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She's so smooth and pretty
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Hi.. The only thing I can do well,/offer on fiver is CAD especially structural .. What's my fate on fiverr |
lalasticlala:There's something Fishy about this story, although I'm not saying its a lie because of its source. Some weeks back here on NL front page, the story of a young man who killed his friend over N750,000 (money also used to start up barbing salon ) also drugged his friend with a bottle of Orijin, killed him also around 3 a.m and finally butchered him to pieces claiming he's not into body parts but wanted to carry him easily.. Sometimes I have this feeling most of these stories were made up by jouurnalist, but Y?. Quote me if I'm wrong |
miriamgroove:done |
SECOND SEMESTER EXAMINATION. GENERAL PAPER Time: 1hr 30 mins Section A (Answer all questions) 1a) How many chibok girls were kidnapped and state d reason for their kidnapped?(20marks) 1b) The question “Na only you waka come was said by who and to who? Why dis xclamation “chai there‘s is God oo!(15marks) 2a. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?(10 marks) 2b. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make ?(10marks) 3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones? (10marks) 4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why ?(10marks) 5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ? (10marks) 6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo? (15marks) SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks each) 1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more? 2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142) 3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi ? 4. If your X-boyfriend/X-girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire a day after you guys broke up, find the value of X? 5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion? Assuming the polarity of the audience is kept constant. SECTION C (Answer 2) 1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss (20Marks) 2) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top' (20 Marks) 3) What's the name of the lady that use to say "please enter your secret number" at the ATM center of the banks. State reasons why she was chosen and explain too (20 Marks) START. NO SIDE TALKS................. Don't spoil the Fun |
delishpot:I wonder oo... Its this 21st century that everything has kinds.. *bornagain christain *holyghost filled christain.. Soon we'll have christainic christain |
delishpot:I wonder oo... Its this 21st century that everything has kinds.. *bornagain christain *holyghost filled christain.. |
boboLIL:I'll prefer Mammy Water buh.. Its your call |
I'm tired of seeing this .. Want to start seeing topics like" 15 signs that the World is coming to an end"...Happy Sunday |
IsiCaterpillar:Regenerate?, rooster?, rover?, rubbish?..Rooney?.. Which one? |
I've been trynna grow my 2strand of chin hair; more like make it spread but in my quest , I discovered that the other beard below keeps growing thicker and even grows after 3days of shaving... I don tire to dey wait for 2strand to multiply oo.. |
runzlord:Bros abeg how you dey take build am?.. I need the equipments.. |
favouritesahaba:Chin curtain looks More jerusalemish/isrealy.. I love it , I'm gonna rock it maybe 10years from now cos I'm still nuturing ma 2strand of beard; its just growing long and soon I'll be able to braid it.. The mumu thing no gree spread |
Business men are not smiling.. |
londongal03:; Aaw you nice, buh do you really think he'll get well soon?.. Maam, Mad people don't get well soon or even at all. |
Why does the girl look like 3d anime dancing in white garment?..
Why didn't he organize the wedding in Osun?.. He dey fear ? |
Emeraldcute:SFSNIPER Hmmm why do u guys signature blend??.. I LOVE THICK FAT CHICS that are Hotter than Infiniix Hot |
Iamsynord:Lolz.. I thought he said dance like a ballerina..anyways its still a lame combo |
wisdomguy4u:At 5yrs I already knew what kissing and all that meant all thanks to 3ladies..they are married now tho nd they don't know I still have such memories.. Ladies/girls opened guys eyes and now they are complaining. But thank God I hav Jesus |
anelta:I love u already ![]() |
StephanieEzeh:Bae if I lay my hands on that car, modify the life, you'll be the one stopping the car **hey can you gimme a lift*? Infact its one of ma dream cars #teamclassiccars
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The fastest stationary car ever |
These days its either billions of naira has been spent on NASS or billions of naira has been embezzled. Someone called my attention to something recently concerning the 100 billion embezzled.. He asked how many millions make a billion and how many thousands make a billions? Mehn its a lotta money.. |
Its obvious she supported her career with ...* you know, the 3letter word ..that last picture sha... |
DU battery saver abi DU battery consumer.. Run a check on that app and its always harmful |
That guy wearing sun shades tho... |
gidjah:I know and understand your view clearly and I also share it with you but someone once told me that when you drive/ride a Ferrari, you'll never want to ride another car. What I'm saying in essence is when you have that kind of money to buy yourself one, you'll start seeing things from their view. * its money we're talking about** |
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