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TrollKiller:
Any guy without a girlfriend is wise (no sarcasm)

Money over b!tches

Onyi22:
This is the type of guy am praying for, not those ones that soak garri in the morning, afternoon n night then come online to type rubbish wit their free MB from M T N...
Dating a broke ass guy all in the name of Love is scam,
ladies pls don't settled for a frustrated broke ass guy all in the name of ''things will get better.. ''
Dump his ugly ass immediately u find someone more richer, wealthier, famous than him...
We have many depressed n frustrated ones on this forum

Let your broke brothers understand that too

And she come resemble witch

This is not an allegation, it's the fact as far as it is Nigeria. So I'm not surprised.

Even the least sector will demand for bribe from you.

Probably he died as a result of stress and heart attack. May God accept his soul

There's going to be a massive recruitments after this pandemic. So I'll advice you to plan towards leaving this country. U fit use school comot, that's the easiest. 2m might not be enough to go and study in abroad, but if u can arrange sure 5odds with the 2m, bro na 10m b that

I smell high rate of crime and revolution in Lagos, Abuja and Ogun before the next 14days if hunger virus is not addressed

It's high time the President addresed us publicly. A lot of questions we need to ask him, especially as it concerns security. He cannot just extend lockdown in Abuja, Lagos and Ogun without not first addressing hunger virus and crime virus rampaging the citizens of these 3 towns. He should come out and address us like his counterparts in other countries are doing so that press will ask him questions.
As things are now, I smell high rate of crime and revolution in Lagos, Abuja and Ogun before the next 14days

I smell high rate of crime and revolution in Lagos, Abuja and Ogun before the next 14days if hunger virus is not addressed

Rickmann:
I ve never been an advocate for flogging children especially the girl child...it ll only get them heady and dey ll come out stronger..there are better ways to handle such matter. He also embarrassed himself on social media by doing that.

This is Africa. We flog our children when they misbehaves

Makavelli25:
Words that start with consonant will take "a"
Words that start with vowels will take "an"

"A" is a vowel so "An Apple"
"B" is consonant so "A Ball"

Thats how it is

The person that typed that message didnt do english in school

An SMS is the correct one because the word "SMS" begins with a vowel sound when it is pronounced.
Another perfect example is "an hour". Hour is typically pronounced with a silent H - an hour.
Therefore, "An" depends on pronounciation, not spelling.

REST IN PEACE SHIMI
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This is shimi of blessed memory......
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When our hustle was real, the world was sane & women were won by men who truly deserve them..........
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That time you have to contend with shimi before you see pant not to talk of kpekus.......
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Today you see kpekus before pant sef........
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Shimi you fought a good fight of morality before your unfortunate demise........
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Thank you for the sweet memories, we shall never forget you shimi........
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Continue to Rest In Peace........

English and Literature

Do a pragma-sociolinguistic analysis of President Buhari Covid-19 speech.

This man makes me to keep denying Abia as my State each time I'm being asked questions about him by outsiders

All these girls that insist that they must burst the pimple on their guys' face should at least stop it for now. Coronavirus don't care about trust. That's how I succumbed to Chioma yesterday to burst the pimple on my face after she had accused me of suspecting her of contrasting covid-19; me that is too conscious of touching my own face these days. Honestly, I've not slept since yesterday's incident. I've almost consumed #300 Vitamin C in less than 12hrs

I've been checking updates about people who are contributing to the fight of Covid-19 ravaging us and i can't find a single polithiefian currently holding one office made a single offer.

Amodioha will strike any of them that will share cups of rice during the next election, if actually they will survive the coronavirus.

R.I.P. to the dead.

Sometimes when a wealthy man die, I wonder what's the point of accumulating all the wealth on Earth if he can not go to the world beyond with all his riches.
That's one thing most of our politicians do not think. Theirs is even worst coz their own beyond is hell fire.

No wonder Jesus recorded in the synoptic gospels: "I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God".

CORONAVIRUS IS REAL

Have you ever wondered what would happen if your kid gets infected and taken away from you for quarantine?

Have you?

Has it occurred to you that you might not be allowed outside your house, talk more of going to the the quarantine center to look after your kid?

Do you know that when an infested person dies, the government takes charge of disposal, which is likely to be by cremation?

That is to say, from the time they are taken away for quarantine, the family might not get to see them again, except they recover.

You don't know all these.

Because if you do, you'd take all available measures to protect yourself and your kids.

Don't listen to anybody telling you that people who talk against your going to church at this critical time are anti-christs.

We are in this together.

Don't please!

Take all practicable measures to stay safe this is not the period your wards go about playing with next door neighbors oooooh

Chaii.... Gone are the days when man go to church to find solace. Now church runs to man for solace.
In the midst of the tribulations and pandemic ravaging the world, church that's suppose to give arms is the one extorting people instead. No wonder Jesus says His judgement will start from the Church.
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This Covid-19 should just come and go, biko.
It's not only Dangote that is loosing money, I've also been loosing money to Zoom and Virtual.

Please quarantine with your money here in any Nigerian Universities, otherwise you will get stranded in UK

You suppose to go and write JAMB again for not mentioning Abia State University that always make headlines for good and bad reasons!

Quick recovery Mr Abba.


But that's not my concern....
My concern is that OVI could be the one that will bring this virus into our state coz he is refusing to quarantine himself, at least for 14days since he returned from abroad. He even had the guts to say that covid-19 will not enter the state coz Abia is the only state written in the Bible.
What an ignorance!!

Must we always be reckon as the worst state in Nigeria.... Starting something we can never finish??

Since 1991, Abia State Government House has been in a rented apartment.

12yrs ago, T. A. Orji started building a new government house at the Secretariat road when he was the governor, he abandoned the project prior to the end of his tenure. Now, the so called "new government house" is dilapidated.

5yrs ago, Okezie Ikpeazu said he want to build fly over across the state. The center table flyover project started at Osisioma, 5yrs running, they're still at Osisioma on a foundation level. Now, he wants to start a project that the work level will not pass clearing of land by the time he will leaves the office.

God, what did we do to deserve all these punishments?
Our parents are dying, our teachers are crying and our leaders are stealing.
God, if Abia is truely God's own State, come next tenure please bless us with, not just a leader with brain, but a servant leader with the fear of God. Above all, remover the curse that have been setting the state backward. Let anyone that's been diverting our tax money and state fund for their personal use all in the name of building projects find no peace. Amen!

mrvitalis:
Why all this noise about sanusi and his presidential ambition ...

According to my yoruba brother's zoning is dead and all citizens have the right to contest ..

So allow the man be, sanusi is one of the best minds from the north ...let him contest ...if u don't like him don't vote him ....let we that like him vote for him it's a simple stuff

This his how you people voted in Buhari, and now complaining about your mistakes. You will wail again when Sanusi becomes the President

oz4real83:
Ronaldinho had the talents to have become the best player in the history of football but he wasted it. He is better than Messi, Ronaldo, Pelle and Maradona, ALL of them combined but lived a wayward life that turned him to an ordinary person

That's Brazilians for you. Once you're a big player from Brazil and your transfer fee is outrageous, your carrier won't end well. Pride and partying lifestyle will set in. That's how Robinho and Andriano ended, apart from Kaka who was a pastor. Neymar and Jesus will join the crew in no distant time. Mark my word

Wahala dey oo.
I pray this Corona virus outbreak in Nigeria is just a rumour and usual APC propaganda for a campaign tool in 2023, in the sense that it's an arrangy plan with the Italian to claim that Covi19 he brought to Nigeria was contained just the way PDP contained Ebola.

Otherwise, we are doomed