₦airaland Forum

10. Whenever you have to say “as the court pleases” to that demon Judge.

Even if they are insulting you.

9. When week 13 reaches and you find out half the books you bought were a waste of money.

See money I could have used to eat.

8. When you get to see all the girls in their natural state for law dinner.

Wow!

7. Whenever Lagos students heard “ pass the mic.”

NLS Horror Story: Microphones

6. You, whenever you hear “snap test”.
Hey God!!

5. When they send you back home because your shirt is off-white not snow-white.
Can you not?

4. When you wear your favorite white shirt and class gets cancelled.
What a waste.

3. When you get to class in week 2 and see all the textbooks people already have.

2. When you meet Bar 1 students during registration and orientation week, including those who attended Uni in Benin Republic speaking with British accent.

1. When you see your name on the list and you’ve been posted to your choice campus.

danieloy4:
JOB from UN High Commissioner for Refugees

Closing date: 07 Sep 2016


The United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR) Nigeria wishes to engage the services of an Executive Assistant in its Abuja Office on a fixed term basis.

Under the close guidance of the Representative, the incumbent will liaise with colleagues within the same office, Regional Office, HQ and in the field on matters of non-routine significance in order to prepare documents for the supervisor and manage the flow of information. Regular contacts with external parties including UN offices, donors and other International organizations will be made to provide background information on relevant topics prior to meetings and obtain assistance of others on matters of relevance to the office.

Assist in managing the flow of information to the supervisor by identifying priority matters to be urgently addressed by the supervisor; analyse supporting documentation and summarize most relevant points and ensuring that appropriate action is taken by responsible Section Heads.

Assist in following-up on policies and instructions presented by the supervisor; highlighting major world-wide operational developments related directly to UNHCR or to humanitarian issues.

Assist in presenting statements that represent UNHCR’s overall policies and draft substantive correspondence for the supervisor.

Assist in securing timely and authoritative information from Sectional Heads.

Ensure supervisor is prepared for meetings and missions by drafting talking points and establishing contacts on the subject matters to be discussed.

Accompany supervisor to meetings and on missions in order to prepare notes on the discussions, ensuring follow-ups and support with any relevant input.

Support the supervisor in efforts to raise the profile of UNHCR and the agency’s concerns within the context of the broader United Nations system.

Assist in coordinating draft of position papers and other documents relevant to the activities of the office.

Ensure high-level visitors are appropriately addressed, that they receive background information as necessary, and that protocol is respected.

Perform any other related duties as required.

ESSENTIAL MINIMUM QUALIFICATIONS

· University degree in Political Science, International Relations, Law or other related fields;

· Minimum 2 years of professional job experience relevant to the functions or in related fields;

· A proven ability to act with discretion and diplomacy is essential for this function

· Excellent computer skills, in particular in MS Office applications

· Excellent communication skills. - Excellent knowledge of English with working knowledge of another relevant UN language and/or local language is essential.

DESIRABLE QUALIFICATIONS & COMPETENCIES

· Good knowledge and experience of UNHCR operations;

· Drafting skills;

· Experience in dealing with the public.

HOW TO APPLY:
Interested and qualified candidates should submit their application/letter of motivation, resume and fully completed UN Personal History Form (P11) which can be downloaded from www.unhcr.org/recruit/p11new.doc and send via email ONLY to niglahr@unhcr.org quoting in the subject line the above vacancy notice number and title of the position.

A written test will be conducted for this position which will be followed by a competency based interview.

THERE IS NO NEED TO SEND OTHER CERTIFICATES ALONG WITH THE APPLICATION AND P.11 AT THIS STAGE.

Incomplete applications will not be considered.

Kindly note that only short-listed applicants will be contacted.

Applications from female candidates are strongly encouraged.

Career categories:
Program/Project Management
Country:
Nigeria
City:
Abuja
Organization:
UN High Commissioner for Refugees
Job years of experience:
0-3 years
Job ID: #1678986

pls did anyone apply for this job, any update yet?

If I were in ur shoes, forgiveness is the ultimate thing here. Forgiveness frees the offended. Tell ur mum that. Meanwhile, it's an insult on the part of ur dad's relative to make such promises to u and ur step dad.
The best thing ur mum shld do without compromising some standards is to forgive them but reject their offers to u. This way, they will know that money isn't everything.

Another thing to bear in mind is this.. would they have looked for if they had grandchildren apart from u?
This intention of theirs only shows why they are desperate to have u back.

But ur mum can still forgive without giving in to their offers.

Yeye dey really smell....

lollmaolol:
If the portal won't shut down after 48 hours of bombardment by unemployment / underemployed Nigerians.

I tell u

Highly commendable if only it will be free and fair.

Here is my humble opinion dear....
First, I don't know how long or close u both have been together. I think on that day u broke the news to her, u ought to have confronted her about the other guy and if she still confirms dat she's still seeing him, den u give her reasons why can't go on with d relationship or better still tell her to make a choice btw the guy or you.
I think that way she wud bear the responsibility of the choice she made.

As to being troubled on her whereabouts, just calm down cos I'm sure she's an adult. If she really valued ur relationship with her she wouldn't have been messing around with some other guy, so y wud she now act like shes heartbroken. You can call some of her friends that u knw to knw find out whereabouts and safety and not necessary to get back with her.

Most times, love is not just enof in relationships, there are other factors they strengthens it e.g respect, trust, communication and loyalty.
And it's also possible that u both need some space to knw how important ur absence mean to each other.

What will be will always be.

Impressive!!!

ammyluv2002:
Here's the number : 10026308

God will bless u beyond ur equals. Just pray for me to to be favoured in dis one.

ammyluv2002:
The United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR) Nigeria wishes to engage the services of an Executive Assistant in its Abuja Office on a fixed term basis.

Executive Assistant

Location Abuja


Under the close guidance of the Representative, the incumbent will liaise with colleagues within the same office, Regional Office, HQ and in the field on matters of non-routine significance in order to prepare documents for the supervisor and manage the flow of information. Regular contacts with external parties including UN offices, donors and other International organizations will be made to provide background information on relevant topics prior to meetings and obtain assistance of others on matters of relevance to the office.

Assist in managing the flow of information to the supervisor by identifying priority matters to be urgently addressed by the supervisor; analyse supporting documentation and summarize most relevant points and ensuring that appropriate action is taken by responsible Section Heads.
Assist in following-up on policies and instructions presented by the supervisor; highlighting major world-wide operational developments related directly to UNHCR or to humanitarian issues.
Assist in presenting statements that represent UNHCR’s overall policies and draft substantive correspondence for the supervisor.
Assist in securing timely and authoritative information from Sectional Heads.
Ensure supervisor is prepared for meetings and missions by drafting talking points and establishing contacts on the subject matters to be discussed.
Accompany supervisor to meetings and on missions in order to prepare notes on the discussions, ensuring follow-ups and support with any relevant input.
Support the supervisor in efforts to raise the profile of UNHCR and the agency’s concerns within the context of the broader United Nations system.
Assist in coordinating draft of position papers and other documents relevant to the activities of the office.
Ensure high-level visitors are appropriately addressed, that they receive background information as necessary, and that protocol is respected.
Perform any other related duties as required.


ESSENTIAL MINIMUM QUALIFICATIONS

University degree in Political Science, International Relations, Law or other related fields;
Minimum 2 years of professional job experience relevant to the functions or in related fields;
A proven ability to act with discretion and diplomacy is essential for this function
Excellent computer skills, in particular in MS Office applications
Excellent communication skills. - Excellent knowledge of English with working knowledge of another relevant UN language and/or local language is essential.


DESIRABLE QUALIFICATIONS & COMPETENCIES

Good knowledge and experience of UNHCR operations;
Drafting skills;
Experience in dealing with the public.
Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should submit their application/letter of motivation, resume and fully completed UN Personal History Form (P11) which can be downloaded from www.unhcr.org/recruit/p11new.doc and send via email ONLY to niglahr@unhcr.org quoting in the subject line the above vacancy notice number and title of the position.

A written test will be conducted for this position which will be followed by a competency based interview.

THERE IS NO NEED TO SEND OTHER CERTIFICATES ALONG WITH THE APPLICATION AND P.11 AT THIS STAGE.

Incomplete applications will not be considered.

Kindly note that only short-listed applicants will be contacted.

Applications from female candidates are strongly encouraged.

I must commend u Ammyluv for ur contribution in this section. With regards to this particular job, we are asked to use the vacancy notice number as the subject of the email. But I can't find any on the body of this post. what do I do?

Hard work pays......congrats gal

Paragon001:
That is not a problem nau. Tell him you guys use personal borehole. And 4 d PHCN bill, you use a prepaid meter. But be honest next time.

My dear, it will interest u to knw dat even prepaid has its ticket abi na invoice I go call am.
my humble opinion is, since it's a RECENT nepa bill dats d issue(emphasis on d upper cased) and d fact dat he wants to keep d job, he shld use d nepa bill of the house where he intends to stay. He can get dat from d landlord of house or from whoever he thinks has custody of d recent nepa bill. Then if his boss questions d difference in d addresses, he can now tell him dat dats his new place of abode and no longer d one on his CV. Gudluck sha!!
Try to be honest, always.

julioralph:
@uhalauju
yes dey are.

if you decide to go, make sure you do not put on tight clothes and pls make you and the OP wear scarf or hijab oooo

my 2cents

Tnx

[quote author=ayusco85 post=48428559]U can't find out until u come for the test and pass. Am speaking out of experience [/quot


pls are dey genuine?

Thank God for this thread, please how genuine is workforce cos I called the number on the body of the message dey sent to me to find out the bank they are recruiting for, but d receiver bluntly told me he won't disclose it until I come to the assessment venue.
I no wan waste my money for tp. your replies are needed ASAP!!! tnx

I jst love dis lady

Rest well..

Wow! that's creativity!

MULLAH123:
I tried checking for a friend but seeing no admission offered yet, is that the normal response or it means h miss this year

pls how can I check for a friend?

orunto27:
Congratulations for he has made Heaven. R.I.P. Pastor.

Op said we shld pray for his quick recovery and not quick transition to the hereafter.

Nawa oooo!!

luvguy:
sori hw did u apply?

I saw d advert/link online then I applied