₦airaland Forum

speedyboi: So you and villageboi finally stole my slang

You in particular don dey use am the way I don't like though .

I still have the power to sue you for copyright infringement...u know..

Bigflamie: Reason? Whats the damn reason for hiding your face from people or are you one of them?

Freiburger: AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS VERY VIDEO? Abi no be for dis forum wey we saw a video of Obasanjo drinking Ijabu garri?

amiskurie: this woman must have been programmed by the CIA

Nwoka: Was Jesus a rapper?

sholay2011: Why are you tongue-lashing nollywood naa? E don do. We know they are far from the standard but some others are trying their best to bridge the gap.

homesteady: Come! I don't like the way you people are insulting Nigeria films oh!!
They are so interesting and loveable!

homesteady: Whenever I hear people talking of cinemas, I just use to SMH! Can you imagine they closed down all the cinemas in kano! That it is against their sharia laws!

xynerise: The most annoying thing is that they now use the sequel of movies to form another movie.

For example, a movie titled '' Daddy must shiit'' that suppose to have ''Daddy must shiit part 2'', will be changed to ''He didnt shiit again'' or something far from it.

Each of these movies would be occupied by 50 minutes of adverts and 20minutes of the main film.

ATMC: helloooooooo

xynerise: The police are after you for defecating on top that bridge

sholay2011: Lol. But why don't you talk about the ones making sense in nollywood?

Like Kunle Afolayan's "Phone swap" and Lonzo's "Anchor Baby". Have you seen them?

spikes C: She's preggy

spikes C: She's preggy

xynerise: And yet you buy and still ask for part 2,3 and 4

xynerise: I know say u dey try to cover up but no shaking. Na God go judge u

Guess what?

lertee: The major problem I have with naija movies is “title” what in God's name is “we are useless”, “ASUU strike”, “Blackberrybabes”, and many more. Naija I hail oooooo. Hehehehe

lertee: Good morning,thanks.

xynerise: She is just shy to admit it. She was even picking her nose while defecating to show you the level of comfort she had. Uju I lie?

Bigflamie: Cos that's a perfect body I'm seeing on your profile.
Perfect body with a pretty face can be a bomb.

homesteady: Asalam Aleku! Peace be unto this room!

xynerise: Stop denying ur identity.

Ya that reminds me, were you not the lady I saw defecating on top of third mainland bridge?