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HumbledbYGrace: True love..... please don't end this romentic songs of Solomon....converted into Songs of I&U.

lol i should thank you babe. Without ya, i wouldn't have met this wonderful man *hugs*


How's the manmustwac ministry going?

HumbledbYGrace: add my sassy girlfriend to the movie list.....and maybe that Hallmark movie. The Lost Valentine.

I'll bring it. Don't forget to buy lotsa tissue babe, and ermm the face mask. I'd hate to go home to my hubby with red rimmed and swollen eyes

FortresOfChrist: Which God? Same Lord our fortress that says you or the other brother is mine? C'mmon sweetie! You say she no even sabi cook well sef. You had to even spice what you said she cooked for you. A man of God like you and the other brother needs a good and loving cook like me. You remember how good the food I cooked for you the last time you visited my house?

You are sooo lost lady Way in over your head.
lol the 'dish' wasn't really a dish. But i don't expect you to understand, seeing you ain't actually married...you just a home breaker .

Ihedinobi: Nkem, didnt' you know that darts hurt? You really want me to hurt?

No sweety, i really don't want to hurt you . I was just so sad and miserable, i didn't know what to do n you weren't home.
And erm that thing about the dish i served? How could you deliberately do that to me? I should hit you real hard!
*sighs* But i won't, i'll just imagine doing it . I'm sorry i doubted you sweetheart. I won't let that Fortress of Doom pull us apart Not ever.
You know i loff you right? While hanging out Gracie, i'll be thinking of you

dagr8: No dear, am sure he does appreciate and loffs u, the young man is busy to make sure food don't cease on d table and no bills left unpaid...i would rather u dont allow ur "competitors" take advantage of ur above post....
* dony worry i will talk to him ...wat again did u say is ur love language?*

Acts of service and Touchy stuffs

HumbledbYGrace: oh dear *bear hug* you are one strong lady sweets, and nothing hurts like being ignored.

How about you come spend the rest of the weekend at res? So we could talk? Some chickfick movie? Tissues, popcorn? Coffee or tea? Bring your make-up kit. And your jumpsuit pjs.

Coz tonight...we gonna cry a little, blow em noses a little, pillow fight and some cuddling too.

*sniffs and hugs her tight* You're a girl's best friend. Maybe we'll watch Titanic and drink vodka till we're so drunk we'll puke *laughs hysterically*. And we'll paint our nails and throw darts all the men who have ever hurt us screaming 'Screw ya'
Our very own slumber party

dagr8: Divorce not allow...u had better stand and fight for ur right

But i'm trying

HumbledbYGrace: please do away with him, I hate seeing that pretty face sad. What's his offense though?

U have mail.

You know *sniffs* i just feel like am the one keeping this relationship alive. Maybe i boxed him into it....*sniffs again* maybe he doesn't want me
I feel so unappreciated right now. What's the point of fighting for a man who doesn't see it? < I'm just soooo sad *wails*

HumbledbYGrace: Madam, whom are you reffering to there? You and that other girl were snarling @ each other for Ihedinobi.

lol she was poaching and i was protecting what's mine. Ir maybe i should divorce him, he's not been making me happy of late
You know how i hate to be kept waiting, and he's doing just that *sighs*

How come the topic doesn't say there's a picture
You've just managed to ruin my breakfast.
Mods pls make una get small sense, abi Seun needs sense. Not everyone wants to see a dead body



That said, RIP florence

Ihedinobi: Una go tear my shirt o, abeg. I like dis shirt well well.

Don't worry sweety, if they tear it i'll make more and pour my love in every stitch

HumbledbYGrace: lol...I see, eyes are on Mr. Keep him safe, nature calls sweetheart, sleep tight and dream of me...

Good night baby, sleep well

Pls someone tell JesusFortress to go hold her forte oo, cos this one is already held. If na Goshen be the other guy pls keep crushing there, and leave my husband for me biko.



Haba whats all this na? Must you people want what i want...abi already have sef. I n MY Ihedinobi are in a healthy e-lationship, pls stop being stumbling blocks

HumbledbYGrace: hehehe...I wanna be the Godmother....u attracting traffic or is it coz its friday?

I resemble Lastma for ur eyes
It's friday thing jare


I'll empty that sprite on ur head soon

Ihedinobi: I don die!

HumbledbYGrace: yall need some space. Goodnight Mr and Mrs luff.

lol smart gehl

Ihedinobi: I don die for hia! Se na me dem de use do girls' night out for dis thread gan! I don hear am. You go fear celeb na!

UJ m, pity d eye abeg. You know it's true, everything I do, I do it for you!

Yeah yeah, hot cake you are

For your sake i'll pity her. You know i'll do anything for you

HumbledbYGrace: thanks dear, wonder what is actually wrong here.

Her last question got me
hotter ke? una wan fry akara??

HumbledbYGrace: na true my sister....when are the Ihedinobiates coming then?

*clears throat* erm soonest


oh hi husby

HumbledbYGrace: your husband doesn't even smile, I always wanted to ask; how did ya'll meet? Who said hello first?

btw what are u using his smile for
is it ya consign if he did not smiling eh?

FortresOfChrist: How you all doing? You all got some cool jokes in here.

Young lady, biko what joke did you see Do we look like comedians to you eh

HumbledbYGrace: vely, vely romantic my sister, but wait o...you actually threw the bat? He caught the ball and returned it to you? While you were blushing, kicking sand and writing "I love you," with you big toe on the ground? badt gehl.

lol that's a nice way to put it. Do you know how long i've been crushing on the dude and he didn't even know i existed I batted my lashes, swayed my juju hips and nothing!He didn't even look
What was a gurl to do na my sister? I had to take the bull by the horn oo, and now see me happily married hehe . Men can be blind sometimes sha