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sanb: Wow;Wow;Wow...You’ve blown me away and I’m really *Blushing*. I duff my hat off and you deserve a hug for this. What else can I say than a big thank you and I’m very honoured. I tell you one thing sweetie; without your post here in the romance section, it’ll be boring and I always look forward to reading your comments....even though you can't stand us Nigerian ladies but we still like you....

'like'? Sweetie we love him in all his annoying glory.

190:

I'm starting 2think that people should be tested before
Coming on nairaland- what's wrong with all posters above me-
Is there any correlation between d subject and that of Jesus

Anyways @ post

My crush I think is flytefalls, onila, uj-sizzle, caracta or candygosh. (Whoever takes me seriously)

honey i take u seriously .
Off topic......i hear u've been banned 11 times, how true?

Ogaoo e don do abeg.

Sweetlemon you spoke ur mind, but calling him an a.sslicker is something else just cos he agrees with what 2other people have said. I don't see anything wrong with someone having a bit of confidence in the opinion of another, and u shouldn't. I know a good number of users here who have proven to have a good head n give sound advice to people with problems. So technically if i see their reply on a thread even without reading the initial post i can be rest assured they've got the bases covered. K2039 isn't less of a man neither is he a bumlicker for trusting the judgement of another.

Mynd, you are blowing this way out of proportion. It doesn't warrant bringing up past events and trading barbs. Drop it.

K2039. I guess ur fight isn't with sweetlemon but whoever has decided to buy her case. The best u can do is ignore and move on.

Now lets get on with the topic.

Smh where's Killz when you need him

What's with the fight biko

Redmosquito.
Not sure where Mr hades n Minion popped out from but ever since i took note of him i haven't stopped laughing. His African Nerd story shows an intelligent mind, he's good with words n a loyal friend.

Ijebabe.
Bright, intelligent, vibrant lady. Queen of the entertainment world, puts her words across nicely.

Gree-die.
Always wondered if ur moniker is actually read 'greedy'. Strong debater, intelligent, doesn't mince words.

Cindyrella.
Down to earth, love it.

Vivian Chinaza.
Stands for what she believes in, wouldn't change sides even if she's backed up against the wall.

Mrs.Chima
NL's feminist. Words are always on point, daring, anti bs, a bit of a trouble maker and plays well with others.

Slimyem.
Never mines words, straight forward and i love watching her trade barbs with badosky.

I wish everyone's labour of love will be rewarded.

I wish my deepest heart's desire will be granted.

I wish peace to reign in this country.

I wish for wisdom for our leaders.

And that the joy this season brings will fill our hearts.

I suppose they are more like my prayers this season than wishes anyway.

Ikekings.
The dude with 20packs . Smart, fun, never seen him engage in an e-fight, chronic womanizer always hoping his juju packs will land him some azz. You should see his update in the health section workout thread, dude's got my eyes poping. He plays well, chats well, broke up with his NL love(wonder if they're back together) and would rather remain in the derailers paradise than anywhere else.

DailyNews.
Hmm this whole postit would be incomplete without the number one epistle writer. DN claims to be a God fearing Christian(or something related), always advertising his sisters, extremely blunt, and often controversial. He's always telling girls they are too old for any man to want them blah blah like he knows who they are from Adam, and keeps talking about virginity, lets not forget how often he flaunts his supposedly handsome self..id think one user called him pomo lips at one beautiful girls thread .Founder of YAN and once had an ish with some happy pearly girl in this section too(a bit of a controversy if u ask me) Albeit all he's an intelligent man, speaks his mind without salted words and has himself some haters.

Acidtalk.
DN's evil twin. Both men are alike in their love for controversy. Acid like his name implies is blunt, and badmouthed to say the least. He's intelligent, smart, has a lot of topics makin front page and when it doesn't, he whines and claims an injustice has been done to him. He's goin to make a good writer in future, well he seems to have a story for every thread i bet he makes some of them up. Lest i forget, he talks about girls being old too and knows how to trade insults with the best of them. On the plus side a good majority of his threads are always on point and dude's got a good head on his neck.

Rooneyboy: oh goodness !
Do u really use that ogiri thing to cook ?

That stuff smells like sh.it.

Of what use is that thing in our soup ?

lol the more terrible the smell, the better it is. Ofe Onugbo n Oha will be completely useless without it .

*yawns* I'll post others tomorrow. Nanyt

Hmmm she doesn't want to be wooed, would most likely rather be friends with you.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]If i say i won't ban anyone here tonight, i am a liar. I am just wondering who. . .

My appeal must not waste. I became a monkey to make everyone happy.
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lmao

Sanb.
She's beautiful inside and out. Her words portray intelligence, her actions class. Speaks her mind and isn't swayed by the crowd. Kind, gentle, caring and loving personality, we all sing her praise here. I would love to be friends with her any day as she makes positive impacts on everyone she comes in contact with. Sanb is a model all on her own, the perfect icing on any man's cake and the perfect bff for any female who loves wisdom.

Lalaosky.
Gentle lala, defender of woman rights, warm, welcoming, charming personality. Why people call him gay is beyond me, probably cos it's difficult to find a man who believes women should be respected and not thrashed like these NL dudes do: it takes a real man to stand up for what he believes is right not minding the consequences and thinking little of his rep and Lala is such a man. Ever the peacemaker he can't stand to see his friends quarrel. He's smart, and fun to be with.
I'm blessed to have him as friend.

190-the-clown.
I had no idea what to make of this dude when i stumbled upon him in last month's female edition of the wooing challenge....my first direct comment to him was 'cocky much?'. 190 loves his females and i don't think he can do without the attention, i mean for someone who's always on about Nigerian women it's quite an irony. He's annoying and funny all at once, smart, resourceful and can be quite silly sometimes. Won't get involved in an e-fight esp when the heat is much, teases people like there's no tomorrow and has garnered himself a few haters esp from the female population and so many lovers.

D-Explorer.
Our very own Columnist never ceases to spice up this section. He's resourceful, smart, and plays well. A one man derailer-ofcoz his threads are his victims- and a peace maker. He likes his women and gives the weirdest pet names to them . He might wanna watch the bit of arrogance sticking out though. All in all he's a really likable person, truthful in his replies and doesn't bear grudges.

Idowuogbo aka Badosky
The funniest female on NL in my opinion. Her razziness is always refreshing and never ceases to crack me up . She loves her friends and speaks her mind. No pack mentality for this babe, she'll tear u apart in an instant like she knows best. I still think underneath all her gragra is a caring, loving, and typical female- she'll melt like butter with the right temperature. You can't help but love NL's favourite girl.

Shollypopz, Abil, ItsModella.
I think of these three as Medussa and the gorgons.
Sholly is lively and has a very acidic tongue. The last thing u wanna do is be in her black book. She stands for what she feels is right, always loyal to people she calls friends and has a love-hate relationship with every other person.

Abil is a doe-eyed beauty. She's nice and totally unpredictable- can be warm and welcoming one minute n the next tearing u apart like a tiger. She's smart and a really good gambler in my opinion- knows when the odds are against her and folds .

Modella aka Green lantern aka Michelle Obama is an intelligent, vibrant, beautiful young woman who speaks her mind and doesn't give a damn if u think she's crazy. She'll make a good agent of the CIA when it comes to torturing prisoners. One pretty good trait she's got is accepting a truce when its offered. You never wanna get on her bad side though cos like her sisters she'll tear u apart.

Together these three own the derailers paradise and like Medussa n the gorgons, they keep men running for cover.

Haven't stopped laughing since i opened this thread .

Sexkillz.
Smart, witty, intelligent fellow. Comes across as rude sometimes, doesn't say much and would rather lurk in the shadows. He speaks mind and doesn't give a darn what people think about it. Generally ignores hate comments which is prolly more annoying than trading barbs. All in all he is a good mod despite his frequent show of being bossy and we're lucky to have him here.

Mynd44.
I refer to him as Sexkillz other half. A master derailer of threads, smart, and witty. He drops his two cents on topics and can be found on Romance threads as early as 6am- i swear the guy wakes this section up every morning. He's also annoying like his better half, but you'll get along with him just fine when u realise being prickly is his second nature.

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More to come

Lmao, green snake? Seriously??

Haven't seen u post anything like this before, i like .

Coming with my list later

1 synthetic human skeleton: check

ermm HBG that's a really long list u got. We'll handle no 6 when i make some bread eh

I'm a serial bread eater and love the top n bottom most of all.


I dnt eat the bum and head of any animal cos it makes me think of poo n brains, chicken skin cos its unhealthy, orange juice gives me cough, goat meat smells.

Lol this is funny

Kails and Sade I've spoken well.
Try contentment, it's the surest way to be happy.

Good morning everyone. It's been a somewhat busy week, sorry i haven't been able to drop by as often as i woulda wanted.
How is it going with y'all?

Gracie, i think I'll post my story later today. Twasn't much of a turning point, more like a self awareness.

Off topic....
So was thinking of Christmas shopping. What would u like for Christmas??