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manmustwac: What am really trying to say that there are a lot of christians out there who look at non religious people as demons & not to associate with marry etc by their church but that's not true

I understand what you're saying, and am saying i don't do that. But everyone is allowed to make their own choices especially if they feel the lives of unbelievers will influence them negatively, or they simply see them as heathens *shrugs*.
lol i could preach to you now about being saved, but i don't do that either. I'm more of an actions speak louder than words kinda person. I prefer to show you why being a Christian is better .

That said, manmustwac its a pleasure having my first conversation with you

HumbledbYGrace: where is your hubby @ this hour? Evangelising

more like lurking. He nocturnal

FortresOfChrist: How you all doing? You all got some cool jokes in here.

hello

HumbledbYGrace: your husband doesn't even smile, I always wanted to ask; how did ya'll meet? Who said hello first?

we met here, thanks to you .
I followed him, he did the same.
Then i asked..more like begged sef for a meet some pages ago.
He proposed some pages later codedly n i supposed blushed my way to a yes.
How romantic is that

HumbledbYGrace: Its fun to take risks in life, who knows I might win him over...

lol he could become your epic love

manmustwac: Even though am not religious if you met me and got to know me in the flesh you'll know am a very nice person.

hmmm, fortunately religion is not a determinant of character judgement to me. Still like ya, unfortunately i'm already married

HumbledbYGrace: so you actually did the testing and send me the poss accent? Hehehe...I am not expecting your call then. M sure ya'll are better, down here a dollar for 2 or 3 minutes.

You gat competition eh?

a dollar? dayuuum


ehn see me see trouble oo. Tell that gehl chasing someone's husband is a sin oo Mommy GO. But i trust my husby sha, he's got eyes for moi only




choi identify your selling point

HumbledbYGrace: is it that obvious?

Duh i can read you like a book

....and i'll be sure to keep my eye poking pins close to me

oi Manmustwac i like ya already

Gracie love, are you crushing on our atheist mod

HumbledbYGrace: I haff heard you voice before so I know where we stand na...waited for ur call

lol u heard the posh accent. I've got the other one too
oi you'll get the call when you stop expecting it. I just wanted you permission izall . But seriously timing needs to be right, making International calls aint beans in this country with our silly service providers.

HumbledbYGrace: My higbo sister...you don't talk like plomoe do u?

My south Aflican sista, Plomoe isi my bloda. The talking is in our blood. If you want it, m'enye gi ya now now.

CFCfan: Bloody hell! How u dey?

lol hi mate
I've been just fine. you??

ItsModella: uju, we hardly see you these days o.

My dear i dey oo. I've just bn all over the place

oi hello

Gracie, Oluwaniife means God loves me.

yetseyi: @ ihediniobi,
I understand ur point
its good u take ur time 2 understand what you encounter
UJ wia are u ,I ve a black belt ooo Ive bin winking @ ur hubby since.

Young lady i am the last person you want to mess with.
I love you, but happen to love this husby of mine more.
So biko in the name of God that has joined us n all the NL community, STOP WINKING AT HIM.
I have spoken.

abpatrick7: Hehe... Abeg o. Sorry good people.

The weather has been quite cold, so we are still in the planting season,
Your NL Royal Baby would be up and coming soon.

Btw: what name should we name the baby? I and Lupee r at crossroads.

Lupat.
Lurick
Ablupey
Spongeback square bob

Nope, Yam is my least favourite food and aside from that i always have an itch everytime i peel it.

I've also had a choking experience with yam. I was in the village for Christmas and my grams had all this little yams for roasting in the barn...we call them Ji Abana..not even sure what that means sef.
Anyway, i was home one day n super duper hungry and there was only firewood left to cook with. Me i have serious smoke allergy o, so i went to forage in the kitchen for anything remotely munchable. That was were i met a plate of extremely cold roasted yam n alreadt congealed palm oil. Wetin consign me, i stood there and began walloping the thing with very big man-like bites and worse of all i wasn't chewing properly. It was more like bite-chew-chew-swallow.
Somewhere between the 5th n 6th bite i realized i couldn't breath again. Gosh i panicked! Bad enough i had this health issue at that time with my heart, i thought i was having a cardiac arrest right in the kitchen.
I managed to crawl out of the kitchen to the fridge all the while thinking "I can't die like this na, haba not after eating someone's yam oo. God atleast lemme confess so i'll make heaven"
Finally i got water. Then i made the mistake of swallowing one huge gulp. Christ! It felt like someone just shoved a stone down my throat.
This one brought instant tears to my eyes i swear. What was worse that i was gonna die alone with only the dog for company
The pain in my chest doubled, i just had to lay on the floor beside the fridge with my arms wrapped around my body crying.

Some minutes after, or maybe na hours sef my stjupid brother kicked me awake. Allah it was the happiest kick of my life. I was alive oo . I had never been so glad at receiving a kick before. Till today my bro calls it my Kick of Life



I don't need to say i never touched covered food again that didn't belong to me, nor did i ever eat roasted yam again after that incident. Today my papa no dey buy yam again sef cos e go just dey for house spoil.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]If you believe this story, you'll also believe that Arsenal FC of England has been winning the EPL back to back, for the past 4 years. [/color]

wikkid

Why does it feel like here's about to become 18+ soon


Screw, praise Jah. Remember we like weddings here
And Alos can be in charge of the food, i know she can't wait to feed us ijebu garri.
Me i'll plan the wedding for free.
Teeo will be your best man, but we'll have to lock the bridesmaids faraway from him.

Love is in the air
#dancing