₦airaland Forum

torkaka:
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .Much ado has been made about a 'so called' 10m naira wristwatch Aisha Buhari wore at the inauguration event . . . . . . . . . . . .days ago, the media was awash about news about Aisha Buhari closing her successfully ran beauty shops/institute (Abuja & Kaduna) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .so if she successfully ran her business, Nigerians might want to know what she charges her clients to ascertain if she can afford the said wristwatch . . . . . . . . . . . . .below is the price list of some sessions offered;

UMO GOLD JAPANESE FACIAL TREATMENT - COST: N80,000 PER SESSION

DERMA ROLL TREATMENT - COST: N30,000 PER SESSION

MICRODERMABRASION FACIAL - COST: N15,000 PER SESSION

TCA FACIAL TREATMENT - COST: N20,000 PER SESSION

DEEP CLEANSING FACIAL TREATMENT - COST: N10,000 PER SESSION

OSMO THERMY DRAINAGE - COST: N15, 000 PER SESSION

OSMO THERMY ENERGY - COST: N15, 000 PER SESSION

MAGICAL MORROCAN BATH & MASSAGE - COST: N12,000

THERAPEUTIC ONE HOUR DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE - COST: N7,000

. . . . . . . . . . . . . .Buhari is an influential man, to think his wife will run a beauty shop without a large client base is just being plain mischievous

http://www.hanzybi.edu.ng/HanzySpa.htm
http://www.dealdey.com/deals/therapeutic-one-hour-deep-tissue-massage-at-hanzy-spa
http://www.dealdey.com/deals/magical-moroccan-bath-and-massage-at-hanzy-spa

Looks like its written in french. Cos I don't understand the OSMO therapy abi na OSMOSIS. Anyways make we leave them to whatever they want to do and let's just pray all izz well

Cutehector:
Mtcheww.. U be yusuf buhari weda u like it or not!

Bros!! Na by force?? Lolz!

I smell lies
...* I thought u said Buhari has only one son.

vheMa:
Una too like gist,tory,gossips

vheMa.. If I catch u eh!! Oya return my 365kb now.

toyibhabib:
I need my merrybet account funded.... Pls i need someone to help me out with it....for recharge card abeg....atleast 2k fund

Bros abeg no try am.. Dem go carry ur 2k waka, den they'll say quickteller is not responding..#frommyexperience).. Better keep ur money till monday or go to a betshop instead

DrGroove:
Does Flavour wear shirts?

Nooo.. He wears palmfronds

lasstropinky:
Really? I guess not....crushing have more to do with guys that have cash... so your point is off balance

Pls read the topic again

lasstropinky:
Subtle but not furtive enough to remain undetected by our ultimate decoder.

1. SMILE: You wonder why she starts smiling when you appear at the scene? No one is cracking any Joke but she keep smiling at you like she drank lucosade. No be lucosade my brother u dey do her strong thing.

2. EYES CONTACT: Even when your eyes meet she doesn't change the direction of her focus rather she change the intensity of her gaze.How do you explain this?

3. MAKING FRIENDS: OK you met her on campus...she gave the sign but you are too busy to look next thing you see is she is making friends with your friends or anybody close to you.

4. A MOMENT: She had No intention of going to the Library or the hall but once she sees you going she is set to go all to have a moment of recognition...a moment of intense awareness of feelings.

5. STALKING: She is not MTN yet she is everywhere you go......She knows when you return from break..Perhaps you think it's a coincidence she joins your fellowship within 24hrs.

My guy, girls don upgrade oo these are for girls runing on OS 2.3, OS 4.4 babes will never smile at you and will pretend as if u never exist. Abi she don stalk u ni?!. She'll wait for you to show interest and if you don't .. Bye bye, this applies mostly to broke guys tho!

CHAI!! Spent almost a day going through this. Twas nice sha. **thumbs up

ANGELMARVE:
Nigeria!!!! 90% of her youth citizens are criminals, "90% of her police and military are criminals now even the OP that opens this thread sounded like a criminal. "there is no way forward at all.

Let's keep hoping and praying for a better nigeria..please.

Maybe because it has a very deep effect on their sexual life,
# because they think of the effect it might have on their womb and unborn children
#women are much more careful in their dealings and concerning their health than men
# because most men don't like ladies that smoke..

Satisfied?

I agree with you Sonoflucifer in only two aspects
1) lucifer was the Son of the morning(Light)
2) You capitalize "God"
...
Here is where you are wrong
1) Lucifer has fallen
2) Our God is not weak, the flesh is.

Have you ever thought of how Lucifer came into existence, well this our God, created him just as he created you. The way of Lucifer is now darkness in disguise of Light, he(lucifer) wouldn't call darkness what it is and you will follow. Please my Brother, have a rethink, All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small, all things wise and wonderful, the lord God made them all. This includes Lucifer, serve your master's Master and see the difference

Your boss is gay bro! I cover ur yarsh with the blood of god... No arrow fashioned against ur yarsh shall***

gcfrcom:
seems You've not learnt Your lesson.
What's wrong in funding Your account Yourself? Keep dashing pple 1k
Enjoy.

I knew someone would say this.. I have no time to go to bank, I work from 8-5pm daily. So where is the time to deposit cash in my account, I had to skip work the last time I deposited cash and BTW I meant the last 1k I hav for spending anyother cash has its own plans. Thnks all d same, I've learnt my lesson.

Abeg who has the keys to her house, want to steal her table while she's not around.

Illusion.. Try tilting your phone forward until u get the perfect view.. The circles are not even interlocked. They are four circles offset into one another
The circles looks interlocked because of the color pattern and shape of build-up material

Na wa ooo.. Is it bad to trust??.. Gave someone ma last 1k on dis forum to help me credit ma nairabet account the day before yesterday( 2days ago) till now, nothing in my account.. Dem dey scam person of 1k again?? Okay ooo.. Diaris God oo, if I don't see it tomorrow, I'll warn you to keep away from the guy, don't want to mention names. BTW someone should help me out

mrsage:
I have a list of honeymoon destinations here in Nigeria. But i will love to know your opinion and current assessment.

1. Obudu Mountain Resort, Cross river
This is probably the 'most respected' tourist site in Nigeria. It is also ideal for a honeymoon get away. The Obudu Plateau offers peace, quiet, pampering and adventure.

2. Okomu National Park and Osos Hills in Edo State.

3. Ikogosi warm spring amd resort Ekiti

4. La Campagne Tropicana Beach Resort Lagos

5. NLNG Residential Area in Bonny Island, Rivers State. Also Finima Beach and JV Camp

6. Badagry. This is a popular destination with multiple side attractions. In my opinion one of the best in Lagos. In Badagry you have beaches, museums, historical buildings and the reminders of Slave trade. You can also get some pretty decent hotels.

7. Yankari Games Reserve. Some of us are a little scared of travelling to the North but trust me Yankari is great. Recent research reveal that it has been rennovated and revived.
You can get to view a whole range of wide animals in Yankari.

8. Kanji Lake National Park.

9. Mic com Golf Resort, Ada, Osun State.

Also discovered this place called: Nike Lake Resort in Enugu. It has a natural lake. It is quiet and lovely.


Feel free to state your opinion or comment.
Have you paid a visit to any of these sites?

Hmmmm.. Ikogosi is not really a "honeymoon" place, but just vacation..
Micom Golf .. Mehn!! I love that place . Infact, its where I'm going for my own honeymoon.. Any girl that wants to join me, raise ur hand.

I no too win many trophy for dis game but mehn!! My button dey tear paper if I play P.K. .. King of penalties..# I gave myself d title..

kevinberry:
Hello house please I need just five(5)people to join me on my project with my strategy...only for five(5) days...all what we have to do is present a game or games of odd 1.30 for five days each plus me making it 6 people in total....the overall profit is 300000.00+ thousand plus with a kick off stake of 1000 naira only...please interested punters should please send me an email or better still I should create a thread where we will meet and I will present the strategy to everyone...

Please, I'm soo interested ooo.. Numba 08145605475 (whatsapp), email- ufelove@gmail.com . Please lemme in

SoGreen:
LOL! seriously betting don enter in2 ur marrow n back. Try to set ur priorities right next time. Anyway just keep your head up, but try to observe games posted here before u stake. Goodluck

I dey over observe sef.. When I did dis for fun, it paid but now dat I'm doing analysis before I stake I dey lose eh.. I just need help oo.. All ye winners, all ye greens abeg help me na.

Hi punters, abeg I don suffer o. I need help sharp sharp, I've been losing for the past three days now infact I,ve lost all my money. I have been following the rules but I just hav badluck cos I pick games from u guys but I always pick the losing games. Please come to my aid oo abeg #krall# ; cos I've been following ur posts. I need someone who can gimme games everyday, I need my D.E form money back plsss.. HELP form go soon close nd I just hav 1k left.. Pls anybody.

;DDats infiniti b**bs

Sijo01:
Na chinese film?

Yes na.. Na Jet Li dey fly for dia

vheMa:
@embolded,lolzzz the frog was damn happy,now osho is the frog shey?

Na u talk say osho na frog ooo.. Come sef.. His eyes look a bit froggy, but all the same" Happy wedded life OSHO BABA"

vheMa:
And why is buhari looking like that in the last pic

And why is the girl not free enough to kiss osho

And why is osho looking so keen to kiss her

And why is osho pounting his lips so hard,while the girl is withdrawing


#MyThoughts

1) Because its quite disgusting to look at a thing like that
2) Because *shawty came for the money and not the kiss*
3) Because its been long since he kissed and doesn't really remember how to go about it
4) Have you since the cartoon where the princess wanted to kiss the frog at first,..**imagine the frogs excitement**
#my answers..

D guy was definitely *High when he hit the like button.

Everyone wan become Star.. Trekking is the In-thing these days. Sha don't expect Tinubu to give u money for transport back to Abk. U go trekk back. JOHNBULL

ikeja has been a very busy area attracting people around its environs and far away of which a larger percentage take to the commercial buses. usually, i take the berger-ikeja route and i've come across various kinds of people .
(1) the businessmen: this set of people are always on phone calls throughout the journey., they go from calling chinedu (their sales boy) to cheif (their client) . they should be awarded by MTN . they are usually owners of stalls in ikeja.

(2) the working class(coperate men): i really like this set of people, they are always in coperate outfit and work in firms and organisation, they hardly talk and mind their business; well, most of them. i hope to be like them soon.

(3)the lookatives: as the name implies, they can look for africa. they start staring at you once u come in , their eyes keeps rolling around the bus like they are looking for their lost relative, ive fallen under this class once, i was so carried away by one very cute girl who looks like ajebo( you cant blame me "who no like better thing".).well, i lost interest when she spoke english with igbotic accent.

(4) the talkatives: they usually come in pairs they'll discuss annoying and irrelevant issues that would make u want to yell " would you guys just shut up"...

(5) the aggressive: i dont know what usually annoy these set of people from their homes, they'll carry a heavy face as if it was carved out. they'll end up quarreling with the conductor over their change, they'll be like " you no know who i be?".

(6) the almighty dozers: these set of people just had to be in my list, they can sleep for almost an hour especially in traffic. they swing their heads from left to right until they rest on your shoulders but there's nothing you can do., (my advice: imagine it was a cute babe resting on your shoulders on a luxury ride) i'll just be wishing they hit their head on the hard metal frame of the seats then i'll laugh hard in my mind (just kidding).

(7) the gentlemen: they are quiet, reserved, easy going and humble. no amount of frustration will cause them to react. they would not utter a word throughout the journey. well, i'm a proud member of this class.

These experiences is what makes danfo ride fun, you meet different kind of people and interact. i've once met my old school teacher in a danfo on my way to ikeja and he paid my fare. share ur danfo experience.

vheMa:
Romancelanders pls I need your advice on this issue. There's this guy I call the love of my life,I cherish and adore him so such,vice versa. But he gets angry pronto yesternight I went to his hostel,to greet him. Getting there,he was about going to field to play football,and he told me to please cook for him b4 coming back,that he must have been hungry then. And I nod my head in reply and concurred. But when he returned I was busy NLanding and smiling,forgetting our earlier conclusion. Then he flared up,got angry like mad,then I tried to persuade him and use girlish scopes. To my surprise he raised his hand up. I feing like I didn't know what's on his mind,and he pleaded. Pls can I move on with kinda relationship


Curious....

Hmmmm... It depends on if u really really love him. Try to help him outta his anger problem nd if he doesn't comply, Then I think u know what's next

vheMa:
really?

Yes na...call me sharp sharp, let's hook up

vheMa:
All what am seeing is dick

Lolz!!.. I like you oo