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Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 9:59pm On Jul 22, 2013
Ihedinobi: I told him o, he said he's answered you. smiley
Thanks kiss
Tell him to bury his nose in his mail cos there's another on grin




ATMC how did u know i cook my noodles with curry shocked You be winch?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 7:19pm On Jul 22, 2013
musKeeto: Yoooohhooo!!!!!!!!!
Aloha Skeetz grin
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 7:14pm On Jul 22, 2013
[quote author=Larry-Sun]I'm very sorry about that.[/quote]Accepted. How have you been?
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 7:14pm On Jul 22, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Did you enjoy your ban?
gringringrin[/quote]You banned himhuh You dey madt oo. Don't ban my Larry ever again
Family › Re: Royal Baby Watch: Kate Middleton In Labour by UjSizzle(f): 7:10pm On Jul 22, 2013
coogar: wait o - how are they different to all the people that have stayed in the presidential villa in nigeria? i hope you know even if there's no monarchy, these people are rich enough for their 20th generations yet unborn to never lift a finger to work.
Gbam!

But well, atleast in our democracy we can bad mouth them n start a revolution. Plus they are actually stealing our money unlike the Brits who technically steal under the law *shrugs*
Family › Re: Royal Baby Watch: Kate Middleton In Labour by UjSizzle(f): 7:08pm On Jul 22, 2013
coogar: https://www.theamas.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Michael-Jackson-Laughing.gif



cameron and 16 heads of the commonwealth members have changed the law for the newborn. if the baby is a girl then she will become a queen. the old law places william's male son ahead of the female regardless of their position. it means harry can never become a king even if william produces female kids throughout....
So basically William will have to be childless for Harry to smell the throne. hmmm good thing he's in the military.

Anyway, is this next in line for the throne? Queen Liz needs to die already or just step down before she keels over.
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 7:02pm On Jul 22, 2013
[quote author=Larry-Sun]Missed you guys...still missing you actually.[/quote]Keep pulling disappearing acts on us. Missed u too
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 6:59pm On Jul 22, 2013
Pastor Olu T: Hey, ow was ur day?
Hi Pastor Tee smiley My day went remarkbaly well, thank you. I trust you had a splendid one too?
Family › Re: Royal Baby Watch: Kate Middleton In Labour by UjSizzle(f): 6:38pm On Jul 22, 2013
Nomski0: Kate o......you must give us a boy.! We want an heir.
Baby aint even next in line for the throne babe
Family › Re: Royal Baby Watch: Kate Middleton In Labour by UjSizzle(f): 6:36pm On Jul 22, 2013
slimyem: you gotta do something while watching nah..
Its like popcorn and the movies. British money is the popcorn here. wink
lol but someone has to be watching the actual thing tho. So we're more like the Americans at the door...who's the journalist??
Politics › Re: Soyinka: The Mad Old Professor (MOP) by UjSizzle(f): 6:30pm On Jul 22, 2013
nijanigga: I'm still praying, O God let Nigeria's oil become useless.Thank God, the Prof didn't rely on oil money.He relied on the money from his brain.
When that oil money becomes useless, be ready to spend years trasitioning back to agriculture.
Please don't leave your brain behind while praying.
Politics › Re: Soyinka: The Mad Old Professor (MOP) by UjSizzle(f): 6:28pm On Jul 22, 2013
akpomeme: Soyinka aka mad old professor is equally a cultist and grand father etc to seadogs in Nigeria. Check his front page photo with fellow cultists on thisday newspaper today
And so?? It's people of your generation whp have a turned cultism to a blood bath! This isn't even an argument against him, try something else.
Family › Re: Royal Baby Watch: Kate Middleton In Labour by UjSizzle(f): 6:18pm On Jul 22, 2013
coogar: that's normal na - america has stood still several times for the members of the royal family. your point is neither here nor there....



flying almost 26 hours to witness another woman give birth is just lunacy....
Don't blame her though, they are down under afterall. Probably were the last to receive brains smh
Family › Re: Royal Baby Watch: Kate Middleton In Labour by UjSizzle(f): 6:14pm On Jul 22, 2013
Afam4eva u sure u on this thread??
Family › Re: Royal Baby Watch: Kate Middleton In Labour by UjSizzle(f): 6:11pm On Jul 22, 2013
coogar: you mean i am doing the same thing as the journalists that flew hours from australia/japan to stand under the sun? you know they could have just stayed at home like me and still get the same coverage.....

majority of them are dumb americans though - they probably think they would get near the newborn and touch. a woman on BBC just now said she flew from australia to witness this day.
Australia?!shocked
Dem aussies are crazzy
Family › Re: Royal Baby Watch: Kate Middleton In Labour by UjSizzle(f): 6:08pm On Jul 22, 2013
slimyem: Its hypocritial for anyone who has made at least five comments on this thread to utter scoffs at the journalists and others watching on the birth. Y'all are doing the same thing. tongue
not watching, just gisting about british money.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 5:59pm On Jul 22, 2013
Badosky i see ya grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 5:59pm On Jul 22, 2013
Kitay: Hello UJ,
Anything on Fire for Muahuh?
BY the way, Hw is your day going?
Just love and good wishes.
Day's been peachy so far..just have traffic to contend with now.

How's yours?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 5:57pm On Jul 22, 2013
Will someone tell my loff he's got mail? sad




#askATMC
How has your day been?
What do you do for a living?
What are your hobbies?
A walk in the park or the movies?
Genre of music?
Food girl or junk girl?
Naija or foreign movies?
Favourite artist(s)?
Al Pacino or Will Smith?
Birthday?


Just basics smiley
Family › Re: Royal Baby Watch: Kate Middleton In Labour by UjSizzle(f): 5:43pm On Jul 22, 2013
coogar: in this country? leasehold means only bricks and wood - the land the house is standing on belongs to the government.



i doubt the direct descendants of those 5 sons would be broke. their father barred female descendants from getting direct inheritance from the family coffers. that man is the smartest man on the planet - he was a man on a mission!!!
Super smart indeed.
Culture › Re: Nigerian Girl Traditionally Weds British Lover In Her Village (photos) by UjSizzle(f): 5:40pm On Jul 22, 2013
BekeeBuAgbara: Why can't you keep quiet or be chewing your fingernail if you don't have something sensible to post.
As opposed to you who just made sense now right??
Family › Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by UjSizzle(f): 5:31pm On Jul 22, 2013
Rolly83: Badt Badt Badt Girl,I also did those things tooo!
tongue





I hated those Writing books. The last time my dad gave me money for it...#90 then, i spent it all on biscuits, kulikuli, baba dudu and ice creams. Good 'ol days i tell ya grin
Family › Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by UjSizzle(f): 5:28pm On Jul 22, 2013
lepasharon: sounds like what guys will do
I had older brothers and too many of their friends around. Influence!
Family › Re: Royal Baby Watch: Kate Middleton In Labour by UjSizzle(f): 5:24pm On Jul 22, 2013
I pity the Brits, poor chaps will have their tv plagued with the royal birth all week.


Safe delivery kate
Family › Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by UjSizzle(f): 5:15pm On Jul 22, 2013
I tortuted animals. Injected lizard with water till they were twice their size.

Tore our cushion with razor, broke our neighbours' window playing ball alone and when kasala burst everyone blamed my brothers. I kept quiet.

I was given biscuits for my siblings n myself, i hid it and ate it all myself.

I always hard broken items with sharp edges in my bag. It tortured my aunt, always cut her fingers. She's making me pay for it now though sad
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dike Shows Off Bikini Body...hot Or NOT? by UjSizzle(f): 3:31pm On Jul 22, 2013
Hot?? I think not!

Camera angle's all wrong.
First pix ain't flattering at all.
Second pix didn't do her face justice either. And what's with all that blond hair? She might have been able to pull off a moderately sexy pose all vixen-like if her photographer had any sense at all.
Health › Re: Which Of These Have You Used To Clean Your Ear? by UjSizzle(f): 3:23pm On Jul 22, 2013
Caracta: Ouch! Meanie! sad angry
kiss
Culture › Re: Nigerian Girl Traditionally Weds British Lover In Her Village (photos) by UjSizzle(f): 3:19pm On Jul 22, 2013
lol Imo babes sha
Health › Re: Which Of These Have You Used To Clean Your Ear? by UjSizzle(f): 3:15pm On Jul 22, 2013
Caracta: I actually feel very uncomfortable with Hydrogen Peroxide? What if I got the fake or expired one? huh undecided
Then you'll go deaf. That easy
Health › Re: Which Of These Have You Used To Clean Your Ear? by UjSizzle(f): 3:13pm On Jul 22, 2013
OP you forgot to add those tiny hairpins tongue

I've never used toothpick before, but everything else esp match stick have gone in grin

Hydrogen peroxidehuh hmph
Health › Re: Bad Nigerian Habits That Increase Your Blood Pressure by UjSizzle(f): 2:22pm On Jul 22, 2013
Thanks Anii.

Na to dey use fresh oil everytime i wan fry akara...nawaoooo

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