This? Should I Opt Out? by UDUJ(m): 3:51pm On Dec 04, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Why do you assume she shot herself in the foot though. I mean if I am in a relationship and I want one and only one kid, what is selfish about making that known to my partner? undecided

From what she relayed, things were already flowing between them - he even called her "darling" - before she made her intentions known. Was she supposed to maybe wait till the night before their wedding to get it out or something? I mean when exactly will be more appropriate to let you partner know of a thing like this? undecided

Well, they were having the conversation so he revealed what he wanted and she said what she preferred and argued for it. Isn't that how you reach agreements in any relationship? undecided

What is wrong with a vasectomy? I read somewhere that the cost is around N 100,000 and it is reversible with less side-effects. What other family planning method comes close for couples who are serious and in it for the long haul? undecided

You are everywhere, on all threads. How jobless can someone be? undecided

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Family / Re: Could He Have Ulterior Motives By Disagreeing To This? Should I Opt Out? by UDUJ(m): 2:56pm On Dec 04, 2021
Sirqt5:
Dis 45 year old again wit her fake stories

Thank God I am not the only one that noticed. She is a pathetic liar. Those of us old timers know her from her previous monikers. Attention seeking bitch.

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Family / Re: Could He Have Ulterior Motives By Disagreeing To This? Should I Opt Out? by UDUJ(m): 2:48pm On Dec 04, 2021
Michelle55:

Please leave her to keep deceiving herself.
This same her publicly declared that she's done with men yet she's here masturbating over the fact that some dude refused her selfish conditions.
She should kindly marry her work like she proudly declared here and leave men for those that loves them even with their shortcomings.
To be boastful no good at all, na only she say she's done with men and na still she dey worried say one of those she's done with no gree for her suggestion.
Confuse folks everywhere!!

She lies too much. I know her series of old monikers. I can wake up from my sleep and read a post and know it's her. She seeks attention too much and the attention she cannot get in real life she seeks to get virtually online. Nonsense.

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Fashion / Re: Meet Contestants Of Face Of Royalty Africa Pageant As Finale Holds Nov 28 by UDUJ(m): 4:09am On Nov 26, 2021
winner37:
I need the original copy of this picture and not photo shopping picture.. All you are seeing on this picture I swear if you see them physically you will not recognize them because rashes don cover the face ..
Lol cheesy grin cheesy
Forum Games / Re: In Which Order Do You Get Ready? And why(photo) by UDUJ(m): 1:24pm On Nov 15, 2021
OFAIKGROUPS:
DRESS, BREAKFAST, BRUSH AND THEN SHOWER

in that order cool

You dress up before bathing? Does that even make sense? undecided

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