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Family / Re: Help I'm Pregnant For A Married Man. by UDUJ(m): 5:05pm On Oct 01, 2021
Darhmmy:
We used to be lovers back in uni , We broke up at some point and lost contact. Earlier this year we reconnected at a party and it was obvious we still had feelings for each other.

We started dating and everything seemed nice at first. He never told me he was married. After months of dating , i started to get suspicious as he wouldn't let me visit his home , instead he was always coming to mine and meeting up at hotels. We had a big fight about it and he finally told me the truth. He kept on pleading and asking that we continue dating. I couldn't even leave if I wanted to, I was in love with him.

I am 2 months pregnant and he has been avoiding me. He calls just once in two days and has told me to do whatever I want with the pregnancy , that he is fine with my decisions. I want to keep him and the baby and I'm scared he may ghost up on me. Last night I found his wife and some of his relatives on Facebook and I want to send them texts about it. I really need advise on this.

At the bold faced, you are the reason some men say most women have fish brains.
Family / Re: Man Shares Picture After First Sex With His Virgin Wife (Viewers Discretion) by UDUJ(m): 3:16pm On Oct 01, 2021
siofra:
Very dirty bedsheet. They didn't even use white.

Extremely dirty.
Crime / Re: Cult Boys Beat Up And Strip Lady Naked For Using Their Slang In Tik Tok [VIDEO] by UDUJ(m): 12:03pm On Oct 01, 2021
Venymen:
At last she was killed,her stomach was turn open,exposing the ribs and all her internal organ,hhhhmmmnn wat a way to die

Are you serious? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Food / Re: Coke Vs Pepsi: Which One Do You Prefer? (Photo) by UDUJ(m): 11:03am On Oct 01, 2021
None. I stopped drinking sugary carbonated drinks and my health has never been better.
Crime / Re: National Assembly Member Identified As Financier Of IPOB, Igboho – Buhari by UDUJ(m): 10:13am On Oct 01, 2021
How about the national assembly members and senators supporting Boko Haram and Bandits?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Sea Of Flags Commemorating Over 675,000 Americans Lost To COVID-19(Pics) by UDUJ(m): 8:23am On Oct 01, 2021
SportsHD:
Mehn, funeral services in the US made a killing.

Actually it was more of CREMATIONS. Land space issues, cost and covid population control regulations made cremation services a better choice.

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Politics / Re: Happy Independence Day Nigerians! by UDUJ(m): 6:53am On Oct 01, 2021
InvertedHammer:

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She should go to Upper Iweka with a Nigerian flag and shout "Happy Independence day!"
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cheesy grin cheesy Lol

That will be a suicide mission cheesy
Romance / Re: What A Lady I Helped Did To Me by UDUJ(m): 2:43am On Sep 29, 2021
Nonexisting1:
This is why I don't do favors to women. Bros, send me your address so I can forward it to unknown gunmen. We need less simps walking this earth.

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Romance / Re: I Am Suffering From Heart Break, How Do I Move On by UDUJ(m): 1:50pm On Sep 28, 2021
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Op,so you wanna kill yourself Simply because of that? undecided

The kind people wey I dey share this my masculinity with these days dey shock me sad

Bros the thing dey tire me sha. Some things I read online I begin to wonder if these dudes don't have any self pride.

To the Op: move on bro, it hurts but the truth is the girl has moved on. You need to do the same
Family / Re: Life As An Albino (my Experience) by UDUJ(m): 1:32pm On Sep 28, 2021
GraciousGod190:


Do I have to be one, to feel what I felt.
What i still felt?

I think she got confused because on your topic title you us d : MY EXPERIENCE. So anyone would think the story should be about you.
Romance / Re: What A Lady I Helped Did To Me by UDUJ(m): 12:57pm On Sep 28, 2021
Kondomatic:
You collected a woman's number and called her afterwards but she didn't pick. You chatted her up but she did not reply.

It's not like you got the number through someone else, she gave it to you herself.

Then she calls one day and asks for help and you rushed to help.

She did not call to apologize for not picking your calls or replying your chats, she called to ask for help and you helped.

Guy be honest with yourself, if you're a woman, would like to have such a foolish man as a friend?




A fool and his money are soon parted

Lol cheesy grin cheesy perfectly explained. I could not have said it any better.

Some guys will never learn. Don't be surprised if this keeps happening to this dude over and over again. Some guys turn into mumus once it comes to the female gender. Sad undecided

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Nairaland / General / Re: Some Very Bitter Pills To Swallow by UDUJ(m): 12:17pm On Sep 28, 2021
Sunisonflex39:
Those girls swallowing CUM... How?...


How a whole human being will swallow cum dey shock me..


Oh I dinnor read the post..


Choiiii.. Una sorry oo

Are you just hearing this cheesy

It's not a new thing na. They've been swallowing cum right from the time of King Solomon in the Bible cheesy

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NYSC / Re: Corper Explains Why Female Soldier Poured Dirty Water On Her (Video) by UDUJ(m): 11:58am On Sep 28, 2021
JuanJO:

The corper girl fit don dey kwash him man

My thoughts as well. The female Lt might have been jealous of her relationship with the senior officer. You know how women are cheesy
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Hosted To A Dinner By Orji Kalu (Pictures) by UDUJ(m): 11:42am On Sep 28, 2021
wallstreetnews:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub12xt_Vtg0



https://www.instagram.com/p/CUXEd6zLenz/?utm_medium=copy_link

As long as there is free food be sure FFK will be there cheesy

President General Anywhere Belle Face Association Nigeria cheesy

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Crime / Re: Cultists Kill, Behead & Use Man's Head To Play Football In Anambra State by UDUJ(m): 10:04am On Sep 28, 2021
This is serious shocked
Education / Re: China Bans Exams For Six-Year-Olds As Beijing Retools Education System by UDUJ(m): 7:36am On Aug 31, 2021
Emotional1:
Very commendation

You are the first to comment but with horrible spelling. It's commendable, not commendation.

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Family / Re: Is This Right by UDUJ(m): 7:13am On Aug 31, 2021
teacherfrancis:

Is this right?

Cut that guy off. He's not a good friend. If he has the opportunity he will sleep with your girlfriend. I hate and despise such people.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Chris Donahue: The Last US Soldier to Leave Afghanistan by UDUJ(m): 7:09am On Aug 31, 2021
Millimann:
A commander was the last to leave. In Nigeria he will be the first to run away. His boys can enter bus later and find their way home.

That's a true general.

In past times during times of war in the medieval era, the King's and generals were the ones leading the foot soldiers into battle. And the high rankings officer were always the first ones to get to the battlefield and the last ones to leave the battle field after a victory or a loss. We don't see that these days.

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Religion / Re: TB Joshua Died The Day He Asked For Bank Account To Pay N200m Ransom – Teacher by UDUJ(m): 8:18pm On Aug 30, 2021
jumpandpas:


Don't worry. Onye ogazirila nwe nba.

Whatever curse you just said right back at you. You are even crying more than the person the post was directed at. Are you sure you are not the same person using a different moniker? Begging with an entitlement mentality. Piss off.
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Died The Day He Asked For Bank Account To Pay N200m Ransom – Teacher by UDUJ(m): 7:41pm On Aug 30, 2021
jumpandpas:


What is your business? If you can't be of help why do you want him to punished by the mods?


It's my business when such posts do not relate to the thread and consumes so much space thus rendering that page useless.
Family / Re: Why Some Woman Change Characters After Given Birth In Marriage by UDUJ(m): 6:17pm On Aug 30, 2021
Iyaebe:
The men suddenly stops showing love to their wife after marriage and birthing of kids hence the change you notice with women.

It pains me to agree with you and say this is true. I have noticed this with married colleagues and friends.

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Health / Re: Progeria: Newborn Baby In South Africa Looks Like An 80-Year-Old Woman (Picture) by UDUJ(m): 5:50pm On Aug 30, 2021
UndauntedYOCA:
Progeria isn't spiritual, it is a medical condition and people with it don't live long. Also, have you heard of the 'Tourrette syndrome'? I hope I got the spelling right. Check it out on YouTube, many of us have tourrette but aren't aware and in some people, it can be severe and in others, very mild.

THIS VIDEO DETAILS IN 5 STEPS HOW TO LOOK BETTER AND MORE PRESENTABLE. IT IS OUR QUEST TO BE BETTER VERSIONS OF OURSELVES, HENCE, THE NEED TO PUT IN EFFORTS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqYXx5zjLks

Lol cheesy grin cheesy I think you are right. Lots of nairalanders specifically should have tourette syndrome with the way and manner they insult people willy nilly cheesy
Sports / Re: Paralympics Tokyo2020: Oluwafemiayo Sets New World Record,as Obiji Claims Silver by UDUJ(m): 5:42pm On Aug 30, 2021
And they will not be appreciated when they return back to Nigeria. These are the true national heroes.

I wish we can set up a gofundme for them.

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Health / Re: Progeria: Newborn Baby In South Africa Looks Like An 80-Year-Old Woman (Picture) by UDUJ(m): 5:07pm On Aug 30, 2021
Righteousness2:
How does a baby look older than the Mother?

Very likely as a result wicked Witchcraft Manipulations and Projections. The World is filled with Wickedness.

This is why it is risk to Just Live anyhow. It is risk to be Live without a Solid connection with JESUS Christ.

Only a Divine intervention from above will sort this out.

Always in a hurry to post rubbish in very bad english and show the world how dull you are. That's a rare genetic condition and nothing spiritual about it.

Try to read more. Jesus Christ was very learned and as his follower you just cannot afford to be this dumb.

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Politics / Re: Tajudeen Bakare: Why I Did Not Disappear When Police Arrested Me – Ogboni Leader by UDUJ(m): 12:30pm On Aug 30, 2021
Angelfrost:
Disappear to where?!! To Canada, Germany, or Ojota?!!

...And what does he even mean by 'Disappear'?!! Is he talking about 'Teleportation'?!!... Nigga, go sleep!

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Health / Re: I May Have Caught Something (graphic) by UDUJ(m): 10:35am On Aug 30, 2021
Philadelphia:


I don’t know what’s wrong with Nairaland mods these days. They just move any topic to front page without doing proper analysis of the poster.

An account was created yesterday (29th August 2021) and the poster opened a thread to indirectly solicit money and scam unsuspecting members of the public. Yet, this post made front page.
From every indication, one can see that the posts is false.

For instance, the 2 words in bold contradict themselves.
How will someone low on cash be able to afford hemp? Does it really make any sense?

I go soon deactivate my NL account sef

Same here. The forum is now a shadow of itself.

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Health / Re: I May Have Caught Something (graphic) by UDUJ(m): 10:04am On Aug 30, 2021
Papanicolou:
I feel like I have ruined my life. I have not had sex in about 5 weeks I rarely have sex mostly 2 or 3 times in a month, I always use a condom and I've never had an experience of it tearing at any point. So for two weeks now my thighs have been itching with burning sensations at my buttocks, my little papi and nutsack were doing great the whole time no itching at all till today.

So I thought at first it had to be my water so I bought Dettol but no changes I decided to buy an antifungal cream and take Piriton. I don't know but after my third dose of Piriton exactly 1hour later I go out to pee only to find two bumps on my glans.

I have never been so scared in my life. What do I do please I am also very low on cash as it is. I need counseling I don't want to fall into depression or get tempted to do hemp. I was just getting my life together. How do I get out of this?

How old are you? You think nairaland is a clinic?

People have been sugarcoating it for you to make you feel good. I'll be the asshole and tell you the truth. You slept with a dirty girl and you now have an infection. Yes you can still get infections from regions that are not protected by the condom during sex.

You have a sexually transmitted infection (STI). Go to a very good medical laboratory since you say you are broke and run some lab work to detect the exact infection you've caught. Better still you can go to a clinic and explain everything to a doctor.

I wonder why people joke with their health like this. Just pathetic.

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Health / Re: I May Have Caught Something (graphic) by UDUJ(m): 9:57am On Aug 30, 2021
WEEDdemgirls:
I pity the innocent girl that last met you.

Don't be daft. And why is the girl innocent if she too engages in random sex?

Always pick up your brain from your cupboard,dust it and re- attach it to your head before making comments on a public forum so you don't make a complete ass of yourself.

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