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 Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 4:33pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Caracta: I need someone to give this gehl a resounding slap*hands over a hanky* *in soothing voice* It's for your own good honey. You have spent years deceiving these men, it's time to accept the truth about who you truly are. Only then will you find the peace that you seek on nl. |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 4:30pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Monstertrucks: Who is caraCaracta this is where we begin to flush out the fakes in your life. 1. |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 4:28pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Caracta: Pls don't mind her. I'm still a nun. You should trust me.Believe this at your own peril  |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 4:25pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Monstertrucks: What the hellNo need being jealous. I'm sure Cara will give you a kiss after she's done with the 5999 in line before you  |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 4:22pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
xynerise: Caracta, I just fold hand dey look as you dey display here. So na so u like man butt reach?Xylophone take your time oo  |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 4:16pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
adexsimply: lol..you're something else  |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 4:12pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Caracta: Ye! *slaps her gum* This is a public forum woman!That was a public bus! |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 4:11pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Caracta: Whoosh! I love rice. Is there plantain in there?No. |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 4:09pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Caracta: You need glasses. Dude is too old for me. And I was dead tired that day.Yes. He is too old for you and yet made you blush And you touched his butt woman, his butt!!! What is wrong with you? I thought we already got rid of your fixation with butts in therapy? I spent a lot on that shrink for you!! |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 4:07pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Teespice: thank you.No you didn't Such injustice. Jay bee honey sweets pls ban these girls. They just broke rules 2 and 3. |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 4:05pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Caracta: God bless you. Uj-sizzle, how much is your bride price? Deduct 90% pls.*bundles her up in a blanket and dumps her inside rice sack* |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 4:04pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Caracta: Ewwww! I don't molest old men. You saw him na.He was blushing. You were blushing. I was watching. Don't lie to me woman. |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 4:03pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
jay bee: What's memes?Is that Sherlock? It's an internet slang. I used it to refer to your using gifs. to well...talk. It's basically what we call things that have gone viral on net. |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 3:58pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Caracta: Lol. No. He told me to be careful with where I place my hand. I think I touched his butt mistakenly. And I told him he should have looked before sitting. Then he smiled and bla bla bla. Rubbish I tell ya!You sure twas a mistake? I know how you like butts |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 3:54pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Caracta: We should fight one day. Kung-Fu. Pick a venue. We can even make a short video out of it. Are you game?Chai someone is on a suicide mission |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 3:53pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
jay bee: https://24.media.tumblr.com/c5e51eb45fd3bd98f74044da4e5da116/tumblr_mo5iu1JrgH1s8xebro1_400.gif |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 3:51pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Caracta: Rotten mouth huh? And you gave me a kiss two days ago? *deep sigh*I did NOT kiss you Btw why was the man beside you in that bus asking for your phone number? |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 3:49pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Toilet? Ewwwwww |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 3:48pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Caracta: Yet you call me Chinese doll. Pffffttt.The Chinese are tiny, but duh they have martial arts!! |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 3:47pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Caracta: @Jaybee, that girl makes me say things. Sales on Uju, everyone. 75% off! Hurry while stock lasts!Did you just blame me for your rotten mouth? You just depreciated by 80% right now *slaps her eyeball* |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 3:46pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Oh God, Jay bee has lost his mind  Lmao classic memes |
| Romance › Re: Why Are Young Girls Rushing To Marry Lately? by UjSizzle(f): 3:43pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Choice. |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 3:42pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Caracta: Is it that time of the month or have you eaten the forbidden fruit?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ╚►How To Catch A Snake (Pictures)◄╝ by UjSizzle(f): 3:41pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
lmao |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 3:37pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
jay bee: hmmmmm*gives him baba blue* |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 3:37pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
adexsimply: Nothing fragile about that fire cracker I tell ya. |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 3:30pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Caracta: Bia, did you see me in your dream?oh shut up |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Nigerian Sends An Email To Resign From PricewaterhouseCoopers In The US by UjSizzle(f): 3:25pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Hilarious!! Social media crazy auditor That girl needs a job in the media house puhleeeese. |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 2:36pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
xynerise: Draw your ear closer let me whisper something to u*runs away* |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by UjSizzle(f): 2:32pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
adexsimply: You've gotta appreciate yourself at timesAwwww you're broken I have super glue |
I don't know any body by that name,or seen that name before 
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