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Ihedinobi: Of course, hon...although you'll agree still . Answer my email already, sweetie, you want me to keel over from waiting?

Done

teeo: I asked myself, and i promised myself i would get a boyfriend for you. Whether you like it or not

I hope my husband breaks your knees for this.

teeo: courting ko, dating ni... Screw she is as single as my little niece.

Oh puhleeeeese. Who asked you?

Ihedinobi: Morning, darling. I'm already making it up to you na. Making you happy is my job, you know, and I'm pretty much the best at it, and that ain't sayin enough 'cos I'm also very freaking good at it.

Morning, y'all.

Of course. Lemme be the judge of that




Hi Royally

teeo: No be person wey get boyfriend dey think of marriage.

shush, i was courting

alosiby92: *faints

*pours water on her*

lmao you just asked if he's a tissue or water backsider!!

Good Morning beautiful people

Morning hubby. I'm still mad at you btw, but take your kiss still

#AskAnonimous
How come you don't know how to spell anonymous ?
What did you have for breakfast?
Are you in camp yet?
If Yes, did you go for parade this morning?
What's Anonymous about you?
Are you enjoying the seat?
Do you cook well?
Do you think men have a right to assert authority over their wives?
What's your view on wife(or women in general) beating?
Do you think Christians represent Christ well?
What do you understand by the scripture that says "Christ is the first begotten of death?"
Your temperament?
What would make you call off your relationship?
Can you keep a secret?
What's your confidence level on a scale of 10?(honestly)
Do you promise to give us only in truth?
What makes your pastor special?
Share your conversion story, will ya?
Favourite colour?
Favourite food?
What's the first thing you notice about a person?
"Nigerians are Ignorant". Give your for or against the proposition.
Should i go on??

Royally: Every 3 hours, this round just started. Next round is 5pm

ok thanks

I'm married!!!

Of course, she's Asian.

Ermm sorry i'm a bit slow here. How often will thr questions be posted again?

Divepen: Peeping

Hi Divepen

ATMC great work. You kept me laughing all the way

Okay, who's next?

Hi everyone, wish you a blissful week.

Hubby

Wow, i still chew ice

Krasid: A lot of people have different reasons why they pray.So,what kind of things do you pray about?

¤Adoration-God you are good!
¤Confession-I'm sorry for....
¤Thanskgiving-Thanks lord for....
¤Other People-Please help my friend....
¤Yourself-Please help me....

Everything, esp fellow Christians, Nigeria n her leaders and unbelievers.

free2ryhme: how long did job sit and mourn silently?

7 days with his friends.

I thought only Divepen asks questions.



Thanks Modelmike for the welcome

Divepen: Royally wins 37

New question
who was suppose to be the king after king David

Absalom, who died and Adonijah became next in line. But God chose Solomon.

Good genes eh

Personally i don't believe it does. Try praying for them while they're still alive.

Hi, i wanna join but at the rate this is going, one would have to monitor this thread closely to earn some points.


Good job by the way OP

tobechi74: Y hasnt nollywood acted this? This is better than d rubbbish they act


apoologies ,but this can only happen in yoruba area not in aba where passengers use their brain. Am sure the pastor and queen are ibos



ibo kweenu!

I tells you.

Over rehearsed script.
Weird
Annoying at best.
Very disturbed people.

She wants to look older and yet dresses like that
Methinks someone just wants attention.

HumbledbYGrace: *sniffs* yea kinda...well I should spill the beans, the mysterious Q is well....no use telling you since he walked out.

you are so telling me....one we get whatsapp to behave.


Yetseyi....hello

what happened to ATMC btw

Mescopaul..abeg it's late. Drink the water n go chew on some garri. Soak it if you will. There's no sugar now so you'll have to make do with salt. It's bn a busy day n we're all too tired to cook now. Me i'm just thinking of snuggling in with my hubby.

Lmao Lagos na wa. I've learned to keep my mouth shut and just snigger whenever i encounter people like this.
It's funny how most Christians don't even understand the nature of God, and just sad that after years of going to chirch they still have no confidence in him. God will help his people.

HumbledbYGrace: we were in it together....lol yea. So I met this God fearing guy, we were so taken. His name is Q aka the preacher...we got married 2 months ago and have a kid, then out of the blue he woke me up one day with divorce papers on a breakfast tray he had prepared for me. Girl I felt like I had been thrown into icy waters of the winter morning.

I let him go....*sigh* where is that tissue

uhm you got married?? You keep writing about Q in ur diary n am always like 'who da heck is this'?
You have a lot of explaining to do young lady...a lot.

Geez i'd hate to stop having sex cos of religion

HumbledbYGrace: hehehe...and who was behind me with the planning of all this?

About MMM, it can't work, because I was the one bickering about how a christian and a non believer will never work.

Mission statement though: I need a shoulder to cry on tonight....my hubby wen awol/mia whateva they call it.

lol ok i was, but it was your idea

Ermm yeah, i kinda picked that out. Practice what you preach huh.

What husband are we talking about here?? Don't worry am already on my way over. I'll bring more tissues and chocolates