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NYSCRe: Corper Stabs Boss In Calabar Over Clearance (photo) by uhalauju(f): 8:53am On Mar 23, 2016
That's one side of the story.. can we get d corper's version??
Forum GamesRe: Lets Do Dis.::comment WITH D LAST Word...n Kil D Boredom by uhalauju(f): 9:36pm On Mar 22, 2016
sense no common sometimes
EducationRe: Six Commonly Confused Words In English by uhalauju(f): 12:44pm On Mar 22, 2016
Nice one op Worthy of front-page
Jobs/VacanciesRe: SERAP To CBN: Withdraw Corrupt Recruitments Or We’ll Sue by uhalauju(f): 9:26pm On Mar 20, 2016
Seconded!!
PoliticsRe: Live Photos From James Ocholi's Burial - Dignitaries Arrival by uhalauju(f): 3:53pm On Mar 18, 2016
Losing 3 members of a family all in a day!! My God
Am just trying to be in his children's shoes.........d feeling if I loose 3 members of my family. ...the feeling is inexplicable.
I just pray God Almighty grant dem d fortitude to bear d loss.

RIP...to d dead.
PhonesRe: How To Hide Your Private Chats/messages In Whatsapp Conversation by uhalauju(f): 9:31pm On Mar 17, 2016
Thanks but how do u retrieve it?
CelebritiesThese Identical Twins Who Share A Boyfriend Want To Share Something Next by uhalauju(op): 7:56am On Mar 16, 2016
30 year old identical twins, Anna and Lucy DeCinque were born
one minute apart and have always shared everything they have.
They share the same bed, wear the same clothes and even share
one boyfriend. These twins are so identical that when they
attended a game show in Japan, facial technology was used to try
to tell them apart but it failed thus giving them the title of world's
most identical twins.
Despite this inability to differentiate both of them, they have both
undergone facial reconstruction to look the same, spending almost $145,000 in the process.

Now the twins are taking their closeness to the next level: They
plan to get pregnant at the same time, by the same guy, their
boyfriend Ben Byrne, who is 32 years old and also a twin, but not
an identical one.
Anna told Mirror.UK they plan to have children at the same time.
She said: “If I got pregnant Lucy would definitely get pregnant
straight way — because our bodies need to be the same.”

While they’re not currently trying to have kids at the moment, they
are serious about the plan:
“We would try to make that happen, definitely. We are not
trying right now — we love children and kids love us, but
it’s not the time for us.”
Adding: “We would have to be exactly the same even if we went
through IVF at the same time."

CareerRe: What Were Your Childhood Dreams And Have You Lived Up To Them? by uhalauju(f): 6:29pm On Mar 15, 2016
gunpoint:
Culdnt wait to grow up and become a po.rnstar, now I do po.rn, just without the lights and cameras cool

Seriously though I wanted to become an astronut,the stars, planetry systems, alien civiliazations and space have always facinated me(by the way I do believe we are not alone in the universe). So I went and read engineering as a precusor to going to space. Now I go to VI everyday to my banking job(which is kinda like space considering the huge void it creates in my life). So until the astronut thing works out(and I'm now 31 by the way incase you hear of space faring vacancies), thank God for women! grin
Hilarious!!!
EducationRe: Crayfish And Shrimp : A Case Of Ignorance. by uhalauju(f): 11:27am On Mar 14, 2016
Op, nice info and u are absolutely correct. Below are pix of d two species. The first is a shrimp while d second one is crayfish.

PoliticsRe: Obiano Inspects Worldclass Onitsha Mall- Pix by uhalauju(f): 1:12pm On Mar 12, 2016
Blackfire:
When will i hear bad news from this anambra state? Everytime goodnews goodnews...
Mediocre.....
FamilyRe: Woman Delivers Four-Year-Old Pregnancy In Ogun by uhalauju(f): 3:23pm On Jan 30, 2016
Shame on science...... they still could not decipher this one..GOD'S NOT DEAD!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by uhalauju(f): 11:10am On Jan 26, 2016
PAnaceA7:
Try again cos I also typed in dat format
Tnx, av concluded d application. pls how long does to take to get a confirmation/regret mail?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by uhalauju(f): 6:15pm On Jan 25, 2016
mtor:
numbers only eg 20000
I typed in that format but it kept bouncing back
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by uhalauju(f): 4:12pm On Jan 25, 2016
pls house am still battling with my application precisely still on the first questionnaire where we r asked to fill in amount of salary in previous employment. pls wat do dey mean by ..numeric valuehuh?? cos according to dem, d amount shld be in dat format. and I have tried all d formats I know to no avail.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: New Week,new Jobs-apply by uhalauju(f): 3:03pm On Jan 25, 2016
debbie:
urgent vacancy in a financial institution; Legal Officer ( 5-6years experience)
Please send cv to linkkene@gmail.com
Hi Debbie, am interested, however, I have jst a yr experience. ca n I apply? tnx dear
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by uhalauju(f): 2:51pm On Jan 25, 2016
Excellergroup:
Don't bother yourself about the job number, just click on "PWC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2016" as you can see in the image below
That was helpful, thanks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by uhalauju(f): 1:02pm On Jan 25, 2016
Excellergroup:
Just try to go over the thread from the very first page, you should get your way.
I have done dat, didn't get any clue. D issue most pple raised was incompleteness registration process
Tnx doh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by uhalauju(f): 1:01pm On Jan 25, 2016
Excellergroup:
Just try to go over the thread from the very first page, you should get your way.
I have done dat, didn't get any clue. D issue most pple raised was incompleteness registration process
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by uhalauju(f): 12:02pm On Jan 25, 2016
Hello friends.....I jst bumped in on dis job advert and av been trying to apply but don't know how to go about it. I opened the site and dey requested for job number of which I have no idea.
Pls I need ur replies urgently before the application closes.
thanks...
Christianity EtcRe: Fake Prophet? Rev. Fr. Mbaka Exposed! - SEE VIDEO by uhalauju(f): 3:30pm On Jan 24, 2016
Op, u better be mindful of ur post. Don't post info u ain't sure of. The women he was addressing isn't patience rather Enugu state governors wife.
HealthRe: Woman In Kaduna Gave Birth To Half Human Half Donkey - Graphic Photo by uhalauju(f): 12:22pm On Jan 24, 2016
Anencephaly is the absence of a major portion of the brain , skull , and scalp that occurs during embryonic development . [1] It is a cephalic disorder that results from a neural tube defect that occurs when the rostral (head) end of the neural tube fails to close, usually between the 23rd and 26th day following conception. [2] Strictly speaking, the Greek term translates as "no in-head" (that is, totally lacking the inside part of the head, i.e. the brain), but it is accepted that children born with this disorder usually only lack a telencephalon , [3] the largest part of the brain consisting mainly of the cerebral hemispheres, including the neocortex , which is responsible for cognition . The remaining structure is usually covered only by a thin layer of membrane— skin, bone, meninges, etc. are all lacking. [4] With very few exceptions, [5][6] infants with this disorder do not survive longer than a few hours or possibly days after their birth.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anencephaly

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Winning CV...(Updated) by uhalauju(f): 2:06pm On Jan 17, 2016
OP pls I need a sample too for entry level.......uhalauju@gmail.com. thank you.
PoliticsRe: What The Electoral Acts Says About The Death Of A Candidate by uhalauju(f): 10:05pm On Nov 22, 2015
See section 181 of the Nigerian Constitution........... .........(1) If a person duly elected as Governor dies before taking and subscribing the Oath of Allegiance and oath of office, or is unable for any reason whatsoever to be sworn in, the person elected with him as Deputy governor shall be sworn in as Governor and he shall nominate a new Deputy-Governor who shall be appointed by the Governor with the approval of a simple majority of the House of Assembly of the State. ........(2) Where the persons duly elected as Governor and Deputy Governor of a State die or are for any reason unable to assume office before the inauguration of the house of Assembly, the Independent National Electoral Commission shall immediately conduct an election for a Governor and Deputy Governor of the State.
http://nigerian-constitution.com/chapter-6-part-2-section-181- death-etc-of-governor-before-oath-of-office/
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please I Need More Information About Workforce by uhalauju(f): 4:04pm On Nov 13, 2015
I got it too
Christianity EtcRe: Ogun Demolishes Redeemed Church Building As Worshippers Lament (Photo) by uhalauju(f): 5:02pm On Nov 08, 2015
“Jesus, Jesus, this is your house,” “Lord where is
your face.”


That part of the story got me laughing, are dey bereft of d fact dat even Christ himself admonished his followers to obey laws of governing authorities.


Romans 13vs1-7
"Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for
there is no authority except that which God has established. The
authorities that exist have been established by God.
Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling
against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring
judgment on themselves. For rulers hold no terror for those who
do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from
fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and he will
commend you. For he is God's servant to do you good. But if you
do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword for nothing. He
is God's servant, an agent of wrath to bring punishment on the
wrongdoer. Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities,
not only because of possible punishment but also because of
conscience. This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are
God's servants, who give their full time to governing. Give
everyone what you owe him: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if
revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then
honor. ”
NYSCRe: Enugu B'15 Stream 2 Only by uhalauju(f): 6:35am On Oct 31, 2015
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HealthAnnie Idibia Goes Bald For Breast Cancer Campaign. by uhalauju(op): 5:46am On Oct 31, 2015
Nollywood actress, Annie Idibia has joined in the
campaign to increase breast cancer awareness in
the country. The wife of Nigeria pop king 2face
Idibia’s and mother is the model in a breast cancer
inspired shoot that has her looking bald.
The aim of the awareness drive called ‘Fight The
Odds’ is to raise awareness about breast cancer and
promote self-examination. Annie’s photoshop bald
look was shared by her manager Naomi M.
Adenuga on Tuesday, October 27 on Instagram.
“#FightTheOdds is purposed to create more
awareness about cancer and the importance of self-
examination. Recent studies have shown that 20 per
cent of breast cancer is discovered by self-
examination rather than mammography and we
must realise that cancer is not a respecter of
persons.
It could happen to anyone, even a celebrity like
Annie Idibia. Imagine the lives that will be saved if
more women physically checked themselves on a
regular basis; imagine if we could stand against
breast cancer by fighting the odds via self-
examination. Let’s save the life of a woman today,
let’s examine ourselves today! #Powerful
#BreastCancerAwareness #CancerSucks
#HopeForACure,” Naomi wrote.
Last week Annie Idibia shared a promo flyer of
Sumbo Ajaba-Adeoye on her Instagram page, a
move her numerous followers on Instagram
applauded her for, saying that it shows Annie has a
heart of gold.


http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/10/annie-idibia-goes-bald-for-breast-cancer-campaign/

EventsRe: White People Dress As Blacks And Carry Nigerian Flag For Halloween (Pic) by uhalauju(f): 8:58pm On Oct 30, 2015
What an insult!!!.........d guy's pubic hair sha
PoliticsBVN Enrolment Ends Tomorrow As Sanction Looms For Defaulters. by uhalauju(op): 5:52am On Oct 30, 2015
The Biometric Verification Number project
commissioned by the Central Bank of Nigeria
(CBN), in conjunction with the Bankers Committee,
would be ending tomorrow, with 21 million
registered customers recorded.
However, with the registration ongoing until
October 31, The Guardian investigations showed
that bank customers were more about linking their
accounts to the BVN than fresh enrollment.
Specifically, in a visit to 18 branches of 10 different
banks in the industry in Amuwo-Odofin Local
Government Area and nearby environs, only 45
customers cumulatively were recorded, while more
than two-third of them came to link their accounts
with the BVN obtained from another bank where
they also have accounts.
Expectedly, the next phase would be the
enforcement of the prescribed sanctions, which
include non-access to accounts until compliance
and restriction from foreign exchange transactions.
The apex bank had extended the registration period
by three months after the initial deadline of June
30, 2015, providing more time and facilities to
enhance seamless enrolment.
An analysis of the trend in registration showed that
as at October 25, 20.8 million bank customers have
enrolled, compared to 19 million as at July 30.
Meanwhile, CBN said that given the assessed
tradition of multiple accounts holding by an
average Nigerian, which could be conservatively
estimated at about two or three per account holder,
it could be safely assumed that over 40 million
accounts might have been enrolled to BVN.
Still, the development is raising another question
over the depth of the financial inclusion initiative,
as the BVN project may be showing that only little
above 21 million Nigerians have a formal account
with banks.


http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/10/bvn-enrolment-ends-tomorrow-as-sanction-looms-for-defaulters/
PoliticsNEMA: 3,000 Refugees Still At Cameroun Border. by uhalauju(op): 3:47am On Aug 08, 2015
The National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA), has said that about 3000 refugees are still at the Nigerian border with Cameroon following insurgents attack in the North Eastern part of Nigeria.

Confirming the number to Naij.com, the director general of the agency, Muhammad Sidi speaking in Mubi, Adamawa state said the refugees are undergoing registration and profiling before their relocation to Mubi and further transportation to Borno state.

Sidi who was in the company of Borno state deputy governor, Zannah Mustapha, said his visit is focused on strengthening the operation of the agency on the ground.

He revealed that the agency is collaborating with the Borno government in transporting its indigenes who were displaced by insurgency. Some other refugees received by Nigerian authorities are camped at the border between Nigeria and Cameroon.

Over 2000 Internally Displaced Persons have been transported so far to safer locations in Mubi while 600 of the refugees have been transported back to Borno.

Meanwhile, the federal government has reacted to a letter by a social activist, Kayode Ogundamisi, over the terrible conditions and alleged corrupt activities going on in internal displaced camps in Borno state.

The United Nations Population Fund (UNFPA) has revealed that 160,000 Nigerians have left the North East region of Nigeria to seek refuge in neighbouring countries, mainly Niger, Chad and Cameroun.





https://www.naij.com/511463-3000-refugees-still-cameroun-border-nema.html

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