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[quote author=Mynd_44]**to Minion**

Reduce Uj_sizzle's IQ by some marks.[/quote] lol
*unsheaths Light Bringer to slay Minion*

I only ask that he be God fearing, loving and have a functional brain...Amen

aManFromMars: I feel your pain Sis.. come take a hug..

*walks tohim with trembling lips*

HumbledbYGrace: We saved you from sleeping in jail... your free, go and sin nomore

thank you thank you *walks away muttering unintelligible words about silly spambots and tyranny*

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!! That was torture

ATMCash owdy

[quote author=E<R>F]Too many Literature students in the house...
Una too like discriptions... I'm ah physicist and i hate literature scientifically.

Can i be a bad guy in your story?

I'm Emiru[/quote]lol Science can be expressed in literature too. We'll see what what we can do

HumbledbYGrace: This story should be in Mynd44's house so, I am gonna move it

lol it's on a chat thread woman, not on an individual thread. Why in the world would you move it? We're just playing around.

[quote author=E<R>F]Too many Literature students in the house...
Una too like discriptions... I'm ah physicist and i hate literature scientifically.

Can i be a bad guy in your story?

I'm Emiru[/quote]lol

lol they really have no idea what to do with money

Speakdatruth: i use 2 lyk ds guy b4 dat i chk tread wen he coment. now he hz becum nufin 2me. hz coment no mak sense again n wot mak hm tick z gone. i open ds tread 2say ma mind. chikena. maturd coment pls

I understand your obvious 'obsession' led you to open this thread just to get his attention. Don't worry, if you're luck enough it'll work.

I'm cool with the dude, it's the female am not sure of. Tho I wanted Ian soooo bad

ATMC: ...from afar, she saw the queue n was discouraged. she made to the block of shops into shop 27 where she bought a 200 naira recharge card and some peak choco, then, there was a little delay as they looked for #1000 balance. then, she collected her balance buh not without a slight rebuke from the shopkeeper DT she's taken all his small denomination, she responded 'yhu won't lack balance wen its needed' as she leaves the shop.

Ada chuckled as she left the shop, 'you won't lack balance when it is needed'? where da heck had that come from Prophetic utterance, she thought as her lips curved in an amused smile. She had been accused by her friends of saying the weirdest things, suddenly she was beginning to understand why they thought so. Just yesterday she had yelled to the church congregation that stealing was not a sin in this dispensation. The very thought of the flabbergasted look on the faces of the bible study teachers and the priest launched her into a gale of laughter.
"uhh are you ok?" a voice asked to her right.
Ada turned and another outburst paused midway. Standing to her right was the 'neighbor' with the sweet smelling perfume; 'the neighbour' who always left her tingling on the inside and set the butterflies in her belly fluttering. That neighbor now stood right in front of her watching with his all so beautiful eyes crinkled at the corners with the hint of a smile dancing on his lips. He had always thought her a queer one, and that alone had fueled his interest in her.
She finally managed to let out an "hey" quickly letting her breakfast of Peakchoco and akara disappear inside one of the numerous pockets gracing her combat shorts. 'Phew thank God for small wonders' she muttered under her breath.
She turned back to the handsome man before her, "So Anonimus one.........

Lifeless

ATMC: it was on a cool saturday morning...being my favourite day of the week, for want of fresh air, i decided to stroll down d street n get me recharge card. stepping out of my door, i inhaled d fresh air n a taint of my neighbour's perfume wafted across my face as i turned d knob of my door, letting me know he'd gone out or may just be about. i slipped into my flipflop and started out...the cloud is serene ' me love it' i thought.

She whistled along to D'Prince 'goody bag' playing over her headset, and jiggled her hips in tune with the beats totally oblivious to passers by. It was as perfect as any day could get, she thought to herself as she she took a left turn. The smell of freshly fried akara balls wafted in the air and her belly rumbled, 'ok i need to buy agege bread and that akara or i won't make if back home without help' she mumbled beneath her breath. She had spent half the night clicking away on her keyboard while chatting on nairaland with people she liked to describe as 'faceless' even though she already had ready made mental images of what everyone would look like in real life

Ok nanyt y'all

satanist: even wıth your gra-gra you stıll do not know what ıt ıs, GOOGLE exısts you know?

Ain't baphomet the creature with a goat's head with the five point star sigil Correct me if i'm wrong.
Can it come in hardware? i suppose
If it can, can it be used as a paper weight? Definitely yes.

satanist: what's a baphomet......ı'm preety sure you thought ıt was a satanıc charm. LWKMD

I know what it is...which is exactly why it's gonna be a paper weight

satanist: hmmmmm this one is strong[éléyı gıdı gan]***brıng the holy cane**

dude!

satanist: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, so the bible is an amulet, i think i'll order one from amazon. ROTFLMAO

Only if i get your Baphomet as a mantle piece.......
......or maybe a paper weight

HumbledbYGrace: he meant u

I am Christ

truthislight: Kai !

I did not come to NL for this:



have a nice day.

"Evil communication spoils useful manners".

You too.

On a serious note tho, you need to take a chill pill. You take my words as insult forgetting the dictionary has more than one meaning for most words. Why you'd assume i mean harm is beyond me

Oh well, you have a good rest.

Alfa Seltzer: soldier of christ runs away when confronted with logic.

Gracie is Christ

satanist: *rejects holy water* *brings out of sigil of baphomet*

lol *bring out bible*

Alfa Seltzer: If only you know who is the Harbinger of light.

R'hollor

Alfa Seltzer: How can a comment in threat that asked me to comment be derailing? What subject or OP did I derail?

I give up. Take it up with Gracie or whoever hid your post.

satanist: ANTON SZANDOR LAVEY was born stanton howard lavey, and the latino-greek version of his name is ANTON SZANDOR LAVEY, before you type makf you do a little research, it doesnt hurt.

Why don't you 'enlighten' me

satanist: i used to be once like you but here i am today, my only wish is that more people will see the truth and light, including you.

*pours holy water on him* She has enough light...you know the type darkness can't comprehend?

Alfa Seltzer: Which rule exactly did I break?

The very first one. You were derailing

satanist: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, satanism is not devil worship, we satanist are de-facto atheist, the founder of the church of satan [ANTON SZANDOR LAVEY] used the word satanist to represent rebellion and indulgence, thats all, so basically the tennet of satanism revolves around the exigesies of atheism. you can read more at churchofsatan.com, thank you.

Smh then y'all are a confused bunch, beginning from Anton. You name yourselves after an entity that's supposedly inexistent, and yet you use it's title and subscribe to it's nature. smh i'm sure satan is laughing in hell now.

Alfa Seltzer: Can someone please kindly justify why my last post thanking my Master was hidden?

You're breaking the rules of this thread. If you want to praise the hideous one create your own thread and do it there